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College, Go to Sleep, and Head: Reasons why I hate students loans As a kid, I never liked owing people money l never liked that someone could hold that over my head and follow me every step I took. sin When it came time to pay for college it took my mother and her extended relatives everything they had just to make the down payment. It felt wrong to be taking from people who had sacrificed so much already I once saw a sign at another university that said, "by cutting Starbucks you can save more than $2,000 a year What they don't advertise on the glossy college brochures: Losing weight because you skipped lunch for the fourth time that week comes free with the tuition. On days when I've run out of pepper, hunger is the best seasoning I know. I've tasted instant noodles so many times I can tell the flavor by the sound of powder hitting water. parents sacrificed everything to come to this country to give me a better life. My when l call my mother."I tell her I'm doing fine, but she can hear the tiredness in my voice and she says she's sorry she's not able to do more for me. They told me college would be expensive I just didn't expect to pay an arm and a leg to be a part of this student body. I'm missing office hours because of work. l'm missing work to study because I missed office hours. I'm missing the test because I overslept because I spent all night working They said by going to college I would be working towards mý dreams, now when I go to sleep at night, I don't dream anymore. If you are a student Follow @studentlifeproblems​

If you are a student Follow @studentlifeproblems​

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Tumblr, Blog, and Http: IPSAL Round Round 8 08 uoi Round lolsupport: When you advertise on a racecar that always seems to be upside down, you have to make adjustments.

lolsupport: When you advertise on a racecar that always seems to be upside down, you have to make adjustments.

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Boner, Cute, and DeLorean: sadiene: mentalgrunge daftpunk-delorean: dangerouslyasexual: naamahdarling: microbewrangler: princess-fluffybutt: sassyhiddles grim missingdinosaur: methroid: do actors get boners while making sex scenes this is one of the things i've wondered my whole life Idk if you actually care for the answer, but they have to put their dicks in little sleeves that attach to the leg so if they get a boner it just get held down. that sounds like a garment that should be sold everywhere and considered polite if not mandatory to wear, like bras Omg I can't As a guy I second this. If I have to wear a titty sling because there might be an event where it becomes chilly and my nip noops become visible through my shirt, people who have a peenor should be expected to wear a peenor sling in case there is an event where a gentle breeze occurs and their p becomes erect. eenor I kind of feel like if we're gonna do that we should go all-out and they should be IMPOSSIBLE to size, VERY expensive, flimsy, and made of uncomfortable, itchy materials. And the little ones should have cute designs but the big ones only come in white,black, and tar and there should be a company that sells them called Victor's Secret, that has uncomfortably large, close-up photos of enormously-endowed male "angels" stuffed into their gorgeous little pouches spread all over every mall and TV channel, which changes societal expectations on penis size as a whole, so that men who don't have incredibly large penises feel impossibly inadequate and feel compelled to make up for it by spending a fortune on overpriced penis pouches as a way of compensating. Then Victor's Secret should be sure not to actually carry any of these garments in the sizes that they advertise, so that only modestly-endowed men have the privilege of being seen in the shop, which is the type of place that simultaneously clamors for huge dicks, but refuses to cater to them in any way, leaving everyone involved vaguely uncomfortable and slightly ashamed. This is legit one of the best posts I've ever found on tumblr VICTOR'S SECRET (via geardrops) 17 minutes ago crocomire-deactivated20151208 918853 C Share 918853 Notes VICTORS SECRETomg-humor.tumblr.com
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