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fleur-cannnon: afairlypudgycat: whiskeyworen: jaxblade: norseminuteman: red-faced-wolf: kasaron: bears-for-the-bear-god: the-goddamn-doomguy: captainsnoop: big dick energy Exactly the kind of response Doomguy should get when he walks into a room with other humans. This is genuinely beyond big dick energy It’s honestly Argent Phallus Energy (APE) Holy shit Everyone is talking about key-card guy, but my favorite is the dude who tries to hide behind his swivel chair. Babe, babe, No, Doomguy jumps dick first into hell portals on an hourly basis and pops berserker power ups like your mom pops xanax. That chair aint doin SHIT.  Also I love how they don’t just seem to be afraid of the fact that the apex predator of the Legions of Armageddon just walked in. They are acting like they think he might attack them, because you know the UAC has waged a serious PR war against Doom-Chad while he’s been kicking ass on Mars/Hell.   ALPHA AF!!! I just love the fact that DoomGuy spots the keycard on the dude’s lanyard, and instead of doing a vicious yank, or simply snapping it off the lanyard like he always does, he very, VERY carefully takes it, and slowly pulls the dude to the scanner, before letting him go.For a dude filled with eternal rage and seething violence, that was remarkably polite of him. It was almost his “…Excuse me. I require this. Pardon my reach.”Then that poor marine. “Hey YOU! You can’t… be… here…” DoomGuy just casually approaches, looks at him, looks at his gun, and then still remarkably politely, just takes it. Doesn’t wrench it away, or kill the guy, or anything violent. Just reaches out and retrieves it. Again, like “You are doing a fine job. That’s a fine weapon. Mind if I see it? *takes it and walks away*”It’s as if he’s being very, VERY careful not to harm normal humans (or whatever augmented humans those armored marines qualify as), saving his violence specifically for the Daemonic.Kinda supports my idea that DoomGuy isn’t neccessarily a bloodthirsty raging psycho. He’s a guy who has seen so much, done SO MUCH… that he’s calm. He’s so far beyond wrath at the demons that he’s entered a weird Calm and just LIVES there. Nothing shakes him of it. He doesn’t grunt, he doesn’t yell, he doesn’t scream, he just breathes and moves on. New demon? Well, it’ll bleed like the last. He doesn’t revel in combat, he just moves through it like walking through air; it’s a function of existence for him. Doomguy dissociating 100% of the time Within the first few minutes of Doom 2016 and throughout much of the remainder of the game it’s clear that Doomguy values human life A LOT. Humans are never his enemy, it’s the demons. He looks at the dead man in the elevator as Hayden says something along the lines of “I swear it was for the greater good.” Doomguy sees right in front of him it wasn’t, and I betcha right then Doomguy was against Hayden. Doomguy doesn’t take kindly to crimes against humanity, even if accidental.: fleur-cannnon: afairlypudgycat: whiskeyworen: jaxblade: norseminuteman: red-faced-wolf: kasaron: bears-for-the-bear-god: the-goddamn-doomguy: captainsnoop: big dick energy Exactly the kind of response Doomguy should get when he walks into a room with other humans. This is genuinely beyond big dick energy It’s honestly Argent Phallus Energy (APE) Holy shit Everyone is talking about key-card guy, but my favorite is the dude who tries to hide behind his swivel chair. Babe, babe, No, Doomguy jumps dick first into hell portals on an hourly basis and pops berserker power ups like your mom pops xanax. That chair aint doin SHIT.  Also I love how they don’t just seem to be afraid of the fact that the apex predator of the Legions of Armageddon just walked in. They are acting like they think he might attack them, because you know the UAC has waged a serious PR war against Doom-Chad while he’s been kicking ass on Mars/Hell.   ALPHA AF!!! I just love the fact that DoomGuy spots the keycard on the dude’s lanyard, and instead of doing a vicious yank, or simply snapping it off the lanyard like he always does, he very, VERY carefully takes it, and slowly pulls the dude to the scanner, before letting him go.For a dude filled with eternal rage and seething violence, that was remarkably polite of him. It was almost his “…Excuse me. I require this. Pardon my reach.”Then that poor marine. “Hey YOU! You can’t… be… here…” DoomGuy just casually approaches, looks at him, looks at his gun, and then still remarkably politely, just takes it. Doesn’t wrench it away, or kill the guy, or anything violent. Just reaches out and retrieves it. Again, like “You are doing a fine job. That’s a fine weapon. Mind if I see it? *takes it and walks away*”It’s as if he’s being very, VERY careful not to harm normal humans (or whatever augmented humans those armored marines qualify as), saving his violence specifically for the Daemonic.Kinda supports my idea that DoomGuy isn’t neccessarily a bloodthirsty raging psycho. He’s a guy who has seen so much, done SO MUCH… that he’s calm. He’s so far beyond wrath at the demons that he’s entered a weird Calm and just LIVES there. Nothing shakes him of it. He doesn’t grunt, he doesn’t yell, he doesn’t scream, he just breathes and moves on. New demon? Well, it’ll bleed like the last. He doesn’t revel in combat, he just moves through it like walking through air; it’s a function of existence for him. Doomguy dissociating 100% of the time Within the first few minutes of Doom 2016 and throughout much of the remainder of the game it’s clear that Doomguy values human life A LOT. Humans are never his enemy, it’s the demons. He looks at the dead man in the elevator as Hayden says something along the lines of “I swear it was for the greater good.” Doomguy sees right in front of him it wasn’t, and I betcha right then Doomguy was against Hayden. Doomguy doesn’t take kindly to crimes against humanity, even if accidental.
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jabberwockypie: patrickat: bernardperroud: Utroba Cave in the Rhodope mountains, Bulgaria. Carved by hand more than 3000 years ago (?), it was rediscovered in 2001. Archeologists hypothesize that an altar built at the end of the cave, which is about 22 m deep, represents either the cervix or the uterus. At midday, light seeps into the temple through an opening in the ceiling, projecting an image of a phallus on to the floor. When the sun is at the right angle, in late February or early March, the phallus grows longer and reaches the alter, symbolically fertilizing the womb before the sowing of the spring crops. These people were drawing dicks on the ground with the sun in 1000 BCE. All you fools messing with Sharpies need to step up your game. “Hee! That looks kind of like-” “Come on, self, don’t make it weird.  It’s just a cave.” *reads article* “Oh.” : jabberwockypie: patrickat: bernardperroud: Utroba Cave in the Rhodope mountains, Bulgaria. Carved by hand more than 3000 years ago (?), it was rediscovered in 2001. Archeologists hypothesize that an altar built at the end of the cave, which is about 22 m deep, represents either the cervix or the uterus. At midday, light seeps into the temple through an opening in the ceiling, projecting an image of a phallus on to the floor. When the sun is at the right angle, in late February or early March, the phallus grows longer and reaches the alter, symbolically fertilizing the womb before the sowing of the spring crops. These people were drawing dicks on the ground with the sun in 1000 BCE. All you fools messing with Sharpies need to step up your game. “Hee! That looks kind of like-” “Come on, self, don’t make it weird.  It’s just a cave.” *reads article* “Oh.”
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<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://alwaysabeautifullife.tumblr.com/post/134906555892">alwaysabeautifullife</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://shitantichoiceprotesterssay.tumblr.com/post/134892508312">shitantichoiceprotesterssay</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>The anti-Catholicism of AHA is unhinged</p> </blockquote> <p>The theological understanding of Catholicism in the post is equal to my understanding of reading an entire book with my eyes closed while I sit in a tub of near boiling water. I have heard a lot of strange anti Catholic theories, but this by far takes the cake, the bakery, and the stray cat behind the building. It isn’t an insult that is based on any sort of “educated” hatred, criticism, or anti-Catholic theology, it’s just random, crazed blabbering, and I feel extreme second hand embarrassment and sadness for this person, honestly. Did they spin a wheel that listed insults on it? Did they pull the words out of a hat? Do they know what the male sex organ actually looks like?</p> </blockquote> <p>I had to stop following AHA because of their rampant anti-Catholic insanity. I mean Catholics are probably some of the largest group of pro-life allies available and constantly alienate them is baffling.</p>: .oo Verizon 9:12 PM Q Search Law-breakers. Jeffery Fish What would you expect from the largest pagan sex cult in the world? They worship the sun and moon god and goddess and have built the largest fertility temples ever known (except for maybe their ancestral Tower of Babel). Look here at the world's largest phallus (penis) which incorporates "St. Peter's" Square. 10 hours ago 2 View 1 previous reply... D Garfias Maria 4 News Feed Requests Messenger Notifications More <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://alwaysabeautifullife.tumblr.com/post/134906555892">alwaysabeautifullife</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://shitantichoiceprotesterssay.tumblr.com/post/134892508312">shitantichoiceprotesterssay</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>The anti-Catholicism of AHA is unhinged</p> </blockquote> <p>The theological understanding of Catholicism in the post is equal to my understanding of reading an entire book with my eyes closed while I sit in a tub of near boiling water. I have heard a lot of strange anti Catholic theories, but this by far takes the cake, the bakery, and the stray cat behind the building. It isn’t an insult that is based on any sort of “educated” hatred, criticism, or anti-Catholic theology, it’s just random, crazed blabbering, and I feel extreme second hand embarrassment and sadness for this person, honestly. Did they spin a wheel that listed insults on it? Did they pull the words out of a hat? Do they know what the male sex organ actually looks like?</p> </blockquote> <p>I had to stop following AHA because of their rampant anti-Catholic insanity. I mean Catholics are probably some of the largest group of pro-life allies available and constantly alienate them is baffling.</p>
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meme-mage: Top Ten (Possibly Offensive) things to do in Tokyo Looking for something to do in Tokyo? Moving to Japan? Well, here are 10 things you can do that are interesting, fun, and may possibly offend your friends or family. Enjoy!1. Kagaya Restaurant2. Ikizukuri, watching the nerve effect on a dead fish, (then eating it)3. Sumo Wrestling AKATSU Sumo Exercise in Ryogoku Stationhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NM6cf… (AKATSU GOES TO THE APOLLO)4. Parasite Museum5. Guinness Book of World Records: World’s shortest escalator. Puchicalator6. Diana Female Wrestling http://www-diana.com/7. Print clubs, many arcades but tons in Harakuji8. Golden Gai club at Shinjuku red light district kabukicho9. Many different restaurants, peeing video games (Ikkyu izakaya chain restaurant)10. Kanamara Matsuri Fertility Festival Festival of the Steel Phallus Kawasaki Daishi on Easter DayBonus: Whack a mole game, Sex Museum in Atami, located a few steps from Atami Castle. : NEW! ht L 10 (POSSIBLY OFFENSIVE) THINGS TO DO IN TOKYO meme-mage: Top Ten (Possibly Offensive) things to do in Tokyo Looking for something to do in Tokyo? Moving to Japan? Well, here are 10 things you can do that are interesting, fun, and may possibly offend your friends or family. Enjoy!1. Kagaya Restaurant2. Ikizukuri, watching the nerve effect on a dead fish, (then eating it)3. Sumo Wrestling AKATSU Sumo Exercise in Ryogoku Stationhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NM6cf… (AKATSU GOES TO THE APOLLO)4. Parasite Museum5. Guinness Book of World Records: World’s shortest escalator. Puchicalator6. Diana Female Wrestling http://www-diana.com/7. Print clubs, many arcades but tons in Harakuji8. Golden Gai club at Shinjuku red light district kabukicho9. Many different restaurants, peeing video games (Ikkyu izakaya chain restaurant)10. Kanamara Matsuri Fertility Festival Festival of the Steel Phallus Kawasaki Daishi on Easter DayBonus: Whack a mole game, Sex Museum in Atami, located a few steps from Atami Castle.

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meme-mage: Top Ten (Possibly Offensive) things to do in Tokyo Looking for something to do in Tokyo? Moving to Japan? Well, here are 10 things you can do that are interesting, fun, and may possibly offend your friends or family. Enjoy!1. Kagaya Restaurant2. Ikizukuri, watching the nerve effect on a dead fish, (then eating it)3. Sumo Wrestling AKATSU Sumo Exercise in Ryogoku Stationhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NM6cf… (AKATSU GOES TO THE APOLLO)4. Parasite Museum5. Guinness Book of World Records: World’s shortest escalator. Puchicalator6. Diana Female Wrestling http://www-diana.com/7. Print clubs, many arcades but tons in Harakuji8. Golden Gai club at Shinjuku red light district kabukicho9. Many different restaurants, peeing video games (Ikkyu izakaya chain restaurant)10. Kanamara Matsuri Fertility Festival Festival of the Steel Phallus Kawasaki Daishi on Easter DayBonus: Whack a mole game, Sex Museum in Atami, located a few steps from Atami Castle. : NEW! ht L 10 (POSSIBLY OFFENSIVE) THINGS TO DO IN TOKYO meme-mage: Top Ten (Possibly Offensive) things to do in Tokyo Looking for something to do in Tokyo? Moving to Japan? Well, here are 10 things you can do that are interesting, fun, and may possibly offend your friends or family. Enjoy!1. Kagaya Restaurant2. Ikizukuri, watching the nerve effect on a dead fish, (then eating it)3. Sumo Wrestling AKATSU Sumo Exercise in Ryogoku Stationhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NM6cf… (AKATSU GOES TO THE APOLLO)4. Parasite Museum5. Guinness Book of World Records: World’s shortest escalator. Puchicalator6. Diana Female Wrestling http://www-diana.com/7. Print clubs, many arcades but tons in Harakuji8. Golden Gai club at Shinjuku red light district kabukicho9. Many different restaurants, peeing video games (Ikkyu izakaya chain restaurant)10. Kanamara Matsuri Fertility Festival Festival of the Steel Phallus Kawasaki Daishi on Easter DayBonus: Whack a mole game, Sex Museum in Atami, located a few steps from Atami Castle.

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meme-mage: Top Ten (Possibly Offensive) things to do in Tokyo Looking for something to do in Tokyo? Moving to Japan? Well, here are 10 things you can do that are interesting, fun, and may possibly offend your friends or family. Enjoy!1. Kagaya Restaurant2. Ikizukuri, watching the nerve effect on a dead fish, (then eating it)3. Sumo Wrestling AKATSU Sumo Exercise in Ryogoku Stationhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NM6cf… (AKATSU GOES TO THE APOLLO)4. Parasite Museum5. Guinness Book of World Records: World’s shortest escalator. Puchicalator6. Diana Female Wrestling http://www-diana.com/7. Print clubs, many arcades but tons in Harakuji8. Golden Gai club at Shinjuku red light district kabukicho9. Many different restaurants, peeing video games (Ikkyu izakaya chain restaurant)10. Kanamara Matsuri Fertility Festival Festival of the Steel Phallus Kawasaki Daishi on Easter DayBonus: Whack a mole game, Sex Museum in Atami, located a few steps from Atami Castle. : NEW! ht L 10 (POSSIBLY OFFENSIVE) THINGS TO DO IN TOKYO meme-mage: Top Ten (Possibly Offensive) things to do in Tokyo Looking for something to do in Tokyo? Moving to Japan? Well, here are 10 things you can do that are interesting, fun, and may possibly offend your friends or family. Enjoy!1. Kagaya Restaurant2. Ikizukuri, watching the nerve effect on a dead fish, (then eating it)3. Sumo Wrestling AKATSU Sumo Exercise in Ryogoku Stationhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NM6cf… (AKATSU GOES TO THE APOLLO)4. Parasite Museum5. Guinness Book of World Records: World’s shortest escalator. Puchicalator6. Diana Female Wrestling http://www-diana.com/7. Print clubs, many arcades but tons in Harakuji8. Golden Gai club at Shinjuku red light district kabukicho9. Many different restaurants, peeing video games (Ikkyu izakaya chain restaurant)10. Kanamara Matsuri Fertility Festival Festival of the Steel Phallus Kawasaki Daishi on Easter DayBonus: Whack a mole game, Sex Museum in Atami, located a few steps from Atami Castle.

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<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://infinitystops.tumblr.com/post/69808954936/holy-fuck">infinitystops</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>HOLY FUCK</p> </blockquote>: BiC Bic Uk Limited Chaplin House Widewater Place Moochall Road Harefield Mddieser UB9 5NS Dear Mr Harríson, Thank you very much for your letter bringing our attention to your faulty BIC ren, We produce 1.7 billion BIC pens in different vareties every year so unfortunately we cannot test each and every ne Having spoken to our team of engineers, we cannot ascertain why one of the medium point BIC crystal ball point pens that you purchased "only draws massive cocks". We have never heard of this occurring previously and we couldn't recreate this anomaly so we can only assume that this pen was temporarily possessed and we will drop it off at a local church for exorcism. Hopefully it won't accidentally end up next to the marriage register We are sorry to hear that this pen ruined your Grandmother's Birthday card and that you must now sign for credit card purchases by "penning an eormous phallus". Luckily, Chip and Pin is prevalent throughout the UK. As an apology, I have enclosed 5x fine point BIC Orange stick pens for your usage l have personally tested each one for erroneous genitalia production and these seem to be OK Yes, the pen lids are very good for scratching in your ears and blowing through e lids is a great way to annoy people, No, we have never received any reports of our orange BIC disposable razors shaving penises into things Many thanks, Edgar Hernandez Advertising and Promotional Products. <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://infinitystops.tumblr.com/post/69808954936/holy-fuck">infinitystops</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>HOLY FUCK</p> </blockquote>
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