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Apparently, Bitch, and Children: An Incomplete List of Notable Peoplel Delivered Pizza To... tybaar It's coming up on a year now since I got my curent job as a pizza delivery girl, and I thought this would be a good time to delve into the lttle ever- expanding WTFPIZZA note I keep on my cell that helps me remember some of my more, uh -interesting deliveries So without further ado and in no particular order, here's some pizza customers who left a lasting impression on me thus far A bearded man who answered the door and periodically spat blood into a crusted Harley-Davidson coffee mug while counting out his cash. A woman who slipped me a business card (in ieu of tip) for a laser tatto0 removal clinic, explaining In case you want to bring your mutilated skin back to how God intended it to be. At least three Batmans so far, but only one who did the voice. - An elderly Spanish woman who meekly presented me with a (rather classy) pead-handled .32 snub nosed revolver and asked if I knew how to load it (I do) and also, #1 could load it for her (I didnt). -A group of EMTs hanging out in the back of an ambulance at a recently extinguished (but still smouldering) house fire. -A man with a thick Alabama accent who admonished me for standing in front of his mailbox while I waited for him to answer the door. He then explained how this was a federal offense because I was "obstructing the mal system and demanded my social security number so he could report me to the proper authorties A group of young teenage girls (like 14-16) who begged me to buy a case of Bud Light (ew why) and bring it back to them. - A hotel room full of badass middie-aged women all dressed as Professor McGonagall from the Hamy Potter films, who were also completely wasted on Jello shots. They kept encouraging me to stay and party with them. A 20-something dude who answered the door with an unsheathed katana dangling through a belt loop on his jeans. Multiple instances of people asking if# I would sell them pot. (bitch get your own dealer sheesh) A guy who slipped a twenty directly into my shirt because I apparently was the "spitting image" of his deceased daughter -A woman who admonished me for driving a Mazda, and wrote "get a real car in the tip portion of my credit receipt. A very drunk dude who gave me his iPhone and had me take a bunch of Myspace-esque pictures of the both of us. He did the duck lips thing in every shot Multiple prank deliveries joke's on you motherfucker, I get paid for the gas AND I eat the pizzas you ordered) - An elderty man who wrote FUCK OFF as his signature on a credit receipt - A thirty-something guy who begged to get his order for free because he works so hard. He visibly teared up and sniffled when I told him I couldnt do anything. A dudebro wearing a bath robe and socks+sandals (indoors) who straight up wordlessly yanked the pizzas out of my hands without paying and shut the door. Multiple knockings were of no avail -A woman who angrily demanded to see my ID because she refused to believe my claims that I'm female. She proceeded to snatch my drivers icense out of my hand, run back into her house and show it to her children while pointing back at me. A kid no older than 14 who desperately tried to convince me to play WoW on the free custom server he was playing on. (But it has double - A guy who spent the entire time I was there digging a (impressively large) booger out of his nose. He proceeded to smear it on, thankfully, HIS copy of the receipt. An on-duty cop who flagged me down by intercepting me on the road before I got to the police station and pulling me over to get his pizza. -A drill instructor looking-guy who filled out his entire credit card receipt, specifically wrote 0.00 in the tip portion, then proceeded to write out a check for seventy-eight cents and handed it to me. It said pizza tip" in the For section A furious lady who yelled at me for a solid five minutes (1 kept track) al about how long it took for her delivery to get to her. She then tipped me an extra ten bucks on a six dolar order. I dunno. - An incredibly stoned teenager trying and failing to look sober. When I complimented his Adventure Time wallet (which was super cute) and asked where he got it, he immediately looked temified, sat down on the floor and muttered 1... I don't know... - Obligatory naked man with unimpressive penis - A chick at a house party who answered the door and immediately tuned to vomit into her mailbox A surly Korean mom with an amazing shoulder tattoo of a baby giving birth to a fullgrown woman - A man who lived in one of those mini-mansions inside a gated community, who sported a seemingly massive collection of what appeared to be solid glass spheres of varying size and color. I only got a quick glance in his house but there had to be hundreds of them in display racks, tables, shelves- everywhere. - A group of 20-something guys who challenged me to sing the original Pokemon theme song, which I did. And perfectly, I may add. A completely iced-out musclebound gangster kid who was blaring Regina Spektor so loud and with so much bass I actually couldnt hear anything he was saying. An elderty guy who deadpan asked me if I knew anyone who could score him holowpoint bulets. - An adorable older lesbian couple who were mortified that they didnt have any extra money for a tip, so they gave me a big sack of pistachios nstead. It took me three weeks to finish the bag this was so worth reading Souroe: tybaar story time his is. 219,895 notes realy cool actualy Pizza for Strange People
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Memes, Peta, and World: DARK SIDE DIMENSION Dolon Buaya Terbesar di Eunia Inilah Lolong, buaya terbesar di dunia. Tertangkap di Bunawan di Filipina, Buaya air asin raksasa ini panjangnya 6,17 meter dengan berat 1.075 kg, atau satu ton lebih. Hal ini membuat Lolong 2 kaki lebih panjang dari buaya pemegang rekor sebelumnya, meskipun diperkirakan bahwa buaya air asin dapat tumbuh hingga 7 meter. Buaya raksasa ini ditangkap pada bulan September 2011 yang lalu oleh tim pemberani di Filipina selatan. Lolong, diyakini berusia lebih dari 50 tahun saat ditangkap. Tiga puluh orang telah menghabiskan tiga minggu mencoba untuk menangkap reptil besar ini sebelum akhirnya terjerat pada bulan September 2011 menggunakan babi mati sebagai umpan dan kabel baja di atasnya. Sebuah traktor dibutuhkan untuk mengangkut buaya ini ke trailer yang membawanya ke taman wisata kota untuk dipelihara dan dijadikan tontonan. Tetapi sebelumnya, penduduk lokal yang telah berkerumun menyempatkan diri untuk berpose di sekitar buaya. Sejak itu, Lolong telah menjadi daya tarik di taman wisata dan dewan kota dengan gembira mengumumkan bahwa kota kecil mereka akhirnya ada di peta dunia. Pada tahun 2012, Lolong secara resmi dinyatakan sebagai buaya terbesar yang pernah tertangkap, oleh panitia Guinness World Records. Namun pada bulan Februari 2013, Lolong buaya air asin terbesar di penangkaran telah meninggal di kandangnya di provinsi Agusan Bunawan Del Sur, Filipina selatan. Pemerintah setempat dan penduduk lokal sangat sedih karena kehilangan ini. Lolong membuat kota mereka dikunjungi oleh banyak turis sepanjang tahun 2012. Sebenarnya, ada seekor buaya air asin yang lebih besar dari Lolong pernah ditemukan di Filipina dua abad yang lalu. Pada tahun 1823, seekor buaya air asin besar tewas di dekat kota Jalajala di Laguna de Bay. Buaya ini hampir 8 meter diukur dari ujung moncong ke ujung ekornya. Dengan beratnya sekitar 2 ton, buaya raksasa ini dikatakan seberat kuda nil banteng. Lolong dan ‘kakek’ nya membuktikan bahwa ekosistem Filipina juga kaya dengan makhluk luar biasa. Buaya air asin yang nama ilmiahnya adalah Crocodylus porosus, saat ini terancam punah di Filipina akibat perburuan dari warga kota setempat. Sumber: terselubung.in

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Books, Dark Side of the Moon, and Funny: Books will now have stories t nous apparaitre blanc rs, astronautes dans l'esp nos leded onse en incroyablen est fait bleu, ations? Tres bien!Lalumiere coup, reste de lumiere, qui la le nante verde. Le rose a lamiere blanche laquelle c'est du blanc non vert cou fleur rose produit un magnifique moyen de se faire remarquer par en apparaissant de la couleur la plus differente couleur du vert des herbes au sol. Donc le rose ne fait pas partie de ces loa dire couleuts du speare visible .et que, couramment, nous les couleurs de l'arc-en-ciel. ce go voit, on cest le Soleil a qui 13. Qu'est-ce qu'un arc-en-ciel? du spectre visible,areto Losquil pleut, la lumiere du Soleil traverse les goutrevdeau, et les rayons qui traverent ces gouttes vont erre réfractés dans l'eau rappola, aradnion? or la lumiere blanche du Solei dr toutes les couleur du speare visible de la lumiere est composée ,couleurs invisibles aussi, mais et de quelques pat lumiere ce n'est toujours pas le propos ici ct lalunniare a voir at réfraaee avec un blanche est réfraace, chacune de ses com du Lorsqus donde la goutte ngle ment different, fona de sa longueur traverse agit ici comme ion couverture un Prisme vous vous rappelez la de l'album Dark side of the Moon des Pink Floyd? Bah, cest Ensuite, éparées vont poursuivre leur chemin travers la mais selon l'angle d'incidence de la umiere, étant gande gamtne dr sur nouveau réfraa ees elles sortiront de donde la urface d'un miroir et repartiront vers l'arriere. réfléchi cause des comme De la, ies ngueurs ou seront angles réfraaion, ces couleurs croiseront et s'inverseront avant de se de FINALLY

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Memes, 🤖, and Vandalism: NI VIETNAM WAR MEMORIAL NOM, R VANDALIZED TWICE INONE YEAR W STRALEY IL. CKITTRICK JNEWMAN, JC H. STROHLEINIMA STRONG HHUR MIMS Gl. JR. PHILLIPSME AAI SZEYLLERE.P MINOR Ch. STANCIL.K.L RJE. TEEL RL OSBORNE SUR R D LIKE IF YOU WANT THE VANDALS DEAD A memorial in Venice, Calif., for Vietnam troops who went missing in action has been vandalized with graffiti for the second time in the past year, sparking a new round of anger.“There’s just no respect for what this is,” Stewart Oscars, who lives nearby, says. “I’m just mad and sad.” Desecration of monuments of fallen for the country soldiers is the work of the same scoundrels that burn the American flags and flags of the Confederacy, mock the monuments to southern generals, mutilate their graves, rename schools named after Confederate heroes and call to erase the memory of the fallen in the Civil War. First the liberals will destroy all that is associated with the historical legacy of the South, and then they will destroy everything American - flags, monuments and graves of veterans. Unfortunately, the words "liberal" and "vandal" are turning into synonyms and challenge of the American patriots is to save the country from the liberal plague that wants to erase the country from the face of the Earth. Mockery of the memory of veterans should be immediately stopped. veteranscomefirst veterans_us Veterans Usveterans veteransUSA SupportVeterans Politics USA America Patriots Gratitude HonorVets thankvets supportourtroops semperfi USMC USCG USAF Navy Army military godblessourmilitary soldier holdthegovernmentaccountable RememberEveryoneDeployed Usflag StarsandStripes

A memorial in Venice, Calif., for Vietnam troops who went missing in action has been vandalized with graffiti for the second time in the pas...

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