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Ass, Bored, and Confused: 18 02:56 ....ll Thread James Dator @James.. 17 May In honor of John Wick 3 I have a Keanu Reeves story 615 ti 19.2K 54.3K James Dator @James.. 17 May Keanu came to the movie theater I worked at in Sydney in 2001. He was working on the Matrix series at the time. It's a quiet, Wednesday morning almost nobody is seeing movies. 6 C t524 8,415 James Dator @James.. 17 May I'm working the box office, bored as hell and suddenly this dude walks up in jeans, a leather jacket and a horse riding helmet. A full ass, weird equestrian looking helmet. It takes me a solid 30 seconds to ignore the helmet and realize it's Keanu Reeves 7 1450 8,840 James Dator @James 17 Mayv He wants to buy a ticket for "From Hell," the Johnny Depp movie. I'm so fucking star struck I do what any sensible 16-year-old does and tell him l'd like to give him my employee discount. This means he needs to sign my sheet and therefore I have his autograph 5 8,595 t439 James Dator @James. 17 May "I don't work here," Keanu says. Seemingly confused by my offer. I'm flustered and just charge him the normal price. Kicking myself after for not getting his autograph 9 8,300 t 410 James Dator @James.. 17 May 2 minutes later there's a knock on the door behind me that leads into the box office. I assume it's my manager. It's Keanu. 94 t 409 8,297 17 May "I realized you probably wanted my autograph," he says. "So I signed this." He hands me a receipt from the concessions stand that he signed on the back. He then casually throws an ice James Dator @James... cream cone in the trash can and sees his movie 26 t 639 13.8K James Dator @James Dator realize later that he bought an ice cream cone he didn't want, just to get receipt paper so he could scribble his autograph for a 16-year-old idiot. 19:21 17 May 19 Twitter for iPhone 2,750 Retweets 60.6K Likes awesomacious: Sweet Keanu
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Ass, Bored, and Confused: 18 02:56 ....ll Thread James Dator @James.. 17 May In honor of John Wick 3 I have a Keanu Reeves story 615 ti 19.2K 54.3K James Dator @James.. 17 May Keanu came to the movie theater I worked at in Sydney in 2001. He was working on the Matrix series at the time. It's a quiet, Wednesday morning almost nobody is seeing movies. 6 C t524 8,415 James Dator @James.. 17 May I'm working the box office, bored as hell and suddenly this dude walks up in jeans, a leather jacket and a horse riding helmet. A full ass, weird equestrian looking helmet. It takes me a solid 30 seconds to ignore the helmet and realize it's Keanu Reeves 7 1450 8,840 James Dator @James 17 Mayv He wants to buy a ticket for "From Hell," the Johnny Depp movie. I'm so fucking star struck I do what any sensible 16-year-old does and tell him l'd like to give him my employee discount. This means he needs to sign my sheet and therefore I have his autograph 5 8,595 t439 James Dator @James. 17 May "I don't work here," Keanu says. Seemingly confused by my offer. I'm flustered and just charge him the normal price. Kicking myself after for not getting his autograph 9 8,300 t 410 James Dator @James.. 17 May 2 minutes later there's a knock on the door behind me that leads into the box office. I assume it's my manager. It's Keanu. 94 t 409 8,297 17 May "I realized you probably wanted my autograph," he says. "So I signed this." He hands me a receipt from the concessions stand that he signed on the back. He then casually throws an ice James Dator @James... cream cone in the trash can and sees his movie 26 t 639 13.8K James Dator @James Dator realize later that he bought an ice cream cone he didn't want, just to get receipt paper so he could scribble his autograph for a 16-year-old idiot. 19:21 17 May 19 Twitter for iPhone 2,750 Retweets 60.6K Likes Sweet Keanu
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Cars, Drone, and Old Man: common aream meanings miranimalcutie: riot-riverman: geekishfangirl: justforsmiles: dailypsychologyfacts: 7 Common Dream Meanings You Should NEVER Ignore | Psych2Go What kind of dreams do you get?   Okay about last night’s weird dream though…I became a little cub- I grew some fur on my face!! (I had just fixed up my brows and everything over the weekend too.) It sounds so silly but I was really flustered in my dream. Reblogging to watch later I don’t dream often but I had a weird one last night Starts out at some kind of facility, with an outdoor lot filled with vehicles. There is a triple rotor RC drone with colorful balloons attached to the top of it flying around at the edge of the lot, but then the drone loses its balloons and it falls to the ground and the balloons float away. I run to the drone to inspect it but as soon as I reach it, I find myself in a large grassy field with mountain range in the distance. Then a large number of hotrods, muscle cars, and motorcycles pull up from behind me, they roll past me until an old man with long white hair on a motorcycle pulls up next to me and says: “Grab a weapon and get on kid.” I look down and at my feet are a small collection of swords, axes, and spears. I grab an axe, hop on the back of the old man’s motorcycle and drive off toward the mountains. Then I woke up. For years and years I dreamed about being chased, or falling down endless cliffs in a car. I don’t have them as much anymore, thank goodness. I never really know what I “confronted” or “accepted” to make those dreams stop, though.

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Cars, Drone, and Old Man: common aream meanings mellowthewillow: barisi-since-season16: miranimalcutie: riot-riverman: geekishfangirl: justforsmiles: dailypsychologyfacts: 7 Common Dream Meanings You Should NEVER Ignore | Psych2Go What kind of dreams do you get?   Okay about last night’s weird dream though…I became a little cub- I grew some fur on my face!! (I had just fixed up my brows and everything over the weekend too.) It sounds so silly but I was really flustered in my dream. Reblogging to watch later I don’t dream often but I had a weird one last night Starts out at some kind of facility, with an outdoor lot filled with vehicles. There is a triple rotor RC drone with colorful balloons attached to the top of it flying around at the edge of the lot, but then the drone loses its balloons and it falls to the ground and the balloons float away. I run to the drone to inspect it but as soon as I reach it, I find myself in a large grassy field with mountain range in the distance. Then a large number of hotrods, muscle cars, and motorcycles pull up from behind me, they roll past me until an old man with long white hair on a motorcycle pulls up next to me and says: “Grab a weapon and get on kid.” I look down and at my feet are a small collection of swords, axes, and spears. I grab an axe, hop on the back of the old man’s motorcycle and drive off toward the mountains. Then I woke up. For years and years I dreamed about being chased, or falling down endless cliffs in a car. I don’t have them as much anymore, thank goodness. I never really know what I “confronted” or “accepted” to make those dreams stop, though. I have had those dreams where im lost, chased etc since I was 4 years old I’ve mainly had chased dreams ever since I was about 4 years old as well. Whelp, what can you do

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Cars, Drone, and Old Man: common aream meanings myworstdays: barisi-since-season16: miranimalcutie: riot-riverman: geekishfangirl: justforsmiles: dailypsychologyfacts: 7 Common Dream Meanings You Should NEVER Ignore | Psych2Go What kind of dreams do you get?   Okay about last night’s weird dream though…I became a little cub- I grew some fur on my face!! (I had just fixed up my brows and everything over the weekend too.) It sounds so silly but I was really flustered in my dream. Reblogging to watch later I don’t dream often but I had a weird one last night Starts out at some kind of facility, with an outdoor lot filled with vehicles. There is a triple rotor RC drone with colorful balloons attached to the top of it flying around at the edge of the lot, but then the drone loses its balloons and it falls to the ground and the balloons float away. I run to the drone to inspect it but as soon as I reach it, I find myself in a large grassy field with mountain range in the distance. Then a large number of hotrods, muscle cars, and motorcycles pull up from behind me, they roll past me until an old man with long white hair on a motorcycle pulls up next to me and says: “Grab a weapon and get on kid.” I look down and at my feet are a small collection of swords, axes, and spears. I grab an axe, hop on the back of the old man’s motorcycle and drive off toward the mountains. Then I woke up. For years and years I dreamed about being chased, or falling down endless cliffs in a car. I don’t have them as much anymore, thank goodness. I never really know what I “confronted” or “accepted” to make those dreams stop, though. I have had those dreams where im lost, chased etc since I was 4 years old Almost every night for the past six months, I’ve dreamt that I got up and got dressed for work. I wake up, mope about like I normally do for a while, get dressed, go outside to catch the bus… and wake up again in my bed. It’s ridiculous. I’m constantly exhausted from having to get ready two or more times.

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Cars, Drone, and Fashion: common aream meanings miedriwesley: barisi-since-season16: miranimalcutie: riot-riverman: geekishfangirl: justforsmiles: dailypsychologyfacts: 7 Common Dream Meanings You Should NEVER Ignore | Psych2Go What kind of dreams do you get?   Okay about last night’s weird dream though…I became a little cub- I grew some fur on my face!! (I had just fixed up my brows and everything over the weekend too.) It sounds so silly but I was really flustered in my dream. Reblogging to watch later I don’t dream often but I had a weird one last night Starts out at some kind of facility, with an outdoor lot filled with vehicles. There is a triple rotor RC drone with colorful balloons attached to the top of it flying around at the edge of the lot, but then the drone loses its balloons and it falls to the ground and the balloons float away. I run to the drone to inspect it but as soon as I reach it, I find myself in a large grassy field with mountain range in the distance. Then a large number of hotrods, muscle cars, and motorcycles pull up from behind me, they roll past me until an old man with long white hair on a motorcycle pulls up next to me and says: “Grab a weapon and get on kid.” I look down and at my feet are a small collection of swords, axes, and spears. I grab an axe, hop on the back of the old man’s motorcycle and drive off toward the mountains. Then I woke up. For years and years I dreamed about being chased, or falling down endless cliffs in a car. I don’t have them as much anymore, thank goodness. I never really know what I “confronted” or “accepted” to make those dreams stop, though. I have had those dreams where im lost, chased etc since I was 4 years old The tooth decay one is popular with me tbh and it seems to fit.But the rest of my dreams are certainly not mentioned here. Granted I doubt many ppl have had the VIVID dream of being kidnapped for an amount of time and ending up killing the kidnapper in a bloody fashion

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Cars, Drone, and Fall: common aream meanings applicationtogotothemcu: barisi-since-season16: miranimalcutie: riot-riverman: geekishfangirl: justforsmiles: dailypsychologyfacts: 7 Common Dream Meanings You Should NEVER Ignore | Psych2Go What kind of dreams do you get?   Okay about last night’s weird dream though…I became a little cub- I grew some fur on my face!! (I had just fixed up my brows and everything over the weekend too.) It sounds so silly but I was really flustered in my dream. Reblogging to watch later I don’t dream often but I had a weird one last night Starts out at some kind of facility, with an outdoor lot filled with vehicles. There is a triple rotor RC drone with colorful balloons attached to the top of it flying around at the edge of the lot, but then the drone loses its balloons and it falls to the ground and the balloons float away. I run to the drone to inspect it but as soon as I reach it, I find myself in a large grassy field with mountain range in the distance. Then a large number of hotrods, muscle cars, and motorcycles pull up from behind me, they roll past me until an old man with long white hair on a motorcycle pulls up next to me and says: “Grab a weapon and get on kid.” I look down and at my feet are a small collection of swords, axes, and spears. I grab an axe, hop on the back of the old man’s motorcycle and drive off toward the mountains. Then I woke up. For years and years I dreamed about being chased, or falling down endless cliffs in a car. I don’t have them as much anymore, thank goodness. I never really know what I “confronted” or “accepted” to make those dreams stop, though. I have had those dreams where im lost, chased etc since I was 4 years old Yall I dream in three act plot and dream as I’m starting to fall asleep and can wake induce lucid dream my brain is just on crack 🤷‍♀️

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Cars, Drone, and Fall: common aream meanings applicationtogotothemcu: barisi-since-season16: miranimalcutie: riot-riverman: geekishfangirl: justforsmiles: dailypsychologyfacts: 7 Common Dream Meanings You Should NEVER Ignore | Psych2Go What kind of dreams do you get?   Okay about last night’s weird dream though…I became a little cub- I grew some fur on my face!! (I had just fixed up my brows and everything over the weekend too.) It sounds so silly but I was really flustered in my dream. Reblogging to watch later I don’t dream often but I had a weird one last night Starts out at some kind of facility, with an outdoor lot filled with vehicles. There is a triple rotor RC drone with colorful balloons attached to the top of it flying around at the edge of the lot, but then the drone loses its balloons and it falls to the ground and the balloons float away. I run to the drone to inspect it but as soon as I reach it, I find myself in a large grassy field with mountain range in the distance. Then a large number of hotrods, muscle cars, and motorcycles pull up from behind me, they roll past me until an old man with long white hair on a motorcycle pulls up next to me and says: “Grab a weapon and get on kid.” I look down and at my feet are a small collection of swords, axes, and spears. I grab an axe, hop on the back of the old man’s motorcycle and drive off toward the mountains. Then I woke up. For years and years I dreamed about being chased, or falling down endless cliffs in a car. I don’t have them as much anymore, thank goodness. I never really know what I “confronted” or “accepted” to make those dreams stop, though. I have had those dreams where im lost, chased etc since I was 4 years old Yall I dream in three act plot and dream as I’m starting to fall asleep and can wake induce lucid dream my brain is just on crack 🤷‍♀️

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A Dream, Cars, and Drone: common aream meanings shroudedcatastrophe: barisi-since-season16: miranimalcutie: riot-riverman: geekishfangirl: justforsmiles: dailypsychologyfacts: 7 Common Dream Meanings You Should NEVER Ignore | Psych2Go What kind of dreams do you get?   Okay about last night’s weird dream though…I became a little cub- I grew some fur on my face!! (I had just fixed up my brows and everything over the weekend too.) It sounds so silly but I was really flustered in my dream. Reblogging to watch later I don’t dream often but I had a weird one last night Starts out at some kind of facility, with an outdoor lot filled with vehicles. There is a triple rotor RC drone with colorful balloons attached to the top of it flying around at the edge of the lot, but then the drone loses its balloons and it falls to the ground and the balloons float away. I run to the drone to inspect it but as soon as I reach it, I find myself in a large grassy field with mountain range in the distance. Then a large number of hotrods, muscle cars, and motorcycles pull up from behind me, they roll past me until an old man with long white hair on a motorcycle pulls up next to me and says: “Grab a weapon and get on kid.” I look down and at my feet are a small collection of swords, axes, and spears. I grab an axe, hop on the back of the old man’s motorcycle and drive off toward the mountains. Then I woke up. For years and years I dreamed about being chased, or falling down endless cliffs in a car. I don’t have them as much anymore, thank goodness. I never really know what I “confronted” or “accepted” to make those dreams stop, though. I have had those dreams where im lost, chased etc since I was 4 years old I have a dream where I get stuck in my town as a power plant goes into full meltdown I never make out in time

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Cars, Drone, and Old Man: common aream meanings barisi-since-season16: miranimalcutie: riot-riverman: geekishfangirl: justforsmiles: dailypsychologyfacts: 7 Common Dream Meanings You Should NEVER Ignore | Psych2Go What kind of dreams do you get?   Okay about last night’s weird dream though…I became a little cub- I grew some fur on my face!! (I had just fixed up my brows and everything over the weekend too.) It sounds so silly but I was really flustered in my dream. Reblogging to watch later I don’t dream often but I had a weird one last night Starts out at some kind of facility, with an outdoor lot filled with vehicles. There is a triple rotor RC drone with colorful balloons attached to the top of it flying around at the edge of the lot, but then the drone loses its balloons and it falls to the ground and the balloons float away. I run to the drone to inspect it but as soon as I reach it, I find myself in a large grassy field with mountain range in the distance. Then a large number of hotrods, muscle cars, and motorcycles pull up from behind me, they roll past me until an old man with long white hair on a motorcycle pulls up next to me and says: “Grab a weapon and get on kid.” I look down and at my feet are a small collection of swords, axes, and spears. I grab an axe, hop on the back of the old man’s motorcycle and drive off toward the mountains. Then I woke up. For years and years I dreamed about being chased, or falling down endless cliffs in a car. I don’t have them as much anymore, thank goodness. I never really know what I “confronted” or “accepted” to make those dreams stop, though. I have had those dreams where im lost, chased etc since I was 4 years old

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Cars, Drone, and Old Man: common aream meanings barisi-since-season16: miranimalcutie: riot-riverman: geekishfangirl: justforsmiles: dailypsychologyfacts: 7 Common Dream Meanings You Should NEVER Ignore | Psych2Go What kind of dreams do you get?   Okay about last night’s weird dream though…I became a little cub- I grew some fur on my face!! (I had just fixed up my brows and everything over the weekend too.) It sounds so silly but I was really flustered in my dream. Reblogging to watch later I don’t dream often but I had a weird one last night Starts out at some kind of facility, with an outdoor lot filled with vehicles. There is a triple rotor RC drone with colorful balloons attached to the top of it flying around at the edge of the lot, but then the drone loses its balloons and it falls to the ground and the balloons float away. I run to the drone to inspect it but as soon as I reach it, I find myself in a large grassy field with mountain range in the distance. Then a large number of hotrods, muscle cars, and motorcycles pull up from behind me, they roll past me until an old man with long white hair on a motorcycle pulls up next to me and says: “Grab a weapon and get on kid.” I look down and at my feet are a small collection of swords, axes, and spears. I grab an axe, hop on the back of the old man’s motorcycle and drive off toward the mountains. Then I woke up. For years and years I dreamed about being chased, or falling down endless cliffs in a car. I don’t have them as much anymore, thank goodness. I never really know what I “confronted” or “accepted” to make those dreams stop, though. I have had those dreams where im lost, chased etc since I was 4 years old

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Cars, Drone, and Old Man: common aream meanings barisi-since-season16: miranimalcutie: riot-riverman: geekishfangirl: justforsmiles: dailypsychologyfacts: 7 Common Dream Meanings You Should NEVER Ignore | Psych2Go What kind of dreams do you get?   Okay about last night’s weird dream though…I became a little cub- I grew some fur on my face!! (I had just fixed up my brows and everything over the weekend too.) It sounds so silly but I was really flustered in my dream. Reblogging to watch later I don’t dream often but I had a weird one last night Starts out at some kind of facility, with an outdoor lot filled with vehicles. There is a triple rotor RC drone with colorful balloons attached to the top of it flying around at the edge of the lot, but then the drone loses its balloons and it falls to the ground and the balloons float away. I run to the drone to inspect it but as soon as I reach it, I find myself in a large grassy field with mountain range in the distance. Then a large number of hotrods, muscle cars, and motorcycles pull up from behind me, they roll past me until an old man with long white hair on a motorcycle pulls up next to me and says: “Grab a weapon and get on kid.” I look down and at my feet are a small collection of swords, axes, and spears. I grab an axe, hop on the back of the old man’s motorcycle and drive off toward the mountains. Then I woke up. For years and years I dreamed about being chased, or falling down endless cliffs in a car. I don’t have them as much anymore, thank goodness. I never really know what I “confronted” or “accepted” to make those dreams stop, though. I have had those dreams where im lost, chased etc since I was 4 years old

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Cars, Drone, and Old Man: common aream meanings riot-riverman: geekishfangirl: justforsmiles: dailypsychologyfacts: 7 Common Dream Meanings You Should NEVER Ignore | Psych2Go What kind of dreams do you get?   Okay about last night’s weird dream though…I became a little cub- I grew some fur on my face!! (I had just fixed up my brows and everything over the weekend too.) It sounds so silly but I was really flustered in my dream. Reblogging to watch later I don’t dream often but I had a weird one last night Starts out at some kind of facility, with an outdoor lot filled with vehicles. There is a triple rotor RC drone with colorful balloons attached to the top of it flying around at the edge of the lot, but then the drone loses its balloons and it falls to the ground and the balloons float away. I run to the drone to inspect it but as soon as I reach it, I find myself in a large grassy field with mountain range in the distance. Then a large number of hotrods, muscle cars, and motorcycles pull up from behind me, they roll past me until an old man with long white hair on a motorcycle pulls up next to me and says: “Grab a weapon and get on kid.” I look down and at my feet are a small collection of swords, axes, and spears. I grab an axe, hop on the back of the old man’s motorcycle and drive off toward the mountains. Then I woke up.

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Af, Ass, and Bitch: That one shit where you gotta get ass naked and sit there and contemplate life and wonder if this stomach pain even worth it 0.0 BRUHHHHH I ALMOST FORGOT TO TELL THIS STORY. Ight so today I worked a 5-8 shift so I wasn’t really doing anything. I was just standing at front counter and suddenly one of my coworkers walks in. He wasn’t scheduled to work, but he just slid through to do his homework or whatever. So me and him having a conversation about whatever the fuck and these 2 African Americans, male and female amble into the store and they’re talking really loud. Like black girl in the mornings at school loud. It was kinda obvious they were arguing, and me and my coworker (I’ll call him Alex) could hear what they were saying as they stood in line. “What the fuck do you want?” So from my observations so far, they were dating and mans was frustrated with his girl. “Quit fucking rushing me damn.” “We’ve been to 4 different places already YoQuiesha damn.” So the bitch name is YoQuiesha? Hawwww man 💀 “Ronny ion wanna hear yo fucking mouth right now.” So they stand there for like 3 mins straight and still haven’t gone up to the register. Ronny is visibly flustered and he keeps putting his hands on his head and pacing. Nigga was ready to swing. “YOQUIESHA!” This nigga said that shit so loud the whole store turned they head 💀 this nigga Ronny hyperventilating like a 9 year old that just got his ass beat. But YoQuiesha came back with some heat: “Ronny IM SICK AND TIRED of yo lil dick ass making a fucking scene like we in a goddamn play or some shit. And why the fuck you bring me to Chick Fil A and you only got 5 dollars? Nigga ain’t nobody eating shit here with 5 dollars.” First of all, she ain’t lying. Me and Alex just sitting there covering our mouths trying not to laugh 💀 So idk if Ronny was embarrassed or what but he pulls his shorts up and walks fast af out the door😭😭😭 mans had enough word to my nigga Eugene. Anyways moral of the story is, Asians and white girls all 2018 >>>>
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Beautiful, College, and Cute: 6slut you ever see girls that are so pretty that you don't know what to do with yourself debrides i made a pretty girl laugh wla silly joke and i got so flustered that i apologized Jaxxgarcia this pretty girl told me my hair was cute and touched it briefly and I couldn't orm full sentences for a solid 10 minutes boobyguy at a football game a pretty girl told me i was cute and she also called me kiddo and i couldnt play my instrument right for the rest of the night priestessamy every girl I see is pretty, I am in a constant state of paralysis bella-likes-nutella-and-acapella this pretty girl offered to teach me how to longboard and when she was teaching me how to balance she put her hands on my hips and I felt my soul leave my body bella-likes-nutella-and-acapella one time a pretty girl called me "gorgeous" and I was so shocked and flustered that I literally cried right in front of her alectually today a pretty girl walked me out of class and i was surprised when she kept walking even though we reached her bus stop and i asked her where she was heading and she said "oh i just wanted to walk you to wherever you're going and we both blushed batmanisagatewaydrug at work this summer there was a pretty girl who came in multiple times a week and every single day she showed up I would lose the ability to form coherent sentences for at least ten minutes emiliusthegreat A pretty cashier at the campus store told me I was pretty and I got so flustered that when I went back to my room I had to lay down for half an hour and my roommate was starting to get concerned bassflutes There's a REALLY pretty girl in my band class and she's three chairs away from me and every time I even glance up at her she looks back and smiles at me and I forget how to read music amythical-llama This entire post just added 10 years to my life and soul wheeloffortune-design Once I was getting off the bus and there was a girl so beautiful next to me that tripped and walked into a bus pole damaramegido honestly me every time i see my gf, like holy shit, but also once in college i ran across this weird gothy/pseudo-victorian girl and she was so painfully pretty that i died blackkatmagic Once I met a girl so pretty I lost all ability to differentiate between languages and gave her my coffee order in three different ones mashed together She laughed at me, but that's okay, because she married me two years later) things-are-looking-up-oh-finally This thread ended in the best possible way. I hope yall stay pure tumblr reacts to pretty girls
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Beautiful, College, and Cute: 6slut you ever see girls that are so pretty that you don't know what to do with yourself debrides i made a pretty girl laugh wla silly joke and i got so flustered that i apologized Jaxxgarcia this pretty girl told me my hair was cute and touched it briefly and I couldn't orm full sentences for a solid 10 minutes boobyguy at a football game a pretty girl told me i was cute and she also called me kiddo and i couldnt play my instrument right for the rest of the night priestessamy every girl I see is pretty, I am in a constant state of paralysis bella-likes-nutella-and-acapella this pretty girl offered to teach me how to longboard and when she was teaching me how to balance she put her hands on my hips and I felt my soul leave my body bella-likes-nutella-and-acapella one time a pretty girl called me "gorgeous" and I was so shocked and flustered that I literally cried right in front of her alectually today a pretty girl walked me out of class and i was surprised when she kept walking even though we reached her bus stop and i asked her where she was heading and she said "oh i just wanted to walk you to wherever you're going and we both blushed batmanisagatewaydrug at work this summer there was a pretty girl who came in multiple times a week and every single day she showed up I would lose the ability to form coherent sentences for at least ten minutes emiliusthegreat A pretty cashier at the campus store told me I was pretty and I got so flustered that when I went back to my room I had to lay down for half an hour and my roommate was starting to get concerned bassflutes There's a REALLY pretty girl in my band class and she's three chairs away from me and every time I even glance up at her she looks back and smiles at me and I forget how to read music amythical-llama This entire post just added 10 years to my life and soul wheeloffortune-design Once I was getting off the bus and there was a girl so beautiful next to me that tripped and walked into a bus pole damaramegido honestly me every time i see my gf, like holy shit, but also once in college i ran across this weird gothy/pseudo-victorian girl and she was so painfully pretty that i died blackkatmagic Once I met a girl so pretty I lost all ability to differentiate between languages and gave her my coffee order in three different ones mashed together She laughed at me, but that's okay, because she married me two years later) things-are-looking-up-oh-finally This thread ended in the best possible way. I hope yall stay pure tumblr reacts to pretty girls
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Anna, Bad, and Come Over: pervocracy Well, this is a weird twist in the "trans military ban" story Trump never actually discussed anything with the Department of Defense or issued any kind of formal order. He just impulse- tweeted that trans people were banned. So for the moment, there's no actual policy change and trans people are still allowed, with trans healthcare still covered by military plans. I don't know if this situation will last for long, but it's a reminder of just how incompetent and unprofessional our would-be dictator is. He declared a major and extremely unpopular military policy change on Twitter, with no planning or consultation with the DoD at all, lied about discussing it with generals, and then he never actually put in the order. Hng I'm not gonna do a shouty rant-y caption about this again because it just puts me in a bad mood. But I have a wonderful story to tell instead. lgbtteensukstorytime So, yesterday (or the day before - I can't remember), I went to this café on the seafront and I ordered a salted caramel ice cream. THEn, this really hot waiter came over and I started blushing and he was super nice but that's not the bad part. TODAY, I went to another restaurant in Trevaskis and there was this bloody friggin waiter and he was like whEw DAMN he was just wHEW he was v good v good indeed. And he was one of the TWO male waiters out of the fifteen or so that worked there and he just haPPENED TO COME OVER TO OUR TABLE AND WAITER US which was embarrassing because I got flustered and started blushing again because y'know that's the sort of humiliating person I am. thEN for some reason I decided it would be a gLORioUS idea to take a couple of pictures of him when he wasn't looking but oH WELL he was LooKinG™ direcTLY at mE and then I just died and I never want to go to Cornwall again this is a pROBLem, people -Chance 🌸 - Credit for post goes to good ol' Anna

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Batman, Complex, and Joker: WHEN YOU HAVE TO BE THE ONE TO TELL YOUR FRIEND HER GUY IS NO GOOD FOR HER. OHISTORYOFTHEBATMAN Evening Gothamites! In our session "The ABC's of The Joker" we discussed Paul Dini's origin story for Joker's sidekick Harley Quinn, "Mad Love". This tale was created for the end of 'The New Batman Adventures' television series, airing January 11th, 1999. As Joker becomes flustered with trying to figure out the perfect way to kill the Batman, Harley's flirtations and simple suggestions anger him to the point he kicks her out of his hideout. Harley then thinks back on how she came to this point; before she was Joker's sidekick, she was the new psychiatrist at Arkham Asylum, Dr. Harleen Quinzel, whose first patient was the Joker. After telling stories of childhood abuse, trips to the circus and other tales 'opening up' to his therapist, Harleen eventually came to the conclusion that Joker wasn't the madman everyone has dubbed him to be, but a tortured and misunderstood individual who was always put down by Batman. She wanted to help, but instead with a mask, costume, prank toys all tied up in a red and black bow called Harley Quinn, busting Joker out of Arkham. Returning to the present, Harley decides to capture the Batman herself and get rid of him for good so she and Joker can live happily ever after. But after talking to Batman (voiced by Kevin Conroy), Harley (voiced by Arleen Sorkin) discovers those 'memories' Joker told her were just lies to fool her into trusting him, only caring about himself, never her. The end brings perhaps Batman's greatest escape art to the forefront, a hand to hand combat with Joker on a train and a heart broken Harley. Escorted back to Arkham, Harley tells herself 'never again. No more obsession, no more craziness, no more Joker. I finally see that slime for what he is: a murderous, manipulative, irredeemable...' and as she sees a get well soon card from 'J', she calls him angel. 'Mad Love' expands upon not only Harley's origin but also her relationship with Joker; however complex, abusive or manipulative, in the end its quite genuine how much of a mad love these two characters have for one another. Thanks for following and we'll have more History of the Batman soon! ✌🏼❤️🖤♦️🃏📺
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