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Beard, Bless Up, and Bruh: Dog is so friendly and gentle to his tiny piggy @DrSmashlove Say Bruh u know how Twitter users wil out and do Unpopular Opinions? ๐Ÿ˜‚ Iโ€™m always jealous because I donโ€™t have a twitter so I canโ€™t twit. But today imma insta my unpopular opinion and yโ€™all can respond. Imma even help yโ€™all with ya responses ๐Ÿ˜‚. Ok? Deal? Here go. Smashโ€™s Friday Afternoon Argumentative Unpopular Opinion: if u eat pork but not dog meat u a hippocrip PROVE ME WRONG ๐Ÿ˜‚โค๏ธ. Potential reply No. 1: โ€œeasy for u smash ol muslim lookin a$$ ol ramadan Mubarak lookin a$$ ol grow a beard to look righteous but we know u struggle with demons like the rest of us lookin a$$ ol fake woke lookin a$$ is u even a male lookin a$$ or is u a female English PhD catfishing us lookin a$$. Not een a minority lookin a$$. Probably pakistanian lookin a$$ I KNOW U PAKISTANI EEN THO U SAID U AINT LOOKIN A$$. STOP LYIN OSMAN. Lookin a$$. Anyway lookin a$$ thatโ€™s easy for u to say! U CANT eat pork! If u could, u would - same way u eat chicken! Arbitrarily line drawing lookin a$$ STOP IT. BEEN WANTING TO SAY ALL THIS TO YA LOOKIN A$$. U DA REAL HIPPOCRIP LOOKIN A$$ โ€˜bless up ๐Ÿ˜Šโ€™ HAPPY GO LUCKY ALWAYS SMILING LOOKIN A$$ WHAT U SO HAPPY ABOUT SMASH LOW KEY U GET ON MY NERVES BUT I LIKE DOGS SO I STAY FOLLOWING LOOKIN A$$. AND MY FRIENDS THINK U FUNNY BUT I KNOW U A FRAUD LOOKIN A$$ IF ๐Ÿ‘ U ๐Ÿ‘ LOVED ๐Ÿ‘ DOGS ๐Ÿ‘ SO ๐Ÿ‘ MUCH ๐Ÿ‘ U ๐Ÿ‘ WOULD ๐Ÿ‘ HAVE ๐Ÿ‘ A ๐Ÿ‘ DOG ๐Ÿ‘ LOOKIN ๐Ÿ‘ A$$ ๐Ÿ‘. Wait do he got a dog? ๐Ÿค” PAKISTANIANS AIN GOT DOGS AND HE GOTTA BE PAKISTANIAN WITH HIS LOOKIN A$$ SO IMMA SAY NO - or he a woman? Women love dogs ๐Ÿค” aye either way if he was $exy he would post a pic he probably a mutant WITH HIS LOOKIN ๐Ÿ‘ A$$ ๐Ÿ‘. (Howโ€™d I do? Bless up ๐Ÿ˜‚โค๏ธ๐Ÿ˜)
Catfished, Memes, and Mtv: Nev Schulman said it loud and proud ... he's Jewish and is standing up against white supremacists. ๐Ÿ‘ catfish mtv nevschulman tmz

Nev Schulman said it loud and proud ... he's Jewish and is standing up against white supremacists. ๐Ÿ‘ catfish mtv nevschulman tmz

Catfished, Girls, and Memes: Nev Schulman married his longtime girlfriend, Laura Perlongo, with their 9-month old daughter Cleo as the flower girl - see more in stories or TMZ. catfish tmz nevschulman mtv wedding

Nev Schulman married his longtime girlfriend, Laura Perlongo, with their 9-month old daughter Cleo as the flower girl - see more in stories ...

Catfished, Memes, and Mtv: We've got a brand new Catfish for you TONIGHT at 8-7c on @mtv ๐Ÿ˜ฑ

We've got a brand new Catfish for you TONIGHT at 8-7c on @mtv ๐Ÿ˜ฑ

Catfished, Memes, and Back: The bromance is back in action tonight at 8-7c on Catfish ๐Ÿ˜ป

The bromance is back in action tonight at 8-7c on Catfish ๐Ÿ˜ป

Catfished, Memes, and Wednesday: Double tap if you're excited for @NevSchulman to return to Catfish this Wednesday night! ๐Ÿ˜ป

Double tap if you're excited for @NevSchulman to return to Catfish this Wednesday night! ๐Ÿ˜ป

Catfished, Memes, and Canon: Canon Cleo still need's @NevSchulman on Wednesday night, so @maxjoseph is bringing in @iolovesyou to co-host Catfish ๐Ÿ˜ป

Cleo still need's @NevSchulman on Wednesday night, so @maxjoseph is bringing in @iolovesyou to co-host Catfish ๐Ÿ˜ป

Af, Ass, and Bless Up: In case you're having a rough day DrSmashlove Bruh. Why every hotel and resort - even nice ones - give u that lil ass bar of dry ass soap, and the lotion that don't even moisturize u? Shit feel good for 11 seconds, then u dry again. It's like catfish lotion - just when u think u nice and creamy it's like "nah bish, YOU THOUGHT. Squeeze another lil ass bottle of lotion on u, see if that'll do it โ˜บ๏ธ." See, hell nah. If I ran a hotel, everybody get a big ass bar of Dove extra moisturizing soap, and a tub of cocoa butter. Not a bottle, a tub. Crack the seal on dat bish, dip your hand in it, and slather yourself silly. Or for $20 extra, a Filipino maid (who's not ugly but she's not cute either like she's 51 years old and u can see she use to be cute but the stress of having four kids and 11 grandkids done wore on her) will pop up and slather u down with cocoa butter skrate down to betwixt the butt cheeks and then enrobe u in a silk bathrobe so u feel soft, sexy and special AF. And then u just like "Thank you Analyn, that non-sexual lotion rub-down was incredible. I know this service at Chateau du Smash costs 20 bucks but here's 50. Or as y'all say in the Philippines, 'Pippty' โ˜บ๏ธ." RITZ CARLTON I'M COMING FOR YALL - KEEP FUCKING AROUND AND NOT MAKING ME FEEL SOFT AND SENSUAL AND IMMA OPEN MY OWN HOTEL CHAIN. I ALREADY NAMED IT. YA CLOCK IS TICKING. FIX DIS SHIT. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ [Editor's Note: A Filipino follower (justifiably) asked if I have something against Filipinos. Let me say this ๐Ÿ’ฏ percent straight up: I love Filipinos with all my heart. I grew up with some Filipinos homies and feel like they blood. I honestly try to keep it light hearted but I could see how it might look like I'm singling them out. Please forgive me! I love all people and I will make sure to portray Filipinos in a more positive light in the future. Bless up! โค]
Memes, ๐Ÿค–, and Miami: Fake Miami Dolphins Player Has Been Scamming White Women For 3 Years @balleralert Fake Miami Dolphins Player Has Been Scamming White Women For 3 Years - blogged by: @eleven8 (swipe for more) โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € Remember the black MiamiDolphins player who said that black women werenโ€™t โ€œcoachableโ€, were stubborn, argumentative and thatโ€™s why rich black athletes marry white women? Well, it turns out heโ€™s not a Dolphins player and has been scamming white women out of their panties on and offline for over three years. Iโ€™d say black women dodged a bullet. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € According to BlackSportsOnline, the Catfish story began in 2014. Ricardo โ€œMaserati Ricโ€ Agnant somehow finessed his way into the NFL Regional combine at the Dolphins training, despite having never played football in college. In fact, there was no record that he had even attended college. Agnant then used that one day at the NFL Combine in 2014 and turned it into years of catfishing people into thinking he played for the Dolphins. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € In April 2014, Agnant posted a photo of what appeared to be him signing a contract with the Dolphins. He heavily filtered the photo so that you couldnโ€™t tell it wasnโ€™t him. In fact, every photo of him on the field and in uniform is highly filtered or purposely does not show the number. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € Agnant even had LyndenTrail of the Washington Redskins fooled. Trail referred to him as a โ€œcolleagueโ€ in a subsequent Facebook post and apparently had no idea he was being catfished too. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € Agnant wasnโ€™t just fooling women and fellow athletes online, however. He even finessed a car dealership into thinking he played for the Miami Dolphins. While at the dealerships, he test drives expensive cars, then posts photos on Instagram and pretends they are his. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € After BallerAlert posted his comments about black women, Ricardo changed his Instagram name, unfortunately not before screenshots could be gathered. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € How embarrassing for him! I wonder if his significant other is aware of his lies. catfish

Fake Miami Dolphins Player Has Been Scamming White Women For 3 Years - blogged by: @eleven8 (swipe for more) โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € Remember th...