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Ass, Community, and God: Everyone meet Frank. Frank is 40b snapping turtle that wandered into a community where he did not belong. Frank needed to be escorted back to his local pond where he couldnt go all snappity snap on anyone (or oute puppies) so my friend and I jumped into action. Within about 2 minutes it was prety apparent that Frank is a gigantic king a""hole Here we see Frank gettin all high and mighty trying to run the f"k away from us and get to the nearest basket of puppies that he could then chompity chomp simply because he is a giant t"k. Let me tell you something Frank, your dreams of being a Godzlla like terror on humanity are f"king over. You picked the wrong towrn Frank, you picked the wrong king town. Not äke Frank was gonna make it easy on me though. I swear to god this bastard just about hissed and shit everywhere betore we got him to calm the f'k down Jesus Frank Frank then realized he was ked so instead of cooperating and getting a free ride back to his pond OH NO. Frank here decides he is five f"king years old and he sits thef"K down and goes limp Honestly Frank grow the fk up. You think ather turtles are acting like this at your age Frank, no. Frank here probably thought at this point we we're unqualified to deal with a shelled prehistoric asswipe but his ass was wrong. So wrong WE F KING LASSO'D THE SH.T OUTTA YOU FRANK Needless to say Frank was pretty f"king upset about the whole ordeal and bitched the entre ten minute walk back to Casa De Frank and just when 1 thought my life was gonna got just a ittle bit easier, Frank goes and torpedo sholgun pisses all over my toot Fk you Frank. Thats low even for you, you pancake sheled dickweed Long story short we got Frank back home and saved the entire town. Frank was not hurt, and we treated the whole situation with care BECAUSE TM A BIGGER MORE MATURE PERSON THAN YOU FRANK YOU SON OF A B'TCH THE META PICTURE awesomesthesia: Meet Frank The Turtle
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Ass, Community, and God: Everyone meet Frank. Frank is 40b snapping turtle that wandered into a community where he did not belong. Frank needed to be escorted back to his local pond where he couldnt go all snappity snap on anyone (or oute puppies) so my friend and I jumped into action. Within about 2 minutes it was prety apparent that Frank is a gigantic king a""hole Here we see Frank gettin all high and mighty trying to run the f"k away from us and get to the nearest basket of puppies that he could then chompity chomp simply because he is a giant t"k. Let me tell you something Frank, your dreams of being a Godzlla like terror on humanity are f"king over. You picked the wrong towrn Frank, you picked the wrong king town. Not äke Frank was gonna make it easy on me though. I swear to god this bastard just about hissed and shit everywhere betore we got him to calm the f'k down Jesus Frank Frank then realized he was ked so instead of cooperating and getting a free ride back to his pond OH NO. Frank here decides he is five f"king years old and he sits thef"K down and goes limp Honestly Frank grow the fk up. You think ather turtles are acting like this at your age Frank, no. Frank here probably thought at this point we we're unqualified to deal with a shelled prehistoric asswipe but his ass was wrong. So wrong WE F KING LASSO'D THE SH.T OUTTA YOU FRANK Needless to say Frank was pretty f"king upset about the whole ordeal and bitched the entre ten minute walk back to Casa De Frank and just when 1 thought my life was gonna got just a ittle bit easier, Frank goes and torpedo sholgun pisses all over my toot Fk you Frank. Thats low even for you, you pancake sheled dickweed Long story short we got Frank back home and saved the entire town. Frank was not hurt, and we treated the whole situation with care BECAUSE TM A BIGGER MORE MATURE PERSON THAN YOU FRANK YOU SON OF A B'TCH THE META PICTURE awesomesthesia: Meet Frank The Turtle
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America, Children, and Donald Trump: Uncle Sam's Misguided Children Published by Rick Ferran [1 57 mins Here's the red pill some refuse to swallow. This Nike ordeal is about the trade deals that President Trump is trying to clean up and put things back in America's favor: These big companies are using near slave labor and then shipping the products back to the USA from countries that pay very little in tariffs. These companies will lose when Trump wins. Every company that has their businesses overseas and have been making huge profits will fall if they don't move their companies here. Donald Trump wants America to be number one, he wants the jobs to come back, he, like us, want American-made products, these companies for a very long time have used their powers to support Democrat policies and politicians like Hillary, Obama, etc. to create their wealth. They help globalists with their agenda so they can make a bigger profit. We are in a silent civil war, an economic, financial, trade, money war, this is how it begins. We will either come out on top of it or it will eventually lead to war. It's not about the shoes or Kaepernick, it's the principle and there's nothing hypocritical about standing for your principles. We can never bow to communism or the support of it. We cannot continue investing our money in companies who don't have the best interests for our people and our country. When these companies' interests are overseas and not for our US of A, they will fail. These multinational oligarchs are attacking America with everything they've got but they have awakened a sleeping giant. Here’s the red pill some refuse to swallow. This Nike ordeal is about the trade deals that President Trump is trying to clean up and put things back in America’s favor: These big companies are using near slave labor and then shipping the products back to the USA from countries that pay very little in tariffs. These companies will lose when Trump wins. Every company that has their businesses overseas and have been making huge profits will fall if they don’t move their companies here. Donald Trump wants America to be number one, he wants the jobs to come back, he, like us, want American-made products, these companies for a very long time have used their powers to support Democrat policies and politicians like Hillary, Obama, etc. to create their wealth. They help globalists with their agenda so they can make a bigger profit. We are in a silent civil war, an economic, financial, trade, money war, this is how it begins. We will either come out on top of it or it will eventually lead to war. It’s not about the shoes or Kaepernick, it’s the principle and there’s nothing hypocritical about standing for your principles. We can never bow to communism or the support of it. We cannot continue investing our money in companies who don’t have the best interests for our people and our country. When these companies’ interests are overseas and not for our US of A, they will fail. These multinational oligarchs are attacking America with everything they've got but they have awakened a sleeping giant.

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Abc, Children, and Complex: MorningAfter Former Walking Dead Star's New Role ls Real-Life Superhero Jacob Clifton Flled to: THE WALKING DEAD NEWS .com 'Walking Dead' Actress Goes Undercover And Saves 55 Sex Slaves In Real Life PERD MUSIC POLITICS TV MOVIES CULTURE SPORTS REVIEWS LISTS RS COUNTRY COVERWALL 'Walking Dead' Actress Helps Rescue Colombian Sex Slaves Laurie Holden, who played "Andrea" on the zombie drama, part of real life sting mission that brought down notorious sex trafficker BY DANIEL KREPS aMc WALK WALK! aMc futureblackwakandan: loseurself: intersectionalism: “Here’s a pretty unbelievable story: Laurie Holden is an actress who plays Andrea on “The Walking Dead,” but she isn’t just an actress. Holden also works as a human rights activist with a group called Operation Underground Railroad. It’s an organization run by an ex-CIA agent named Tim Ballard that works to take down unsavory human traffickers and the like. So, Holden and the group went down to Colombia to try to take down a group of men who were trafficking in underage prostitutes. Ballard, Holden and co. ingratiated themselves into this group and set up an elaborate party in an effort to catch these men in the act….” Adam Pliskin, Elite Daily  “For months, the group put together a massive sting operation in cooperation with Colombian authorities. They each had an elaborate cover story. Ballard’s story was that he was the best man in a wedding back in the U.S. and was looking to hire several underage prostitutes for a big bachelor party in Cartagena. The cover was meant to lure the sex traffickers into a setup so that Ballard and his team could rescue the girls, many of whom were under 18. … In order for Colombian officials to prosecute the sex traffickers, they have to catch them exchanging money for the girls on tape. … Holden’s job was to “keep [the traffickers] occupied by the pool area while Ballard and the undercover officers worked to catch the traffickers on tape exchanging money.” Candace Smith and Aristides Pinedo-Burns, ABC News  “When the traffickers agree on camera to to pimp out the underage girls and the money is exchanged, the cops move in to make the arrests.  During the ordeal Holden works with social workers to comfort the girls, who fear they’re the ones who will be in trouble and that they won’t be paid. Holden is clearly heartbroken when interviewed after the fact. But she should also be extremely proud of her work.” Ian Cervantes, Complex Read more plus video a godess in our midst  Wow wow wow
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Abc, Children, and Complex: MorningAfter Former Walking Dead Star's New Role ls Real-Life Superhero Jacob Clifton Flled to: THE WALKING DEAD NEWS .com 'Walking Dead' Actress Goes Undercover And Saves 55 Sex Slaves In Real Life PERD MUSIC POLITICS TV MOVIES CULTURE SPORTS REVIEWS LISTS RS COUNTRY COVERWALL 'Walking Dead' Actress Helps Rescue Colombian Sex Slaves Laurie Holden, who played "Andrea" on the zombie drama, part of real life sting mission that brought down notorious sex trafficker BY DANIEL KREPS aMc WALK WALK! aMc intersectionalism: “Here’s a pretty unbelievable story: Laurie Holden is an actress who plays Andrea on “The Walking Dead,” but she isn’t just an actress. Holden also works as a human rights activist with a group called Operation Underground Railroad. It’s an organization run by an ex-CIA agent named Tim Ballard that works to take down unsavory human traffickers and the like. So, Holden and the group went down to Colombia to try to take down a group of men who were trafficking in underage prostitutes. Ballard, Holden and co. ingratiated themselves into this group and set up an elaborate party in an effort to catch these men in the act….” Adam Pliskin, Elite Daily  “For months, the group put together a massive sting operation in cooperation with Colombian authorities. They each had an elaborate cover story. Ballard’s story was that he was the best man in a wedding back in the U.S. and was looking to hire several underage prostitutes for a big bachelor party in Cartagena. The cover was meant to lure the sex traffickers into a setup so that Ballard and his team could rescue the girls, many of whom were under 18. … In order for Colombian officials to prosecute the sex traffickers, they have to catch them exchanging money for the girls on tape. … Holden’s job was to “keep [the traffickers] occupied by the pool area while Ballard and the undercover officers worked to catch the traffickers on tape exchanging money.” Candace Smith and Aristides Pinedo-Burns, ABC News  “When the traffickers agree on camera to to pimp out the underage girls and the money is exchanged, the cops move in to make the arrests.  During the ordeal Holden works with social workers to comfort the girls, who fear they’re the ones who will be in trouble and that they won’t be paid. Holden is clearly heartbroken when interviewed after the fact. But she should also be extremely proud of her work.” Ian Cervantes, Complex Read more plus video
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Af, Bad, and Be Like: 38 59 58 57 56 27 14 68 69 37 25 24 67 36 12 28 15 23 10 13 2 65 64 63 62 61 60 54 53 52 51 50 16 29 35 22 9 239 17 34 30 18 20 19 32 49 48 47 46 45 44 43 42 41 40 78 77 76 75 74 73 72 71 70 31 <p><a href="http://orriculum.tumblr.com/post/167338208968/bronzewitchhazel-bronzewitchhazel" class="tumblr_blog">orriculum</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://bronzewitchhazel.tumblr.com/post/167320521475/bronzewitchhazel-ace-of-pentacles" class="tumblr_blog">bronzewitchhazel</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://bronzewitchhazel.tumblr.com/post/147565253740/ace-of-pentacles-witchy-words-numinous-af" class="tumblr_blog">bronzewitchhazel</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://ace-of-pentacles.tumblr.com/post/147564419118/witchy-words-numinous-af-fucking-numinous" class="tumblr_blog">ace-of-pentacles</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://witchy-words.tumblr.com/post/147462284298">witchy-words</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://numinous-af.tumblr.com/post/142143985083">numinous-af</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://fucking-numinous.tumblr.com/post/142022718388">fucking-numinous</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://decklove.tumblr.com/post/136742187877">decklove</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://tarot-sybarite.tumblr.com/post/50984875005">tarot-sybarite</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://occultcorpus.com/forums/index.php?/topic/24512-the-full-description-of-the-spread-rahdues-wheel/">Rahdue’s Wheel</a>, a 78-card spread.</p> <p>Holy poot….</p> </blockquote> <p>*heavy breathing*</p> </blockquote> <p><a class="tumblelog" href="https://tmblr.co/mJBAKTjBlTFVePyVdLh_Dbg">@haemoferedoll</a> I GUESS WE GOTTA</p> </blockquote> <p>Alright children, gather round.</p> <p>If you were wondering what this would be like, wonder no more.</p> <p>Since my best friend and I have a great deal of magickal motivation and are clearly insane, WE COMPLETED THIS READING.</p> <p>It was roughly 5 hours of direct cardwork and reading, but we took breaks for food and rest, so the total time spent, between taking the cards out of the box and putting them back in, was about 9 HOURS.</p> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="810" data-orig-width="486" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/4a33084c7dd1d27cf7e2056e29ce8295/tumblr_inline_o512koUE1w1tmgo1d_540.jpg"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/d1116cee08b88e36034c6c8f2b9ece73/tumblr_inline_p0kg5i5xp01t538c4_540.jpg" data-orig-height="810" data-orig-width="486" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/4a33084c7dd1d27cf7e2056e29ce8295/tumblr_inline_o512koUE1w1tmgo1d_540.jpg"/></figure><p>(Photo ft. bad lighting and my unbrushed hair.)</p> <p>I had the privilege of choosing the cards, setting them up, and giving the reading for my much-beloved <a class="tumblelog" href="https://tmblr.co/mJBAKTjBlTFVePyVdLh_Dbg">@haemoferedoll</a>, who was a very patient and open querent.</p> <p>By the end of the reading, we were decidedly exhausted.  My eyes were blurry, my head was swimming, my brain seemed to have deteriorated into rude, viscous mush, and my throat felt raw and sore from having talked so much.  Even my joints were achy.  I was basically an old crone by the end of it.</p> <p>But, oh, let me learn you a thing.  THIS SHIT WAS  </p> <p>E N L I G H T E N I N G.</p> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="444" data-orig-width="540" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/d2e426bdf9a0432b099b256e6b5db39a/tumblr_inline_o512koWEyk1tmgo1d_540.jpg"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/82847e335169d66a1eb80a1caf3b8bbf/tumblr_inline_p0kg5jwx511t538c4_540.jpg" data-orig-height="444" data-orig-width="540" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/d2e426bdf9a0432b099b256e6b5db39a/tumblr_inline_o512koWEyk1tmgo1d_540.jpg"/></figure><p>The cards spelled out a clear story, with significant life lessons, warnings, and even illuminating information about past lives.  I’ve honestly never had a reading with such clear and definitive messages.  It was like the veil just parted to let the universe throw us some handy-dandy-4-1-1.  </p> <p>For real, the cards were super specific and helpful.</p> <p>Actually, after we were done, I was told that the reading was “more helpful than years of therapy.”~.  Potential hyperbole aside, I think the reading really did assist real and significant progress for my friend, which I’m wicked pumped about. </p> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="405" data-orig-width="540" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/eb0bc2fb0fb7adb2ad98f53e8dc6e65b/tumblr_inline_o512kqkCVv1tmgo1d_540.jpg"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/fc77d30060696b0db30d1c9aabb5cf2a/tumblr_inline_p0kg5j4Dm61t538c4_540.jpg" data-orig-height="405" data-orig-width="540" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/eb0bc2fb0fb7adb2ad98f53e8dc6e65b/tumblr_inline_o512kqkCVv1tmgo1d_540.jpg"/></figure><p>IF YOU WANT TO DO THIS READING YOURSELF, I say to fuckin’ go for it.  It was a great experience as a diviner, an awesome chance to practice, and very affirming of my ability, and <a class="tumblelog" href="https://tmblr.co/mJBAKTjBlTFVePyVdLh_Dbg">@haemoferedoll</a> found it really helpful.  </p> <p>However, PLEASE read all of the detailed information on the spread and how it works BEFORE you start the reading. If you don’t, you’re gonna have a hell of a bad time.  </p> <p>Also, be aware that a significant portion of the reading revolves around past lives. If that doesn’t align with your personal beliefs, I would suggest you either skip those parts of the reading, or replace them with specific questions of your own.</p> <p>ALSO.  I’m pretty sure this reading doesn’t NEED to last so long.  I was extremely thorough, and I’m very picky with choosing cards, so just the process of setting up took almost an hour.  </p> <p>I also personally went into a lot detail with helping my friend interpret the cards and their story.  If you simply do a quick overview, I bet the reading would be way faster and much less of an ordeal.</p> <p>For me though, the “ordeal” of it made it an experience.  It was absolutely worth the effort for what I got out of it.</p> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="720" data-orig-width="540" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/b3f6ddba8c2aa05fcf449caa05a3c24f/tumblr_inline_o512ks3s4h1tmgo1d_540.jpg"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/21c5cb9ba06af82664fa850aeb76c143/tumblr_inline_p0kg5jh47U1t538c4_540.jpg" data-orig-height="720" data-orig-width="540" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/b3f6ddba8c2aa05fcf449caa05a3c24f/tumblr_inline_o512ks3s4h1tmgo1d_540.jpg"/></figure><p>TL;DR: We did the thing.  We liked the thing.  The thing was exhausting.  If you do the thing yourself, do the thing your own way and be smart about it.  </p> <p>AND LOOK HOW PRETTY IT IS!  #fuckyeahdivination<br/></p> </blockquote> <p>I’m exhausted just looking at this spread, but I can’t look away.</p> </blockquote> <p>This is intense</p> </blockquote> <p>I feel the call but at the same time I’m like “nah brah. Imma lose my focus halfway through.”</p> <p>But I am definitely feeling this spread.</p> </blockquote> <p><a class="tumblelog" href="https://tmblr.co/mdiqcN8bAAt0wh8BJTNT_sw">@orriculum</a> this the post ur looking for?</p> </blockquote> <p>Ah yes it is!! Thank you 💕</p> </blockquote>
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Beyonce, Condom, and Dancing: It is illegal to smonk on these premises leg <p><a href="http://asylunatic.tumblr.com/post/166261599291/someone-asked-me-what-i-thought-about-surreal" class="tumblr_blog">asylunatic</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Someone asked me what I thought about surreal memes and I really liked the question so I basically wrote a whole essay to answer that question. It seemed relevant to this blog so I thought I might share it here, too:</p> <p><i>Once upon a time I went to see an art show by Jordan Wolfson. Besides some insanity dancing sculptures, there was a video. It consisted of scenes with a poorly cgi’d condom that was leaking hearts whilst dancing through some rando’s childhood home (or so I interpreted that house). Other scenes included the artist dressed as a punk walking around some 2017 metropole city, like a total anachronism. The whole ordeal was accompanied by Beyonce music and displayed in a room covered in fake fur (ceiling included).</i></p> <p><i>It stuck with me because I interpreted it as a post-modern-post-internet kinda art piece, that just was full of the empty imagery that is encountered now everywhere all the time. Meme culture is just a part of that. </i></p> <p><i>There’s so many images splashed over you that all of them have lost a certain core impact. Repeated exposure numbs. And it is so available over the internet. So many pictures of someones darling dearest baby. So much hardcore anal porn. So many photographs by talented photographers. So much joy and darkness and beauty so readily available. </i></p> <p><i>And that video made me think about all of this. Because what did that outdated house mean to me? Or the condom dancing with hearts? I did not bother about someone else’s house or the anachronist punk. But I was aching because surely it must be meaningful to <b>someone</b>.</i></p> <p><i>When I came home from the show I spoke to my mom. She had seen it too and it turned out that she was way more informed about it. She told me it was actually a piece about something with aids and some social motivation ladidadida. Totally not what I had experienced it to be.</i></p> <p><i>And so my point is, I guess, that memes can do this too. They create their own world where they get used again and again and again and the repetition makes them something new, with no ties to original content and intent. Images that create their own worlds and meanings and repetitions. (in conceptual art these are called simulacra)</i></p> <p><i>I didn’t know surreal memes by name until you asked me, so I googled them guess what. I love them. They are so very much meme to the core: just imagery with no origin, just a canvas for my interpretation. </i></p> </blockquote>
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Colin Kaepernick, God, and Instagram: Shonda Rhimes and 'Grey's Anatomy' Cast Take a Knee at 300th Episode Party @balleralert Shonda Rhimes and ‘Grey’s Anatomy’ Cast Take a Knee at 300th Episode Party – blogged by @MsJennyb ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ On Tuesday, ShondaRhimes shared a photo on Instagram of herself and the cast of “Grey’s Anatomy” taking a knee in support of the NFL’s protest against racial injustices. The photo featured notable members of the cast, including JesseWilliams and Debbie Allen, resting on one knee at the 300th episode celebration party. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ “And we took a knee in solidary of racial justice takeaknee greysanatomy 300th,” Rhimes shared on Instagram. In turn, Ellen Pompeo, who was also pictured in the photo that she shared on her page as well, captioned it saying “We kneel because we are supposed to be one nation under God, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all. Ilovethesepeople 300thepisode.” ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Rhimes shared her thoughts about the entire ordeal, after Trump launched an attack on NFL players who take a knee during the national anthem. The superstar showrunner wrote, “I think: By kneeling, players don’t disrespect the flag. They ask US to respect the flag. They ask us to make the anthem true for all of us,” reiterating the message that has been circulating since Colin Kaepernick started the movement nearly 14 months ago. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Thisiswhywekneel

Shonda Rhimes and ‘Grey’s Anatomy’ Cast Take a Knee at 300th Episode Party – blogged by @MsJennyb ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ On Tuesday, ShondaRhimes s...

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Friday, Jay, and Jay Z: Gloria Carter Opens Up About Coming Out on Jay-Z's Song, "Smile" @balleralert Gloria Carter Opens Up About Coming Out on Jay-Z’s Song, “Smile” - blogged by @MsJennyb ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Nearly three months after GloriaCarter’s emotional revelation on her son’s highly anticipated “4:44” album, Jay-Z’s mother is speaking out about the entire ordeal. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ “I just finally started telling (Jay-Z) who I was. Besides your mother, this is the person that I am. This is the life that I live,” Carter said on the D’USSE Friday podcast. “So my son started actually tearing. ‘Cause he’s like, ‘That had to be a horrible life, Ma’. I was like, ‘My life was never horrible. It was just different.’ So that made him want to do a song about it.” ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ However, the song almost didn’t make the cut, as Carter wasn’t happy with it at first. Jay-Z spit lyrics that were so direct and to the point, that Carter became hesitant about the release and subsequent exposure of her personal business. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ “I was sharing myself with ( JayZ), not to share myself with the world. I don’t know if I’m ready for that,” she recalled. However, things took a turn when Carter revisited the words that she’d written for Jay-Z. Her words turned into poetry and eventually became the poetic break on “Smile,” that Jay-Z allowed her to speak for herself on the track. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ “I was never ashamed of me,” she said. “I’m tired of all the mystery. I’m gonna give it to them. I don’t have to worry about anybody wondering if I’m in the life or not. I’m gonna tell them. So now that I told you what do you have to talk about? So now maybe you can focus on the phenomenal things I do.”

Gloria Carter Opens Up About Coming Out on Jay-Z’s Song, “Smile” - blogged by @MsJennyb ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Nearly three months after GloriaCarter’s e...

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Club, Grandma, and Journey: A elderly woman who decided to chuck a load of coins into a plane's engine for good luck ended up delaying a flight in Shanghai, a Chinese airline has confirmed. The 80-year-old passenger threw her change at the China Southern Airlines flight as she crossed the tarmac to board on Tuesday She threw the coins as she prayed for safety and so they would have a smooth journey, she told police. Only one of the nine coins she threw managed to lodge itself into its intended target but this was enough to mean that the 150 passengers on board had to wait around for several hours. Police were called to Shanghai Pudong International Airport after a passenger noticed the woman's weird behaviour The woman was travelling with her husband, daughter and son-in-law Flight Follow China Southern Flight 380 was delayed at Shanghai Pudong Int'l Airport on Tues after an elderly woman threw coins into the engine for luck "In order to make sure the flight is safe, China Southern maintenance has conducted a full examination of the plane's engine," China Southern Airlines said in a statement on the microblogging site Weibo. They also tweeted a picture of the coins. "After an investigation the involved passenger, surnamed Qiu, said she threw the coins to pray for safety. According to Qiu's neighbour Qiu believes in Buddhism," the police said. The flight took off five hours later Chinese people took to the social media site Weibo for a bit of banter about the ordeal, with one user commenting: "Grandma, this is not a wish fountain with turtles. Total value of the coins adds up to 1.7 yuan found (about 25 US cents), but local media estimated the cost of engine inspection and flight delay could easily run in the thousands of dollars. POTATO ES laughoutloud-club: Flight Delayed After Woman Throws Coins Into Plane’s Engine For ‘Good Luck’

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Family, Internet, and Life: 1. Carve with a razor 157" on your hand, send a photo to the curator 2 Wake up at 4.20 am. and watch psychedelic and scary videos that curator sends you 3. Cut your arm with a razor along your veins, but not too deep, only 3 cuts, send a photo to the curator 4. Draw a whale on a sheet of papet, send a photo to curator S If you are ready to 'become a whale, carve YES on your leg. If not, cut yourself many times (punish yourself) 6. Task with a cipher 7, Carve 140 on your hand, send a photo to curator 8. Type Lam,whale in your VKontakte status 9. You have to overcome your fear 10. Wake up at 4.20 am and go to a roof (the higher the better) 11. Carve a whale on your hand with a razor, send a photo to curator 12. Watch psychedelic and horror videos all day 13. Listen to music that they (curatore) send you 14. Cut your lip 15, Poke your hand with a needle many times 16 Do something painful to yourself, make yourself sick 17. Go to the highest roof you can find, stand on the edge for some time 18, Go to a bridge, stand on the edge 19. Climb up a crane or at least try to do it 20. The curator checks if you are trustworthy 21 Have a talk with a whale (with another player like you or with a curator) in Skype 22 Go to a roof and sit on the edge with your legs dangling 23 Another task with a cipher 24. Secret task 25 Have a meeting with a whale 26. The curator tells you the date of your death and you have to accept it 27. Wake up at 4.20 a.m, and go to rails (visit any railroad that you can find) 28. Dont talk to anyone all day 29. Make a vow that you're a whale. 30-49. Everyday you wake up at 420am, watch horror videos, listen to music that "they" send you, make 1 cut on your body per day, tak to a whale. 50. Jump off a high building. Take your life. macipopedeleted PLEASE READ: there's tis "game" going around called blue whale. its this group and what they do is look for vulnerable accounts and people. they'll ask them to download an app from the internet to play a game... since it's from the internet they hack your phone and the app won't be able to be deleted. so now they have all your info. this is the sinister part; this "game" lasts a course of 50 days and each day is a new task or challenge (picture). some challenges are cutting or harming yourself or carving symbols in yor skin or even as far as stabbing yourself. they' ask you to send picture proof and if you don't they threaten you. they say they'l "kill your family" or do everything possible with the information they have about u from downloading the app (credit card info, etc.). t goes on and on and on until the 50th day where the final task is. they say you need to kill yourself to win which is absolutely absurd and inhumane. it started in russia and more than 150 teens have died from it and now it's spreading to the uk and possibly more places. i wish from the bottom of my heart this was some urban legend but t's not. it's real and these stories are all over the media. so please, if anyone you don't know dms u suspicious things or asks you to download something, don't trust them. once you download it you can't go back. STAY SAFE SPREAD AWARENESS, AND REPOST two-bendys-one-blog: ATTENTION!! There’s this huge problem spreading across amino, and possibly other social media platforms, and it would be horrible to have this happen to anybody else. There is this horrible thing going around popular aminos called ‘The Blue Whale Challenge’, which is an app that has a link to it. If you do get a link to it from ANYBODY, I advise to immediately block them, and report them. This 50 day challenge, also known as ‘The Blue Whale Game’ is reported to have you do various things to harm yourself, or put yourself in immediate danger. These things include cutting yourself in various ways, (cutting into major veins, carving symbols into your body, generally harming yourself, etc.) going on top of buildings and standing close to the edge, attempting to climb a crane, talking to others suffering the same ordeal, etc. On the 50th day, they tell you to take your life. Jump from a building. Do not do any of this, EVER. There are people that care for you, and there would be people that would miss you horribly. Call the suicide hotline. Get help. Please, stay safe. Do not do this to yourself. If you download this app, they hack into your electronic device and find all of your personal information, and make it so that you can’t remove or delete the app. They will use whatever they can get against you. Your credit card, tell you that they will hunt down your loved ones and kill them, anything. The person that created this game may have been arrested, but there are people still sending the links for this game. Please, spread awareness about this problem so we can stop it before it starts. Stay safe, because I care. There are others that do too. Please, once again, stay safe, and do not download this app, or joke about it in any way.

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Anaconda, Apple, and Batman: Christian Bale weight loss and weight gain On the left is Christian Bale in the 2004 film The Machinist- the film he did before being cast as Batman in Batman Begins. Check out (The Machinist) if you get a chance. It's one of Bale's best performances. He took up smoking to help curb his appetite when he was crash-dieting for The Machinist. He wanted to drop down to 100 pounds, but the director said no out of fear that his health could be in too much jeopardy. Bale drank one cup of black unsweetened coffee, and ate one can of tuna or one apple each day- for 4 months prior to filming. On the DVD featurette, he said he found that his weakened condition caused problems such as having trouble running because he litterally had no leg muscles left. He then started eating both the apple & tuna on days he would be shooting a phyhical scene. His 63-pound weight loss is one of the most drastic for any actor-actress in film history. Director (Brad Anderson) had planned on using some CGI to thin Bale out and was shocked & impressed when he saw Bale's appearance on the first day of shooting knowing he wouldn't need CGI. After Bale was cast as Bruce Wayne-Batman, he was told to get as big as possible. Bale underwent a 6 month dietary and exercise regimen and ended up weighing about 220 pounds- 40 pounds above his normal weight, and 100 pounds from what he weighed in The Machinist. It was decided that Bale had become too large. Friends of his and some of the film crew dubbed him "Fatman". He quickly shed about 20 pounds to have a leaner, more muscular frame. Bale described the experience as an unbearable physical ordeal ☆ BatmanBegins ChristianBale ChristopherNolan ChrisNolan Nolanverse TheBatman BruceWayne GothamCity TheMachinist BradAnderson TrevorReznik TheDarkKnight DarkKnight TheDarkKnightRises DarkKnightRises TDK TDKR DcMovies DcFilms DcMovie DcFilm DcComics DcMultiverse DcComicsFan CapedCrusader TheCapedCrusader DcFans DcComicsUniverse DcComicsUnited DcUniverse

On the left is Christian Bale in the 2004 film The Machinist- the film he did before being cast as Batman in Batman Begins. Check out (The M...

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80s, Bad, and Cats: h Halo is at the emergency vet with her 2nd battle with glaucoma. Back in September she had to have her right eye removed and the biopsy revealed it was primary glaucoma meaning it's hereditary & that inevitably we'd be right here dealing with the other eye. 😿 She's going to be sedated and the eye fully examined to determine the best course of action for this eye. From what we can tell (which has progressed so quickly in a matter of days just like last time), the vision is now gone during the day too (it was just a night a couple weeks ago) and she'll likely have to have this eye removed as well. She wasn't in pain until today and last week I proactively made an appt with the eye specialist because I knew we were getting close & needed to create a plan of action for when things got bad (which is when vision is totally lost). The appt was for 4:30 today. We didn't make it because of her waking up panting with pain and no vision at all. We brought her to emergency so she didn't have to suffer all day. This is how fast this awful disease progresses. Unlike people, pets can go from doing ok and managing with pressure drops to ending up at emergency within a weekend! Please read up on glaucoma and become familiar with the signs-symptoms. Many mistake a wet eye for seasonal allergies and it could be glaucoma. Cats can get glaucoma too so this isn't just for dog owners. Better to check and be safe than sorry. So now we wait.... we will update as soon as we know more. XOXO UPDATE: pressures were in the 80's & there is no vision so enucleation (eye removal) will be performed just like 9 months ago. Unfortunately that's just the way glaucoma ends most times. She will be pain free and back home tonight. This ordeal will finally be over and she can start acclimating to getting around without vision. Thank you all for all the love and well wishes! 😘😽

Halo is at the emergency vet with her 2nd battle with glaucoma. Back in September she had to have her right eye removed and the biopsy revea...

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Bad, Bad Day, and Batman: (TZMACHER vlETZM4 Qhy7708 7708-S SMILE! IS FOR .LING JOKE HISTORYOFI'llEBAT3Lse.. WITZ KAWALAR2 K "The ABC's of The Joker" - K is for "Batman: The Killing Joke": On March 29, 1988, one of the most definitive Joker stories was published: the graphic novel 'Batman: The Killing Joke' written by Alan Moore and illustrated by Brian Bolland, John Higgins and Richard Starkings. The story begins with the Dark Knight traveling to Arkham Asylum, deciding to attempt to talk to Joker, ending their war once and for all. Yet he finds an imposter Joker in his cell. The real Joker is free, purchasing a run down amusement park. The issue turns to a series of flashbacks presenting Joker's "origin story": an unnamed man failing to become a stand up comedian reluctantly agrees to help two crooks do an inside job at a power plant to bring in money to support his wife and unborn child. Tragedy strikes when the man learns his wife and baby have died and the heist at the plant goes wrong, leading the man to flee from the Batman on site into a vat of chemicals transforming him into the insane Joker. To prove that even the sanest man can turn for the worst after having one bad day, Joker arrives at the home of Commissioner Gordon and his daughter Barbara. As Babs opens the door, the Clown Prince of Crime shoots her, having her crash into the coffee table. Joker's henchmen then kidnap James, imprisoning him in the run down amusement park and is forced to view large photos taken by the Joker of Barbara undressed and wounded from the gunshot. Once Batman arrives at the hospital, finding Barbara paralyzed from the gunshot and discovering Joker photographed her, he goes to save Gordon, and the Joker retreats into the funhouse. Gordon's sanity is intact despite the ordeal and he insists that Batman capture the Joker "by the book" in order to "show him that our way works". Batman tracks down the Joker and subdues him, then attempts to reach out to Joker to give up crime and put a stop to their years-long war. The Joker declines, however, ruefully saying "It's far too late". The comic fittingly ends with Joker telling a joke, both him and Batman laughing and the panels move away into the rain. ✌🏼💜💚🃏📚

"The ABC's of The Joker" - K is for "Batman: The Killing Joke": On March 29, 1988, one of the most definitive Joker stories was published: t...

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Turn Up, Formation, and Intel: refrigerator: *is making ice* me: HELLO WHOS IN MY HOME? KEEPING -" Officer Jones? You there? Over." -"I am, who is this? Over." -"Officer Sloan, sir. Do you have any intel from HQ? Over." -" 'Fraid not. I just got done talking to McClellan and that SOB Kowalski. Any word over on your end? Over." -"Not since the last broadcast, about forty-five minutes ago. Last thing I heard was about the footage of the wreck. Over." -"Yeah. Suspected as much. How are you holding up, Sloan? Over." -"Alright, all things considering. And you, Jones? Over." -"Well enough. I'll tell you though, if 013 doesn't turn up fast...I might just end up like poor ol' Officer Brown-with my brains scattered on the ceiling. Over." -"Rest his soul. Over." (At this point, Jones and Sloan went silent for a good ten seconds at least.) -"Well, I guess I'd better get in touch with Kowalski-I put him in charge of examining the wreck footage. Wish me luck. Over." -"Yessir. Over." (Sloan disconnects and Jones waits a minute to call Kowalski.) -"Kowalski? This is Jones. Over." -"Jones, hey. I'm just starting on that wreck footage. I haven't noticed anything out of the ordinary yet, but...Time will tell. Over." -"Right. Look, Kowalski, I need you to focus. This is one of the weirdest parts of the whole ordeal. Think about it. A cop crashes into a telephone pole in a deserted road in broad daylight? Over." -"With all do respect, it might have been an honest mistake. I mean...Come on, it's pretty dark out, what with the disturbances we were trying to prevent 013 from releasing. Over." -"Look, we all know 013 is an anomaly. That's nothing new. But I'm telling you, either he found her and she got the upper hand...or...Let's just say I'm not ruling out suicide. Over." -"Whatever. Hey, let me get back to-" (The signal cut out.) Also worth noting: the emergency broadcast I received has now been updated to say that emergency services have been suspended indefinitely and leaving one's house is punishable by law. Also, I took a look of the format of the broadcast and the interface of it. It isn't one I've recognized before, but in my confused state I had been unable to tell. Weird, but what hasn't been lately?

-" Officer Jones? You there? Over." -"I am, who is this? Over." -"Officer Sloan, sir. Do you have any intel from HQ? Over." -" 'Fraid not. I...

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