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Bad, Blunts, and Dad: 50% COOL WAYS TO SAY ND TO WEED 1. Are you kidding me? Grow up 26.1 was raised right, I won't light. 2. Ganja is for goons, no thanks. 27. I'd like to keep my job, thanks. 3. Get a job you hippie wastoid. 28. You wish, pot junker! Back off 4. No thanks, I'm a good person. 29. I'm calling the Coast Guard 5.You need to go to jail, hempo. 30. No tokes for me. l'm cool 6. My dad told me better, no way. 31. Leave me be, you blunt blazer! 7. Grass is crass, also gross! Nol 32. No, I'm as clean as a whistle. 8. Uhhh.. no thanks loser! 9. Get away from me, THC addict. 34. I'll pass on your pot offer. 10. Yeah right, I'm way too smart. 35. Cannabis is crap, you cretin! 11. Let me think... No way, never. 36. Pish posh, pot is for the birds! 12. No. You are trash if you toke. 37. Nope. THC is not for me. 13. Back off, bucko. You're bad. 38. Step out of my zone, now. 14. I would rather not, okay? 39. Get off my case, weed stoner 15. Injecting weed is for dummies. 40. Nuh uh, I respect the police. 16. I will never do one toke. 17. Absolutely not, I love myself. 42. NOI Blunts are for bad men. 18. Get a grip you sativa snorter 43. I'd rather not die. Tokes kill. 19. Bugger off, you bong addict 44. No, weeds are for whacking. 20. I will use my taser on yu. 45. Marijuana is for morons, ok? 21. What do I look like? A failure 46. Are you serious? Get a life. 22. Nah, bongs are wrong 23. No way Hemp is horible 48. Stoners are loners. I'm good 24. I'd rather not be a canniba. 49. Nope! Spliffs are for wimps 25.I don't think so, l'm 33. That's a death "roach." No. 41. Lay off,I isten to the law. ay o 47. You're domb if you do "dank." m nice. 50. No, man. I follow MMYV www.facebook.com/MMYVofficial 13/10 choose 20 and 29!

13/10 choose 20 and 29!

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friendly-neighborhood-patriarch: nunyabizni:This is the most wrong thing I have ever laid eyes on *pours myself a full pint of bourbon*

Memes, China, and Chinese: fuck theyre good The Chinese missile frigate Yulin fires an ant-surface gun battery last month during exercces with Singacone's ay in the South China Sea Some analysts fear China is elevating its presence in the ses so it can concesl its submarines ASIA China may be using sea to hide its submarines rt th d to nual n and certainly th not to furth nuclear-powered, It also that developed by the Uited States was easy a er militarize outposts i the South China Sea.owered submarínes ca n has at least thrce nocleat. United States and Russia. tracking their subenarines Its submarine program is is the open ocess The South China Sca-pable of launching ballisamajor part of that posh.So the Soviets created tw bounded by Vietnam, tic missiles and is plan- Since sobmarines can beavily mined and forted China, Taiwan, Japan, the ning to add five more, often avoid detection,fed zones for their subs to Philippines and Malaysía according to a Pentagon they are less vuinerable to operate as close to the ty d is one of the world's most report released last year. a firet-strike attack than United States as possible. t f important shipping lanes. In an April media briet- land-based intercontinen One was in the Wite Seaa China asserts it holds ing in Washington, a top tal balistic missiles or of northwest Rosia and S U.S. Navy official said the nuclear bombers. the other was in the Sea o Okhotsk, north of Japan aritime riehts to 80 China's J12 submarine <p>No one will ever know&hellip; via /r/memes <a href="https://ift.tt/2K0l59L">https://ift.tt/2K0l59L</a></p>
England, Girls, and Instagram: The Spice Girls Are Planning a World Tour; Will Start in the U.K. @balleralert The Spice Girls Are Planning a World Tour; Will Start in the U.K.-blogged by @RaquelHarrisTV ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ “Wannabe” at a SpiceGirls concert? Your wish has been answered because the iconic, pop girls group is giving you just that. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Last week, MelB, VictoriaBeckham, GeriHalliwell, EmmaBunton and MelanieC met with their old manager SimonFuller for the “rough planning” of what will be a world tour that will start this summer, according to TMZ. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ The British band’s tour will begin in their homeland of England and make its way to the U.S. However, the group will not stop in Vegas. The band is also looking forward to “merchandising opportunities” for the tour. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ The great news has ignited excitement in all of us, especially us ‘90s babies. The group also took to Instagram in celebration and posted an updated picture of all five members. Unfortunately though, the group will not be making any new music with their tour. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Who was your favorite Spice Girl: Scary Spice, Ginger Spice, Posh Spice, Sporty Spice or Baby Spice?

The Spice Girls Are Planning a World Tour; Will Start in the U.K.-blogged by @RaquelHarrisTV ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ “Wannabe” at a SpiceGirls c...

Animals, Click, and Life: <p><a href="https://theshadowytiger.tumblr.com/post/161973786587/posh-is-the-sweetie-we-are-signal-boosting-for-he" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">theshadowytiger</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><b>Posh</b> is the sweetie we are signal boosting for. He needs <b>surgery </b>on his back leg before he can be adopted. So Posh has lived the majority of his life in an animal shelter.😿</p> <p>I haven’t met him but we are excited to. Lazarou misses his <b>brother</b>. Human tells us Posh is sweet and purred as soon as she met him.😸Posh’s little <b>nose and whiskers</b> are all black. Tiny onyx <b>toe beans </b>too!</p> <p>Please help us support this shelter cat!<br/><a href="http://www.spcauny.org/donations.html" target="_blank"><b>Donate </b>directly to the animal shelter via paypal (click here)</a>. For more info click <a href="https://theshadowytiger.tumblr.com/post/161523198361/this-adorable-guy-is-posh-he-is-lazarous-brother" target="_blank">here</a>. <b>Thank you! </b> </p></blockquote> <p>Hey guys ! So I&rsquo;m giving a shout out to this blog who is dedicated to help many animals that are in trouble, I know this is not Marvel related. But I will be glad if you could take a moment and check out this blog and see what they do. If you can help, please do or if you can share it so others can help, please do it as well. <br/>Thank you 💖</p>

theshadowytiger: Posh is the sweetie we are signal boosting for. He needs surgery on his back leg before he can be adopted. So Posh has liv...

Being Alone, Bitch, and Life: geekandmisandry My boyfriend just woke up, mostly still asleep and told me "don't worry, it's getting better" in a heavy, American accent, which is unusual for an Australian man. "Why are you American?" l asked, to which Igot: "Sorry, it's getting better" in a stereotypical posh English accent. "Why are you English?" I asked, amused. "What is he normally?" He managed to ask. "He? You're not anyone else, you're you." "Ugh, me" was the last thing he said, in a right proper Aussie accent before he fell back into proper sleep. neverblogidly Bitch just thwarted a ghost possession by judging his accents AldenRants 26-50 @burnt_ramen_noodle asked me to RANT ABOUT PEOPLE WHO DELIBERATELY BURN THEIR MARSHMALLOWS ON SMORES! So, you guys mayyy have noticed I just recently did a rant about marshmallows and you mayyy ask yourselves "Why would Alden do two rants so closely related?" But I can assure you that this topic is an entirely different epidemic on its own. NEVER IN YOUR LIFE WILL YOU HEAR SOMEONE SAY "I like them better burnt teehee" WITHOUT THEM REFERRING TO MARSHMALLOWS. BECAUSE THANK THE LORD, WE'VE ALL AGREED AS A UNIFIED SPECIE TO FORBID BURNT FOODS AS CONSIDERABLY EDIBLE. EXCEPT THESE SPECIAL LITTLE ASHFLAKES WHO ARE UNDER THE DELUSION THAT TURNING THEIR FLUFFY SUGARY TREATS INTO HARDENED CLUMPS OF SATAN TOES IS EVEN ETHICAL LET ALONE FINE TO EAT!!! Why do you charcoal munchers do it? Are you just that impatient that you can't spend the extra 30 seconds of toasting your mallow to treat yourself to a warm, crispy, perfectly golden mallow; so you end up resorting to a deformed smoky lump of mallow that could be used to kill Goliath because you think, "I just don't deserve any better..."??? WELL GROW UP. LEARN TO BE PATIENT. AND BY GOLLY, LEARN TO LOVE YOURSELF BECAUSE YOUR BURNT MARSHMALLOWS ArE hArShiNg mY MeLLow!!1!1!
Bad, Blunts, and Dad: WAYS TO SAY NG TO WEED i. Are you kidding me? Grow up 26. was raised right, l won't light 2. anja is for goons, no thanks 27. l'd like to keep my job, thanks 3. Get a job you hippie wastoid. 28. You wish, pot junker! Back offl 4 o thanks, I'm a good person. 29. I'm calling the Coast Guard 5 You need to go to jail, hempo. 30. No tokes for me. I'm cool. 6 My dad told me better, no way. 31. Leave me be, you blunt blazerl 7 Grass is crass, also gross! No! 32. No, l'm as clean as a whistle Uhhh no thanks loser 33. That's a death "roach." No g Get away from me, THC addict. 34. I'll pass on your pot offer 1 Yeah right, I'm way too smart. 35. Cannabis is crap, you cretinl i Let me think... No way, never. 36. Pish posh, pot is for the birds! 1 No. You are trash if you toke. 37. Nope. THC is not for me i Back off, bucko. You're bad. 38. Step out of my zone, now would rather not, okay? 39. Get off my case, weed stoner 15. injecting weed is for dummies 40. Nuh uh, respect the police. 41. Lay off, I listen to the law 1 will never do one toke. 17. Absolutely not, I love myself. 42. NOI Blunts are for bad men 18. Get a grip you sativa snorterl 43. l'd rather not die. Tokes kill 19. Bugger off, you bong addict! 44. No, weeds are for whacking 20. I will use my taser on you. 45. Marijuana is for morons, ok? 21.What do l look like? A failure? 46. Are you serious? Get a life 47. You're dumb if you do "dank 22. Nah, bongs are wrong. 23. No wayl Hemp is horrible! 48. toners are loners. I'm good 24. I'd rather not be a cannibal. 49. Nope Spliffs are for wimps! Don't give in to peer pressure. (@drgrayfang) (This is Sarcasm for those of you who don't understand sarcasm)

Don't give in to peer pressure. (@drgrayfang) (This is Sarcasm for those of you who don't understand sarcasm)