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Beard, Benadryl, and Bless Up: u/bofstein . 2d. imgur I asked to be seated next to the cutest guy on the plane @DrSmashlove Now see a lot of people on airplanes bruv, they tryina dodge oversized people. They ain’t tryina spend the whole flight shmushed. I feel that. I understand that. But me? Aw hell nah. Big ladies y’all always welcome to sit next to smash. Call me Negan baby girl - leather biker jacket with the beard - let me be yo Sanctuary 🤗😂. Hell I even ask if she wanna raise the divider. Divider actually make it worse! Sh!t be causing flesh to intrude into my space unnaturally. Pokes me awkwardly and makes me hella uncomfortable, nah IDGAF Mama melt into me, invade my space, fall asleep on my shoulder, just get comfortable. And the last time I offered, ol girl did it, too. Schlept like he just popped two Benadryl slobbering on my damn shoulder. Flight attendant talmbout “do you know what your friend wants to drink when she wakes up?” I’m like “I don’t know this woman!! Anyway Diet Coke tho I’m pretty sure she like Diet Coke Issa wild guess yes just poe it up pls thank you” 😂. Did her snore sound like the groans of a wild warthog with a fractured leg bone bruv? Yes. Did I mind? No sir. I’m an ally to the big girls. Bring yo curvaceous, aggressive deodorant scented essence here guh it’s plenty room for both of us. I squat all damn day at the gym, my thigh musculature enjoys the company of a soft, supple flight companion 🤗😂. Now I know what y’all thinking: “SMASH YOUR FANTASIES ARE OVERBOARD, THIS DIDN’T HAPPEN”. Question: if my stories was made up, wouldn’t I try to say I used to date Halle Berry or some sh!t? Chilli from TLC? I mean...wouldn’t I tell a lie that boosts my ego? Nah. Never. My story is my story. BIG GIRLS REST THEY WEARY HEAD ON MY SHOULDER. FACTS, B - DEAL WITH IT - BIG GIRLS I LOVE YALL, U NEVER HAVE TO SHEEPISHLY ASK IF MY MAN BAG PURSE SATCHEL IS SAVING THE SEAT FOR SOMEONE ELSE - IT’S SAVING IT FOR YOUR DELIGHTFULLY ROTUND A$$ — HAVE A SEAT MAMA, I BELIEVE WE CAN FLY - BLESS UP 🤗😍😂😂😂

Now see a lot of people on airplanes bruv, they tryina dodge oversized people. They ain’t tryina spend the whole flight shmushed. I feel tha...

Memes, 🤖, and Gun: A PLANE A PLANE co BUILT AROUND A GUN I want one. RedWhiteBlue StillBetterThanYou BAM247 Totalbadassness GYSOT USAUSAUSA Freedom Merica Rah Yessir A10 Warthog

I want one. RedWhiteBlue StillBetterThanYou BAM247 Totalbadassness GYSOT USAUSAUSA Freedom Merica Rah Yessir A10 Warthog

Memes, 🤖, and Planes: 3 PHOTO BOMB Baddest plane the military has? A10 Warthog GYSOT USAUSAUSA Freedom Merica Rah Yessir RedWhiteBlue StillBetterThanYou BAM247 Totalbadassness

Baddest plane the military has? A10 Warthog GYSOT USAUSAUSA Freedom Merica Rah Yessir RedWhiteBlue StillBetterThanYou BAM247 Totalbadassness

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Bae, Bailey Jay, and Facebook: BEING WHITE But doing it right! ytom so Som 60 0 What are you doiną to attone for the crimes committed by your ancestors today? Please share your story in the comments. Namaste. <p><a href="http://maricaforamerica.tumblr.com/post/140370404081/bae-10-warthog-matt-ruins-feminisms-shit" class="tumblr_blog">maricaforamerica</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://bae-10-warthog.tumblr.com/post/140370183171">bae-10-warthog</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://matt-ruins-feminisms-shit.tumblr.com/post/140369347616">matt-ruins-feminisms-shit</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://this-is-cthulhu-privilege.tumblr.com/post/140368626212">this-is-cthulhu-privilege</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://boss-hoody.tumblr.com/post/140368428921">boss-hoody</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://lion-against-sjw.tumblr.com/post/140368307286">lion-against-sjw</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Found this on Facebook and I’m disgusted </p> </blockquote> <p>My ancestors dindunuffin</p> </blockquote> <p>This picture literally made me a republican</p> </blockquote> <p><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="200" data-orig-width="356"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/3a0decc083c4312a324a0f549270bf12/tumblr_inline_o3g2ht4Zep1si8t7m_500.gif" data-orig-height="200" data-orig-width="356"/></figure></p><p>The cuckiest cucks that ever cucked a cuck. At least they know they should be ashamed of themselves, they just have the reason wrong. </p> <p>This is disgusting especially since there are kids there. I shudder to think the self hatred that boy is learning.</p> </blockquote> <p>My ancestors were Irish slaves, I’m not exactly jumping to go back to that.</p> </blockquote> <p>Any person who willingly accepts such treatment as some kind of “penance” bullshit deserve all the mistreatment they get, possibly even more. People with so little self respect should not exist period.  <br/></p></blockquote> <p>I think I just vomited a little in my mouth.</p>

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