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Beard, Bless Up, and Bruh: Dog is so friendly and gentle to his tiny piggy @DrSmashlove Say Bruh u know how Twitter users wil out and do Unpopular Opinions? πŸ˜‚ I’m always jealous because I don’t have a twitter so I can’t twit. But today imma insta my unpopular opinion and y’all can respond. Imma even help y’all with ya responses πŸ˜‚. Ok? Deal? Here go. Smash’s Friday Afternoon Argumentative Unpopular Opinion: if u eat pork but not dog meat u a hippocrip PROVE ME WRONG πŸ˜‚β€οΈ. Potential reply No. 1: β€œeasy for u smash ol muslim lookin a$$ ol ramadan Mubarak lookin a$$ ol grow a beard to look righteous but we know u struggle with demons like the rest of us lookin a$$ ol fake woke lookin a$$ is u even a male lookin a$$ or is u a female English PhD catfishing us lookin a$$. Not een a minority lookin a$$. Probably pakistanian lookin a$$ I KNOW U PAKISTANI EEN THO U SAID U AINT LOOKIN A$$. STOP LYIN OSMAN. Lookin a$$. Anyway lookin a$$ that’s easy for u to say! U CANT eat pork! If u could, u would - same way u eat chicken! Arbitrarily line drawing lookin a$$ STOP IT. BEEN WANTING TO SAY ALL THIS TO YA LOOKIN A$$. U DA REAL HIPPOCRIP LOOKIN A$$ β€˜bless up πŸ˜Šβ€™ HAPPY GO LUCKY ALWAYS SMILING LOOKIN A$$ WHAT U SO HAPPY ABOUT SMASH LOW KEY U GET ON MY NERVES BUT I LIKE DOGS SO I STAY FOLLOWING LOOKIN A$$. AND MY FRIENDS THINK U FUNNY BUT I KNOW U A FRAUD LOOKIN A$$ IF πŸ‘ U πŸ‘ LOVED πŸ‘ DOGS πŸ‘ SO πŸ‘ MUCH πŸ‘ U πŸ‘ WOULD πŸ‘ HAVE πŸ‘ A πŸ‘ DOG πŸ‘ LOOKIN πŸ‘ A$$ πŸ‘. Wait do he got a dog? πŸ€” PAKISTANIANS AIN GOT DOGS AND HE GOTTA BE PAKISTANIAN WITH HIS LOOKIN A$$ SO IMMA SAY NO - or he a woman? Women love dogs πŸ€” aye either way if he was $exy he would post a pic he probably a mutant WITH HIS LOOKIN πŸ‘ A$$ πŸ‘. (How’d I do? Bless up πŸ˜‚β€οΈπŸ˜)

Say Bruh u know how Twitter users wil out and do Unpopular Opinions? πŸ˜‚ I’m always jealous because I don’t have a twitter so I can’t twit. Bu...

Af, Ass, and Bless Up: In case you're having a rough day DrSmashlove Bruh. Why every hotel and resort - even nice ones - give u that lil ass bar of dry ass soap, and the lotion that don't even moisturize u? Shit feel good for 11 seconds, then u dry again. It's like catfish lotion - just when u think u nice and creamy it's like "nah bish, YOU THOUGHT. Squeeze another lil ass bottle of lotion on u, see if that'll do it ☺️." See, hell nah. If I ran a hotel, everybody get a big ass bar of Dove extra moisturizing soap, and a tub of cocoa butter. Not a bottle, a tub. Crack the seal on dat bish, dip your hand in it, and slather yourself silly. Or for $20 extra, a Filipino maid (who's not ugly but she's not cute either like she's 51 years old and u can see she use to be cute but the stress of having four kids and 11 grandkids done wore on her) will pop up and slather u down with cocoa butter skrate down to betwixt the butt cheeks and then enrobe u in a silk bathrobe so u feel soft, sexy and special AF. And then u just like "Thank you Analyn, that non-sexual lotion rub-down was incredible. I know this service at Chateau du Smash costs 20 bucks but here's 50. Or as y'all say in the Philippines, 'Pippty' ☺️." RITZ CARLTON I'M COMING FOR YALL - KEEP FUCKING AROUND AND NOT MAKING ME FEEL SOFT AND SENSUAL AND IMMA OPEN MY OWN HOTEL CHAIN. I ALREADY NAMED IT. YA CLOCK IS TICKING. FIX DIS SHIT. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ [Editor's Note: A Filipino follower (justifiably) asked if I have something against Filipinos. Let me say this πŸ’― percent straight up: I love Filipinos with all my heart. I grew up with some Filipinos homies and feel like they blood. I honestly try to keep it light hearted but I could see how it might look like I'm singling them out. Please forgive me! I love all people and I will make sure to portray Filipinos in a more positive light in the future. Bless up! ❀]

Bruh. Why every hotel and resort - even nice ones - give u that lil ass bar of dry ass soap, and the lotion that don't even moisturize u? Sh...

Memes, πŸ€–, and Miami: Fake Miami Dolphins Player Has Been Scamming White Women For 3 Years @balleralert Fake Miami Dolphins Player Has Been Scamming White Women For 3 Years - blogged by: @eleven8 (swipe for more) β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β € β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β € Remember the black MiamiDolphins player who said that black women weren’t β€œcoachable”, were stubborn, argumentative and that’s why rich black athletes marry white women? Well, it turns out he’s not a Dolphins player and has been scamming white women out of their panties on and offline for over three years. I’d say black women dodged a bullet. β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β € β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β € According to BlackSportsOnline, the Catfish story began in 2014. Ricardo β€œMaserati Ric” Agnant somehow finessed his way into the NFL Regional combine at the Dolphins training, despite having never played football in college. In fact, there was no record that he had even attended college. Agnant then used that one day at the NFL Combine in 2014 and turned it into years of catfishing people into thinking he played for the Dolphins. β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β € β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β € In April 2014, Agnant posted a photo of what appeared to be him signing a contract with the Dolphins. He heavily filtered the photo so that you couldn’t tell it wasn’t him. In fact, every photo of him on the field and in uniform is highly filtered or purposely does not show the number. β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β € β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β € Agnant even had LyndenTrail of the Washington Redskins fooled. Trail referred to him as a β€œcolleague” in a subsequent Facebook post and apparently had no idea he was being catfished too. β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β € β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β € Agnant wasn’t just fooling women and fellow athletes online, however. He even finessed a car dealership into thinking he played for the Miami Dolphins. While at the dealerships, he test drives expensive cars, then posts photos on Instagram and pretends they are his. β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β € β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β € After BallerAlert posted his comments about black women, Ricardo changed his Instagram name, unfortunately not before screenshots could be gathered. β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β € β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β € How embarrassing for him! I wonder if his significant other is aware of his lies. catfish

Fake Miami Dolphins Player Has Been Scamming White Women For 3 Years - blogged by: @eleven8 (swipe for more) β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β € β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β €β € Remember th...