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Click, Fucking, and Funny: N THE text in MSPa Do r rotate omegapausestuck: koobaxion: alphaplayfree: alienpapacy: you ever see an image and think “i may see something as funny as this again, but never anything funnier” ALL RIGHT YOU LITTLE SHITS GET READY TO LEARN SOMETHING yOU WANNA ROTATE TEXT?! well mod 5ider has got the fucking t r i c k s homie Step one: Type something. P E R F E C T. sTEP TWO: FIND THE RESIZE OPTION. You see that little resize button on your menu? Yeah, that’s the one. you can just click that shit! On older versions of MS Paint there isn’t this option, but you can always find it with a quick right-click. THERE IT FUCKING IS!!!!!  STEP THREE: STRETCH AND SKEW When you click resize, this menu comes up. I’m sure you all have seen this menu before, but for those who don’t, I’ll clue you in. The top options control the length and respective width of your artwork. you can choose to alter them separately, or all together Using that little “Maintain Aspect Ration” checkbox there, but that’s not important right now. wHat we’re focusing on is that skew option on the botttom. with that you can t i l t whatever image yuo have on your screen to the left to the right up and down. “BUT 5IDER!!!!!” you say, “THAT DOESN’T LOOK ROTATED AT ALL” wELL HOLD ON TO YOUR LUG NUTS BECAUSE I T ’ S T I M E F O R STEP 4: ULTRA COMBOOOOOOOO!!!!! now, comes the fun part. unlike its aspect ratio locked cousin, the stretch and skew options work independently from one another. So, you can do things like  and But that’s neither here nor there… what gets REALLY interesting is when your ratios are in opposite directions.. HOME RUN! Now, before I let you go, I found out through trial and error that an angle doesn’t exactly match up with its negative dimension… (Step 5: Angular ratios) See? there’s a little offset between vertical and horizontal if your expect your text to appear natural instead of tilted. The only places that this offset reaches zero is at 90° (of course) and the rare and extremely dangerous 45° rotations. Fortunately, I’ve already mapped out a few angles that I find are very useful in my works so, for your viewing pleasure… i present my handy dandy graph All you have to do is match up your desired angle up to its respective complement and you have quickly and efficiently rotated your first word in MS Paint. Have fun! You know, you guys really seemed to enjoy this post. Should I do more MS Paint tutorials in the future?
Autocorrect, Tumblr, and Wow: Book Lady @gailwald reminder that using "anti-semite instead of "antisemite" is literally incorrect and I DESPISE the fact that autocorrect doesn't recognize the correct form of the word 8:22 PM 12 Jun 18 l View Tweet activity 5 Retweets 5 Likes Book Lady @gailwald antisemitism was a word created by german "scientists" to replace the older word "judenhass" and is specifically defined as hatred of jews. 8:22 PM 12 Jun 18 View Tweet activity 3 Retweets 3 Likes Book Lad;y @gailwald when you separate "anti" from "semite" you are suggesting that there is some concept called "semitism" that exists separately from antisemitism, which "anti- semitism" opposes. that's not what it is. 8:22 PM 12 Jun 18 l View Tweet activity 3 Retweets 5 Likes Book Lady @gailwald keep in mind that "semitic languages" was not a widely used term at the time, and in any case, that's not what antisemitism is about. therefore, the daslh in "anti-semitism" is incorrect. use antisemitism, one word, no hyphen. thanks 8:22 PM 12 Jun 18 View Tweet activity 6 Retweets 4 Likes thecringeandwincefactory: motherbychoice: sheisawonder: I’ve spoken up about this before, and it might seem nitpicky, but it’s the difference that lets people claim that being antisemitic isn’t even about Jews. Oh wow. I had no clue. If y'all see me do this, call me out please. “It’s the difference that lets people claim that being antisemitic isn’t even about Jews.”

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Ass, Bitch, and Crazy: One time I was playing the sims and I wanted to make me and mike but l wanted to make us separately and have us meet. But when I moved into my house, I had this sexy ass neighbor. I figured I could have a fling with him and break it off and get with Mike later but then the neighbors kid got attached to me and I couldn't just end it when I was so close to his daughter. I really cared about him too. So the only thing I could do was have it end in tragedy. That way I wouldn't have to break up with the guy and I could adopt his daughter to stay close to her. He passed away peacefully on fire in the kitchen. Now in previous games, when a kid is taken away by CPS, the next kid you adopt is the same kid. Welp that didn't carry over into sims 4 so the daughter ended up being taken away and erased from the game by the great sims deity. l'm a sentimental man, so l kept neighbor mans tombstone around. I'd occasionally chat with his ghost, but he seemed cold to me. I can't help but thinking he was a bit mad his daughter no longer existed. But this escalated once I started seeing Mike. His ethereal visits became more frequent and more hostile, usually breaking my electronics or creating a mess. But he went overboard when he started the fire. Being a sim the died in a fire, his ghost had certain abilities specific to his death (setting fires). He got pissed because I kissed Mike so he set my couch on fire that ended up barricading us in the bedroom. Now l couldn't find the fire alarm in buy mode and I hadn't had the foresight to predict my spiteful ghost died-in a-fire ex boyfriend would be an afterlife arsonist to care about it that much so a lot of the house had burned by the time l could get the FD there. After having almost nothing covered by insurance (thanks Obama), Mike sat me down to have a talk with me. While l couldn't understand him, l imagine he said What the fuck you need to deal with your crazy ass ex boyfriend ghost. This never would have happened if you weren't a thirst little sim bitch and dated me first." I approached the grave. It was time to release him. He was waiting for me. He knew this was the end. That after this, there was no coming back from the afterlife. I know he tried to kill me, and he knows I got his daughter deleted, but at that moment, it was just like old times. Telling each other jokes 27 times in a row until he would have sex with me We had a final ghostly embrace and he was gone. I sold his tombstone for 300 bucks and bought a microwave The Crazy Ass Ex Boyfriend Ghost
Confidence, Definitely, and Gif: 6:49 ia Hey David, I've been very busy. And I just realized that I never responded to your last message, I'm extremely sorry about that In response to your question, fine I'lI tell you but don't say I didn't warn youu I actually have a boyfriend. Sexually he's very dominant with me, which is amazing coz that's what I love However, lately I've wanted to put him in the opposite end of things and have him be dominated. Except that I don't want to be the one doing it nor do I want to witness it because he's still my dom and I don't want that image to be tarnished in my head by seeing him be submissive So as outrageous as it sounds, I want a guy to do it for me...to sexually dominate him In return, that guy would then get to borrow me and have some time with me separately Yeah definitely wasn't expecting that That's cool though no judgements at all Although you might want to change you bio to something that eludes to that It would save you time Today 8:59 p.m. May I ask why you're not? Not what? Lol Not judging Not down l'd be down to do stuff with you but the way you seem to explain it is that I have do something with your boyfriend first I'm not bi Kinda why I think you should change your bio - then you could put looking for bi dudes. Save you time This has nothing to do with labels or sexuality, it comes down to your confidence in your own sexuality. One physical act doesn't determine ones sexuality. For example, if a gay guy was to get a BJ from a girl, does it now all of a sudden make him straight? No it doesn't, he's still gay because his desire is in men. Same thing applies here Plus it's not like I've asked you to kiss him or suck his dick. You're just receiving head, that's all...that doesn't make you "gay" or anything like that. GIF Type a message Come on, let my boyfriend suck your dick