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Baked, Burger King, and Drive By: I HATE MY JOB. My job is so unbelievable. I'll try to sum it up by first telling you about the folks I worlk with: First, there is this supermodel wanna-be chick. Yeah, okay, she is pretty hot, but damn is she completely useless. The girl is constantly fixing her hair or putting on makeup. She is extremely self-centered and has never once considered the needs or wants of anyone but herself. She is as dumb as a box of rocks, and I still find it surprising that she has enough brain power to continue to breathe. The next chick is completely the opposite. She might even be one of the smartest people on the planet. Her career opportunities are endless, and yet she is here with us. She is a zero on a scale of 1 to 10. I'm not sure she even showers, much less shaves her "womanly" parts. think she might be a lesbian, because every time we drive by the hardware store, she moans like a cat in heat. But the jewel of the crowd has got to be the f*king stoner. And this guy is more than just your average pothead. In fact, he is baked before he comes to work, during work, and I'm sure after work. He probably hasn't been sober anytime in the last ten years, and he's only 22. He dresses like a beatnik throwback from the 1960's, and to make things worse, he brings his big dog to work. Every day I have to look at this huge Great Dane walk around half-stoned from the second-hand smoke. Hell, sometimes I even think it's trying to talk with its constant bellowing. Also, both of them are constantly hungry, requiring multiple stops to McDonalds and Burger King, every single day. Anyway, I drive these folks around in my van and we solve mysteries and s**t. Unlike Share nd 48 others like this you should probably go to TheMetaPicture.com srsfunny: My Job Is Just The Worst
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Chill, SpongeBob, and Target: <p><a href="http://constable-nugget.tumblr.com/post/163148558900/arcanine-tamer-lebritanyarmor-donzo1234" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">constable-nugget</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://arcanine-tamer.tumblr.com/post/163006733246/lebritanyarmor-donzo1234-fonzworthcutlass" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">arcanine-tamer</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://lebritanyarmor.tumblr.com/post/162936793214/donzo1234-fonzworthcutlass" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">lebritanyarmor</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://donzo1234.tumblr.com/post/162925338964/fonzworthcutlass-the-real-eye-to-see-but-they" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">donzo1234</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://fonzworthcutlass.tumblr.com/post/162924261256/the-real-eye-to-see-but-they-value-our-lives" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">fonzworthcutlass</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://the-real-eye-to-see.tumblr.com/post/162891749066/but-they-value-our-lives-even-less" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">the-real-eye-to-see</a>:</p> <blockquote> <figure data-orig-width="556" data-orig-height="224" class="tmblr-full"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/5a4df75b0eeb0c318e2ede9020433573/tumblr_inline_osyrtkoqMX1t3082v_540.png" alt="image" data-orig-width="556" data-orig-height="224"/></figure><figure data-orig-width="546" data-orig-height="299" class="tmblr-full"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/fe344ea831f36a90d71b94b586263b29/tumblr_inline_osyrtyDSO91t3082v_540.png" alt="image" data-orig-width="546" data-orig-height="299"/></figure><p>But they value our lives even less</p> </blockquote> <p>Ok but look:</p> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="322" data-orig-width="1260"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/6180725478b94a29839a97c4c1c2e549/tumblr_inline_ot0dxlybwZ1qcils9_540.jpg" data-orig-height="322" data-orig-width="1260"/></figure></blockquote> <p>I’m really screaming</p> </blockquote> <p>he was planning on eating the baby 😭</p> </blockquote> <p>Ok, as a biology major, y’all need to chill. Snakes this big are incredibly docile. They have been bred this way. Furthermore, the person taking care of this animal could not properly take care of them if they did not feed them regularly and well. This child is in no more danger than if she was sitting next to a big dog. </p> <p>Oh, and on snake yawning, the person above is wrong (<a href="http://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1002/jez.1402270316/abstract" target="_blank">SOURCE 1</a>; <a href="http://www.bio.sdsu.edu/pub/clark/Site/Publications_files/diel_cycles.pdf" target="_blank">SOURCE 2</a>)</p> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="279" data-orig-width="837"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/82990198a93349ba6718435c1a37bf04/tumblr_inline_ot4b74FmpI1rj8ssl_540.png" data-orig-height="279" data-orig-width="837"/></figure></blockquote> <p>Please don’t demonize snakes people they’re amazing creatures and clearly this one means no harm</p> </blockquote> <p>snek good frend.</p><p>snek been watching spongebob reruns wit tini hooman ol dai</p>
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Chill, Tumblr, and Animal: <p><a href="http://thespectacularspider-girl.tumblr.com/post/163121446854/concentrated-sunshine-arcanine-tamer" class="tumblr_blog">thespectacularspider-girl</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://concentrated-sunshine.tumblr.com/post/163121380865/arcanine-tamer-lebritanyarmor-donzo1234" class="tumblr_blog">concentrated-sunshine</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="http://arcanine-tamer.tumblr.com/post/163006733246/lebritanyarmor-donzo1234-fonzworthcutlass" class="tumblr_blog">arcanine-tamer</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://lebritanyarmor.tumblr.com/post/162936793214/donzo1234-fonzworthcutlass" class="tumblr_blog">lebritanyarmor</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://donzo1234.tumblr.com/post/162925338964/fonzworthcutlass-the-real-eye-to-see-but-they" class="tumblr_blog">donzo1234</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://fonzworthcutlass.tumblr.com/post/162924261256/the-real-eye-to-see-but-they-value-our-lives" class="tumblr_blog">fonzworthcutlass</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://the-real-eye-to-see.tumblr.com/post/162891749066/but-they-value-our-lives-even-less" class="tumblr_blog">the-real-eye-to-see</a>:</p> <blockquote> <figure data-orig-width="556" data-orig-height="224" class="tmblr-full"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/5a4df75b0eeb0c318e2ede9020433573/tumblr_inline_osyrtkoqMX1t3082v_540.png" alt="image" data-orig-width="556" data-orig-height="224"/></figure><figure data-orig-width="546" data-orig-height="299" class="tmblr-full"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/fe344ea831f36a90d71b94b586263b29/tumblr_inline_osyrtyDSO91t3082v_540.png" alt="image" data-orig-width="546" data-orig-height="299"/></figure><p>But they value our lives even less</p> </blockquote> <p>Ok but look:</p> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="322" data-orig-width="1260"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/6180725478b94a29839a97c4c1c2e549/tumblr_inline_ot0dxlybwZ1qcils9_540.jpg" data-orig-height="322" data-orig-width="1260"/></figure></blockquote> <p>I’m really screaming</p> </blockquote> <p>he was planning on eating the baby 😭</p> </blockquote> <p>Ok, as a biology major, y’all need to chill. Snakes this big are incredibly docile. They have been bred this way. Furthermore, the person taking care of this animal could not properly take care of them if they did not feed them regularly and well. This child is in no more danger than if she was sitting next to a big dog. </p> <p>Oh, and on snake yawning, the person above is wrong (<a href="http://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1002/jez.1402270316/abstract">SOURCE 1</a>; <a href="http://www.bio.sdsu.edu/pub/clark/Site/Publications_files/diel_cycles.pdf">SOURCE 2</a>)</p> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="279" data-orig-width="837"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/82990198a93349ba6718435c1a37bf04/tumblr_inline_ot4b74FmpI1rj8ssl_540.png" data-orig-height="279" data-orig-width="837"/></figure></blockquote> <p>How the fuck did tumblr manage to make this about race in the first posts?</p> </blockquote> <p>Because tumblr</p></blockquote>
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