🔥 Popular | Latest

Save
Christmas, Church, and Fire: writing-prompt-s Your church-going, God-worshipping sister adopted a small child and you re excited to see them. But when you do, the child is a menace. They're throwing things everywhere, setting furniture on fire with seemingly nothing, chanting in Latin to summon demons, but the weirdest thing is that your sister doesn't seem to mind mababees "You literally adopted the antichrist, Anne. What the fuck." "Yeah, I knew when I saw him at the orphanage. I figured if the kid had some decent fucking parenting that we could avoid the whole 'Revelations' shite. Nasty business, that." George, who's name has been kindly changed from Damien, approaches his new mother with a huge spider in his hands. It promptly bursts into flames. "Good job, love. Now go find the rest." George's face makes no expression, but his eyes shine when he recieves a pat on the head for his efforts. talieclandestine As the months go by, George seems to settle down. He adjusts to school, friends, and the positive reinforcement Anne gives him. She encourages the good he does, even though the powers he uses aren't "good". When she gets calls from the school, it's about a rambunctious boy that won't sit still. Not a destroyer of the world and innocence. It's at Christmas dinner, that you let slip your amazement to your mother. How good Anne is for him and how he's improved a lot. Still summoning hellhounds for games of fetch, though "Oh, he'll forget how to do that when he falls in love the first time," Your mother laughs, smiling wide. "How do you know that," you ask bewildered "Because, you did The Story of the Antichrist
Save
Save
Tumblr, Blog, and Been: obosthehq robosthetique: ive been playing him a lot and im still a zenyatta main but By George Hes Fun

robosthetique: ive been playing him a lot and im still a zenyatta main but By George Hes Fun

Save
Tumblr, Blog, and Youth: loumargi: Youth Mourning by George Clausen (1916)

loumargi: Youth Mourning by George Clausen (1916)

Save
Mariah Carey, Tumblr, and Blog: halalboyfriend: Mariah Carey photographed by George Holz for FHM Magazine 2001

halalboyfriend: Mariah Carey photographed by George Holz for FHM Magazine 2001

Save
Tumblr, Blog, and Http: the-mamishka: kholly12: callmebliss: lizawithazed: viralthings: By George, this picture is on point. …. goddammit, that’s a *pun* WHAT THE HELL Brilliant

the-mamishka: kholly12: callmebliss: lizawithazed: viralthings: By George, this picture is on point. …. goddammit, that’s a *pun* WHA...

Save
Target, Tumblr, and Blog: the-mamishka: kholly12: callmebliss: lizawithazed: viralthings: By George, this picture is on point. …. goddammit, that’s a *pun* WHAT THE HELL Brilliant

the-mamishka: kholly12: callmebliss: lizawithazed: viralthings: By George, this picture is on point. …. goddammit, that’s a *pun* WHAT...

Save
America, Baked, and Bill Clinton: David Yankovich Follow @DavidYankovich We hate Donald Trump like you hated President Obama. However, we hate Trump because he is racist, you hated Obama because you are racist. RETWEETS LIKES 61,717 115,852 6:41 PM 25 Nov 2016 millennial-review: conservativecleanser: millennial-review: 💯💯💯 typical liberal, calling everyone who doesn’t like Obama racist. We hated him because he was an awful president and put our country into CRAZY debt with his stupid social programs, Obamacare, and unconstitutional laws/executice orders. You are the ignorant one my friend. And you can’t just accuse people of racism left and right, that’s not okay you cuck.  I really probably shouldn’t give you any of my time, but telling you off is a good way to start my morning I think.Obama didn’t put our country into CRAZY debt, a culmination of complex economic forces stemming from various changes made under every president since Reagan put our country into CRAZY debt. The deregulation of Wall Street (largely pushed by Reagan and then Bill Clinton, further solidified by George W. Bush) which led to the financial crash we paid trillions of dollars to fix, put our country in CRAZY debt.Massive Reagan era tax cuts, followed by a TINY raise under George H.W. Bush, followed by NOTHING from Bill Clinton, followed by a MASSIVE CUT under George W. Bush, helped cause the CRAZY debt. NOT TO MENTION THE TWO FUCKING WARS WE STARTED DURING THAT TIME.Any spending on “stupid social programs” i.e. Medicaid, public schools, infrastructure investment, was all baked into the cake before Obama, and is decided in congress anyway. Not to mention that most of that spending, both the bailouts of the insurance industry, the banks, and the auto industry, all of the social programs you complain about, it all gets funded through congress. Also Obamacare WAS A HERITAGE FOUNDATION CONSERVATIVE IDEA, STARTED IN MASSACHUSETTES AS ROMNEY CARE.I’ll give you the unconstitutional executive order thing, but again I think if you talk about that without bringing up congress you’re ignorant. All of this is why I think you and people who think like you are racist because ANY REALISTIC assessment of how our government works will lead you to believe Obama isn’t the root cause of a lot of these problems. Yet somehow people LEGITIMATELY BELIEVE he is some sort of socialist America ruining figure.I really like to think there’s some systemic thing that makes it easy for you to blame the black guy, the same thing that allowed congress to do nothing and continually blame the black guy. It’s just easier for me to believe that than believe you and millions of people like you are genuinely stupid enough to believe your own shit wholeheartedly. I know you’re just some shit internet troll who likes to be all cute on tumblr and post inflammatory shit because you have nothing better to do, but I can’t just like let your shit misinformation exist without addressing it somehow. 
Save
Mariah Carey, Tumblr, and Blog: halalboyfriend: Mariah Carey photographed by George Holz for FHM Magazine 2001

halalboyfriend: Mariah Carey photographed by George Holz for FHM Magazine 2001

Save