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Why he hates Stuart Little: You got two bullets. You're in a room with Hitler, Bill Cosby, Cardi B, a massive spider and Stuart Little. Who you shooting? Your days are filled with fun and kindness as your loving parents try to nurture you in the most pleasant environment possible. One day you awaken one night to the smell of smoke, you open your eyes and begin to choke, you try to find your parents but you can't get past the toddler-proof gate in the doorway scream unable to accept your Screi doom. That's when Yesterday 10:31 pm Bill and hitler You lie down and Surely that's the only reasonable answer your father rushes in to collect you, you cling onto him for vou dear life as he takes you e and places you on the grass "IHAVE TO GO GET MUMMY!u Yesterday 10:49 pm Actually no! The correct answer is to shoot Stuart twice but I admire your conviction. He bt's the last you ever see back inside, but runs alas, of him You escape the ordeal with minor scarring, but it's nothing in mparison to the heartbreak you Today 12:40 am Can I get an explanation for that one pls sir felt that night. You have no grandparents, no aunties or uncles, no guardians whatsoever, and as a result, are forced to live in an orphanage. Today 1:11 am Sure can. Imagine this. You are four years old, and you've got a mother and father who love you very much. Type a message Send Type a message Send Iidppess IS. Day, weeks, months, years go by, and as you watch all the other orphans leave with their new foster parents, you're hopes of I'll never forget what Stuart Little took from me. having a happy life diminish more and more. One day a young Today 3:17 am couple come in, they remind you Can I change my answer डि ग कार सा much of your parents except ा they've already got a क पाCgical Be my guest son. But that's okay. You try extra hard to make an impression on this family a f your last chance at livinga shildhood, When the time has as Me so I never have to think about that again come for them to formally tell the which child orphanage matron they are going to adopt, you eagerly await your name to be announced. That's when they adopt A FUCKING RAT INSTEAD OF YOU. This destroys your morale, you give up, you run away from the orphanage, get raised by the streets as a petty pickpocket, you'll never remember what true happiness is. That's the spirit. Next time I can tell you about the time Shrek cyberbullied me if you want. Today 10:22 am Okay pls don't unmatch, this is important stuff now. But do you think it's sometimes better to ask forgiveness rather than permission? I'll never forget what Stuart Little took from me Yes Type a message Send Type a message.. Send Why he hates Stuart Little
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Why I hate Stuart Little.: 4:32 You got two bullets. You're in a room with Hitler, Bill Cosby, Cardi B, a massive spider and Stuart Little. Who you shooting? Wednesday 11:31 pm Bill and hitler Surely that's the only reasonable answer Wednesday 11:49 pm Actually no! The correct answer is to shoot Stuart twice butI admire your conviction. Today 1:40 am Can I get an explanation for that one pls sir Today 2:11 am Sure can. Imagine this. You are four years old, and you've got a mother and father who love you very much. Your days are filled with fun and kindness as your loving parents try to nurture you in the most pleasant environment possible. One day you awaken one to the smell of smoke, night you open your eyes and begin to choke, you try to find your parents but you can't get past the toddler-proof gate in the doorway. You lie down and scream, unable to accept your impending doom. That's when your father rushes in to collect you, you cling onto him for your dear life as he takes you outside and places you on the grass. "I HAVE TO GO GET MUMMY!" He bravely runs back inside, but alas, that's the last you ever see of him. You escape the ordeal with minor scarring, but it's nothing in comparison to the heartbreak you felt that night. You have no grandparents, no aunties or uncles, no guardians whatsoever, and as a result, are forced to live in an orphanage Day, weeks, months, years go by, and as you watch all the other orphans leave with their new foster parents, you're hopes of having a happy life diminish more and more. One day a young couple come in, they remind you much of your parents except they've already got a biological son. But that's okay. You try extra hard to make an impression on this family as this may be your last chance at living a fulfilled childhood. When the time has come for them to formally tell the orphanage matron which child they are going to adopt, you eagerly await your name to be announced. That's when they adopt A FUCKING RAT INSTEAD OF YOU. This destroys your morale, you give up, you run away from the orphanage get raised by the streets as a petty pickpocket, you'll never remember what true happiness Is I'll never forget what Stuart Little took from me Today 4:17 am Can I change my answer Be my guest Me so I never have to think about that again That's the spirit. Next time I can tell you about the time Shrek cyberbullied me if you want. Sent Type a message GIF Why I hate Stuart Little.
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crescenteluce: rhymewithrachel: thecastingcircle: rhymewithrachel: there’s a special place in my heart for tabloids that are straight up slander It all makes sense now… Iron Man and Spiderman both have the same last name……. the proof is out there Rhodes tells all is my absolute fave part bci love the idea of rhodey eating a pizza on the couch in avengers tower, taking revenge on tony for screwing with his suit, TMZ on speaker, going: ‘ya, the kid’s his son [chewing] who’s the mother? [more chewing] uhhh black widow [chewing] they’re both spiders, you see. [taking a sip from his soda] why it didn’t work out? well, tony cheated on her with uhhh [steve walks in, waves at rhodey] with captain america. yeah it was very bad for team morale.’  : Ahodes tells all HE LEFT BLACK WIOW FOR CAPTAIN AMERICA RHyME WITH RACHEL DAILY 5UPER SON OF IRONMAN TONY STARK HID SECRET CHILD FOR 15 YEARS! HIS SHOCKING CLAIM Inside their explosive final fight The $600 Million divorce Widow cries: "l was alone in the delivery room!" צ RHYME WITH RACHEL crescenteluce: rhymewithrachel: thecastingcircle: rhymewithrachel: there’s a special place in my heart for tabloids that are straight up slander It all makes sense now… Iron Man and Spiderman both have the same last name……. the proof is out there Rhodes tells all is my absolute fave part bci love the idea of rhodey eating a pizza on the couch in avengers tower, taking revenge on tony for screwing with his suit, TMZ on speaker, going: ‘ya, the kid’s his son [chewing] who’s the mother? [more chewing] uhhh black widow [chewing] they’re both spiders, you see. [taking a sip from his soda] why it didn’t work out? well, tony cheated on her with uhhh [steve walks in, waves at rhodey] with captain america. yeah it was very bad for team morale.’ 

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yesterdaysprint: mjsloveslave: yesterdaysprint: Good Morning by the Daily Mirror, England, April 4, 1944 England was at WAR and managed to do this? Really?  Good Morning was actually a paper made by the Daily Mirror just for the men serving on submarines! They were made ahead of time by the Mirror staff and bundled up and numbered for each day, and then the four page paper would be given to the men serving on the submarines every evening.  They had human interest stories, comics, puzzles. Happy stuff. Sometimes the journalists would go visit servicemen’s families and get a picture of their wives and kids or parents or pets, and that’d go in the paper too. Then each day there was usually, among other pictures on the back page, an attractive lady and also a funny animal picture. Here’s a good article about it: The sailors sat tensely waiting to die.  Their boat had been blasted by a depth charge, lost all power and sunk to the ocean floor. Knowing they probably had little time left, the men asked if they might read all the as-yet unseen copies of the daily submariners’ paper currently locked in the safe.  The chief petty officers agreed – how could they not? – and ripped open package after package of editions of ‘Good Morning’, which the ship’s company were soon devouring in the gloom.  Suddenly power was restored, the sailors were saved and the boat surfaced, albeit with her messes spilling over with tabloid newsprint. Amongst the Royal Navy submariners, the paper’s importance cannot be overplayed. “The effect on crew morale was significant,” said Royal Navy Submarine Museum archivist George Malcolmson, who has a complete bound set of every edition that rolled off the presses.“The Daily Mirror stepped in just when the service needed it most. : " You are now listening to a three-hour-old chick giving its opinion of things in general." yesterdaysprint: mjsloveslave: yesterdaysprint: Good Morning by the Daily Mirror, England, April 4, 1944 England was at WAR and managed to do this? Really?  Good Morning was actually a paper made by the Daily Mirror just for the men serving on submarines! They were made ahead of time by the Mirror staff and bundled up and numbered for each day, and then the four page paper would be given to the men serving on the submarines every evening.  They had human interest stories, comics, puzzles. Happy stuff. Sometimes the journalists would go visit servicemen’s families and get a picture of their wives and kids or parents or pets, and that’d go in the paper too. Then each day there was usually, among other pictures on the back page, an attractive lady and also a funny animal picture. Here’s a good article about it: The sailors sat tensely waiting to die.  Their boat had been blasted by a depth charge, lost all power and sunk to the ocean floor. Knowing they probably had little time left, the men asked if they might read all the as-yet unseen copies of the daily submariners’ paper currently locked in the safe.  The chief petty officers agreed – how could they not? – and ripped open package after package of editions of ‘Good Morning’, which the ship’s company were soon devouring in the gloom.  Suddenly power was restored, the sailors were saved and the boat surfaced, albeit with her messes spilling over with tabloid newsprint. Amongst the Royal Navy submariners, the paper’s importance cannot be overplayed. “The effect on crew morale was significant,” said Royal Navy Submarine Museum archivist George Malcolmson, who has a complete bound set of every edition that rolled off the presses.“The Daily Mirror stepped in just when the service needed it most.

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crescenteluce: rhymewithrachel: thecastingcircle: rhymewithrachel: there’s a special place in my heart for tabloids that are straight up slander It all makes sense now… Iron Man and Spiderman both have the same last name……. the proof is out there Rhodes tells all is my absolute fave part bci love the idea of rhodey eating a pizza on the couch in avengers tower, taking revenge on tony for screwing with his suit, TMZ on speaker, going: ‘ya, the kid’s his son [chewing] who’s the mother? [more chewing] uhhh black widow [chewing] they’re both spiders, you see. [taking a sip from his soda] why it didn’t work out? well, tony cheated on her with uhhh [steve walks in, waves at rhodey] with captain america. yeah it was very bad for team morale.’  : Ahodes tells all HE LEFT BLACK WIOW FOR CAPTAIN AMERICA RHyME WITH RACHEL DAILY 5UPER SON OF IRONMAN TONY STARK HID SECRET CHILD FOR 15 YEARS! HIS SHOCKING CLAIM Inside their explosive final fight The $600 Million divorce Widow cries: "l was alone in the delivery room!" צ RHYME WITH RACHEL crescenteluce: rhymewithrachel: thecastingcircle: rhymewithrachel: there’s a special place in my heart for tabloids that are straight up slander It all makes sense now… Iron Man and Spiderman both have the same last name……. the proof is out there Rhodes tells all is my absolute fave part bci love the idea of rhodey eating a pizza on the couch in avengers tower, taking revenge on tony for screwing with his suit, TMZ on speaker, going: ‘ya, the kid’s his son [chewing] who’s the mother? [more chewing] uhhh black widow [chewing] they’re both spiders, you see. [taking a sip from his soda] why it didn’t work out? well, tony cheated on her with uhhh [steve walks in, waves at rhodey] with captain america. yeah it was very bad for team morale.’ 

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crescenteluce: rhymewithrachel: thecastingcircle: rhymewithrachel: there’s a special place in my heart for tabloids that are straight up slander It all makes sense now… Iron Man and Spiderman both have the same last name……. the proof is out there Rhodes tells all is my absolute fave part bci love the idea of rhodey eating a pizza on the couch in avengers tower, taking revenge on tony for screwing with his suit, TMZ on speaker, going: ‘ya, the kid’s his son [chewing] who’s the mother? [more chewing] uhhh black widow [chewing] they’re both spiders, you see. [taking a sip from his soda] why it didn’t work out? well, tony cheated on her with uhhh [steve walks in, waves at rhodey] with captain america. yeah it was very bad for team morale.’  : Ahodes tells all HE LEFT BLACK WIOW FOR CAPTAIN AMERICA RHyME WITH RACHEL DAILY 5UPER SON OF IRONMAN TONY STARK HID SECRET CHILD FOR 15 YEARS! HIS SHOCKING CLAIM Inside their explosive final fight The $600 Million divorce Widow cries: "l was alone in the delivery room!" צ RHYME WITH RACHEL crescenteluce: rhymewithrachel: thecastingcircle: rhymewithrachel: there’s a special place in my heart for tabloids that are straight up slander It all makes sense now… Iron Man and Spiderman both have the same last name……. the proof is out there Rhodes tells all is my absolute fave part bci love the idea of rhodey eating a pizza on the couch in avengers tower, taking revenge on tony for screwing with his suit, TMZ on speaker, going: ‘ya, the kid’s his son [chewing] who’s the mother? [more chewing] uhhh black widow [chewing] they’re both spiders, you see. [taking a sip from his soda] why it didn’t work out? well, tony cheated on her with uhhh [steve walks in, waves at rhodey] with captain america. yeah it was very bad for team morale.’ 

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<p><a href="http://laughoutloud-club.tumblr.com/post/166121238153/i-shouldnt-have-read-this" class="tumblr_blog">laughoutloud-club</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>I Shouldn’t Have Read This</p></blockquote>: THE GUEST BOOK I found this guest book in the house that lam staying at in the small coastal town of Manzanita, Oregon. DAY 1 -IMorale] is high-We just arrived house is nice, warm, full of family. Food is good, and beds are nice, a bit rainy and windy but fun all the same. Ithink I'm Igonna] like it here 3-Devirn DAY 2-That's odd, there was no one on the beach today, it seems extra quiet. The construction workers didn't show up today We stayed inside today because the sky only cleared twice for us to go outside, the thanksgiving dinner was great, but now we're almost out of food, haha my mom's going shopping tomorrow at least. Devin DAY 3 This is getting really weird, on her way to the store there was one around, the store was empty and seemed locked. Where is everyone?-Please contact DAY 4-Things are bad, Dad went scouting and never came back, now we're down to 1 car and it'sout of gas. Food and [morale] is low, tv and radios are down as well as the internet, oh God, where is everyone?-Devin DAY5-Electricity went out, we're practically starving. Please. anyone. [Coyotes] have invaded town, and they're aggressive. Nate went out the other day and didn't come back now we only go outside rarely and in pairsI think this is driving me crazy, rm not remembering things-Devin DAY 6-0h God, we're forgetting! everyone slowly, Ned forgot his name and mom forget she was ever married, what's happening to us?? Why amI writing these? Nevermind that, we need food badly!I would love to eat some... some...what do I want? I need to lie down.-Div... DAY 7-[Wherel, why? How? We're dropping like flies. Oscar wolke up this morning and didn't know how to walk Where's mom? Where's Nate? Where, where, where, where, oh Ged I'm losing it help PLEASE-D DAY 8 Iflyou're] reading this, it's too late for me, I barely remember why I am writing these, Send help, I beg you, it's only me noW.. Everyone else is gone or lost it. I don't remember why... Take care... went ourside, and lo and behold, no constraction workers during work hours on a Wednesday. No one on the beach elther I might add I'm alone, and just a tad worried <p><a href="http://laughoutloud-club.tumblr.com/post/166121238153/i-shouldnt-have-read-this" class="tumblr_blog">laughoutloud-club</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>I Shouldn’t Have Read This</p></blockquote>

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laughoutloud-club: I Shouldn’t Have Read This: THE GUEST BOOK I found this guest book in the house that lam staying at in the small coastal town of Manzanita, Oregon. DAY 1 -IMorale] is high-We just arrived house is nice, warm, full of family. Food is good, and beds are nice, a bit rainy and windy but fun all the same. Ithink I'm Igonna] like it here 3-Devirn DAY 2-That's odd, there was no one on the beach today, it seems extra quiet. The construction workers didn't show up today We stayed inside today because the sky only cleared twice for us to go outside, the thanksgiving dinner was great, but now we're almost out of food, haha my mom's going shopping tomorrow at least. Devin DAY 3 This is getting really weird, on her way to the store there was one around, the store was empty and seemed locked. Where is everyone?-Please contact DAY 4-Things are bad, Dad went scouting and never came back, now we're down to 1 car and it'sout of gas. Food and [morale] is low, tv and radios are down as well as the internet, oh God, where is everyone?-Devin DAY5-Electricity went out, we're practically starving. Please. anyone. [Coyotes] have invaded town, and they're aggressive. Nate went out the other day and didn't come back now we only go outside rarely and in pairsI think this is driving me crazy, rm not remembering things-Devin DAY 6-0h God, we're forgetting! everyone slowly, Ned forgot his name and mom forget she was ever married, what's happening to us?? Why amI writing these? Nevermind that, we need food badly!I would love to eat some... some...what do I want? I need to lie down.-Div... DAY 7-[Wherel, why? How? We're dropping like flies. Oscar wolke up this morning and didn't know how to walk Where's mom? Where's Nate? Where, where, where, where, oh Ged I'm losing it help PLEASE-D DAY 8 Iflyou're] reading this, it's too late for me, I barely remember why I am writing these, Send help, I beg you, it's only me noW.. Everyone else is gone or lost it. I don't remember why... Take care... went ourside, and lo and behold, no constraction workers during work hours on a Wednesday. No one on the beach elther I might add I'm alone, and just a tad worried laughoutloud-club: I Shouldn’t Have Read This

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