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v1als: in honour of halloween behold the four horsemen of the apocalypse: Anonymous 03/28/08(Fri)00:14 No.561195 So ur with ur honey and yur making out wen the phone rigns. U anser it n the vioce is "wut r u doing wit my daughter?" U tell ur girl n she say "my dad is ded". THEN WHO WAS PHONE? THIS IS THE STORY OF A DAY WHERE THERE WAS ALL THIS BLOOD. A MAN WAS WALKING AROUND AND BLOOD STARTED COMING OUT OF HIM EVERYWHERE. THERE WAS SO MUCH BLOOD THAT IT FILLED UP AN ELEVATOR. HE WENT TO THE STORE AND THERE WAS JUST BLOOD ALL OVER THE PLACE! PEOPLE WERE SLIPPING IN IT AND THEY WERE ALL GROSSED OUT. HE TRIED TO GO SWIMMING AND ALL OF THE SHARKS WENT NUTS AND BITTENED EVERYBODY. HE GOT CHASED BY ALL THE VAMPIRES EVER. ONE TIME THE BLOOD GOT A KID AND A DOG. AT THE END OF THE DAY EVERYONE DECIDED THEY WOULD SEND HIM TO SPACE SO THAT HE WOULD STOP GETTING BLOOD EVERY WHERE. THE SCARIEST PART IS THAT THE MAN WAS YOU!!! (OR HE WAS A LADY IF YOUU ARE A LADY) AND YOU FORGOT THAT THIS HAPPENED Anonymous 06/19/12(Tue)00:38 No. 10311088 man & girl go out to drive under moonlight. they stop at on at a side of road he turn to his girl and say baby, i love you very much what is it honey? our car is broken down. i think the engine is broken. ill walk and get some more fuel." ok. ill stay here and look after our stereo. there have been news report of steres being stolen" good idea. keep the doors locked no matter what. i love you sweaty so the guy left to get full for the car. after two hours the girl say where is my baby, he was supposed to be back by now. then the girl here a scratching sound and voice say "LET ME IN the girl doesnt do it and then after a while she goes to sleep. the next morning she wakes up and finds her boyfriend still not there. she gets out to check and man door hand hook car door "A FEW YEARS AGO A MAN WAS WALKING DOWN A ROAD BECAUSE HIS CAR BROKE DOWN AND HE SAW A CAR COMING UP BEHIND HIM SO HE STUCK OUTHIS THUMB TO HITCH HIKE AND THE CAR STOPPED AHEAD OF HIM. HE RAN UP TO THE PASSENGER SIDE AND OPENED THE DOOR. WHEN HE OPENED THE DOOR A SKELETON POPPED OUT" v1als: in honour of halloween behold the four horsemen of the apocalypse

v1als: in honour of halloween behold the four horsemen of the apocalypse