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        A bot watched over 1000 hours of lawyer commercials and then made this: Keaton Patti
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 Here is the first page
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        25 Sherlock Holmes Funny Quotes #Sherlock Holmes #Funny: IWONDER WHAT THE CODE IS.
 3
 5
 4
 #
 4wincherlockedintardis
 even with those four numbers there are countless possible combinations good
 luck with figuring out which one is the right one you punk
 eatsleepcrap
 straightens calculator
 It's pretty likely that it's a four digit number, and as there are four digits chosen
 there, that means that there cannot be any repetition. This mean that there are:
 n!/(n-4)! possible orders. As 'n' is 4 (number of digits available). 41/0! which
 becomes 4x3x2x1/1 which simplifies to 24. That means that there are 24
 possible combinations of codes. This would take you about two or three
 minutes to input all possible codes.
 syd224
 Unless an alarm goes off if you don't get it right in 3 tries
 eatsleepcrap
 straightens calculator again
 Kick the fucking door in
 my-weeping-angel Deactivated
 well 'technically' the code is most likley 1970. statistically, a majority of people,
 when told to choose a 4 digit code will choose their birth year. and this key pad
 is obviously a few years old to put it nicely, thats most likley it
 everyonesfavoriteging
 some sherlock holmes shit just went down over here
 heroscafe
 BBC
 No, no, no. Don't base your deductions of psychology. Let's talk chemistry.
 When you first press a button, there's more of the natural oils on your skin, and
 therefore it wears down the numbers on the keys faster. Obviously 0 is the first
 one, then. Try 0791 first.
 Sherlock out.
 perks-of-being-chinese
 woah.
 trypophobic-canine
 it got better
 twistedthicket1
 and this is why the sherlock fandom could either rule the world or end it..
 badgerdash-cumberquat
 Those deductions are great and all, but unnecessary.
 The light is green.
 The door is already open.
 winchester-kelly
 And that's why we have a John Watson.
 STRANGEBEAVER.com
 C0 D
 00
 *
25 Sherlock Holmes Funny Quotes #Sherlock Holmes #Funny
        

            
            

                
                
                    25 Sherlock Holmes Funny Quotes #Sherlock Holmes #Funny: IWONDER WHAT THE CODE IS.
 3
 5
 4
 #
 4wincherlockedintardis
 even with those four numbers there are countless possible combinations good
 luck with figuring out which one is the right one you punk
 eatsleepcrap
 straightens calculator
 It's pretty likely that it's a four digit number, and as there are four digits chosen
 there, that means that there cannot be any repetition. This mean that there are:
 n!/(n-4)! possible orders. As 'n' is 4 (number of digits available). 41/0! which
 becomes 4x3x2x1/1 which simplifies to 24. That means that there are 24
 possible combinations of codes. This would take you about two or three
 minutes to input all possible codes.
 syd224
 Unless an alarm goes off if you don't get it right in 3 tries
 eatsleepcrap
 straightens calculator again
 Kick the fucking door in
 my-weeping-angel Deactivated
 well 'technically' the code is most likley 1970. statistically, a majority of people,
 when told to choose a 4 digit code will choose their birth year. and this key pad
 is obviously a few years old to put it nicely, thats most likley it
 everyonesfavoriteging
 some sherlock holmes shit just went down over here
 heroscafe
 BBC
 No, no, no. Don't base your deductions of psychology. Let's talk chemistry.
 When you first press a button, there's more of the natural oils on your skin, and
 therefore it wears down the numbers on the keys faster. Obviously 0 is the first
 one, then. Try 0791 first.
 Sherlock out.
 perks-of-being-chinese
 woah.
 trypophobic-canine
 it got better
 twistedthicket1
 and this is why the sherlock fandom could either rule the world or end it..
 badgerdash-cumberquat
 Those deductions are great and all, but unnecessary.
 The light is green.
 The door is already open.
 winchester-kelly
 And that's why we have a John Watson.
 STRANGEBEAVER.com
 C0 D
 00
 *
25 Sherlock Holmes Funny Quotes #Sherlock Holmes #Funny
                    
                
            

            
            
        

    

    

        
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        ouyangdan:

kaelio:

kaelio:
Someone requested a doodle of “some of the Dominion’s anti-human propaganda” but tbh this is too real outside of star trek. this is probably plastered over the entire Citadel in Mass Effect
i still get notifications for this. i get notifications for this every god damned day.

I wasn’t going to reblog this until the last comment.
: They EAT. They TALK.
 AND THEY FUCK
 It's a human, and if you're
 not scared, you should be.
 Humans seem friendly. What you
 might not know is just how "friendly"
 a human can be.
 Many galactic citizens have
 discovered, only too late, the
 relentless drive of the human...
 who will gladly mate with YOU.

 "This is overstated. I've interacted with several humans
 who have not attempted to mate with me."
 Be mindful! A human is a stalking predator, and may
 wait weeks, even months, for an opportunity
 .11 would not be attractive to a human and have
 nothing to fear."
 Humans have highly variable preferences and strategies.
 However, do recall that by the time humans experienced
 First Contact, they had already spent centuries producing
 entire libraries of speculative research about how they would
 someday attempt to mate with someone just like you.
 "I possess a simple cloaca and am incompatible with
 a human and their sexual practices."
 Humans are adaptable. There are proven instances of
 humans attempting mating behaviors on features far
 more novel than a mere cloaca or book lung. Humans
 have been known to engage in attempted intercourse with
 flaps, orificies, depressions, ridges, digits, chelicerae,
 and masses of all kinds.
 A human, bereft of a partner, may attempt to mate with a
 range of vessels, extensions, surfaces--or its own hands.
 "I have heard mating with a human can be pleasurable.
 What's the harm?"
 Humans form strong attachments and are insatiable.
 Galactic citizens who have partnered with a human have
 routinely died of dessication, puncture, and lethal chafing!
ouyangdan:

kaelio:

kaelio:
Someone requested a doodle of “some of the Dominion’s anti-human propaganda” but tbh this is too real outside of star trek. this is probably plastered over the entire Citadel in Mass Effect
i still get notifications for this. i get notifications for this every god damned day.

I wasn’t going to reblog this until the last comment.

        

            
            

                
                
                    ouyangdan:

kaelio:

kaelio:
Someone requested a doodle of “some of the Dominion’s anti-human propaganda” but tbh this is too real outside of star trek. this is probably plastered over the entire Citadel in Mass Effect
i still get notifications for this. i get notifications for this every god damned day.

I wasn’t going to reblog this until the last comment.
: They EAT. They TALK.
 AND THEY FUCK
 It's a human, and if you're
 not scared, you should be.
 Humans seem friendly. What you
 might not know is just how "friendly"
 a human can be.
 Many galactic citizens have
 discovered, only too late, the
 relentless drive of the human...
 who will gladly mate with YOU.

 "This is overstated. I've interacted with several humans
 who have not attempted to mate with me."
 Be mindful! A human is a stalking predator, and may
 wait weeks, even months, for an opportunity
 .11 would not be attractive to a human and have
 nothing to fear."
 Humans have highly variable preferences and strategies.
 However, do recall that by the time humans experienced
 First Contact, they had already spent centuries producing
 entire libraries of speculative research about how they would
 someday attempt to mate with someone just like you.
 "I possess a simple cloaca and am incompatible with
 a human and their sexual practices."
 Humans are adaptable. There are proven instances of
 humans attempting mating behaviors on features far
 more novel than a mere cloaca or book lung. Humans
 have been known to engage in attempted intercourse with
 flaps, orificies, depressions, ridges, digits, chelicerae,
 and masses of all kinds.
 A human, bereft of a partner, may attempt to mate with a
 range of vessels, extensions, surfaces--or its own hands.
 "I have heard mating with a human can be pleasurable.
 What's the harm?"
 Humans form strong attachments and are insatiable.
 Galactic citizens who have partnered with a human have
 routinely died of dessication, puncture, and lethal chafing!
ouyangdan:

kaelio:

kaelio:
Someone requested a doodle of “some of the Dominion’s anti-human propaganda” but tbh this is too real outside of star trek. this is probably plastered over the entire Citadel in Mass Effect
i still get notifications for this. i get notifications for this every god damned day.

I wasn’t going to reblog this until the last comment.

                    
                
            

            
            
        

    

    

        
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        tindershwinder:

Triple threat: tRI
 100%
 3:18 AM
 Vanessa
 Ok so want you to imagine we've
 got a 1972 Ford F-100 sitting in a
 lot, the rear truck bed of it filled with
 several wheels of cheddar cheese
 Now, just behind it, you'll see a
 reliable 2007 GMC Topkick C4500,
 this one filled with delicious gouda,
 still wrapped in wax, Behind that
 vehicie lies a 1985 Toyota Pickup
 SR5, freshly painted and with a load
 of fresh Bleu cheese in the back.
 Behind them all, a 1995 Dodge
 Ram 2500, the rear bed containing
 several large slices of Swiss cheese
 gently baking in the hot sun.
 Look I know it's not much but it's
 the best cheesy pick-up line I could
 come up with
 ngo
 Wow that was a
 mouthful and arn
 adventure Imfao
 Choose your own adventure!
 For a low energy effort segue from
 the line, read part A
 For an overly-sexual response, read
 part B,
 Para Español, sigue al C
 A: haha thanks! Anyways what are
 you up to
 B: I've got another mouthful for you
 here if you're up for it
 C: Lo siento, pensé que hablaste
 inglés. Puedo intentar seguir
 flirteando en español pero mis
 habilidades españolas son pobres
 6 min ng
 See it's times like this
 where I wish I knew
 spanish
 Btw this is amazing
 I'm very impressed
 Vanessa 54min ag0
 For a low effort reply, read part A
 For an overly-sexual response, read
 part B.
 Para Español, sigue al C
 A: haha thanks, I didn't know it was
 possible to live down here without
 knowing any Spanish
 B: If I can get them digits I'll send
 you a photo of something else that'll
 impress
 C: Por favor, perdone mis intentos
 de humor tardio, normaimente soy
 mejor en este tipo de cosas
 47 min、ago
 Omg
 I'm having my friend
 translate this Spanish
 me
 Choose your own adventure! A for
 standard low effort response, B for
 overly-sexual response, y C para
 Español
 A: Haha your friend will probably be
 able to tell you how bad my Spanish
 actually is. In fact, I've been using
 Google translate to help. But shh
 keep that on the down low... Our
 B: This Spanish friend of yours
 single? 1 always had a thing for
 C: Lo sentimos, pero Google
 translate ha detectado un error. Por
 favor, inténtelo de nuevo más tarde.
 4 min ago
 1. My friend isn't a girl
 2. Why you tryna get
 with my friend here
 when you're talking to
 3. That spanish part
 was funny why'd you
 send me that Imfao
 Vanessa 26 min ago
 Choose your own adventure! A for
 standard response, B for overly-
 sexual response, y C para Español.
 A: My apologies, B can sometimes
 get a little out of hand. I'm not
 interested in the friend. It's just that
 B tries hard to be overly sexual and
 when the only thing in your reply
 was that you're having a friend
 translate, he had to run with it. He
 means well and deep down B is
 actually a mature and reasonable
 C: Has enviado demasiadas
 solicitudes de traducción. Por favor,
 inténtelo de nuevo más tarde
 min ag
 Boy you're ridiculous
 I can't keep up with 3
 GIF
 a message
tindershwinder:

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                    tindershwinder:

Triple threat: tRI
 100%
 3:18 AM
 Vanessa
 Ok so want you to imagine we've
 got a 1972 Ford F-100 sitting in a
 lot, the rear truck bed of it filled with
 several wheels of cheddar cheese
 Now, just behind it, you'll see a
 reliable 2007 GMC Topkick C4500,
 this one filled with delicious gouda,
 still wrapped in wax, Behind that
 vehicie lies a 1985 Toyota Pickup
 SR5, freshly painted and with a load
 of fresh Bleu cheese in the back.
 Behind them all, a 1995 Dodge
 Ram 2500, the rear bed containing
 several large slices of Swiss cheese
 gently baking in the hot sun.
 Look I know it's not much but it's
 the best cheesy pick-up line I could
 come up with
 ngo
 Wow that was a
 mouthful and arn
 adventure Imfao
 Choose your own adventure!
 For a low energy effort segue from
 the line, read part A
 For an overly-sexual response, read
 part B,
 Para Español, sigue al C
 A: haha thanks! Anyways what are
 you up to
 B: I've got another mouthful for you
 here if you're up for it
 C: Lo siento, pensé que hablaste
 inglés. Puedo intentar seguir
 flirteando en español pero mis
 habilidades españolas son pobres
 6 min ng
 See it's times like this
 where I wish I knew
 spanish
 Btw this is amazing
 I'm very impressed
 Vanessa 54min ag0
 For a low effort reply, read part A
 For an overly-sexual response, read
 part B.
 Para Español, sigue al C
 A: haha thanks, I didn't know it was
 possible to live down here without
 knowing any Spanish
 B: If I can get them digits I'll send
 you a photo of something else that'll
 impress
 C: Por favor, perdone mis intentos
 de humor tardio, normaimente soy
 mejor en este tipo de cosas
 47 min、ago
 Omg
 I'm having my friend
 translate this Spanish
 me
 Choose your own adventure! A for
 standard low effort response, B for
 overly-sexual response, y C para
 Español
 A: Haha your friend will probably be
 able to tell you how bad my Spanish
 actually is. In fact, I've been using
 Google translate to help. But shh
 keep that on the down low... Our
 B: This Spanish friend of yours
 single? 1 always had a thing for
 C: Lo sentimos, pero Google
 translate ha detectado un error. Por
 favor, inténtelo de nuevo más tarde.
 4 min ago
 1. My friend isn't a girl
 2. Why you tryna get
 with my friend here
 when you're talking to
 3. That spanish part
 was funny why'd you
 send me that Imfao
 Vanessa 26 min ago
 Choose your own adventure! A for
 standard response, B for overly-
 sexual response, y C para Español.
 A: My apologies, B can sometimes
 get a little out of hand. I'm not
 interested in the friend. It's just that
 B tries hard to be overly sexual and
 when the only thing in your reply
 was that you're having a friend
 translate, he had to run with it. He
 means well and deep down B is
 actually a mature and reasonable
 C: Has enviado demasiadas
 solicitudes de traducción. Por favor,
 inténtelo de nuevo más tarde
 min ag
 Boy you're ridiculous
 I can't keep up with 3
 GIF
 a message
tindershwinder:

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        Triple threat: tRI
 100%
 3:18 AM
 Vanessa
 Ok so want you to imagine we've
 got a 1972 Ford F-100 sitting in a
 lot, the rear truck bed of it filled with
 several wheels of cheddar cheese
 Now, just behind it, you'll see a
 reliable 2007 GMC Topkick C4500,
 this one filled with delicious gouda,
 still wrapped in wax, Behind that
 vehicie lies a 1985 Toyota Pickup
 SR5, freshly painted and with a load
 of fresh Bleu cheese in the back.
 Behind them all, a 1995 Dodge
 Ram 2500, the rear bed containing
 several large slices of Swiss cheese
 gently baking in the hot sun.
 Look I know it's not much but it's
 the best cheesy pick-up line I could
 come up with
 ngo
 Wow that was a
 mouthful and arn
 adventure Imfao
 Choose your own adventure!
 For a low energy effort segue from
 the line, read part A
 For an overly-sexual response, read
 part B,
 Para Español, sigue al C
 A: haha thanks! Anyways what are
 you up to
 B: I've got another mouthful for you
 here if you're up for it
 C: Lo siento, pensé que hablaste
 inglés. Puedo intentar seguir
 flirteando en español pero mis
 habilidades españolas son pobres
 6 min ng
 See it's times like this
 where I wish I knew
 spanish
 Btw this is amazing
 I'm very impressed
 Vanessa 54min ag0
 For a low effort reply, read part A
 For an overly-sexual response, read
 part B.
 Para Español, sigue al C
 A: haha thanks, I didn't know it was
 possible to live down here without
 knowing any Spanish
 B: If I can get them digits I'll send
 you a photo of something else that'll
 impress
 C: Por favor, perdone mis intentos
 de humor tardio, normaimente soy
 mejor en este tipo de cosas
 47 min、ago
 Omg
 I'm having my friend
 translate this Spanish
 me
 Choose your own adventure! A for
 standard low effort response, B for
 overly-sexual response, y C para
 Español
 A: Haha your friend will probably be
 able to tell you how bad my Spanish
 actually is. In fact, I've been using
 Google translate to help. But shh
 keep that on the down low... Our
 B: This Spanish friend of yours
 single? 1 always had a thing for
 C: Lo sentimos, pero Google
 translate ha detectado un error. Por
 favor, inténtelo de nuevo más tarde.
 4 min ago
 1. My friend isn't a girl
 2. Why you tryna get
 with my friend here
 when you're talking to
 3. That spanish part
 was funny why'd you
 send me that Imfao
 Vanessa 26 min ago
 Choose your own adventure! A for
 standard response, B for overly-
 sexual response, y C para Español.
 A: My apologies, B can sometimes
 get a little out of hand. I'm not
 interested in the friend. It's just that
 B tries hard to be overly sexual and
 when the only thing in your reply
 was that you're having a friend
 translate, he had to run with it. He
 means well and deep down B is
 actually a mature and reasonable
 C: Has enviado demasiadas
 solicitudes de traducción. Por favor,
 inténtelo de nuevo más tarde
 min ag
 Boy you're ridiculous
 I can't keep up with 3
 GIF
 a message
Triple threat
        

            
            

                
                
                    Triple threat: tRI
 100%
 3:18 AM
 Vanessa
 Ok so want you to imagine we've
 got a 1972 Ford F-100 sitting in a
 lot, the rear truck bed of it filled with
 several wheels of cheddar cheese
 Now, just behind it, you'll see a
 reliable 2007 GMC Topkick C4500,
 this one filled with delicious gouda,
 still wrapped in wax, Behind that
 vehicie lies a 1985 Toyota Pickup
 SR5, freshly painted and with a load
 of fresh Bleu cheese in the back.
 Behind them all, a 1995 Dodge
 Ram 2500, the rear bed containing
 several large slices of Swiss cheese
 gently baking in the hot sun.
 Look I know it's not much but it's
 the best cheesy pick-up line I could
 come up with
 ngo
 Wow that was a
 mouthful and arn
 adventure Imfao
 Choose your own adventure!
 For a low energy effort segue from
 the line, read part A
 For an overly-sexual response, read
 part B,
 Para Español, sigue al C
 A: haha thanks! Anyways what are
 you up to
 B: I've got another mouthful for you
 here if you're up for it
 C: Lo siento, pensé que hablaste
 inglés. Puedo intentar seguir
 flirteando en español pero mis
 habilidades españolas son pobres
 6 min ng
 See it's times like this
 where I wish I knew
 spanish
 Btw this is amazing
 I'm very impressed
 Vanessa 54min ag0
 For a low effort reply, read part A
 For an overly-sexual response, read
 part B.
 Para Español, sigue al C
 A: haha thanks, I didn't know it was
 possible to live down here without
 knowing any Spanish
 B: If I can get them digits I'll send
 you a photo of something else that'll
 impress
 C: Por favor, perdone mis intentos
 de humor tardio, normaimente soy
 mejor en este tipo de cosas
 47 min、ago
 Omg
 I'm having my friend
 translate this Spanish
 me
 Choose your own adventure! A for
 standard low effort response, B for
 overly-sexual response, y C para
 Español
 A: Haha your friend will probably be
 able to tell you how bad my Spanish
 actually is. In fact, I've been using
 Google translate to help. But shh
 keep that on the down low... Our
 B: This Spanish friend of yours
 single? 1 always had a thing for
 C: Lo sentimos, pero Google
 translate ha detectado un error. Por
 favor, inténtelo de nuevo más tarde.
 4 min ago
 1. My friend isn't a girl
 2. Why you tryna get
 with my friend here
 when you're talking to
 3. That spanish part
 was funny why'd you
 send me that Imfao
 Vanessa 26 min ago
 Choose your own adventure! A for
 standard response, B for overly-
 sexual response, y C para Español.
 A: My apologies, B can sometimes
 get a little out of hand. I'm not
 interested in the friend. It's just that
 B tries hard to be overly sexual and
 when the only thing in your reply
 was that you're having a friend
 translate, he had to run with it. He
 means well and deep down B is
 actually a mature and reasonable
 C: Has enviado demasiadas
 solicitudes de traducción. Por favor,
 inténtelo de nuevo más tarde
 min ag
 Boy you're ridiculous
 I can't keep up with 3
 GIF
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