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Advice, Children, and Church: ASK AMY Trip causes hard feelings Dear Amy: Every fall, my she did not leave ster, cousins and a cousin'sNow she barely speaks to r-in-law have a weekend me and has told our relatives that I am a horrible person opping excursion in our ome city (even though Ive helped We stay in a hotel, treat ourselves, shop for our chil- dren and go out for lunches and dinners. It is a great time to reconnect. her) How can we get her to understand that she should perhaps find another set of friends whose lives and in- I have a sister "Wendy," terests align more closely whom we do not invite. She with hers? is offended to the point of tears when she finds we have not invited her. My two sis- Dear Sad: First, let's estab- ters and I are very close in lish that I agree with your age, but Wendy hasn't been sister: You are a horrible per as close to this set of cousins son. as my sister and I have been Obviously, you can do through the years. SAD SISTER whatever you want and as- We are all married stay- sociate with or exclude- at-home moms. Wendy is a whomever you want, but you divorced, working mom with don't get to do this and also blame the person you are ex- one young child. cluding for not "fitting in." There are several reasons we do not include her. We know she doesn't have very much money for such an out- ing. She also does not have many of the same interests as we do. We're all very active churchgoers, while she only sporadically attends serv- ices. Plain and simple, she does not really fit in with us anymore The only way your sister would ever fit in would be for you to make room for her. You are unwilling to do that, and that is your choice. But her being upset is completely justified, and you'll just have to live with that. Perhaps this is some- thing you could ponder from your church pew, because despite your regular attend- She takes it very person- ally, and last year even came ance, you don't seem to have over to my home unan- learned much. nounced crying about it, which upset my children and caused my husband to threaten to call the police if you should probably go to TheMetaPicture.com srsfunny: Mean Woman Tries To Ask For Advice, Gets Put In Her Place

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Children, Church, and Crying: ASK AMY Trip causes hard feelings Dear Amy: Every fall, my sister, cousins and a cousin's sister-in-law have a weekend hopping excursion in our she did not leave. Now she barely speaks to meand hastold our relatives that I am a horrible person (even though I've helped ome city We stay in a hotel, treat ourselves, shop for our chil dren and go out for lunches her) How can we get her to understand that she should nd dinners. It is a great time to reconnect. perhaps find another set of friends whose lives and in I have a sister "Wendy," whom we do not invite. She is offended to the point of tears when she finds we have not invited her. My two sis- ters and I are very close in age, but Wendy hasn't been as close to this set of cousins as my sister and I have been through the years terests align more closely with hers? SAD SISTER Dear Sad: First, let's estab- lish that I agree with your sister: You are a horrible per- son. Obviously, you can do whatever you want and as- sociate with-or exclude We are all married stay- at-home moms. Wendy is a divorced, working mom with one young child whomever you want, but you don't get to do this and also blame the person you are ex There are several reasons cluding for not "fitting in. we do not include her. We know she doesn't have very would ever fit in would be for much money for such an out- you to make room for her ing. She also does not have You are unwilling to do that many of the same interests and that is your choice as we do. We're all very activeBut her being upset is churchgoers, while she only completely justified, and sporadically attends serv- you'll just have to live with ices. Plain and simple, she that. Perhaps this is some- does not really fit in with us thing you could ponder from anymore. The only way your sister your church pew, because despite your regular attend- She takes it very person- ally, and last year even came over to my home unan- nounced crying about it, which upset my children and caused my husband to threaten to call the police if ance, you don't seem to have learned much. 0% Uber Humor Sieve hon failnation: She is a horrible sister

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Anaconda, Club, and College: iPad 18:43 Q Search for people, places and things I have an IQ of 196 and am seeking a roommate of my same mental capacity with whom l can engage in casual conversations about quantunm mechanics and theoretical astrophysics. I am smarter than 99% of the people l encounter, however, being as insanely smart as I am can be quite a burden. For instance, I can never win arguments because the reason I'm right is too complex to explain within the attention span of my opponent. Alas, nobody understands my plight. I often stay up at night reading Chaucer and contemplating the repercussions of false philosophy. I love astounding everybody in the library by finishing a 419 page novel in just under 100 minutes. I am also a passionate artist and musician. Just earlier I heard a door squeak a melodic minor 7th, something only a true musician would realize. Last night I wrote a poem while in a club. Of course l of all people would stop dancing in the middle of a dance floor at 11:30 at night and start to ponder about the decay of our society. How disquieting the institution of superficiality in contemporary culture is. We exist in a zeitgeist bastardization of those principles our forefathers strove to exemplify. If you're going to be my roommate you must enjoy classical, enchanting tunes; not the talentless, computerized sounds that the modern generation "listens" (if you can even call it that) to. You must also agree with me on the following points: The black race holds itself back, and is not being held back by other races The middle east needs to go Gender identity issues are a mental illness You 100% can work your way out of poverty, people who think otherwise are just lazy and thus show why they are in poverty If you meet all of my qualifications, I will potentially consider you as a possible roommate. P.S. I could have gotten more intellectual with my profound vocabulary but decided to dumb it down so that your lesser minds could fully comprehend the meaning of my words. Like Comment 25 people like thi:s View previous comments... Came in the club and a wrote a poenm Write a comment.. Post deniablesmiles: alexander:When college kids go too far What in hell??? up in da club like whattup i wrote a poem

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Anaconda, Family, and Funny: Pure Cane 100% Black Coller ar HALF <p><a href="http://theultradork.tumblr.com/post/167124279628/liberscaryrynn-melonmemes-they-win-i-had" class="tumblr_blog">theultradork</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://liberscaryrynn.tumblr.com/post/167124162064/melonmemes-they-win-i-had-to-go-back-to-the" class="tumblr_blog">liberscaryrynn</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="https://melonmemes.tumblr.com/post/166963649785/they-win" class="tumblr_blog">melonmemes</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>They win!</p></blockquote> <p>I had to go back to the original source and reblog this because the comments were swamped with dumbasses from both sides of the political spectrum bitching about interracial couples. Like all of y'all need to close your mouth and deeply ponder your existence.</p> </blockquote> <p>Good Lord, it’s an adorable and funny family costume idea, why everyone wanna ruin it?</p></blockquote> <p><br/>Because Tumblr.</p> I swear to you they were like 50 notes screaming &ldquo;hurr durr muh race mixing! Muh European genocide!&rdquo; and &ldquo;smh wypipo be stealing blacks and thinking they get a pass from they privilege smh 😒😒😒&rdquo; like I&rsquo;m going to need all of you to<figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-width="431" data-orig-height="261" data-tumblr-attribution="jt1720:AraZ45x56a_92Ks18uFBaw:Z0z1Sn1xboeAe"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/04b87344bade4661ea555ef5bc52568e/tumblr_nxfdfcf3tM1tcwz64o1_500.gifv" data-orig-width="431" data-orig-height="261"/></figure>
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Anaconda, Family, and Funny: Pure Cane 100% Black Coller ar HALF <p><a href="http://theultradork.tumblr.com/post/167124279628/liberscaryrynn-melonmemes-they-win-i-had" class="tumblr_blog">theultradork</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://liberscaryrynn.tumblr.com/post/167124162064/melonmemes-they-win-i-had-to-go-back-to-the" class="tumblr_blog">liberscaryrynn</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="https://melonmemes.tumblr.com/post/166963649785/they-win" class="tumblr_blog">melonmemes</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>They win!</p></blockquote> <p>I had to go back to the original source and reblog this because the comments were swamped with dumbasses from both sides of the political spectrum bitching about interracial couples. Like all of y'all need to close your mouth and deeply ponder your existence.</p> </blockquote> <p>Good Lord, it’s an adorable and funny family costume idea, why everyone wanna ruin it?</p></blockquote> <p><br/>Because Tumblr.</p> I swear to you they were like 50 notes screaming &ldquo;hurr durr muh race mixing! Muh European genocide!&rdquo; and &ldquo;smh wypipo be stealing blacks and thinking they get a pass from they privilege smh 😒😒😒&rdquo; like I&rsquo;m going to need all of you to<figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-width="431" data-orig-height="261" data-tumblr-attribution="jt1720:AraZ45x56a_92Ks18uFBaw:Z0z1Sn1xboeAe"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/04b87344bade4661ea555ef5bc52568e/tumblr_nxfdfcf3tM1tcwz64o1_500.gifv" data-orig-width="431" data-orig-height="261"/></figure>
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Arguing, Children, and Fail: The day is done night is here, andlsit in the quiet as my family sleeps near My mind is frozen with writers' block, unsure of what god wants me to say I could goin a zillion directions with thoughts of my own, but keep thinking of today, and the questionI saw posted in a grab your attention kind of wa y "People are watching y ou and they want to know, how does faith make your life different? Does your life point to him? Does your life show the way to the father, and to the freedom from sin? Does it point to the truth? Or is it just for show? Does your life truly point the way to go?" AsI ponder this question, I thinktof my day DidIreach o ut to others? DidI offer a hug? Did I offer kind words and genuine love? Did I forgive and let go of their trespasses against me? Was I humble and gracious, or did I hold a grudge, a nd close the door on showing his amazing uncondition al lo ve? Didl argue with my neighbor when my button was pushed? Or did I pray for patience and a gracious respons e? Did unload all my burdens onto my spouse? or did I give th em to the Lord, a nd keep peace in my house? Did I m od el the fruits of the spirit to my children? or did I falter and su ccum b to the pressures and fail them? Did I argue and push others by throwing scripture in their face, or did I instead invite them in with love and offer a warm place? These are the qu estions I'm pondering tonight, stumped with w hat blog post should write. And maybe this is g od's way to check in and see, and ensure 'm remembering him, and not just me w w w. MyInnerRapunzel.com
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Beautiful, Drinking, and Frozen: Gaia.com/4biddern -Gaia ARE YOU DRINKING DEAD WATER? Music is 528 DNA by @4biddenknowledge Available Everywhere. Through the 1990’s, Dr. MasaruEmoto performed a series of experiments observing the physical effect of words, prayers, music and environment on the crystalline structure of water. Emoto hired photographers to take pictures of water after being exposed to the different variables and subsequently frozen so that they would form crystalline structures. The results were nothing short of remarkable.. After observing these miraculous results, Dr. Emoto went on to type out different words, both positive and negative in nature, and taped them to containers full of water. The results were that water with negative words written on the container did not produce beautiful crystals. As you can tell, the water stamped with positive words is far more symmetrical and aesthetically pleasing than that stamped with dark, negative phrases. If you are reading this article on this particular website, you probably already knew that positive and negative thinking have a major impact on the surrounding environment. That concept is relatively easy to grasp, but this extremely tangible evidence of it is astounding. If the words and thoughts that come out of us have this effect on water crystals, it’s amazing to think of what kind of effect they have on the people and events that come into our lives. Oh and by the way, the average human body is 60% water. Ponder that one a while… 4Biddenknowledge gaia.com-4bidden
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