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9gag, Bad, and Club: ASA LONGTIMEMEMBER TD LIKE TO SHARE A FEW COMMEN/UNCOMMEN KNOWN AND WIERD FACTS/OLD RULES IN 9GAG 1.THE NAME "OGAG ORIGINATED FROM THE TIME WHEN EACH PAGE ONLY HAD9 POSTIGAGSL INSTEAD OF UNLIMİTED SCROLLING. 2. FRESH AND TRENDING WAS NAMED VOTE. WHEN THE "GIRLS SECTION ARRIVED IT QUICKLY BECAMEA GIF PORN SECTION. 3. LONG POST WAS HATED AND THE COMMUNITY ALWAYS DEMAND印A POTATO PICTURE AND THETEXT "SORRY FOR THE LONG POST AT THE BOTTOM OFTHE POSI OTHERWISE PEOPLE WOULD SPAM TLDR" ITOO LONG, DIDNT READT IT USED TO BE ALMOST IMPOSSBLE TO REACH HOT WITH A REPOSTAS THE COMMUNITY WAS SMALL PEOPLE WOULD SPAM REEEEEEPOST IM COMMENTS AND REPORT THE POST 5. THE REASON WHY VETERANS 9GAGGERS ARE COMPLAINING ABOUT THE PRESENT 9GAG, IS BECAUSE IT USED TO BEA REALLY SMALL, WIERD AND NERDY COMMUNITY. AS IT GREW, THE POSTS AND TMEMES CHANGED INTO WHAT IT IS TODAY I STILL HERE THO. 6. THERE USED TO BEA "DARK COMMUNITY IN 9GAG, POSTING DISGUSTING POSTS LIKE ILLIGAL PORN, GOREAND MORE ITS GONE NOW,I THINK 1. BACK IN THE DAY ALL THE POSTS IN FUNF[NOW HOTI USED TO RAGECOMIC AND MEMES 8.AN USER ONCE MADE A SUMMARY POST ABOUT THE APPARENCE OF MEMES. HE COUNTED SEVERAL THOUSAND OF POSTS TO ANALYZEIT AND GIVE APPARENCE % SICK SHT DUDE 9. THERE ARE SEVERAL FAMOUS 9GAGGER ACCOUNTS. THERE WAS EVEN A 9GAGGER A FEW YEARS AGO GIVING FREE KEBAB TO 9GAG USERS. HE MADE A FORTUNE ON IT SORRY FOR THE LONG POST. HERE IS YOUR POTATO AND I'M VERY SORRY FOR THE BAD ENGLISH ITS MY THIRD LANGUAGE laughoutloud-club: Old school rules and sayings. Sorry for bad english
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9gag, Bad, and Community: ASA LONGTIMEMEMBER TD LIKE TO SHARE A FEW COMMEN/UNCOMMEN KNOWN AND WIERD FACTS/OLD RULES IN 9GAG 1.THE NAME "OGAG ORIGINATED FROM THE TIME WHEN EACH PAGE ONLY HAD9 POSTIGAGSL INSTEAD OF UNLIMİTED SCROLLING. 2. FRESH AND TRENDING WAS NAMED VOTE. WHEN THE "GIRLS SECTION ARRIVED IT QUICKLY BECAMEA GIF PORN SECTION. 3. LONG POST WAS HATED AND THE COMMUNITY ALWAYS DEMAND印A POTATO PICTURE AND THETEXT "SORRY FOR THE LONG POST AT THE BOTTOM OFTHE POSI OTHERWISE PEOPLE WOULD SPAM TLDR" ITOO LONG, DIDNT READT IT USED TO BE ALMOST IMPOSSBLE TO REACH HOT WITH A REPOSTAS THE COMMUNITY WAS SMALL PEOPLE WOULD SPAM REEEEEEPOST IM COMMENTS AND REPORT THE POST 5. THE REASON WHY VETERANS 9GAGGERS ARE COMPLAINING ABOUT THE PRESENT 9GAG, IS BECAUSE IT USED TO BEA REALLY SMALL, WIERD AND NERDY COMMUNITY. AS IT GREW, THE POSTS AND TMEMES CHANGED INTO WHAT IT IS TODAY I STILL HERE THO. 6. THERE USED TO BEA "DARK COMMUNITY IN 9GAG, POSTING DISGUSTING POSTS LIKE ILLIGAL PORN, GOREAND MORE ITS GONE NOW,I THINK 1. BACK IN THE DAY ALL THE POSTS IN FUNF[NOW HOTI USED TO RAGECOMIC AND MEMES 8.AN USER ONCE MADE A SUMMARY POST ABOUT THE APPARENCE OF MEMES. HE COUNTED SEVERAL THOUSAND OF POSTS TO ANALYZEIT AND GIVE APPARENCE % SICK SHT DUDE 9. THERE ARE SEVERAL FAMOUS 9GAGGER ACCOUNTS. THERE WAS EVEN A 9GAGGER A FEW YEARS AGO GIVING FREE KEBAB TO 9GAG USERS. HE MADE A FORTUNE ON IT SORRY FOR THE LONG POST. HERE IS YOUR POTATO AND I'M VERY SORRY FOR THE BAD ENGLISH ITS MY THIRD LANGUAGE Old school rules and sayings. Sorry for bad english
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Brains, College, and Comfortable: arcticfoxbear Humans Are Weird So there has been a bit of what if humans were the weird ones?" going around tumbir at the moment and Earth Day got me thinking Earth is a wonky place, the axis tits, the orbit wobbles, and the ground spews molten rock for goodness sakes. What it what makes humans weird is just our capacity to survive? What if all the other life bearing planets are these mild, Mediterranean climates with no seasons, no tectonic plates, and no intense weather? what if several species (including humans) land on a world and the humans are all SCOREI Earth like worldl Lets get exploring before we get out competear And the planet starts offing the other aliens right and et, electrid storms, hypothermia, tornadoes and the humans are just there. counting seconds between riashes, having snowball fights, and just surviving To paraphrase one of my favorite bits of a humans are awesome fiction megapost you don't know you're from a Death World until you leave it" For a ton of reasons, I really like the idea of Earth being Space Australa crazy-pages Alen: "Tm sorry what did you just say your comfortable temperature range is? Human-H0ถesty we can tolerate anywhere from-40 to 50 Celcius but we prefer the 0 to 30 range AlienI'm sorry, did you just list temperatures below freezing? Human: "Yeah, but most of us prefer to throw on scarves or jackets at those temperatures it can be a bt nippy Other human Nah mate, I knew this guy in college who refused to wear anything past his knees and elbows until it was -20 at least. Human: Heh Alilen And did you also say 50 Celcius? As in, hair way to bolling?" Human: Eugh Yes it sucks, we sweat everywhere, and god helip you it you Yeah everybody knows someone like that touch a seatbelt buckle, but yes Aen We've got like 50 uninhabitable planets we think you might enjoy val tashoth Youre telling me that you have. settiements On islands with active volcanism? well yeah i'm not about to tell Iceland and Hawail how to live their lives Actually, it's kind of a tourist attraction What, the moften rock? Well yeahl It's not every day you see a mountain spew out iquid rocks! The best one is Yelowstone, though All these hot springs and geysers from the YOU ACTIVELY SEEK OUT ACTIVE SUPERVOLCANOES? Shit, man, we swim in the groundwater near them. Sounds like the "Damned trlogy by Alan Dean Foster the-grand author And you say the poles of your world would get as low as negative one hundred with wind chit? Yup, with blizzards you cant see through every other day just about Amazingl when did you manage to send drones that could survive such temperatures? well, actually what? ..what?" we sent no yeah I heard you I just- what? You sent.. HUMANS. to a place one hundred degrees below treezing? y-yeah and they didnt. die? Well the first few did PEOPLE DIED OF THE COLD AND YOUR SOLUTION WAS TO SEND MORE PEOPLE32212121 But surely you have records of volcanic activity doing tremendous damage to human settlements Yep. Pompeii is legendary. Entire cities went Towns buried under lava, peoples brains boiled in the first rush of heat, loads more kißed by falling ah, good, they learned their lesson and didn't build there again wel Are you serniously telling me this volcano is legendary for kiling several urban conurbations and you built on top of it AGAIN? In our defence it hasn't actually done it since What about earthquake-prone areas? Tell me you're at least vaguely sensibile about those Oh yeah After the first major earthquake that flattens a city, we budd them better 159.505 notes Humans are wierd
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Apparently, Memes, and Cake: apparently its my cake day. so dump of memes and generally wierd photos (stolen)

apparently its my cake day. so dump of memes and generally wierd photos (stolen)

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Alive, Animals, and Dad: Megan Monday 8:01 PM I dont think you're ready for the level of wierd shit I can message you Monday 8:36 PM I always like telling people the story of my first dog, Rusty. We called him that because when he was just a lil pup he stepped on a rusty nail and got tetanus. Unfortunately we had to amputate his leg but he was still the happiest three-legged dog you've ever seen. Not as happy as a 4 legged dog obviously but still pretty happy. One day though he stepped on a rusty nail again and we couldn't afford the medical bills so my dad had to put him down. The last night I spent with Rusty is probably my most shameful yet emotional memory of all time. I wanted to give him a goodbye treat and have something to remember him by so I decided to do our favorite tradition. I slathered up my balls with peanut butter and let hin lick it off. I just wasnt ready to let go so I did it again and again all night hoping morning would never come By the time Rusty's last morning came we went through 3 tubs of peanut butter and my balls were sore and bleeding, but it was worth it to say goodbye to my buddy We had Rusty's funeral while he was still alive, which was a little un orthodox but whatever, 1 had never been to a dog funeral before and I didnt know how they would work. My father, who was a preacher ave the eulogy and told the whole family that the Lord cares not for animals, as they are inferior species to Humans, who were created in his own likeness. Suffice it to say. Rusty was going to burn in hell for all eternity for no reason other than that he wasnt human-I guess not all dogs go to heaven. The funeral ended with a viking-style funeral pyre, which Rusty was placed on top of. I protested to my father but he insisted that he was supposed to be alive atop the pyre. His howls atop that burning pile of tires will forever be the most beautifully haunting sound I have ever heard, etched into my mind and resurfacing in my nightmares as I sleep. After the service my dad made me sweep up all the ashes because "You need to learn how to clean up after your pets Sent Her bio said please message me some weird shit
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Bad, Bill Nye, and Blade: RRT Industries, Ltd. @RRTIndustries imagine if the dude from Captain Kangaroo starting thinking he was an actual ship captain and went around lecturing people on maritime navigation, law, logistics, etc that's exactly what @BillNye did but with science 12:45 PM 06 Dec 17 <p><a href="http://rabbittiddy.tumblr.com/post/169338857563/sosungalittleclodofclay-rabbittiddy" class="tumblr_blog">rabbittiddy</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://sosungalittleclodofclay.tumblr.com/post/169338213883/rabbittiddy-sosungalittleclodofclay" class="tumblr_blog">sosungalittleclodofclay</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="http://rabbittiddy.tumblr.com/post/169337983338/sosungalittleclodofclay-rabbittiddy" class="tumblr_blog">rabbittiddy</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://sosungalittleclodofclay.tumblr.com/post/169337454458/rabbittiddy-sosungalittleclodofclay" class="tumblr_blog">sosungalittleclodofclay</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://rabbittiddy.tumblr.com/post/169329358063/sosungalittleclodofclay-rabbittiddy" class="tumblr_blog">rabbittiddy</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://sosungalittleclodofclay.tumblr.com/post/169328548058/rabbittiddy-reasonandempathy-keyhollow" class="tumblr_blog">sosungalittleclodofclay</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://rabbittiddy.tumblr.com/post/169326565428/reasonandempathy-keyhollow" class="tumblr_blog">rabbittiddy</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://reasonandempathy.tumblr.com/post/169169121166/keyhollow-reasonandempathy-keyhollow" class="tumblr_blog">reasonandempathy</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://keyhollow.tumblr.com/post/169168997730/reasonandempathy-keyhollow" class="tumblr_blog">keyhollow</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://reasonandempathy.tumblr.com/post/169168925781/keyhollow-reasonandempathy-keyhollow" class="tumblr_blog">reasonandempathy</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://keyhollow.tumblr.com/post/169168907340/reasonandempathy-keyhollow-fluffylaces" class="tumblr_blog">keyhollow</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://reasonandempathy.tumblr.com/post/169168826941/keyhollow-fluffylaces" class="tumblr_blog">reasonandempathy</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://keyhollow.tumblr.com/post/169168724475/fluffylaces-political-dissonance-pretty" class="tumblr_blog">keyhollow</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://fluffylaces.tumblr.com/post/169168398436/political-dissonance-pretty-much-wait-isnt" class="tumblr_blog">fluffylaces</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://political-dissonance.tumblr.com/post/168689151551/pretty-much" class="tumblr_blog">political-dissonance</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Pretty Much</p></blockquote> <p>Wait, isn’t Bill Nye an actual scientist?</p> </blockquote> <p>Mechanical engineer if I remember correctly, so no</p> </blockquote> <p>STEM degree, so yes.</p> </blockquote> <p>Except he’s not a scientist, he is an engineer. </p> <p>Trust me, it’s different. </p> <p>S - Science (scientists)</p> <p>T - Technology (technicians, can also minorly overlap with others</p> <p>E - Engineering (engineers)</p> <p>M - Managment (those who manage others. Usually they’re managing the engineers, because boy do they need it. Often referred to as Managment) </p> </blockquote> <p style="">…the M stands for Mathematics…</p> </blockquote> <p>You are right. </p> <p>It does. </p> <p>I fucked up right there and I have a funny story as to why, but that’s not for right now. My point still stands. </p> </blockquote> <p style="">Okay.</p> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="140" data-orig-width="618"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/622d61bb2e7ac576fec909f06c428dd2/tumblr_inline_p1utegrCoU1tb6pwe_540.png" data-orig-height="140" data-orig-width="618"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="472" data-orig-width="658"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/0e078dbb13b933860fa6fe5db9b83f05/tumblr_inline_p1utfa5aoA1tb6pwe_540.png" data-orig-height="472" data-orig-width="658"/></figure><p>The guy also has 6 honorary doctorates of science from Johns Hopkins, Rutgers, and other universities.</p> <p style=""><br/></p> <p style="">You can say that his professional work is engineering and not science, and be correct.</p> <p>I’m making the assertion that he has the accolades and professional experience, especially enough overlap, that it’s a distinction without difference in his case.</p> </blockquote> <p>The honorary thing is iffy. People who worked for those degrees tend towards disliking an honorary overstepping, especially with how little you can do to get one.</p> <p>It’s less Bill Nye is like the above and more like Bill Nye is just like Linus Pauling.</p> </blockquote> <p>I don’t know if he’s that good, but let me tell you something<br/><br/>when non science communicators start talking science, people get scared. we talk about wierd funguses and parasites and hyperparasitoid wasps and viruses and what not and the strange (and exicting!) shit they do and the next thing you know, you have 398 different books and video games and webcomics exploring zombies and aliens parasites/virus and fungal zombies and a whole nine yards. which at least the audiance of those only has a mini freak out when they find out that, say, cordyceps(<i>last of us</i>) is a real thing (but only a few insect species are susceptible).<br/><br/>so for big mainsteam infodumps, we give very safe and secure and generally well recieved science communicators a long lead.</p> </blockquote> <p>I meant more in Pauling’s thing on megadoses of Vitamin C. Great chemist, but knows fuck all about nutrition and medicine. And part of me gets the idea that people don’t get that Bill is a damn fine engineer, but his science credentials, are of the pop variety, which can be good to get kids into the sciences, but the way people treat him as an authority on anything aside from mechanical engineering leaves a pretty bad taste in my mouth, especially given that I know exactly how he got his start, and I’ve seen more accomplished people do a better job.</p> </blockquote> <p>and then people ask how we get there and we say, well we’d have to start with stem cell research and then we’d have cloning tech and organ donoation wouldn’t even be a thing and then (and then people get VERYVERY SCARED) next thing you know there’s a human born human front and everyone is rewatching gattaca and blade runner and getting VERY SCARED again. I mean damn, if people find out what we’re doing with parathanogenisis research in the mean while, y’all would flip a lid. <br/><br/>also, “vitamin megadose therapy”: actually very effective for some nutritional defecencies and related diseases(scurvy is an old one: large doses of vitamin C which yes is water soluble and is thus pissed out, treats scurvy faster than the exact capacity dose, rickets and some others), but yes negligble effect on healthy people. and it promoted people looking at world hunger as a problem to be solved to look at total nutrition(something not thought of in the 1960′s), not just kcal quantity. and for healthy people, megadosing does nothing that a placebo doesn’t do unless it’s once of the few fat soluble ones, and thus is altogether harmless as a ritual.<br/><br/>and of course, it serves as an mental innoculation against leaving things like bright’s disease(s) declared ‘untreatable’.<br/><br/>sometimes you have to come at a problem or set of problems squirrelly and sideways.</p> </blockquote> <p>I’m referring to megadoses being a panacea, which Linus kinda started (and has been shown by other to be not the case) of somebody with a particular degree going out of their element and making a fool of themselves.</p> <p>What I’m going on here is that Nye wass great for getting kids into the sciences, but he’s not an authority. He’s an entertainer first and foremost. He’s not an authority on most of the stuff he purports either, and even then has problems in still being the guy from Almost Live who had science demonstrations that three Brits who actually work for Universities and have relevant degrees as well do an even better job of teaching while entertaining (helps that the three have some education credentials to back it up). Like I said his knowledge is of the pop and elementary variety, and very often (especially nowadays) strays into guy who doesn’t even try to research what he’s talking about in the slightest.</p> <p>As for squirelly thinking, that’s great when it produces repeatable and verifiable results, but often it tends toward pseudioscience, which gets debunked time and again. And when I say pop science, I’m talking things that have come around that stick because they’re popular, even if they’re actually wrong (for example elemental Iodine doesn’t boil ever, it just sublimates, which is something various home chemists have accidentally discovered isn’t true).That’s some of what’s going on with Nye, people are now taking him as an authority when he has none, and may in fact be wrong.</p> </blockquote> <p>Okay, lay it out. what is it that you’re scared that Nye maybe wrong about?</p> </blockquote> <p>LEts see fors starters on the more recent one his whole gender show. On the older one, it’s had some stuff that’s gone the way of the dodo (how he described atoms, even by 6th grade I knew it was long out of date), the whole myth of freezer batteries, his newer thing on nuclear power, hell have a video by somebody else.</p><figure class="tmblr-embed tmblr-full" data-provider="youtube" data-orig-width="540" data-orig-height="304" data-url="https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DjwZs226GTWI"><iframe width="540" height="304" id="youtube_iframe" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/jwZs226GTWI?feature=oembed&amp;enablejsapi=1&amp;origin=https://safe.txmblr.com&amp;wmode=opaque" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen=""></iframe></figure></blockquote> <p>Also can we please stop pretending that honorary degrees mean jack shit?</p>
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Anaconda, Bad, and Beard: Hohe t) Messenger 11:02 AM wierdest? in the world and i hope you dont get offended are you on aff? if you dont wanna answer i understand but trust me i 100% understand the need for discretion request. I'm sorry - who are you? And what is aff? adult friend finder lol No, sorry, I'm not. You've got the wrong person. well that sucks pretty bad your gorgeous Aa Horne ( 1 ) Messenger gorgeous Thanks! I don't know how you found me, but I'm not on aff the person i was looking for has a kik with same name and i been interested for a while so i figuered id try facebook becasue i could never get intouch anywhere else got really excited when i seen your pic because your very attractive Thanks - I don't have kik either. Good luck in finding whomever you're looking for! are you single? I don't know you prob not hows your labor day so くHome (1) Messenger I don't know you prob not hows your labor day so far? last? that could come over offensive would you ver date a married man? i shouldnt have asked that right away no i really have zero chance A) I don't know you. B ) you don't know me C) you don't know where I live D) absolutely I would not. a im in b id like to know you c i dont know where you live beside in nc because that would be wierd Aa く Home ( 1 ) Messenger e wier and d is it negotianable at all once you find ou im not a wierd facebook person adn i look good and have a great beard lol 1 There is absolutely no negotiation regarding whether or not I would be with a married man. The fact that you assume that's a looks-based decision speaks volumes about who you are as a person. My answer is unequivocally no. You messaged me, a stranger, on Facebook. We have never interacted or overlapped, and your Facebook is completely blank. This is the most sketchy and uncomfortable situation imaginable. Your wife should be ashamed of you Do not contact me further. Best of luck finding the person you've been trying to reach "Your wife should be ashamed." And of course...this happened on my birthday.

"Your wife should be ashamed." And of course...this happened on my birthday.

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