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<p><a href="http://tammy--k.tumblr.com/post/169779444590/vstheworld-reluctantly-awesome-kane52630" class="tumblr_blog">tammy–k</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="http://vstheworld.tumblr.com/post/169774897173/reluctantly-awesome-kane52630-throwbackblr" class="tumblr_blog">vstheworld</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://reluctantly-awesome.tumblr.com/post/169766862531/kane52630-throwbackblr-sirenbynight" class="tumblr_blog">reluctantly-awesome</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://kane52630.tumblr.com/post/169766144544/throwbackblr-sirenbynight-throwbackblr" class="tumblr_blog">kane52630</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://throwbackblr.tumblr.com/post/169766058384/sirenbynight-throwbackblr-broadcaster-red" class="tumblr_blog">throwbackblr</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://sirenbynight.tumblr.com/post/169765773852/throwbackblr-broadcaster-red-throwbackblr" class="tumblr_blog">sirenbynight</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://throwbackblr.tumblr.com/post/169765261364/broadcaster-red-throwbackblr" class="tumblr_blog">throwbackblr</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://broadcaster-red.tumblr.com/post/169765168930/throwbackblr-rock-hopperhazuki-ok-am-i-like" class="tumblr_blog">broadcaster-red</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://throwbackblr.tumblr.com/post/169764457594/rock-hopperhazuki-ok-am-i-like-the-only-person" class="tumblr_blog">throwbackblr</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://rock-hopperhazuki.tumblr.com/post/169764373326/ok-am-i-like-the-only-person-who-actually-liked" class="tumblr_blog">rock-hopperhazuki</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Ok, am I like the ONLY person who actually liked BOTH Steve and Joe???</p></blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="281" data-orig-width="500" data-tumblr-attribution="speckledsnail:3ymoIsIRN_YcZEq9Kjb5wA:Znxect2OoDYsi"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/69829117c2bfb45fcfc619e59644f0f3/tumblr_ouib7iP6NR1rmlslwo1_500.gif" data-orig-height="281" data-orig-width="500"/></figure></blockquote> <p>Fun Fact: Steve actually got to take the chair with him! Joe`s is a replica </p> </blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="200" data-orig-width="350"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/13ccb9597b05e315ea1b6e4e19caa30b/tumblr_inline_p2n0ufV9Ld1qlah3d_500.gif" data-orig-height="200" data-orig-width="350"/></figure></blockquote> <p>DOES NO ONE REMEMBER KEVIN</p> </blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="195" data-orig-width="260"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/16e44adf5dfeee23da05dc3c4b8b8704/tumblr_inline_p2n2mioDNZ1tvg2sz_500.gif" data-orig-height="195" data-orig-width="260"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="385" data-orig-width="1077"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/37aee499bfe6d8847bfb2aba3d549105/tumblr_inline_p2n2miqqRL1tvg2sz_500.jpg" data-orig-height="385" data-orig-width="1077"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="375" data-orig-width="500"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/1412e0be538ee7afc2a6f0842c8abb91/tumblr_inline_p2n2mhKdRo1tvg2sz_500.gif" data-orig-height="375" data-orig-width="500"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="591" data-orig-width="1080"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/914bcc3ce8802995b2be34cf2c306ef2/tumblr_inline_p2n2mh7X461tvg2sz_500.jpg" data-orig-height="591" data-orig-width="1080"/></figure><p>What are your thoughts on these two? I’ve personally never watched either of these. </p> </blockquote> <p>My thoughts</p> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="320" data-orig-width="500"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/ae40586fa0cbb8f1a749f60fa3fbd54c/tumblr_inline_p2n2tnVHh41r98lni_540.gif" data-orig-height="320" data-orig-width="500"/></figure></blockquote> <p>Kevin was a legend, I never got the whole Steve and Joe drama cause I grew up with the true master πŸ’šπŸ’šπŸ’š</p> </blockquote> <p>where is the crossover episode </p> </blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="315" data-orig-width="660"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/24a9dda3447481c8935a8caa87bf25e5/tumblr_inline_p2nuo3NOJ21r1p7a5_540.jpg" data-orig-height="315" data-orig-width="660"/></figure><p>all the guys turning up with the same stripped shirt likeΒ </p> </blockquote>: gettyimage Getty 3 51093946 ARLE How dar e you stand where he stood? <p><a href="http://tammy--k.tumblr.com/post/169779444590/vstheworld-reluctantly-awesome-kane52630" class="tumblr_blog">tammy–k</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="http://vstheworld.tumblr.com/post/169774897173/reluctantly-awesome-kane52630-throwbackblr" class="tumblr_blog">vstheworld</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://reluctantly-awesome.tumblr.com/post/169766862531/kane52630-throwbackblr-sirenbynight" class="tumblr_blog">reluctantly-awesome</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://kane52630.tumblr.com/post/169766144544/throwbackblr-sirenbynight-throwbackblr" class="tumblr_blog">kane52630</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://throwbackblr.tumblr.com/post/169766058384/sirenbynight-throwbackblr-broadcaster-red" class="tumblr_blog">throwbackblr</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://sirenbynight.tumblr.com/post/169765773852/throwbackblr-broadcaster-red-throwbackblr" class="tumblr_blog">sirenbynight</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://throwbackblr.tumblr.com/post/169765261364/broadcaster-red-throwbackblr" class="tumblr_blog">throwbackblr</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://broadcaster-red.tumblr.com/post/169765168930/throwbackblr-rock-hopperhazuki-ok-am-i-like" class="tumblr_blog">broadcaster-red</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://throwbackblr.tumblr.com/post/169764457594/rock-hopperhazuki-ok-am-i-like-the-only-person" class="tumblr_blog">throwbackblr</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://rock-hopperhazuki.tumblr.com/post/169764373326/ok-am-i-like-the-only-person-who-actually-liked" class="tumblr_blog">rock-hopperhazuki</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Ok, am I like the ONLY person who actually liked BOTH Steve and Joe???</p></blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="281" data-orig-width="500" data-tumblr-attribution="speckledsnail:3ymoIsIRN_YcZEq9Kjb5wA:Znxect2OoDYsi"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/69829117c2bfb45fcfc619e59644f0f3/tumblr_ouib7iP6NR1rmlslwo1_500.gif" data-orig-height="281" data-orig-width="500"/></figure></blockquote> <p>Fun Fact: Steve actually got to take the chair with him! Joe`s is a replica </p> </blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="200" data-orig-width="350"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/13ccb9597b05e315ea1b6e4e19caa30b/tumblr_inline_p2n0ufV9Ld1qlah3d_500.gif" data-orig-height="200" data-orig-width="350"/></figure></blockquote> <p>DOES NO ONE REMEMBER KEVIN</p> </blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="195" data-orig-width="260"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/16e44adf5dfeee23da05dc3c4b8b8704/tumblr_inline_p2n2mioDNZ1tvg2sz_500.gif" data-orig-height="195" data-orig-width="260"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="385" data-orig-width="1077"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/37aee499bfe6d8847bfb2aba3d549105/tumblr_inline_p2n2miqqRL1tvg2sz_500.jpg" data-orig-height="385" data-orig-width="1077"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="375" data-orig-width="500"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/1412e0be538ee7afc2a6f0842c8abb91/tumblr_inline_p2n2mhKdRo1tvg2sz_500.gif" data-orig-height="375" data-orig-width="500"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="591" data-orig-width="1080"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/914bcc3ce8802995b2be34cf2c306ef2/tumblr_inline_p2n2mh7X461tvg2sz_500.jpg" data-orig-height="591" data-orig-width="1080"/></figure><p>What are your thoughts on these two? I’ve personally never watched either of these. </p> </blockquote> <p>My thoughts</p> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="320" data-orig-width="500"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/ae40586fa0cbb8f1a749f60fa3fbd54c/tumblr_inline_p2n2tnVHh41r98lni_540.gif" data-orig-height="320" data-orig-width="500"/></figure></blockquote> <p>Kevin was a legend, I never got the whole Steve and Joe drama cause I grew up with the true master πŸ’šπŸ’šπŸ’š</p> </blockquote> <p>where is the crossover episode </p> </blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="315" data-orig-width="660"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/24a9dda3447481c8935a8caa87bf25e5/tumblr_inline_p2nuo3NOJ21r1p7a5_540.jpg" data-orig-height="315" data-orig-width="660"/></figure><p>all the guys turning up with the same stripped shirt likeΒ </p> </blockquote>
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An AI writes the next Harry Potter novel: THE SPELLBINDING NATIONAL BESTSELLER Hartty Potter CH A P TER THIRTEEN THE HANDSOME ONE he castle grounds snarled with a wave of magically magnified wind. The sky outside was a great black ceiling, which was full of blood. The only sounds drifting from Hagrid's hut were the disdainful shrieks of his own furniture Magic: it was something that Harry Potter thought was very good Leathery sheets of rain lashed at Harry's ghost as he walked across the grounds toward the castle. Ron was standing there and doing a kind of frenzied tap dance. He saw Harry and immediately began to eat Hermione's family Ron's Ron shirt was just as bad as Ron himself. If you two can't clump happily, I'm going to get aggressive," confessed the reasonable Hermione 271. CHADTER THIRTEE N "What about Ron magic?" offered Ron. To Harry, Ron was a loud, slow, and soft bird. Harry did not like to think about birds. "Death Eaters are on top of the castle!" Ron bleated, quivering. Ron was going to be spiders. He just was. He wasn't proud of that, but it was going to be hard to not have spiders all over his body after all is said and done. "Look," said Hermione. "Obviously there are loads of Death Eaters in the castle. Let's listen in on their meetings." The three complete friends zapped onto the landing outside the door to the castle roof. They almost legged it, but witches are not climbing. Ron looked at the doorknob and then looked at Hermione with searing pain. "I think it's closed," he noticed. "Locked," said Mr. Staircase, the shabby-robed ghost. They looked at the door, screaming about how closed it was and asking it to be replaced with a small orb. The password was "BEEF WOMEN," Hermione cried. Harry, Ron, and Hermione quietly stood behind a circle of Death Eaters who looked bad. "I think it's okay if you like me," said one Death Eater. "Thank you very much," replied the other. The first Death Eater confidently leaned forward to plant a kiss on his cheek. "Oh! Well done!" said the second as his friend stepped back again. All the other Death Eaters clapped politely. Then they all took a few minutes to go over the plan to get rid of Harry's magic 272 THE HANDSOME ONE Harry could tell that Voldemort was standing right behind him. He felt a great overreaction. Harry tore his eyes from his head and threw them into the forest. Voldemort raised his eyebrows at Harry, who could not see anything at the moment. "Voldemort, you're a very bad and mean wizard," Harry savagely saic How To Dance. so Hermione dipped his face in mud. Ron smiled. Ron reached for his wand slowly. ermione nodded encour Eater was wearing a shirt that said Hermione Has Forgotten Ron threw a wand at Voldemort and everyone applauded. "Ron's the handsome one," muttered Harry as he reluctantly reached for his. They cast a spell or two, and jets of green light shot out of the Death Eaters' heads. Ron flinched. "Not so handsome now." thought Harry as he dipped Hermione in hot sauce. The Death Eaters were dead now, and Harry was hungrier than he had ever been. The Great Hall was filled with incredible moaning chandeliers and a large librarian who had decorated the sinks with books about masonry. Mountains of mice exploded. Several long pumpkins fell out of McGonagall. Dumbledore's hair scooted next to Hermione as Dumbledore arrived at school The pig of Hufflepuff pulsed like a large bullfrog Dumbledore smiled at it, and placed his hand on its head: You are Hagrid now." CH A P TER T HIR TEE N We're the only people who matter. He's never going to get rid of us," Harry, Hermione, and Ron said in chorus. The floor of the castle seemed like a large pile of magic. The Dursleys had never been to the castle and they were not about to come there in Harry Potter and the Portrait of What Looked Like a Large Pile of Ash. Harry looked around and then fell down the spiral staircase for the rest of the summe. "I'm Harry Potter, Harry began yelling. "The dark arts better be worried, oh boy! An AI writes the next Harry Potter novel

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The orgasm caught him by surprise. SpongeBob screamed as he felt his seed wash over Patrick's hand. "Ahh, I'm coming!" Patrick roared as he emptied himself in to SpongeBob. He fell forward as he finished, undoing the cuffs and cuddling SpongeBob to his chest. "I love you, SpongeBob. You're my very best friend." SpongeBob eyes opened. He began to struggle out of Patrick's grasp. Patrick released him reluctantly. "Where are you going?" SpongeBob didn't answer. "SpongeBob? SpongeBob?" As SpongeBob continued to walk forward, and ignore him, Patrick began to cry. Maybe I was wring and SpongeBob doesn't want me. Patrick's somber thoughts were interrupted as SpongeBob returned holding a bottle of chocolate syrup, an impish smile on his face. "Ready for round two?": Of course the thot is gonna let even the fat nigga hit @atlsavagee The orgasm caught him by surprise. SpongeBob screamed as he felt his seed wash over Patrick's hand. "Ahh, I'm coming!" Patrick roared as he emptied himself in to SpongeBob. He fell forward as he finished, undoing the cuffs and cuddling SpongeBob to his chest. "I love you, SpongeBob. You're my very best friend." SpongeBob eyes opened. He began to struggle out of Patrick's grasp. Patrick released him reluctantly. "Where are you going?" SpongeBob didn't answer. "SpongeBob? SpongeBob?" As SpongeBob continued to walk forward, and ignore him, Patrick began to cry. Maybe I was wring and SpongeBob doesn't want me. Patrick's somber thoughts were interrupted as SpongeBob returned holding a bottle of chocolate syrup, an impish smile on his face. "Ready for round two?"
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"The ABC's of The Joker" - K is for "Batman: The Killing Joke": On March 29, 1988, one of the most definitive Joker stories was published: the graphic novel 'Batman: The Killing Joke' written by Alan Moore and illustrated by Brian Bolland, John Higgins and Richard Starkings. The story begins with the Dark Knight traveling to Arkham Asylum, deciding to attempt to talk to Joker, ending their war once and for all. Yet he finds an imposter Joker in his cell. The real Joker is free, purchasing a run down amusement park. The issue turns to a series of flashbacks presenting Joker's "origin story": an unnamed man failing to become a stand up comedian reluctantly agrees to help two crooks do an inside job at a power plant to bring in money to support his wife and unborn child. Tragedy strikes when the man learns his wife and baby have died and the heist at the plant goes wrong, leading the man to flee from the Batman on site into a vat of chemicals transforming him into the insane Joker. To prove that even the sanest man can turn for the worst after having one bad day, Joker arrives at the home of Commissioner Gordon and his daughter Barbara. As Babs opens the door, the Clown Prince of Crime shoots her, having her crash into the coffee table. Joker's henchmen then kidnap James, imprisoning him in the run down amusement park and is forced to view large photos taken by the Joker of Barbara undressed and wounded from the gunshot. Once Batman arrives at the hospital, finding Barbara paralyzed from the gunshot and discovering Joker photographed her, he goes to save Gordon, and the Joker retreats into the funhouse. Gordon's sanity is intact despite the ordeal and he insists that Batman capture the Joker "by the book" in order to "show him that our way works". Batman tracks down the Joker and subdues him, then attempts to reach out to Joker to give up crime and put a stop to their years-long war. The Joker declines, however, ruefully saying "It's far too late". The comic fittingly ends with Joker telling a joke, both him and Batman laughing and the panels move away into the rain. βœŒπŸΌπŸ’œπŸ’šπŸƒπŸ“š: (TZMACHER vlETZM4 Qhy7708 7708-S SMILE! IS FOR .LING JOKE HISTORYOFI'llEBAT3Lse.. WITZ KAWALAR2 K "The ABC's of The Joker" - K is for "Batman: The Killing Joke": On March 29, 1988, one of the most definitive Joker stories was published: the graphic novel 'Batman: The Killing Joke' written by Alan Moore and illustrated by Brian Bolland, John Higgins and Richard Starkings. The story begins with the Dark Knight traveling to Arkham Asylum, deciding to attempt to talk to Joker, ending their war once and for all. Yet he finds an imposter Joker in his cell. The real Joker is free, purchasing a run down amusement park. The issue turns to a series of flashbacks presenting Joker's "origin story": an unnamed man failing to become a stand up comedian reluctantly agrees to help two crooks do an inside job at a power plant to bring in money to support his wife and unborn child. Tragedy strikes when the man learns his wife and baby have died and the heist at the plant goes wrong, leading the man to flee from the Batman on site into a vat of chemicals transforming him into the insane Joker. To prove that even the sanest man can turn for the worst after having one bad day, Joker arrives at the home of Commissioner Gordon and his daughter Barbara. As Babs opens the door, the Clown Prince of Crime shoots her, having her crash into the coffee table. Joker's henchmen then kidnap James, imprisoning him in the run down amusement park and is forced to view large photos taken by the Joker of Barbara undressed and wounded from the gunshot. Once Batman arrives at the hospital, finding Barbara paralyzed from the gunshot and discovering Joker photographed her, he goes to save Gordon, and the Joker retreats into the funhouse. Gordon's sanity is intact despite the ordeal and he insists that Batman capture the Joker "by the book" in order to "show him that our way works". Batman tracks down the Joker and subdues him, then attempts to reach out to Joker to give up crime and put a stop to their years-long war. The Joker declines, however, ruefully saying "It's far too late". The comic fittingly ends with Joker telling a joke, both him and Batman laughing and the panels move away into the rain. βœŒπŸΌπŸ’œπŸ’šπŸƒπŸ“š

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So yesterday I'm bending over in my office to pick something up and boom, the butt seam of my suit pants breaks because BigAssProblems. Now usually I got a sewing kit with me in my gym bag but yesterday was a rest day. So reluctantly I'm like "let me bug Susan the head of HR because in addition to people flooding her with questions about whether or not they can pay for Plan B out of their FlexSpend account, lemme be the asshole who asks her if she got a sewing kit." Not only does she have one, she says she'll bring it right by. She knocks on my door and I'm like "ayeee thank you!!" And she says "no problem smash! Is there something I can sew for you?" She ain't even ask it like a 'fake ask', neither - she was dead ass. Bruh. BRUH. At that moment all I could think of was all the assholes in corporate America who's ever crossed the line and asked a senior woman to do something degrading AS FVCK. Get them lunch. Get their cleaning. All the shit u poor women did in the 70s and 80s for overbearing assholes who don't believe a woman is there for any purpose other than to support them. So in 2017, even as women run companies (Meg Whitman) and countries (Angela Merkel), a senior woman at my firm asked if she could sew my pants. What I said: "thank you Susan but I'm good, I can sew!!" What I should have said: "SUSAN - NOT ONLY DO YOU NOT NEED TO SEW MY PANTS - BUT IF ANY MAN EVER ASKS YOU TO SEW SOMETHING EVER AGAIN - WHETHER A SHIRT OR DRESS PANTS FULL OF HIS BUTTSWEAT - COME SEE ME SO HE COULD GET THESE MOTHERFUCKING HANDS." Ya get me! Bless up πŸ˜πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚: the kind of cuddle puddle l want to be in @DrSmashlove So yesterday I'm bending over in my office to pick something up and boom, the butt seam of my suit pants breaks because BigAssProblems. Now usually I got a sewing kit with me in my gym bag but yesterday was a rest day. So reluctantly I'm like "let me bug Susan the head of HR because in addition to people flooding her with questions about whether or not they can pay for Plan B out of their FlexSpend account, lemme be the asshole who asks her if she got a sewing kit." Not only does she have one, she says she'll bring it right by. She knocks on my door and I'm like "ayeee thank you!!" And she says "no problem smash! Is there something I can sew for you?" She ain't even ask it like a 'fake ask', neither - she was dead ass. Bruh. BRUH. At that moment all I could think of was all the assholes in corporate America who's ever crossed the line and asked a senior woman to do something degrading AS FVCK. Get them lunch. Get their cleaning. All the shit u poor women did in the 70s and 80s for overbearing assholes who don't believe a woman is there for any purpose other than to support them. So in 2017, even as women run companies (Meg Whitman) and countries (Angela Merkel), a senior woman at my firm asked if she could sew my pants. What I said: "thank you Susan but I'm good, I can sew!!" What I should have said: "SUSAN - NOT ONLY DO YOU NOT NEED TO SEW MY PANTS - BUT IF ANY MAN EVER ASKS YOU TO SEW SOMETHING EVER AGAIN - WHETHER A SHIRT OR DRESS PANTS FULL OF HIS BUTTSWEAT - COME SEE ME SO HE COULD GET THESE MOTHERFUCKING HANDS." Ya get me! Bless up πŸ˜πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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<p>Man Is Certain The Fat Lady Sitting Next To Her Would Ruin His Flight. But What She Did Next Is Priceless.</p>: HE WAS CERTAIN THE FAT LADY SITTING NEXT TO HER WOULD RUIN HIS FLIGHT. BUT WHAT SHE DID NEXT IS PRICELESS Hi! How are you?" The woman smiled as she took the seat beside me. She had to lower herself slowly, squeezing her ample bottom into the seat, filling all available space. Positioning herself comfortably, she plopped her enormous arm on our common armrest. Her immensity saturated the space around us, shrinking me and my seat into insignificance. I cringed and reclined towards the window. She leaned towards me and repeated her greeting in an upbeat, friendly voice. Her face towered above my head, forcing me to turn to look at her. "Hi," I replied with obvious loathing. I turned away to stare out the cabin window, sulking silently about the long hours of discomfort I was going to experience with this monster beside me. She nudged me with her meaty arm. "My name is Laura. I'm from Britain. How about you? Japan?" "Malaysia," I barked. "I'm so sorry! Will you accept my heartfelt apology? Come, shake my hand. If we're going to spend six hours side-by-side on this flight, we'd better be friends, don't you think?" A palm waved in front of my face. I shook the hand reluctantly, still silent. Laura started a conversation with me, taking no notice of my unfriendly reactions. She talked excitedly about herself and her trip to Hong Kong to see her frinds. She rattled off a list of things she was going to buy for her students in the boarding school where she was teaching. I gave her one-word answers to her questions about me. Unperturbed by my coldness, she nodded as she made appreciative comments to my answers. Her voice was warm and caring. She was considerate and obliging when we were served drinks and meals, making sure that I had room to manoeuvre in my seat. "I don't want to clobber you with my elephant size!" she said with utmost sincerity. <p>Man Is Certain The Fat Lady Sitting Next To Her Would Ruin His Flight. But What She Did Next Is Priceless.</p>

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"50 Tales for 50 Years: A Celebration of Barbara Gordon" - 2005: Batgirl Begins: In September 2004, a new Batman centric animated show aired on Kids' WB called 'The Batman', created by Michael Goguen and Duane Capizzi. 'The Batman' follows Bruce Wayne in his apparent 3rd year of being Batman in Gotham City, juggling between fighting colorful villains such as The Joker and Penguin and being a playboy billionaire in his early 20s. Not set within the first DC Animated Universe created by Paul Dini, Bruce Timm, Alan Burnett and others, 'The Batman' featured character designs by Japanese-American concept artist Jeff Matsuda. While keeping the same values the Caped Crusader, his allies and infamous rogues gallery sustained over several decades, Matsuda gave a sleek re-design that still presented a mysterious crime drama for a younger audience to appreciate. The original Batgirl returned to the small animated screen in this series, debuting in the two part episode "Batgirl Begins", originally debuting in September 2005. When Barbara Gordon's (voiced by Danielle Judovits) father, Commissioner Gordon, is tied up in the thorny clutches of environmentalist Pamela Isley aka Poison Ivy, Barbara transforms into the new young vigilante Batgirl in order to save her father and stop her friend. While Batman is reluctant to seek help from this new crime fighter and does his best for Batgirl to not deduce that Bruce Wayne and Batman are one in the same, throughout the series Batgirl cements her place within the Batman Family. βœŒπŸΌπŸ’œπŸ’›πŸ“–πŸŽ¨πŸŽ‰: AMAN "50 Tales for 50 Years: A Celebration of Barbara Gordon" - 2005: Batgirl Begins: In September 2004, a new Batman centric animated show aired on Kids' WB called 'The Batman', created by Michael Goguen and Duane Capizzi. 'The Batman' follows Bruce Wayne in his apparent 3rd year of being Batman in Gotham City, juggling between fighting colorful villains such as The Joker and Penguin and being a playboy billionaire in his early 20s. Not set within the first DC Animated Universe created by Paul Dini, Bruce Timm, Alan Burnett and others, 'The Batman' featured character designs by Japanese-American concept artist Jeff Matsuda. While keeping the same values the Caped Crusader, his allies and infamous rogues gallery sustained over several decades, Matsuda gave a sleek re-design that still presented a mysterious crime drama for a younger audience to appreciate. The original Batgirl returned to the small animated screen in this series, debuting in the two part episode "Batgirl Begins", originally debuting in September 2005. When Barbara Gordon's (voiced by Danielle Judovits) father, Commissioner Gordon, is tied up in the thorny clutches of environmentalist Pamela Isley aka Poison Ivy, Barbara transforms into the new young vigilante Batgirl in order to save her father and stop her friend. While Batman is reluctant to seek help from this new crime fighter and does his best for Batgirl to not deduce that Bruce Wayne and Batman are one in the same, throughout the series Batgirl cements her place within the Batman Family. βœŒπŸΌπŸ’œπŸ’›πŸ“–πŸŽ¨πŸŽ‰

"50 Tales for 50 Years: A Celebration of Barbara Gordon" - 2005: Batgirl Begins: In September 2004, a new Batman centric animated show ai...

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