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2019’s Top Books

Wizards. Demigods. Warring cat tribes. Fairies. Assassins. Fairy assassins. This list has ‘em all. 

The Harry Potter seriesby J.K. Rowling 
The Warriors series +1by Erin Hunter 
Percy Jackson & the Olympians −1by Rick Riordan 
A Song of Ice and Fireby George R. R. Martin 
Carry On +7by Rainbow Rowell 
The All for the Game series +3by Nora Sakavic 
The Six of Crows Duology −3by Leigh Bardugo 
Pride and Prejudice −1by Jane Austen 
The Raven Cycle series −4by Maggie Stiefvater 
The Captive Prince Trilogyby C. S. Pacat 
The Wicked King, Book 2 of The Folk of the Air Trilogyby Holly Black 
A Court of Thorns and Roses series −6by Sarah J. Maas 
The Cruel Prince, Book 1 of The Folk of the Air Trilogy +4by Holly Black 
The Silmarillion +5by J. R. R. Tolkien 
The Throne of Glass series −7by Sarah J. Maas 
Discworldby Terry Pratchett 
The Secret Historyby Donna Tartt 
The Mortal Instruments seriesby Cassandra Clare 
The Outsiders −6by S. E. Hinton 
The Twilight Sagaby Stephanie Meyer 
The Dark Artifices Trilogy −1by Cassandra Clare 
Red, White & Royal Blueby Casey McQuiston 
The Great Gatsby −2by F. Scott Fitzgerald 
The Trials of Apollo series −2by Rick Riordan 
The Wings of Fire series −2by Tui T. Sutherland 
Magnus Chase and the Gods of Asgard series −11by Rick Riordan 
Romeo and Julietby William Shakespeare 
The Song of Achillesby Madeline Miller 
Milk and Honey −15by Rupi Kaur 
Good Omens −19by Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett The number in italics indicates how many spots a title moved up or down from the previous year. Bolded titles weren’t on the list last year.: tumblr Year in Review
 Books
 2019
 2019
fandom:

2019’s Top Books

Wizards. Demigods. Warring cat tribes. Fairies. Assassins. Fairy assassins. This list has ‘em all. 

The Harry Potter seriesby J.K. Rowling 
The Warriors series +1by Erin Hunter 
Percy Jackson & the Olympians −1by Rick Riordan 
A Song of Ice and Fireby George R. R. Martin 
Carry On +7by Rainbow Rowell 
The All for the Game series +3by Nora Sakavic 
The Six of Crows Duology −3by Leigh Bardugo 
Pride and Prejudice −1by Jane Austen 
The Raven Cycle series −4by Maggie Stiefvater 
The Captive Prince Trilogyby C. S. Pacat 
The Wicked King, Book 2 of The Folk of the Air Trilogyby Holly Black 
A Court of Thorns and Roses series −6by Sarah J. Maas 
The Cruel Prince, Book 1 of The Folk of the Air Trilogy +4by Holly Black 
The Silmarillion +5by J. R. R. Tolkien 
The Throne of Glass series −7by Sarah J. Maas 
Discworldby Terry Pratchett 
The Secret Historyby Donna Tartt 
The Mortal Instruments seriesby Cassandra Clare 
The Outsiders −6by S. E. Hinton 
The Twilight Sagaby Stephanie Meyer 
The Dark Artifices Trilogy −1by Cassandra Clare 
Red, White & Royal Blueby Casey McQuiston 
The Great Gatsby −2by F. Scott Fitzgerald 
The Trials of Apollo series −2by Rick Riordan 
The Wings of Fire series −2by Tui T. Sutherland 
Magnus Chase and the Gods of Asgard series −11by Rick Riordan 
Romeo and Julietby William Shakespeare 
The Song of Achillesby Madeline Miller 
Milk and Honey −15by Rupi Kaur 
Good Omens −19by Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett The number in italics indicates how many spots a title moved up or down from the previous year. Bolded titles weren’t on the list last year.
        

            
            

                
                
                    fandom:

2019’s Top Books

Wizards. Demigods. Warring cat tribes. Fairies. Assassins. Fairy assassins. This list has ‘em all. 

The Harry Potter seriesby J.K. Rowling 
The Warriors series +1by Erin Hunter 
Percy Jackson & the Olympians −1by Rick Riordan 
A Song of Ice and Fireby George R. R. Martin 
Carry On +7by Rainbow Rowell 
The All for the Game series +3by Nora Sakavic 
The Six of Crows Duology −3by Leigh Bardugo 
Pride and Prejudice −1by Jane Austen 
The Raven Cycle series −4by Maggie Stiefvater 
The Captive Prince Trilogyby C. S. Pacat 
The Wicked King, Book 2 of The Folk of the Air Trilogyby Holly Black 
A Court of Thorns and Roses series −6by Sarah J. Maas 
The Cruel Prince, Book 1 of The Folk of the Air Trilogy +4by Holly Black 
The Silmarillion +5by J. R. R. Tolkien 
The Throne of Glass series −7by Sarah J. Maas 
Discworldby Terry Pratchett 
The Secret Historyby Donna Tartt 
The Mortal Instruments seriesby Cassandra Clare 
The Outsiders −6by S. E. Hinton 
The Twilight Sagaby Stephanie Meyer 
The Dark Artifices Trilogy −1by Cassandra Clare 
Red, White & Royal Blueby Casey McQuiston 
The Great Gatsby −2by F. Scott Fitzgerald 
The Trials of Apollo series −2by Rick Riordan 
The Wings of Fire series −2by Tui T. Sutherland 
Magnus Chase and the Gods of Asgard series −11by Rick Riordan 
Romeo and Julietby William Shakespeare 
The Song of Achillesby Madeline Miller 
Milk and Honey −15by Rupi Kaur 
Good Omens −19by Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett The number in italics indicates how many spots a title moved up or down from the previous year. Bolded titles weren’t on the list last year.: tumblr Year in Review
 Books
 2019
 2019
fandom:

2019’s Top Books

Wizards. Demigods. Warring cat tribes. Fairies. Assassins. Fairy assassins. This list has ‘em all. 

The Harry Potter seriesby J.K. Rowling 
The Warriors series +1by Erin Hunter 
Percy Jackson & the Olympians −1by Rick Riordan 
A Song of Ice and Fireby George R. R. Martin 
Carry On +7by Rainbow Rowell 
The All for the Game series +3by Nora Sakavic 
The Six of Crows Duology −3by Leigh Bardugo 
Pride and Prejudice −1by Jane Austen 
The Raven Cycle series −4by Maggie Stiefvater 
The Captive Prince Trilogyby C. S. Pacat 
The Wicked King, Book 2 of The Folk of the Air Trilogyby Holly Black 
A Court of Thorns and Roses series −6by Sarah J. Maas 
The Cruel Prince, Book 1 of The Folk of the Air Trilogy +4by Holly Black 
The Silmarillion +5by J. R. R. Tolkien 
The Throne of Glass series −7by Sarah J. Maas 
Discworldby Terry Pratchett 
The Secret Historyby Donna Tartt 
The Mortal Instruments seriesby Cassandra Clare 
The Outsiders −6by S. E. Hinton 
The Twilight Sagaby Stephanie Meyer 
The Dark Artifices Trilogy −1by Cassandra Clare 
Red, White & Royal Blueby Casey McQuiston 
The Great Gatsby −2by F. Scott Fitzgerald 
The Trials of Apollo series −2by Rick Riordan 
The Wings of Fire series −2by Tui T. Sutherland 
Magnus Chase and the Gods of Asgard series −11by Rick Riordan 
Romeo and Julietby William Shakespeare 
The Song of Achillesby Madeline Miller 
Milk and Honey −15by Rupi Kaur 
Good Omens −19by Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett The number in italics indicates how many spots a title moved up or down from the previous year. Bolded titles weren’t on the list last year.
                    
                    

                    
                
            

            
            
        

    

    

        
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        The Story of the Antichrist: writing-prompt-s
 Your church-going, God-worshipping sister adopted a small
 child and you re excited to see them. But when you do, the
 child is a menace. They're throwing things everywhere,
 setting furniture on fire with seemingly nothing, chanting in
 Latin to summon demons, but the weirdest thing is that
 your sister doesn't seem to mind
 mababees
 "You literally adopted the antichrist, Anne. What the fuck."
 "Yeah, I knew when I saw him at the orphanage. I figured if
 the kid had some decent fucking parenting that we could
 avoid the whole 'Revelations' shite. Nasty business, that."
 George, who's name has been kindly changed from
 Damien, approaches his new mother with a huge spider in
 his hands. It promptly bursts into flames.
 "Good job, love. Now go find the rest." George's face makes
 no expression, but his eyes shine when he recieves a pat
 on the head for his efforts.
 talieclandestine
 As the months go by, George seems to settle down. He
 adjusts to school, friends, and the positive reinforcement
 Anne gives him. She encourages the good he does, even
 though the powers he uses aren't "good". When she gets
 calls from the school, it's about a rambunctious boy that
 won't sit still. Not a destroyer of the world and innocence.
 It's at Christmas dinner, that you let slip your amazement
 to your mother. How good Anne is for him and how he's
 improved a lot. Still summoning hellhounds for games of
 fetch, though
 "Oh, he'll forget how to do that when he falls in love the
 first time," Your mother laughs, smiling wide.
 "How do you know that," you ask bewildered
 "Because, you did
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                    The Story of the Antichrist: writing-prompt-s
 Your church-going, God-worshipping sister adopted a small
 child and you re excited to see them. But when you do, the
 child is a menace. They're throwing things everywhere,
 setting furniture on fire with seemingly nothing, chanting in
 Latin to summon demons, but the weirdest thing is that
 your sister doesn't seem to mind
 mababees
 "You literally adopted the antichrist, Anne. What the fuck."
 "Yeah, I knew when I saw him at the orphanage. I figured if
 the kid had some decent fucking parenting that we could
 avoid the whole 'Revelations' shite. Nasty business, that."
 George, who's name has been kindly changed from
 Damien, approaches his new mother with a huge spider in
 his hands. It promptly bursts into flames.
 "Good job, love. Now go find the rest." George's face makes
 no expression, but his eyes shine when he recieves a pat
 on the head for his efforts.
 talieclandestine
 As the months go by, George seems to settle down. He
 adjusts to school, friends, and the positive reinforcement
 Anne gives him. She encourages the good he does, even
 though the powers he uses aren't "good". When she gets
 calls from the school, it's about a rambunctious boy that
 won't sit still. Not a destroyer of the world and innocence.
 It's at Christmas dinner, that you let slip your amazement
 to your mother. How good Anne is for him and how he's
 improved a lot. Still summoning hellhounds for games of
 fetch, though
 "Oh, he'll forget how to do that when he falls in love the
 first time," Your mother laughs, smiling wide.
 "How do you know that," you ask bewildered
 "Because, you did
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        millennial-review:

conservativecleanser:

millennial-review:
💯💯💯
typical liberal, calling everyone who doesn’t like Obama racist. We hated him because he was an awful president and put our country into CRAZY debt with his stupid social programs, Obamacare, and unconstitutional laws/executice orders. You are the ignorant one my friend. And you can’t just accuse people of racism left and right, that’s not okay you cuck. 

I really probably shouldn’t give you any of my time, but telling you off is a good way to start my morning I think.Obama didn’t put our country into CRAZY debt, a culmination of complex economic forces stemming from various changes made under every president since Reagan put our country into CRAZY debt. The deregulation of Wall Street (largely pushed by Reagan and then Bill Clinton, further solidified by George W. Bush) which led to the financial crash we paid trillions of dollars to fix, put our country in CRAZY debt.Massive Reagan era tax cuts, followed by a TINY raise under George H.W. Bush, followed by NOTHING from Bill Clinton, followed by a MASSIVE CUT under George W. Bush, helped cause the CRAZY debt. NOT TO MENTION THE TWO FUCKING WARS WE STARTED DURING THAT TIME.Any spending on “stupid social programs” i.e. Medicaid, public schools, infrastructure investment, was all baked into the cake before Obama, and is decided in congress anyway. Not to mention that most of that spending, both the bailouts of the insurance industry, the banks, and the auto industry, all of the social programs you complain about, it all gets funded through congress. Also Obamacare WAS A HERITAGE FOUNDATION CONSERVATIVE IDEA, STARTED IN MASSACHUSETTES AS ROMNEY CARE.I’ll give you the unconstitutional executive order thing, but again I think if you talk about that without bringing up congress you’re ignorant. All of this is why I think you and people who think like you are racist because ANY REALISTIC assessment of how our government works will lead you to believe Obama isn’t the root cause of a lot of these problems. Yet somehow people LEGITIMATELY BELIEVE he is some sort of socialist America ruining figure.I really like to think there’s some systemic thing that makes it easy for you to blame the black guy, the same thing that allowed congress to do nothing and continually blame the black guy. It’s just easier for me to believe that than believe you and millions of people like you are genuinely stupid enough to believe your own shit wholeheartedly. I know you’re just some shit internet troll who likes to be all cute on tumblr and post inflammatory shit because you have nothing better to do, but I can’t just like let your shit misinformation exist without addressing it somehow. : David Yankovich
 Follow
 @DavidYankovich
 We hate Donald Trump like you hated President
 Obama.
 However, we hate Trump because he is racist, you
 hated Obama because you are racist.
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millennial-review:

conservativecleanser:

millennial-review:
💯💯💯
typical liberal, calling everyone who doesn’t like Obama racist. We hated him because he was an awful president and put our country into CRAZY debt with his stupid social programs, Obamacare, and unconstitutional laws/executice orders. You are the ignorant one my friend. And you can’t just accuse people of racism left and right, that’s not okay you cuck. 

I really probably shouldn’t give you any of my time, but telling you off is a good way to start my morning I think.Obama didn’t put our country into CRAZY debt, a culmination of complex economic forces stemming from various changes made under every president since Reagan put our country into CRAZY debt. The deregulation of Wall Street (largely pushed by Reagan and then Bill Clinton, further solidified by George W. Bush) which led to the financial crash we paid trillions of dollars to fix, put our country in CRAZY debt.Massive Reagan era tax cuts, followed by a TINY raise under George H.W. Bush, followed by NOTHING from Bill Clinton, followed by a MASSIVE CUT under George W. Bush, helped cause the CRAZY debt. NOT TO MENTION THE TWO FUCKING WARS WE STARTED DURING THAT TIME.Any spending on “stupid social programs” i.e. Medicaid, public schools, infrastructure investment, was all baked into the cake before Obama, and is decided in congress anyway. Not to mention that most of that spending, both the bailouts of the insurance industry, the banks, and the auto industry, all of the social programs you complain about, it all gets funded through congress. Also Obamacare WAS A HERITAGE FOUNDATION CONSERVATIVE IDEA, STARTED IN MASSACHUSETTES AS ROMNEY CARE.I’ll give you the unconstitutional executive order thing, but again I think if you talk about that without bringing up congress you’re ignorant. All of this is why I think you and people who think like you are racist because ANY REALISTIC assessment of how our government works will lead you to believe Obama isn’t the root cause of a lot of these problems. Yet somehow people LEGITIMATELY BELIEVE he is some sort of socialist America ruining figure.I really like to think there’s some systemic thing that makes it easy for you to blame the black guy, the same thing that allowed congress to do nothing and continually blame the black guy. It’s just easier for me to believe that than believe you and millions of people like you are genuinely stupid enough to believe your own shit wholeheartedly. I know you’re just some shit internet troll who likes to be all cute on tumblr and post inflammatory shit because you have nothing better to do, but I can’t just like let your shit misinformation exist without addressing it somehow. 
        

            
            

                
                
                    millennial-review:

conservativecleanser:

millennial-review:
💯💯💯
typical liberal, calling everyone who doesn’t like Obama racist. We hated him because he was an awful president and put our country into CRAZY debt with his stupid social programs, Obamacare, and unconstitutional laws/executice orders. You are the ignorant one my friend. And you can’t just accuse people of racism left and right, that’s not okay you cuck. 

I really probably shouldn’t give you any of my time, but telling you off is a good way to start my morning I think.Obama didn’t put our country into CRAZY debt, a culmination of complex economic forces stemming from various changes made under every president since Reagan put our country into CRAZY debt. The deregulation of Wall Street (largely pushed by Reagan and then Bill Clinton, further solidified by George W. Bush) which led to the financial crash we paid trillions of dollars to fix, put our country in CRAZY debt.Massive Reagan era tax cuts, followed by a TINY raise under George H.W. Bush, followed by NOTHING from Bill Clinton, followed by a MASSIVE CUT under George W. Bush, helped cause the CRAZY debt. NOT TO MENTION THE TWO FUCKING WARS WE STARTED DURING THAT TIME.Any spending on “stupid social programs” i.e. Medicaid, public schools, infrastructure investment, was all baked into the cake before Obama, and is decided in congress anyway. Not to mention that most of that spending, both the bailouts of the insurance industry, the banks, and the auto industry, all of the social programs you complain about, it all gets funded through congress. Also Obamacare WAS A HERITAGE FOUNDATION CONSERVATIVE IDEA, STARTED IN MASSACHUSETTES AS ROMNEY CARE.I’ll give you the unconstitutional executive order thing, but again I think if you talk about that without bringing up congress you’re ignorant. All of this is why I think you and people who think like you are racist because ANY REALISTIC assessment of how our government works will lead you to believe Obama isn’t the root cause of a lot of these problems. Yet somehow people LEGITIMATELY BELIEVE he is some sort of socialist America ruining figure.I really like to think there’s some systemic thing that makes it easy for you to blame the black guy, the same thing that allowed congress to do nothing and continually blame the black guy. It’s just easier for me to believe that than believe you and millions of people like you are genuinely stupid enough to believe your own shit wholeheartedly. I know you’re just some shit internet troll who likes to be all cute on tumblr and post inflammatory shit because you have nothing better to do, but I can’t just like let your shit misinformation exist without addressing it somehow. : David Yankovich
 Follow
 @DavidYankovich
 We hate Donald Trump like you hated President
 Obama.
 However, we hate Trump because he is racist, you
 hated Obama because you are racist.
 RETWEETS
 LIKES
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 6:41 PM 25 Nov 2016
millennial-review:

conservativecleanser:

millennial-review:
💯💯💯
typical liberal, calling everyone who doesn’t like Obama racist. We hated him because he was an awful president and put our country into CRAZY debt with his stupid social programs, Obamacare, and unconstitutional laws/executice orders. You are the ignorant one my friend. And you can’t just accuse people of racism left and right, that’s not okay you cuck. 

I really probably shouldn’t give you any of my time, but telling you off is a good way to start my morning I think.Obama didn’t put our country into CRAZY debt, a culmination of complex economic forces stemming from various changes made under every president since Reagan put our country into CRAZY debt. The deregulation of Wall Street (largely pushed by Reagan and then Bill Clinton, further solidified by George W. Bush) which led to the financial crash we paid trillions of dollars to fix, put our country in CRAZY debt.Massive Reagan era tax cuts, followed by a TINY raise under George H.W. Bush, followed by NOTHING from Bill Clinton, followed by a MASSIVE CUT under George W. Bush, helped cause the CRAZY debt. NOT TO MENTION THE TWO FUCKING WARS WE STARTED DURING THAT TIME.Any spending on “stupid social programs” i.e. Medicaid, public schools, infrastructure investment, was all baked into the cake before Obama, and is decided in congress anyway. Not to mention that most of that spending, both the bailouts of the insurance industry, the banks, and the auto industry, all of the social programs you complain about, it all gets funded through congress. Also Obamacare WAS A HERITAGE FOUNDATION CONSERVATIVE IDEA, STARTED IN MASSACHUSETTES AS ROMNEY CARE.I’ll give you the unconstitutional executive order thing, but again I think if you talk about that without bringing up congress you’re ignorant. All of this is why I think you and people who think like you are racist because ANY REALISTIC assessment of how our government works will lead you to believe Obama isn’t the root cause of a lot of these problems. Yet somehow people LEGITIMATELY BELIEVE he is some sort of socialist America ruining figure.I really like to think there’s some systemic thing that makes it easy for you to blame the black guy, the same thing that allowed congress to do nothing and continually blame the black guy. It’s just easier for me to believe that than believe you and millions of people like you are genuinely stupid enough to believe your own shit wholeheartedly. I know you’re just some shit internet troll who likes to be all cute on tumblr and post inflammatory shit because you have nothing better to do, but I can’t just like let your shit misinformation exist without addressing it somehow. 
                    
                
            

            
            
        

    

    

        
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        George R.R. Martin’s Open Letter About the Deaths in Game of Thronesomg-humor.tumblr.com: An Open Letter Explaining the Abundance
 of Death in Game of Thrones
 by George R.R. Martin
 МЕМЕРХ.Сом
 There's a widespread belief in certain circles that I am a tad
 too overzealous with killing off central characters in my book
 series, A Song of Ice and Fire (and the associated television
 program, Game of Thrones). The evidence is substantial: the
 protagonist of the first book, Eddard Stark, is beheaded
 towards the end of the novel; his son Robb and wife Catelyn
 are shockingly betrayed and murdered in an event that comes
 to be known as 'The Red Wedding'; and the Red Viper of
 Dorne, Oberyn Martell, is brutally killed by The Mountain, after
 seemingly defeating him in single combat.
 And really, that's only scratching the surface - Robert, Joffrey,
 and Renly Baratheon, Lady the Direwolf, Lord Commander
 Jeor Mormont, and scores of other minor characters have
 perished by my pen. Has there ever been a writer as cruel
 and murderous as 1?
 Allow me to pose this question to you - how many of you have
 heard of William GODDAMN Shakespeare?
 In case you illiterate shitlords aren't familiar, he's the most
 famous, accomplished, well-known author in human history -
 and a guy who would kill off characters in insanely brutal ways
 like it was nothing ALL OF THE GODDAMN TIME.
 Ever read Hamlet? You know who survives Hamlet? Like two
 people TOTAL. Everyone dies in that play - Shakespeare kills
 off more characters in three hours than I do in five books.
 Wanna know how many 'main' characters l've killed off in the
 book series? 2. TWO. And even THAT'S debatable. Sure, I
 maim 'em plenty, but I really rarely kill off anyone who's
 absolutely central to the narrative. Shakespeare though?
 Let's just say MacBeth makes the Red Wedding look like a
 bridal shower.
 And if we're just talking about fucked up deaths, holy
 goddamn shit - Titus Andronicus. A girl gets dragged into a
 forest and brutally raped by two dudes, who then CUT OUT
 HER TONGUE AND CHOP OFF HER HANDS so she'lIl never
 be able to tell anyone who did this to her, When her father
 finds out about the rape, he figures out who the dudes were
 who raped her, murders them, bakes them into a pie, and
 feeds them to their own mother. Bet you thought South Park
 was so clever for that Scott Tenorman shit those hacks were
 just cribbing notes from the guy who INVENTED unknowingly
 eating your relatives: Big Willy Shakes.
 Oh, then the father murders his own daughter (the one who
 got her tongue and hands cut off) because she got raped. Now
 THAT is a fucked up death.
 What fucked up deaths have I written? A guy gets his head
 smashed in? That weak-ass shit wouldn't even give
 Shakespeare's sadistic bloodlust a chubby.
 And let's be clear - very few of my deaths are "shocking" in
 any actual way - they're almost ALWAYS the consequences of
 characters making stupid-as-shit decisions and getting blinded
 by pride, honor, and ego.
 • Ned Stark just straight up TOLD Cersei he knew about
 her incest-y ways and that she better flee King's Landing -
 and also that he hadn't and wouldn't tell anyone else this
 little secret. Plus, we cast Sean Bean in the role. If
 you
 thought his head was remaining attached to his neck for
 the rest of the show, you haven't been paying attention.
 • Robb - where the fuck to start with this kid. Breaking your
 vow to your sleaziest ally, and then crawling back to
 them? Check. Executing your own bannermen for killing
 enemy POWS? Wow, cool morals, bud. Hope they comfort
 you while your head is getting sewn onto a fucking dog.
 • Oberyn? Showboating, prideful, and going up against the
 strongest beast of a man in the world. How did THAT one
 surprise you? Cuz he poked him a few times with a stick?
 HAVE YOU PEOPLE LEARNED NOTHING?
 Here's the deal - the deaths in my works aren't random for-
 shock-purposes-only type deaths they all have clear
 purposes within the drama of the story, and are only dealt out
 when absolutely necessary.
 Unlike Shakespeare. That dude's a fucking psycho.
 -George RR Martin
 PS - You know what else has a ton of crazy deaths in it? The Bible.
 Fuck. Everyone dies in that thing. Fucking DEATH dies in the Bible.
 I'm not kidding, look it up - Revelation 20:14. YEAH. THE CONCEPT
 OF DEATH DIES IN THE BIBLE. And you people thought I was bad.
 FUNNY STUFF ON MEMEPIX.COM
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                    George R.R. Martin’s Open Letter About the Deaths in Game of Thronesomg-humor.tumblr.com: An Open Letter Explaining the Abundance
 of Death in Game of Thrones
 by George R.R. Martin
 МЕМЕРХ.Сом
 There's a widespread belief in certain circles that I am a tad
 too overzealous with killing off central characters in my book
 series, A Song of Ice and Fire (and the associated television
 program, Game of Thrones). The evidence is substantial: the
 protagonist of the first book, Eddard Stark, is beheaded
 towards the end of the novel; his son Robb and wife Catelyn
 are shockingly betrayed and murdered in an event that comes
 to be known as 'The Red Wedding'; and the Red Viper of
 Dorne, Oberyn Martell, is brutally killed by The Mountain, after
 seemingly defeating him in single combat.
 And really, that's only scratching the surface - Robert, Joffrey,
 and Renly Baratheon, Lady the Direwolf, Lord Commander
 Jeor Mormont, and scores of other minor characters have
 perished by my pen. Has there ever been a writer as cruel
 and murderous as 1?
 Allow me to pose this question to you - how many of you have
 heard of William GODDAMN Shakespeare?
 In case you illiterate shitlords aren't familiar, he's the most
 famous, accomplished, well-known author in human history -
 and a guy who would kill off characters in insanely brutal ways
 like it was nothing ALL OF THE GODDAMN TIME.
 Ever read Hamlet? You know who survives Hamlet? Like two
 people TOTAL. Everyone dies in that play - Shakespeare kills
 off more characters in three hours than I do in five books.
 Wanna know how many 'main' characters l've killed off in the
 book series? 2. TWO. And even THAT'S debatable. Sure, I
 maim 'em plenty, but I really rarely kill off anyone who's
 absolutely central to the narrative. Shakespeare though?
 Let's just say MacBeth makes the Red Wedding look like a
 bridal shower.
 And if we're just talking about fucked up deaths, holy
 goddamn shit - Titus Andronicus. A girl gets dragged into a
 forest and brutally raped by two dudes, who then CUT OUT
 HER TONGUE AND CHOP OFF HER HANDS so she'lIl never
 be able to tell anyone who did this to her, When her father
 finds out about the rape, he figures out who the dudes were
 who raped her, murders them, bakes them into a pie, and
 feeds them to their own mother. Bet you thought South Park
 was so clever for that Scott Tenorman shit those hacks were
 just cribbing notes from the guy who INVENTED unknowingly
 eating your relatives: Big Willy Shakes.
 Oh, then the father murders his own daughter (the one who
 got her tongue and hands cut off) because she got raped. Now
 THAT is a fucked up death.
 What fucked up deaths have I written? A guy gets his head
 smashed in? That weak-ass shit wouldn't even give
 Shakespeare's sadistic bloodlust a chubby.
 And let's be clear - very few of my deaths are "shocking" in
 any actual way - they're almost ALWAYS the consequences of
 characters making stupid-as-shit decisions and getting blinded
 by pride, honor, and ego.
 • Ned Stark just straight up TOLD Cersei he knew about
 her incest-y ways and that she better flee King's Landing -
 and also that he hadn't and wouldn't tell anyone else this
 little secret. Plus, we cast Sean Bean in the role. If
 you
 thought his head was remaining attached to his neck for
 the rest of the show, you haven't been paying attention.
 • Robb - where the fuck to start with this kid. Breaking your
 vow to your sleaziest ally, and then crawling back to
 them? Check. Executing your own bannermen for killing
 enemy POWS? Wow, cool morals, bud. Hope they comfort
 you while your head is getting sewn onto a fucking dog.
 • Oberyn? Showboating, prideful, and going up against the
 strongest beast of a man in the world. How did THAT one
 surprise you? Cuz he poked him a few times with a stick?
 HAVE YOU PEOPLE LEARNED NOTHING?
 Here's the deal - the deaths in my works aren't random for-
 shock-purposes-only type deaths they all have clear
 purposes within the drama of the story, and are only dealt out
 when absolutely necessary.
 Unlike Shakespeare. That dude's a fucking psycho.
 -George RR Martin
 PS - You know what else has a ton of crazy deaths in it? The Bible.
 Fuck. Everyone dies in that thing. Fucking DEATH dies in the Bible.
 I'm not kidding, look it up - Revelation 20:14. YEAH. THE CONCEPT
 OF DEATH DIES IN THE BIBLE. And you people thought I was bad.
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