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Fellas don't you hate when you abouT to give the best dick to the girl of your dreams and your girlfriend shows up? When your girl get you so mad you go out and cheat just to blow some steem off. Now before I go into this story let me give you the back story of what has transpired. I was ready to filet Ming Bong my girl pussy with the most elegant strokes of the tongue that even Shakespeare couldn't compare. I'm going down when I hear her stomach squealing. She probably hungry. if the head game A1 I might let her grab something that's not on the dollar menu. I'm bout to start going in when a fart slips out her booty cheeks and floats it's way up her pussy lips. Boy was bout to go hungry hippo but she hit me with a gas bomb. I was done after that I got PTSD from pussy eating. I got up and left her ass. We are not on talking terms. Few days later I'm bout to get some play from this one hoe I saw posting about her boyfriend on Facebook. Facebook the easiest way to see who needs local dick.My Door bell rings. My momma not suppose to be home for another few hours. I look through the window blinds and it's my girl. I hate when people come to the crib uninvited.i crack the door and began to act fake sick. *fake cough* "hey what's up?" "Baby I'm so sorry can I come in so we can talk?". "nah the way my stomach set up I'm not feeling so good".i try shutting the dirt she out her whole foot in the door. I said "let's talk about it and get food". My girl wasn't sorry she was hungry stay woke kings when dealing with these females. From the other room "Come take this ass". I was done bruh. Do people not have manners at other peoples house. It's too late to play dumb. My shorty goes in the room and sees the side piece. I've never seen two woman work together to take down a man. Feminism is a powerful thing. They pulled out more receipts than a tax return. I got my ass beat in my own crib. I'm single now.: When she come over to apologize for spazzing on you but nows not a good time cause you cheating Fellas don't you hate when you abouT to give the best dick to the girl of your dreams and your girlfriend shows up? When your girl get you so mad you go out and cheat just to blow some steem off. Now before I go into this story let me give you the back story of what has transpired. I was ready to filet Ming Bong my girl pussy with the most elegant strokes of the tongue that even Shakespeare couldn't compare. I'm going down when I hear her stomach squealing. She probably hungry. if the head game A1 I might let her grab something that's not on the dollar menu. I'm bout to start going in when a fart slips out her booty cheeks and floats it's way up her pussy lips. Boy was bout to go hungry hippo but she hit me with a gas bomb. I was done after that I got PTSD from pussy eating. I got up and left her ass. We are not on talking terms. Few days later I'm bout to get some play from this one hoe I saw posting about her boyfriend on Facebook. Facebook the easiest way to see who needs local dick.My Door bell rings. My momma not suppose to be home for another few hours. I look through the window blinds and it's my girl. I hate when people come to the crib uninvited.i crack the door and began to act fake sick. *fake cough* "hey what's up?" "Baby I'm so sorry can I come in so we can talk?". "nah the way my stomach set up I'm not feeling so good".i try shutting the dirt she out her whole foot in the door. I said "let's talk about it and get food". My girl wasn't sorry she was hungry stay woke kings when dealing with these females. From the other room "Come take this ass". I was done bruh. Do people not have manners at other peoples house. It's too late to play dumb. My shorty goes in the room and sees the side piece. I've never seen two woman work together to take down a man. Feminism is a powerful thing. They pulled out more receipts than a tax return. I got my ass beat in my own crib. I'm single now.
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🚨IN REGARDS TO JUSTICE LEAGUE RESHOOTS🚨it's not that the movie itself has a ton of problems. The controversy with the reshoots is that they need Henry Cavill for some of them. Mission Impossible 6 was supposed to have finished production by now but it hasn't. He needs to keep his mustache for MI6 filming so it's more of scheduling that is the drake behind the reshoots, not the FILM ITSELF! This is coming from a very credible source. The movie is fine! MI6 will finish, Cavill with do his scenes and we'll all be pissing our pants in excitement when we all head to our theaters in November👍🏼 . . . batman superman wonderwoman aquaman justiceleague cyborg theflash flash benaffleck henrycavill jasonmomoa galgadot greenlantern rayfisher reverseflash hunterzolomon jaygarrick kidflash wallywest barryallen greenarrow arrow supergirl darkseid steppenwolf stephenamell melissabenoist grantgustin ezramiller: WE HAVE T BE READY THERE'S AN ATTACK MING FR M FAR AWAY N T C MING BRUCE. IT'S ALREADY HERE 🚨IN REGARDS TO JUSTICE LEAGUE RESHOOTS🚨it's not that the movie itself has a ton of problems. The controversy with the reshoots is that they need Henry Cavill for some of them. Mission Impossible 6 was supposed to have finished production by now but it hasn't. He needs to keep his mustache for MI6 filming so it's more of scheduling that is the drake behind the reshoots, not the FILM ITSELF! This is coming from a very credible source. The movie is fine! MI6 will finish, Cavill with do his scenes and we'll all be pissing our pants in excitement when we all head to our theaters in November👍🏼 . . . batman superman wonderwoman aquaman justiceleague cyborg theflash flash benaffleck henrycavill jasonmomoa galgadot greenlantern rayfisher reverseflash hunterzolomon jaygarrick kidflash wallywest barryallen greenarrow arrow supergirl darkseid steppenwolf stephenamell melissabenoist grantgustin ezramiller

🚨IN REGARDS TO JUSTICE LEAGUE RESHOOTS🚨it's not that the movie itself has a ton of problems. The controversy with the reshoots is that th...

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Woman’s hilarious ‘flaps on fire’ rant goes viral after using Original Source mint shower gel: KIC STA 10 Here's a salutary lesson for anyone who uses Original Source mint and tea tree shower gel for the first time. It's pretty strong stuff. How strong? THIS strong. I Know, I Need To Stop Talking Yesterday at 2:35am Um, Original Source.. can we talk? I'd like to take you back to around 6.45am this morning, when I stepped into my bath, and found that my usual, rather innocuous bottle of shower gel (Waitrose essentials, Rose) had run out. A tad irritating, but fortuitously, I had a solution close to hand. A brand new, unopened bottle of your very own Mint and Tea Tree Shower Gel. My bodily cleanliness was assured once more. I breathed a sigh of relief I took the Mint and Tea Tree Shower Gel and began to work it into a lather I applied it to first one leg, then the other, and shaved them diligently (Yes, feel free to be impressed at my commitment to body defoliation at 6.45am on a Wednesday morning. I was too.) So far, so good. I washed my arms and shaved underneath them. I washed my neck, breasts, stomach and back. Thus far, it had been a positively first class bathing experience. And then. AND THEN. Oh. Dear, God. MY VAGINA WAS ABLAZE "MY FUCKING FLAPS!!!!" For a moment, I wasn't entirely sure what had happened. Had I repeated the never to be forgotten error when I managed to apply hair removal cream which was strictly not for front bottoms to my front bottom? Had a stray spark inadvertently set light to my pubic thatch? BECAUSE IT FUCKING FELT LIKE IT Yes, Original Source, your innocuous looking green bottle of so called shower gel, it turns out, is an absolute fucking liability. MY FLAPS WERE ON FUCKING FIRE. I had a quick look at the ingredients list to see if it contained gasoline. It did not. There was a warning though. 'KEEP AWAY FROM EYES. Keep away from eyes? KEEP AWAY FROM EYES? Franky my eyes were the least of my problems right now. I frantically scrubbed my flaps, which by now felt as though they were being ceremoniously scrubbed by ants wearing ice skates laced with chilli sauce. 7,929 tingling leaves' claimed the front of the bottle. Tingling? TINGLING? This wasn't tingling my minge. It was starting a fucking bush fire down there. (Pun entirely intended. You can thank me later.) Some twelve hours later, my front bottom has finally calmed down, though may well be suffering from as yet unconfirmed PTSD. My eyes have eventually stopped watering. And so, in the interests of public safety, I thought I would pen you this missive. May I suggest a rebranding of the front of your bottles of Mint and Tea Tree Shower Gel? Something along the lines of the following: 7,927 tingling leaves which will accost your genitalia until it screams for mercy If nothing else, it will certainly stand out on the shelf Anyways, thanks for brightening up my morning. And my front bottom, which has never been so lively Kisses, IKINTST xxx She's not the alone one to have had such an experience. Mary E Sparrow We have a bottle of this and I made the same mistake! And then to add fuel to the fire, shaved my delicate area! My husband and our son also made the mistake of applying it to their bobby danglers and let's just say their golden balls shot back up inside their bodies and didn't come out again for days!!! So we feel your pain and reading this I cried laughing, partly in mirth and partly discomfort at the memory Wendy Tinsley I'm assuming its a similar sensation to when your dick of a Husband replaces the andrex bum wipes with flash lemon fresh wipes... Was like my minnie has been dipped Fiona Neale I used this on my little boy when he was tiny, didn't think about the effects. As soon as I had scrubbed him clean he announced that his winky had pins and needles'. He sat for an hour with a cold flannel on him and still likes to remind me of his trauma Of couse there must be someone like it Kirren Gumbo Summers I find it quite refreshing, V especially if used to clean your ring, it's like having a midget that's eaten extra strong mints, blow on your rusty bullet hole all day- most welcome in the midst of summer Woman’s hilarious ‘flaps on fire’ rant goes viral after using Original Source mint shower gel
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UNA MANIGLIA DAVVERO PULITA Sum Ming ( "Simon") Wong, 17 anni e Kin Pong ( "Michael") Li, 18, della Tam Lee Lai Fun memorial secondary school, hanno progettato una maniglia per le porte dei bagni pubblici in grado di innescare una reazione germicida ogni volta che la porta viene aperta. Il materiale di cui è rivestita la maniglia è il biossido di titanio, il quale grazie alla luce ultravioletta che si genera al momento dell'apertura della porta aumenta considerevolmente le sue capacità germicide al momento del contatto con la mano uccidendo il 99.8 % dei germi. Questo grazie al meccanismo presente nella scatola in cui è presente la molla della porta, che converte il moto cinetico in energia elettrica.: different TECNOLOGIA Due studenti cinesi hanno inventato una maniglia per le porte da bagno in grado di uccidere il 99.8 dei germi al semplice contatto thedifferentgroup.com Fonte: Tam Lee Lai Fun memorial secondary school UNA MANIGLIA DAVVERO PULITA Sum Ming ( "Simon") Wong, 17 anni e Kin Pong ( "Michael") Li, 18, della Tam Lee Lai Fun memorial secondary school, hanno progettato una maniglia per le porte dei bagni pubblici in grado di innescare una reazione germicida ogni volta che la porta viene aperta. Il materiale di cui è rivestita la maniglia è il biossido di titanio, il quale grazie alla luce ultravioletta che si genera al momento dell'apertura della porta aumenta considerevolmente le sue capacità germicide al momento del contatto con la mano uccidendo il 99.8 % dei germi. Questo grazie al meccanismo presente nella scatola in cui è presente la molla della porta, che converte il moto cinetico in energia elettrica.

UNA MANIGLIA DAVVERO PULITA Sum Ming ( "Simon") Wong, 17 anni e Kin Pong ( "Michael") Li, 18, della Tam Lee Lai Fun memorial secondary sc...

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Seperti dilaporkan 9to5google, seorang analis dari KGI Securities, Ming-Chi Kuo, memprediksi bahwa Samsung Galaxy Note 8 bakal dipersenjatai kamera utama ganda di bagian belakang. . Kamera ini bakal terdiri dari sensor 12 MP dengan dual pixel dan wide angle, ditambah sensor 13 MP telephoto. Kamera ini akan dilengkapi fitur 3x optical zoom, dual lensa 6P dan dual Optical Image Stabilization (OIS). . Dengan kemampuan tersebut, kamera milik Note 8 diklaim bakal lebih tangguh dibandingkan kamera utama ganda punya iPhone 7 Plus. . Selain itu, Galaxy Note 8 akan dibekali layar OLED QHD+ seluas 6,4 inci serta prosesor Snapdragon 835 atau Exynos 8895. . Meski begitu, belum ada informasi mengenai waktu peluncuran Samsung Galaxy Note 8. infatech infia: infia tech SAMSUNG Samsung Galaxy Note 8 dirumorkan bakal dibekali kamera utama ganda 12 MP wide angle 13 MP telephoto, dengan 3x optical zoom, serta dual ensa 6P dan OIS Foto: Twitter/@VenyaGeskin1 Seperti dilaporkan 9to5google, seorang analis dari KGI Securities, Ming-Chi Kuo, memprediksi bahwa Samsung Galaxy Note 8 bakal dipersenjatai kamera utama ganda di bagian belakang. . Kamera ini bakal terdiri dari sensor 12 MP dengan dual pixel dan wide angle, ditambah sensor 13 MP telephoto. Kamera ini akan dilengkapi fitur 3x optical zoom, dual lensa 6P dan dual Optical Image Stabilization (OIS). . Dengan kemampuan tersebut, kamera milik Note 8 diklaim bakal lebih tangguh dibandingkan kamera utama ganda punya iPhone 7 Plus. . Selain itu, Galaxy Note 8 akan dibekali layar OLED QHD+ seluas 6,4 inci serta prosesor Snapdragon 835 atau Exynos 8895. . Meski begitu, belum ada informasi mengenai waktu peluncuran Samsung Galaxy Note 8. infatech infia

Seperti dilaporkan 9to5google, seorang analis dari KGI Securities, Ming-Chi Kuo, memprediksi bahwa Samsung Galaxy Note 8 bakal dipersenja...

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