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Click, Complex, and Microsoft: Java Developer Aclat, Incorporated Posted: Sep 29, 2014 DIVISION IT DURATION 6+ Months 40 Hrs/week APPROXIMATE HOURS PER WEEK QUALIFICATIONS Any Degree COMPENSATION Paid TYPE DESCRIPTION JavaScript, also known as Java for short, is a scripting language that allows interactivity on websites. For instance, Java allows users to see different images based on where they scroll or click their mouse on the site. Java developers are the experts who work closely with team members, end-users and vendors to test and create websites that are easy to navigate for web visitors Java developers are responsible for programming JavaScript on commercial websites to create moving images, drop-down menus, animation and different sounds and music. These professionals also work closely with JavaScript to enable security settings that validate users and process business transactions. Java developers frequently communicate with their management team and end-users to ensure that the scripting language addresses user and business requirements improves website functionality, and enhances the overall design and usability of the site. Other duties for java developers include gathering and documenting user requirements, analyzing data and conducting unit and quality assurance testing Java developers should be highly analytical and technologically savvy, with strong problem-solving skills. Employers prefer candidates who have expertise with JavaScript development, as well as experience working with HTML, JSP, EJB, Eclipse and Microsoft SQL Server. Candidates should also have a proficiency in Microsoft Excel and Microsoft Viseo. The ability to pay close attention to detail develop creative solutions for complex and abstract problems and concentrate for Employer Profile Javascript also known as Java for short!

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Being Alone, Doge, and Dude: EBOOK 9 Shakespeare never tweeted a sonnet. NOTEBOOK 3.9 6.99 10andthetardis chaoswolf1982 ennlyons adelyn Are you fucking kidding me? Like, no, Shakespeare wouldn't tweet a sonnet cause 140 characters is a bit short for that. Wrong medium But you know what he would have? A very active twitter FULL OF DICK PUNS AND YOUR MOM JOKES okay. (And probably also a blog for the sonnets and longer works, that cross-posts links to twitter anyway) Get out of here with that pretentious anti-technology bullshit. He'd rock the fuck out of memes. Dont deny it Exit, pursued by a doge. much run wow I don't understand people who try to make Shakespeare into a pretentious thing cause he was basically an uneducated dick-joke making dude for the common masses. His historical plays are straight up fanfiction. There's a scene in Macbeth where two guards are having a conversation as a dude pees on a wall Get out of here with your Shakespeare snobbery. ALL OF THIS Also, the comment 'Exit, pursued by a doge' alone makes this worth reblogging D Heck, the line that's based on, "Exit, pursued by bear", only exists because Shakespeare couldn't think of any other way to get rid of the character, so opted to have him attacked by a bear, which did not exist in the play before that moment. He literally made a bear appear out of thin air, just to kill off a character, purely due to writer's block And then the bear gets him The bear? Yes the bear Yes to everything this post says. Shakespeare would have been too tech savvy if he would have existed now
Amazon, Christmas, and Dad: A gift for you Lol, noob mazon Gift Receipt My dad is nearly 70 and not especially computer savvy. However, he learned an internet saying and put it on my Amazon Christmas gift receipt.

My dad is nearly 70 and not especially computer savvy. However, he learned an internet saying and put it on my Amazon Christmas gift receipt...

Africa, Black History Month, and Community: Petition Asks Marvel to Invest 25% of "Black Panther" Profits into the Black Community @balleralert Petition Asks Marvel to Invest 25% of “Black Panther” Profits into the Black Community-blogged by @thereal__bee ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ As one of the most highly anticipated films of the year, “Black Panther” is expected to break some box office records and bring in millions. But now a petition has begun to have part of the profits be invested in the Black community. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ A petition on Change.org is asking Marvel to invest 25 percent of the profits into Black communities. Creator of the petition, Chaz Gormley wrote, "Through a clever, well-manufactured marketing campaign Marvel Studios and their parent company The Walt Disney Company have targeted the Black community with their advertisements for the upcoming Black Panther film, due to release on February 16, 2018. As marginalized groups have become more vocal, corporations and their savvy public relations departments have turned to catering to these groups - to turn a profit - and this film by Marvel Studios is no different." ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ Gormley also notes Marvel’s obvious appeals to the black community such as the film being released during Black History Month and Gil Scott-Heron's ‘The Revolution Will Not Be Televised’ playing in the film's initial trailer. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ The petition is asking those in the Black community to regain their power and demand that Marvel and its parent company, Disney, invest profits back into the community that is most connected with the film and have been faced with “police brutality and substandard living conditions." ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ "You have the ability to not only be entertained but to leave the theater in February knowing that a portion of your money will be coming back into your community" Gormley adds. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ "To not only go see a film about a fictitious country in Africa with advanced technology but the opportunity to invest in programs which focus on the fields - Science, Technology, Engineering, and Mathematics - that make such advancements possible, in real life.” ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ What do you think about this idea?

Petition Asks Marvel to Invest 25% of “Black Panther” Profits into the Black Community-blogged by @thereal__bee ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ As one of the m...

College, Fucking, and Hungry: trajans nefertitie nefertitie did i ever tell u guys that in fifth grade my class wrote a play bc we were studying ancient greece? it was called persephone and the (not so hot) heroes. i played demeter. basically, persephone got kidnapped by kronos and i strong armed hades into giving me 3 heroes from the underworld to get her back but they were actually temible and i forget how she was actually saved but bottom line is that you wish you were my fifth grade class this wasn't little either, we used the town hall and we wore togas and shit me as demeter some lines (this was a joint effort of a bunch of greek-savvy 10/11 year olds): athena: "im the goddess of wisdom but you don't notice me telling everyone. i'm too smart for that aphrodite: is zeus chasing some mortal woman again? athena: no this time he and hera have gone for marriage counselling athena: we can ask hades to let them out of the underworld to help aphrodite: he'll never agree, he's such a deadly bore (we made a fucking pun im so angry) demeter hades wont pick up he's too busy torturing the dead in tartarus hades i can't undo the laws of death just think of the paperwork aphrodite the humidity is messing up my hair. it's getting all frizzy athena: is that all you care about? aphrodite: no, it's also messing up my dress demeter it's so dark, and there aren't any trees or flowers hades what do we need trees for, everybody's dead paris: yeah, and i can shoot straight! isn't that right, achilles? (hades enters) paris: who are you? do we know you? achilles: im mighty achilles odysseus: im wily odysseus paris: and im hungry paris kronos: i really am awesome, aren't i aeton one wrong move and you're history odysseus: fooll we already are historyl demeter. where are those mortals? i left them right there athena: are you sure? this isnt the first time you've lost someone l suddenly have the need for the entire screenplay, and to direct it at my college This play is the stuff of legends
Anaconda, Birthday, and Church: <p><a href="https://the-real-todd-howard.tumblr.com/post/165380778899/libertarirynn" class="tumblr_blog">the-real-todd-howard</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/165380299709/friendly-neighborhood-patriarch-senpatriarch" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="http://friendly-neighborhood-patriarch.tumblr.com/post/165380157542/senpatriarch-papavore-nunyabizni" class="tumblr_blog">friendly-neighborhood-patriarch</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://senpatriarch.tumblr.com/post/165380021426/papavore-nunyabizni-lord-blongus-10-year" class="tumblr_blog">senpatriarch</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://papavore.tumblr.com/post/165375857927/nunyabizni-lord-blongus-10-year-old-boy-asks" class="tumblr_blog">papavore</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://nunyabizni.tumblr.com/post/165373461007/lord-blongus-10-year-old-boy-asks-to-mow-the" class="tumblr_blog">nunyabizni</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://lord-blongus.tumblr.com/post/165373087439/10-year-old-boy-asks-to-mow-the-white-house-lawn" class="tumblr_blog">lord-blongus</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>10 year old boy asks to mow the White House lawn, Trump walks with him as he does so.</p></blockquote> <p>“Frank Giaccio, an eleven-year-old from Falls Church, Virginia, got an unusual once-in-a-lifetime opportunity on Friday morning – he mowed the White House Rose Garden lawn for the president. </p> <p>After writing a letter to the White House <a href="https://www.cbsnews.com/news/10-year-old-set-to-help-mow-white-house-lawn/">offering Mr. Trump landscaping service free of charge, a service for which he normally charges his neighbors</a> eight dollars, the president agreed to let him show off his grass-clipping skills. </p> <p>When Giaccio was about three-quarters of the way through trimming the 50-by-100-foot area with a red-and-black power mower, Mr. Trump made a special appearance. Frank briefly acknowledged the president and greeted him but continued his work.</p> <p>“Future of the country right there. We’re lucky. That’s the real future of the country,” the president said. “Maybe he’ll be president.”</p> <p>Mr. Trump gave Giaccio several high-fives and pats on the back as he continued cutting. He rooted him on and perused his line work on the tall, green fescue lawn. </p> <p>“Have you done this before?” the president joked as he followed Giaccio. </p> <p>During a brief mowing pause, the president asked him what he wanted to be when he grew up. </p> <p>“This is Frank. He is going to be very famous,” Mr. Trump said. “He is going to be a Navy Seal one day. He’s going to do great things for our country.” </p> <p>A U.S. Park Service employee and Giaccio’s father supervised his work, and afterward, Mr. Trump invited them in for a behind-the-scenes tour of the Oval Office and to snap pictures commemorating the occasion.</p> <p>White House press secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders had talked about Giaccio’s letter during a late-July press conference. Sanders applauded Giaccio’s knack for combining his landscaping skills with business savvy, and she promised that the president would allow him into the White House one day. Giaccio wrote the letter to the president when he was 10 years old, but has since had a birthday. </p> <blockquote><p><b>His letter read: “Dear Mr. President, It would be my honor to mow the White House lawn for some weekend for you. Even though I’m only 10, I’d like to show the nation what young people like me are ready for. I admire your business background and have started my own business. I’ve been mowing my neighbor’s lawn for some time. Please see the attached flyer. Here’s a list of what I have, and you’re free to pick whatever you want: power mower, push mower, and weed wacker. I can bring extra fuel for the power mower and charge batteries for the weed wacker. I will do this at no charge. Sincerely, Frank.” <br/></b></p></blockquote> <p><b> </b>Giaccio concluded his freelance landscaping gig at the White House with a stop at the press briefing room. There, he posed for photographs and thanked the president and Sanders for inviting him. Afterward, Giaccio called it “probably the biggest day” of his entire life and promised he won’t charge his neighbors more just because he can now add “White House lawn cutter” to his resume.”<b><br/></b></p> <p style=""><b><a href="https://www.cbsnews.com/news/11-year-old-boy-mows-lawn-at-white-house-rose-garden-with-trump/">https://www.cbsnews.com/news/11-year-old-boy-mows-lawn-at-white-house-rose-garden-with-trump/</a><br/></b></p> <p style=""><b><br/></b></p> <p>Pure<b><br/></b></p> </blockquote> <p>this is fucking adorable holy shit</p> </blockquote> <p>Kid is gonna be big in the lawn mowing community </p> </blockquote> <p>Gonna be YUGE</p> </blockquote> <p>I’m on mobile so I need someone to add that Snoop Dogg this is the cutest shit I’ve ever seen meme</p> </blockquote> <p>Thats no excuse now</p></blockquote> <p>It is for me because I still don&rsquo;t have the mother trucking update that lets you post pictures.</p>
Anaconda, Birthday, and Church: <p><a href="http://friendly-neighborhood-patriarch.tumblr.com/post/165380157542/senpatriarch-papavore-nunyabizni" class="tumblr_blog">friendly-neighborhood-patriarch</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://senpatriarch.tumblr.com/post/165380021426/papavore-nunyabizni-lord-blongus-10-year" class="tumblr_blog">senpatriarch</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://papavore.tumblr.com/post/165375857927/nunyabizni-lord-blongus-10-year-old-boy-asks" class="tumblr_blog">papavore</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://nunyabizni.tumblr.com/post/165373461007/lord-blongus-10-year-old-boy-asks-to-mow-the" class="tumblr_blog">nunyabizni</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://lord-blongus.tumblr.com/post/165373087439/10-year-old-boy-asks-to-mow-the-white-house-lawn" class="tumblr_blog">lord-blongus</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>10 year old boy asks to mow the White House lawn, Trump walks with him as he does so.</p></blockquote> <p>“Frank Giaccio, an eleven-year-old from Falls Church, Virginia, got an unusual once-in-a-lifetime opportunity on Friday morning – he mowed the White House Rose Garden lawn for the president. </p> <p>After writing a letter to the White House <a href="https://www.cbsnews.com/news/10-year-old-set-to-help-mow-white-house-lawn/">offering Mr. Trump landscaping service free of charge, a service for which he normally charges his neighbors</a> eight dollars, the president agreed to let him show off his grass-clipping skills. </p> <p>When Giaccio was about three-quarters of the way through trimming the 50-by-100-foot area with a red-and-black power mower, Mr. Trump made a special appearance. Frank briefly acknowledged the president and greeted him but continued his work.</p> <p>“Future of the country right there. We’re lucky. That’s the real future of the country,” the president said. “Maybe he’ll be president.”</p> <p>Mr. Trump gave Giaccio several high-fives and pats on the back as he continued cutting. He rooted him on and perused his line work on the tall, green fescue lawn. </p> <p>“Have you done this before?” the president joked as he followed Giaccio. </p> <p>During a brief mowing pause, the president asked him what he wanted to be when he grew up. </p> <p>“This is Frank. He is going to be very famous,” Mr. Trump said. “He is going to be a Navy Seal one day. He’s going to do great things for our country.” </p> <p>A U.S. Park Service employee and Giaccio’s father supervised his work, and afterward, Mr. Trump invited them in for a behind-the-scenes tour of the Oval Office and to snap pictures commemorating the occasion.</p> <p>White House press secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders had talked about Giaccio’s letter during a late-July press conference. Sanders applauded Giaccio’s knack for combining his landscaping skills with business savvy, and she promised that the president would allow him into the White House one day. Giaccio wrote the letter to the president when he was 10 years old, but has since had a birthday. </p> <blockquote><p><b>His letter read: “Dear Mr. President, It would be my honor to mow the White House lawn for some weekend for you. Even though I’m only 10, I’d like to show the nation what young people like me are ready for. I admire your business background and have started my own business. I’ve been mowing my neighbor’s lawn for some time. Please see the attached flyer. Here’s a list of what I have, and you’re free to pick whatever you want: power mower, push mower, and weed wacker. I can bring extra fuel for the power mower and charge batteries for the weed wacker. I will do this at no charge. Sincerely, Frank.” <br/></b></p></blockquote> <p><b> </b>Giaccio concluded his freelance landscaping gig at the White House with a stop at the press briefing room. There, he posed for photographs and thanked the president and Sanders for inviting him. Afterward, Giaccio called it “probably the biggest day” of his entire life and promised he won’t charge his neighbors more just because he can now add “White House lawn cutter” to his resume.”<b><br/></b></p> <p style=""><b><a href="https://www.cbsnews.com/news/11-year-old-boy-mows-lawn-at-white-house-rose-garden-with-trump/">https://www.cbsnews.com/news/11-year-old-boy-mows-lawn-at-white-house-rose-garden-with-trump/</a><br/></b></p> <p style=""><b><br/></b></p> <p>Pure<b><br/></b></p> </blockquote> <p>this is fucking adorable holy shit</p> </blockquote> <p>Kid is gonna be big in the lawn mowing community </p></blockquote> <p>Gonna be YUGE</p></blockquote> <p>I&rsquo;m on mobile so I need someone to add that Snoop Dogg this is the cutest shit I&rsquo;ve ever seen meme</p>
Anaconda, Fashion, and Future: R.U. a Cyberpunk? cyberpunk l'si-ber-pungki n l: a late 20th century techno-revolutionary or someone who poses as such 2: a hard-boiled hacker with anarchist inclinations 3: a computer geek who likes Ministry 4: as seen in TIME magazine, a member of a counter-cultural "movement" of the same name. characterized by a combination of technological savvy with a rebellious lifestyle 5: Billy ldol's comeback album 6: someone who has delusions about living in the future 7: someone who maintains that mirrorshade sunglasses (last seen on CHiPs) never went out of fashion MONEY (NON-DIGITAL PAPER VARIETY) In the world of cyberpunk corporate espionage, it all boils down to this 40Z. VIDEO CAM-for use along with third eye. Test Dept release inside shoulder-surfing the passwords MICRO CAMERA hardcopy data (more proof the better) people in dark places LOGITECH HANDHELD SCANNER (SCAN MAN 32 FOR MAC) literary appropriations for own SONY PYXIs-longitude/latitude finder via satellites, Just where the hell are you, anyway! cyberpunk manifesto STUN GUN-self-defense (plenty offensive) PRIVATE EYE-essential for staying online 24/7 PAGER-yeah, sure, right COMBINATION IN BAG-last 3 issues of 2600, MONDO 2000'sA User's Guite, MONDO #1 chock full of goodies: torque wrenches, line- man's handser electronic lock- pick, shotgun mike, and the Demon Dialer VOLTMETER be prepared! SONY MULTIMEDIASONY VIDEO WALKMAN PLAYER(VCR) your third eye for realtime surveillance and watching your back CELLULAR PHONE VOICE CHANGERAPPLE POWERBOOK 18- kound lke anybody highly portable for jacking CD-ROM Pirated copy of Virtual Light inside low budget phone encrypting into anywhere, and for PGP key exchanges, etc. this time around From: The Spy Factory: Voice Changer, Phone Scrambler. 10x25 monocular, Minox micro-M camera, Stun Gun Sony: Sony Pyxis model IPS-360, Sony Portable Multimedia CD ROM Player model PIX-100, Sony Minidisc Player model MZ-I: Reflection Technology: Private Eye Super Circuits: 4 oz. mini video camera Logitech: Scan Man 32 for Mac. MONDO 30 20