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Bless Up, Blessed, and Fail: They ripped open their bed and Dear Medical Establishment, My name is smash, and u got me all the way fucked up. πŸ“ <- that right there? That's the location of where u, the medical cot damn establishment, got me all the way completely and without any doubt fucked the fuck up. Lemme splain u. I go in to get tested. Nurse hand me the results. I'm nervous. Should I be nervous? Of course I should be nervous - everybody sexually active should be nervous bc people be lion 🦁. And in this state of nervousness, y'all hand me some shit where it say <0.90. That's my result. Carrot, decimal. It used to say "non reactive". Now y'all give me equations. Y'all don't just say "u got the Ursher disease" or "u could live to smash another day". Nah. Y'all wanna give me motherfucking code words. Then I gotta flip the page and find that <0.90 mean negative. Then I gotta google it, come to find out that the Hurp level gotta be 1.1 or above or else I'm negative. Well was I close? Was it 0.1? Or was it 0.6 where I got a teensie weensie amount of Hurp? This pass-fail shit? Fuck y'all πŸ˜‚. (Editor's note: 0.6 would not be middle ground anyway. You have to be in the 0.9-1.1 range to be questionable TheMoreYouKnow.) In any event. Lemme get this shit straight. I come in to get tested and y'all gon put me back in middle school algebra. YALL πŸ‘ GOT πŸ‘ A πŸ‘ BROTHER πŸ‘ DOUBLE πŸ‘ FUCKED πŸ‘ UP πŸ‘ WITH πŸ‘ CHEESE πŸ‘. I wanna open a envelope. It should have no math equations on it. It should have no charts and graphs. IDGAF about your disclaimers. It should be one sheet of white paper. In the middle it should say "DD" (drippy dick) or "NDD" (non drippy dick). THAT'S ALL I WANT FROM YALL. OTHER THAN THAT, SHUT ALL THE WAY UP πŸ˜‚. Best regards, smash. P.s. I love it when I go get tested and make a fist and u nurses start telling me "ooooh u got nice veins 😍". Happens every time and y'all adorable for that. In fact it's a set-up for an amazing p0rno that I'll never shoot but if any of my followers are in Hollywood y'all should run with that and lemme do a cameo with a mask on (HECK IT MASK OFF) bless up πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ (pic: @alondraxaz)
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Apparently, Internet, and Memes: AT&T LTE VPN 11:33 AM Tweet Tru Respectful Memes 47% @krussykrabs So apparently I have a child and they've been doing naughty things on the internet ??????? Iwitter .ooo LTE VPN 10:01 AM Animal Jam HQ 9:55 AM to me GE ATTENTION! Dear Animal Jam Parent, This email is being sent in regards to your child's account (luca5724). This email is to inform you that this Animal Jam account has been temporarily suspended for 24 hours because of inappropriate behavior that violated the Animal Jam Rules Even though we have handled the situation in-game and our chat filter has kept most or all of this incident from entering the game world, this notice is being sent to the Parent Account email address we have on file as a courtesy because we believe that parents should be involved in their child's online experiences. We apologize for the vagueness of this email, but we are eager to help you understand the details and context of this issue. Feel free to contact our support team by replying to this email. Best regards, Animal Jam HQ Tweet your reply Home Explore Notifications Messages Me AT&T LTE VPN 11:34 AM Tweet Tru Respectful Memes γ„‘ @krussykrabs Imma find out what they did AT&T LTE MA 10:02 AM β–Ό Animal Jam HQ Re: Animal Jam Account SUSPENDED Hi! Can I ask what they did? On Fri, May 26, 2017 at 9:55 AM Animal Jam HQ -Concerned Mum@ <support@animaljam.com> wrote I GEOGRAP SMILEYS&PEOPLE Tweet your reply Home Explore Notifications Messages Me AT&T LTE VPN 11:34 AM Tweet iru Respecttul Memes β‘£ 47% @krussykrabs my newfound son said fuck apparently OO AT&T LTE VPN 11:31 AM Thank you for contacting Animal Jam Support Headquarters. We understand that you have some concerns regarding a suspension that was placed orn your Animal Jam account. For the incident in question, chat activity logged under the user account luca57241 include inappropriate language. Here at Animal Jam, we employ a state-of-the-art filtration system to keep all players as safe as possible. o use Please note that any action or changes made on an Animal Jam Play Wild! account will also action or change the same account on the Animal Jam website. This occurs whether the change or action is done on the Animal Jam website account or the Animal Jam Play Wild! account. ver 17-05-26 10:55:39 luca5724 f*ck Because Animal Jam cares deeply about the Tweet your reply Home Explore Notifications Messages Me theawesomeadventurer: theawesomeadventurer: theawesomeadventurer: bigblackcrocs: theawesomeadventurer: I don’t know who used my email as their parent email but this is the funniest thing that’s happened to me all week Discipline your child apparently I can change the password on the account but I’m wondering if that’s too evil πŸ˜©πŸ˜‚ *hacker voice* im in for those curious the new password isΒ β€œdontsayfuck”  lmaooo okay now this is just getting wild tell me why this kid made a new account and STILL used my email as their parent email like what is happening my son is out of control
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