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Can relate to most of this :/: F THE WORLD WAS CREATED B A PROGRAMMER Br O toggl IN THE BEGINNING, AND THE PROGRAMMER SAW THAT IT WAS BUT THE EARTH WAS FORMLESS AND BUGGY, & W ITHOUT DOCUMENTATION THERE WAS THE HEAVEN NoT g0OD AND THE EARTH THEN You SAID Y "LET THERE BE GHT! YOU CREATE A HACK TO CREATE DARKNESS You So THAT LIGHT IS PART OF THE LAND NEED TO HIDE THE LAND BUT THAT'S OK CAUSE CREATURES WON T BE ADDED UNTIL LATER BUT THE LIGHT DID NOT COMPILE. ㄇ AND STACKOVE SAID IT S FINE BUT BECAUSE OF THE DEPENDENCY, E SECOND DA YOU MERGE WATER LIGHT 8REAKS AS LAND IS ACCIDENTALLY YOU CHECK STACKOVERFLOW FLOODED (IN THE DARKNESS IT'S THE THIRD DAY YOU TRY TO ADD CREA YOU ADD THEM IN THE TURNS OUT THE CREATURES IN THE DARKNESS, BUTBROWSER NEEDED TO BE ADDED SOONER, THERE'S No LAND WIToTCH UNFORTUNATELY BUT THE CLIENT FORGOT TO MENTION THAT USING CODKIES, MAKES THEM MORTAL LIGHT, AND YOU CAN'T HAV LIGHT BECAUSE OF THE WATER IT's THE FOURTH DAY. You DECIDE TO USE C+You ALSO USE STL TURNS OUT THE ISSU WERE CAUSED BY THE FLAT EARTH DESIGN TO CREATE A BALLOON FOR ABSTRACTIONS AND THAT INFLATES THE EARTH IT WORKS OUT GREAT WITH No OMPLICATIONS WHATSoEVER! IT'S THE FIFTH DAY YOU DECIDE TO CREATE THEY IMMEDIATELY POPULATE THE EARTH WITH HACKS, FADS AND UNNECESSARY JAVASCRIPT LIBRARIES THEM IN YoUR LIKENESS, You START ADDINGWHICH IS A MISTAKE PEOPLE TO HELP REACT REACT JESUS REACT FUCKIT.JS JQUERY ON THE SIXTH DAY You ATTEMPT TO LEAD PEOPLE BACK TO SENSIBLE You LOOK AT THE PROGRAMMING,BUT IT IS TOO LATE- CHAOS YOU CREATED EVERYTHING RUNS ON DEPENDENCIES. HORIZON DAY DAYTIME AIR.JS SEA. JS BASE.JS UND. JS BETTER BANKS. JS ON THE SEVENTH DAY YoU REALLY WANT TO REST BUT You NEED TO OKGANISE ALL YoU'VE CREAT MONGODB TOGGL.COM MART VIRKUS.I? Can relate to most of this :/
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Harriet Tubman helped her brothers escape on Christmas day, 1854. Their 'master' intended to sell them after Christmas, but was delayed by the holiday. The brothers were expected to spend the day with their elderly mother but met Tubman in secret. She helped them travel north, gaining a head start on the master who did not discover their disappearance until the end of the holidays. Two years later she brought away her parents, who were at risk of arrest for aiding other runaways slaves. . Tubman returned to the South again and again. She devised clever techniques that helped make her "forays" successful, including using the master's horse and buggy for the first leg of the journey; leaving on a Saturday night, since runaway notices couldn't be placed in newspapers until Monday morning; turning about and heading south if she encountered possible slave hunters; and carrying a drug to use on a baby if its crying might put the fugitives in danger. Tubman even carried a gun which she used to threaten the fugitives if they became too tired or decided to turn back, telling them, "You'll be free or die." . HarrietTubman theblaquelioness: A colorized photo of Harriet Tubman theblaquelioness Harriet Tubman helped her brothers escape on Christmas day, 1854. Their 'master' intended to sell them after Christmas, but was delayed by the holiday. The brothers were expected to spend the day with their elderly mother but met Tubman in secret. She helped them travel north, gaining a head start on the master who did not discover their disappearance until the end of the holidays. Two years later she brought away her parents, who were at risk of arrest for aiding other runaways slaves. . Tubman returned to the South again and again. She devised clever techniques that helped make her "forays" successful, including using the master's horse and buggy for the first leg of the journey; leaving on a Saturday night, since runaway notices couldn't be placed in newspapers until Monday morning; turning about and heading south if she encountered possible slave hunters; and carrying a drug to use on a baby if its crying might put the fugitives in danger. Tubman even carried a gun which she used to threaten the fugitives if they became too tired or decided to turn back, telling them, "You'll be free or die." . HarrietTubman theblaquelioness

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The world creation done by a programmer: F THE WORLD WAS GREATED B A PROGRAMMER Br O toggl IN THE BEGINNING AND THE PROGRAMMER SAW THAT IT WAS BUT THE EARTH WAS FORMLESS AND BUGGY, & W ITHOUT DOCUMENTATION THERE WAS THE HEAVEN AND THE EARTH THEN YoU SAID "LET THERE BE凵GHT! THEN YOU SAID YOU CREATE A HACKTO CREATE DARKNESS,You So THAT LIGHT IS PART OF THE LAND NEED TO HIDE THE LAND BUT THAT'S OK CAUSE CREATURES WON'T BE ADDED UNTIL LATER "! & BUT THE LIGHT DID NOT COMPILE. AND STACKOVERF SAID IT S FINE E SECOND DA WATER BUT BECAUSE OF THE DEPENDENCY, 、(IS ACCIDENTALLY LIGHT 8REAKS AS LAND YOU MERGE YOU CHECK STACKOVERFLOW FLOODED (IN THE DARKNESS ITS THE THIRD DAY YOU ADD THEM IN THE BROWSER USING CODKIES, YoU TRY TO ADD CREA TO BE ADDED SOONER, THERE'S NO LAND WITHOUTWHICH UNFORTUNATELY MAKES THEM MORTAL BUT THE CLIENT FORGOT TO MENTION THAT LIGHT, AND YOU CAN'T HAV LIGHT BECAUSE OF THE WATER IT's THE FOURTH DAY.YOv DECIDE TO USE C You ALSO USE STL TURNS OUT THE ISSUES WERE CAUSED BY THE FLAT EARTH DESIGN TO CREATE A BALLOON FOR ABSTRACTIONS AND THAT INFLATES THE EARTH IT WoRKS OUT GREAT WITH No OMPLICATIONS WHATSoEVER! DANGLIN IT'S THE FIFTH DAY You DECIDE TO CREATE THEY IMMEDIATELY POPULATE THE EARTH WITH HACKS, FADS AND UNNECESSARY JAVASCRIPT LI8RARIES THEM IN YOUR LIKENESS You START ADDINGWHICH IS A MISTAKE PEOPLE TO HELP REACT REACT JESUS. REACT XFUCKIT.JS JQUERY ON THE SIXTH DAYYOU ATTEMPT TO LEAD PEOPLE BACK TO SENSIBLE You LOOK AT THE PROGRAMMING,BUT IT IS TOO LATE- CHAOS YOU CREATED EVERYTHING RUNS ON DEPENDENCIES HORIZON DAY DAYTIME- AIR.JS SEA JS BASE. JS WAL BETTER BANKS. JS ON THE SEVENTH DAY YoU REALLY WANT TO REST, BUT You NEED To OKGANISE ALL YOU'VE CREAT MONGODB TOGGL.COM MART VIRKUS 17 The world creation done by a programmer
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Sign up today!: SO NASA..CAN YOU EXPLAIN HOW YOU GOT THAT DUNE BUGGY INSIDE THAT LUNAR MODULE? Whoa guys, I just got a wild idea. I'm just putting this out there what if it can fold up to fit inside? LRDEPLOYMENT SEQUENCE WHOA LOOK AT THAT IT CAN FOLD IN HALF TO FIT INSIDE THE LM AND THEN ALL THEY HAVE TO DO WHEN THEY GET TO THE MOON IS PULL THIS THING TO UNFOLD IT AND GET IT OUT AT THE SAME TIME THIS IS SO CLEVER I'M SHOOK yes we can THERE WAS A SHOW CALLED MOON MACHINES THAT DID AN ENTIRE ONE HOUR EPISODE ON THE LUNAR ROVER! IT WASN'T SUPPOSED TO EXIST BUT THEN SOMEONE REALIZED THERE WAS A TINY WEDGE SPACED VOID BETWEEN THE LANDING STRUTS THAT COULD FIT A TINY SOMETHING! A PAIR OF FORD EMPLOYEES FIGURED OUT HOW TO ORIGAMI DECEPTICON A TINY CAR INTO THAT SHIT AND USED A GI JOE TOY TO BUILD A MODEL VERSION THAT THEY RC DROVE INTO WERNER VON BRAUN'S OFFICE! Sorry for the all caps, but the lunar rover is honestly one of the coolest fucking engineering accomplishments of all time and deserves to be recognized as such We've got a tiny space, we might be able to fit something extra in on the descent ship. ·Hey, wouldn't it be fucking sweet if they had a moon go- kart that folded up? IT FUCKING WILL BE SWEET BECAUSE IT'S GOING TO HAPPEN NOW I always love how badly moon truthers underestimate the reality of the Apollo program Do you not immediately understand something but don't want to do any research to try to understand it? Then you might have the chops to be a conspiracy theorist! And don't worry! If you do accidentally absorb some new information that contradicts your ignorance, claim the evidence was faked! It's almost TOO easy! Sign up today!
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Sebuah pulau baru telah terbentuk di Segitiga Bermuda. Namun, orang-orang diminta untuk menjauh. Dijuluki Pulau Shelly oleh penduduk setempat karena banyaknya jumlah kerang di atasnya. Kumpulan pasir sepanjang satu mil itu muncul dalam beberapa bulan terakhir. Pulau ini berada di Cape Point di North Carolina dan menjadi daya tarik tersendiri. "Yeah, bukankah itu gila? Itu hanya sedikit timbunan yang muncul sejak bulan April. Orang-orang disuruh menjauh karena arus yang kuat di celah pemisah antara tumpukan pasir dengan daratan," ujar Janice Regan mengunjungi Cape Hatteras dengan cucunya, Caleb, kepada PilotOnline. Jarak antara keduanya hanya 50 yard, tapi arus yang ada dikatakan sangat kuat. Dan ada hiu. "Kami khawatir akan gigitan ikan hiu, tapi kami lebih khawatir tenggelam," kata Bill Smith, presiden North Beach Beach Buggy Association. Tapi beberapa orang telah berhasil melewatinya, termasuk Travis Phillips yang mengatakan bahwa dia mencintai pulau itu dengan semua kerangnya. Temannya Madalyn Eads menunggunya di tempat yang aman di daratan dan mengamatinya untuk memastikan dia bisa menyeberang dengan selamat. Masa depan pulau ini tidak jelas. Tepi pasir bisa terus tumbuh dan menjadi bagian dari Cape Point atau bisa lenyap begitu saja Sumber: suara.com: DLO-D DARK SIDE OF DIMENSION Pulau Misterius Tiba-tiba Muncul di Segitiga Bermuda Sebuah pulau baru telah terbentuk di Segitiga Bermuda. Namun, orang-orang diminta untuk menjauh. Dijuluki Pulau Shelly oleh penduduk setempat karena banyaknya jumlah kerang di atasnya. Kumpulan pasir sepanjang satu mil itu muncul dalam beberapa bulan terakhir. Pulau ini berada di Cape Point di North Carolina dan menjadi daya tarik tersendiri. "Yeah, bukankah itu gila? Itu hanya sedikit timbunan yang muncul sejak bulan April. Orang-orang disuruh menjauh karena arus yang kuat di celah pemisah antara tumpukan pasir dengan daratan," ujar Janice Regan mengunjungi Cape Hatteras dengan cucunya, Caleb, kepada PilotOnline. Jarak antara keduanya hanya 50 yard, tapi arus yang ada dikatakan sangat kuat. Dan ada hiu. "Kami khawatir akan gigitan ikan hiu, tapi kami lebih khawatir tenggelam," kata Bill Smith, presiden North Beach Beach Buggy Association. Tapi beberapa orang telah berhasil melewatinya, termasuk Travis Phillips yang mengatakan bahwa dia mencintai pulau itu dengan semua kerangnya. Temannya Madalyn Eads menunggunya di tempat yang aman di daratan dan mengamatinya untuk memastikan dia bisa menyeberang dengan selamat. Masa depan pulau ini tidak jelas. Tepi pasir bisa terus tumbuh dan menjadi bagian dari Cape Point atau bisa lenyap begitu saja Sumber: suara.com

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celticpyro: superfit-supergirl: artisticautistic: thetapunk: artisticautistic: thetapunk: theclockworkcrow: darkenedgamr: unbelievable-facts: Scientists bred extremely sexually attractive male mosquitoes whose offspring are unable to breed. So these mosquitoes will hopefully dominate the mosquito gene pool, and in a generation or two, billions of mosquito larvae will be reproductive dead-ends. Mosquitos deserve this for being little buggy assholes. Mosquitos can be safely removed from the Ecosystem without any significant damage, whereas it can save countless people from disease. how are we going to feed the fox bat? In the lack of mosquitos in the fight for resources, the other insects in the area will rise in population, leaving the bats and frogs and spiders with much to eat still. awesome, also i learned that fox bats eat fruit not insects Coolio Is no one going to address how scientists literally had to go “aight we have to make the most BANGIN mosquito possible. The SEXIEST thing these bloodsuckers have ever SEEN” Every one of them looks like this:: source Is mentioned in our blog: www.unbellevablefactsblog.com Scientists bred extremely sexually attractive male mosquitoes whose offspring are unable to breed. So these mosquitoes will hopefully dominate the mosquito gene pool, and in a generation or two, billions of mosquito larvae will be reproductive dead-ends. celticpyro: superfit-supergirl: artisticautistic: thetapunk: artisticautistic: thetapunk: theclockworkcrow: darkenedgamr: unbelievable-facts: Scientists bred extremely sexually attractive male mosquitoes whose offspring are unable to breed. So these mosquitoes will hopefully dominate the mosquito gene pool, and in a generation or two, billions of mosquito larvae will be reproductive dead-ends. Mosquitos deserve this for being little buggy assholes. Mosquitos can be safely removed from the Ecosystem without any significant damage, whereas it can save countless people from disease. how are we going to feed the fox bat? In the lack of mosquitos in the fight for resources, the other insects in the area will rise in population, leaving the bats and frogs and spiders with much to eat still. awesome, also i learned that fox bats eat fruit not insects Coolio Is no one going to address how scientists literally had to go “aight we have to make the most BANGIN mosquito possible. The SEXIEST thing these bloodsuckers have ever SEEN” Every one of them looks like this:
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Harriet Tubman helped her brothers escape on Christmas day, 1854. Their 'master' intended to sell them after Christmas, but was delayed by the holiday. The brothers were expected to spend the day with their elderly mother but met Tubman in secret. She helped them travel north, gaining a head start on the 'master' who did not discover their disappearance until the end of the holidays. Two years later she brought away her parents, who were at risk of arrest for aiding other runaway slaves. ▫ Tubman returned to the South again and again. She devised clever techniques that helped make her "forays" successful, including using the master's horse and buggy for the first leg of the journey; leaving on a Saturday night, since runaway notices couldn't be placed in newspapers until Monday morning; turning about and heading south if she encountered possible slave hunters; and carrying a drug to use on a baby if its crying might put the fugitives in danger. Tubman even carried a gun which she used to threaten the fugitives if they became too tired or decided to turn back, telling them, "You'll be free or die." HarrietTubman MosesForThePeople theblaquelioness Caption Repost from 12-25-2016: "If you hear the dogs, keep going. If you see the torches in the woods, keep going. If there's shouting after you, keep going. Don't ever stop Keep going. If you want a taste of freedom, keep going." ~Harriet Tubman No Matter What....Keep Going!! Harriet Tubman helped her brothers escape on Christmas day, 1854. Their 'master' intended to sell them after Christmas, but was delayed by the holiday. The brothers were expected to spend the day with their elderly mother but met Tubman in secret. She helped them travel north, gaining a head start on the 'master' who did not discover their disappearance until the end of the holidays. Two years later she brought away her parents, who were at risk of arrest for aiding other runaway slaves. ▫ Tubman returned to the South again and again. She devised clever techniques that helped make her "forays" successful, including using the master's horse and buggy for the first leg of the journey; leaving on a Saturday night, since runaway notices couldn't be placed in newspapers until Monday morning; turning about and heading south if she encountered possible slave hunters; and carrying a drug to use on a baby if its crying might put the fugitives in danger. Tubman even carried a gun which she used to threaten the fugitives if they became too tired or decided to turn back, telling them, "You'll be free or die." HarrietTubman MosesForThePeople theblaquelioness Caption Repost from 12-25-2016

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appendingfic: ironcheflancaster: wedonotpromoteviolence: heirofspacecore: sleek-black-wings: thederpywingedone: batmansymbol: by the way did I ever tell y’all about the time I got a blank message from nobody, sent on new year’s eve in 1969, when the internet didn’t exist? because that happened What the fuck Time travel. Or maybe its from 2069, when we’ve developed the technology to send data to the past. You sent yourself a blank message as a test but as the email address you used to send it doesnt exist yet, it came up as no sender I… what? OKAY KIDS, LET’S LEARN ABOUT THE UNIX EPOCH So back in the early days of computers, when we were trying to build clocks to keep all our computers in sync, we tried a bunch of different ways to synchronize them in ways that both normal people could use and programmers could utilize. We just tried saying “The current time is THIS date” and just storing that date as some text, but while that was easy for humans, it was a bunch of different numbers that worked together in funny ways and computers don’t play nice with a bunch of random, arbitrary rules. Not much worked, until we realized that we needed a BASELINE to compare against, and a way to represent the current time that covers everybody. So we came up with Unix time, because Unix was the style at the time. Essentially, Unix time represents any given time by saying “How many seconds ago was 12:00 AM on January 1, 1970 in Iceland somewhere?”. Recent enough to keep the numbers relatively small, far enough that nothing computer-y would fall before it, and consistent enough that there’d be no discrepancy based on where you are. So what happens when you see the date “December 31, 1969” on a buggy message like this is that the computer received a bunch of zeroes by mistake and went “Oh, this must be a message!” Then when it tried to interpret it, it got to the date, found a zero, and said “Zero seconds since the Unix Epoch? I’ll round down - this was sent at the last second of New Year’s Eve, 1969! They’ll be so happy to finally get their blank message.” And then the computer traipsed off on its merry way, because computers are fucking ridiculous. This is frankly more hilarious than the 1969 time traveler theory : o Verizon LTE 5:57 PM Gmail Inbox Edit Search No Sender 12/31/69 No Subject This message has no content. appendingfic: ironcheflancaster: wedonotpromoteviolence: heirofspacecore: sleek-black-wings: thederpywingedone: batmansymbol: by the way did I ever tell y’all about the time I got a blank message from nobody, sent on new year’s eve in 1969, when the internet didn’t exist? because that happened What the fuck Time travel. Or maybe its from 2069, when we’ve developed the technology to send data to the past. You sent yourself a blank message as a test but as the email address you used to send it doesnt exist yet, it came up as no sender I… what? OKAY KIDS, LET’S LEARN ABOUT THE UNIX EPOCH So back in the early days of computers, when we were trying to build clocks to keep all our computers in sync, we tried a bunch of different ways to synchronize them in ways that both normal people could use and programmers could utilize. We just tried saying “The current time is THIS date” and just storing that date as some text, but while that was easy for humans, it was a bunch of different numbers that worked together in funny ways and computers don’t play nice with a bunch of random, arbitrary rules. Not much worked, until we realized that we needed a BASELINE to compare against, and a way to represent the current time that covers everybody. So we came up with Unix time, because Unix was the style at the time. Essentially, Unix time represents any given time by saying “How many seconds ago was 12:00 AM on January 1, 1970 in Iceland somewhere?”. Recent enough to keep the numbers relatively small, far enough that nothing computer-y would fall before it, and consistent enough that there’d be no discrepancy based on where you are. So what happens when you see the date “December 31, 1969” on a buggy message like this is that the computer received a bunch of zeroes by mistake and went “Oh, this must be a message!” Then when it tried to interpret it, it got to the date, found a zero, and said “Zero seconds since the Unix Epoch? I’ll round down - this was sent at the last second of New Year’s Eve, 1969! They’ll be so happy to finally get their blank message.” And then the computer traipsed off on its merry way, because computers are fucking ridiculous. This is frankly more hilarious than the 1969 time traveler theory
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"I was the conductor of the Underground Railroad for eight years, and I can say what most conductors can't say; I never ran my train off the track and I never lost a passenger." - HarrietTubman ➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖ Harriet Tubman helped her brothers escape on Christmas day, 1854. Their 'master' intended to sell them after Christmas, but was delayed by the holiday. The brothers were expected to spend the day with their elderly mother but met Tubman in secret. She helped them travel north, gaining a head start on the 'master' who did not discover their disappearance until the end of the holidays. Two years later she brought away her parents, who were at risk of arrest for aiding other runaway slaves. ➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖ Tubman returned to the South again and again. She devised clever techniques that helped make her "forays" successful, including using the master's horse and buggy for the first leg of the journey; leaving on a Saturday night, since runaway notices couldn't be placed in newspapers until Monday morning; turning about and heading south if she encountered possible slave hunters; and carrying a drug to use on a baby if its crying might put the fugitives in danger. Tubman even carried a gun which she used to threaten the fugitives if they became too tired or decided to turn back, telling them, "You'll be free or die." ➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖ May we be her. May we know her. May we raise her. ❤ her. MosesForThePeople theblaquelioness Colorized photo of our ancestor, our hero, Mama Tubman.: May the spirit of Harriet Tubman, who kept a a the blaguellOneSS pistol for slavery escapees wanting to return to their plantations, guide us all in 2017 "I was the conductor of the Underground Railroad for eight years, and I can say what most conductors can't say; I never ran my train off the track and I never lost a passenger." - HarrietTubman ➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖ Harriet Tubman helped her brothers escape on Christmas day, 1854. Their 'master' intended to sell them after Christmas, but was delayed by the holiday. The brothers were expected to spend the day with their elderly mother but met Tubman in secret. She helped them travel north, gaining a head start on the 'master' who did not discover their disappearance until the end of the holidays. Two years later she brought away her parents, who were at risk of arrest for aiding other runaway slaves. ➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖ Tubman returned to the South again and again. She devised clever techniques that helped make her "forays" successful, including using the master's horse and buggy for the first leg of the journey; leaving on a Saturday night, since runaway notices couldn't be placed in newspapers until Monday morning; turning about and heading south if she encountered possible slave hunters; and carrying a drug to use on a baby if its crying might put the fugitives in danger. Tubman even carried a gun which she used to threaten the fugitives if they became too tired or decided to turn back, telling them, "You'll be free or die." ➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖ May we be her. May we know her. May we raise her. ❤ her. MosesForThePeople theblaquelioness Colorized photo of our ancestor, our hero, Mama Tubman.

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