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America, Ass, and Books: Thomas McFall @thomas_mcfall Hey guys, I know l usually just post shitty jokes on my Twitter but bear with me because l wanted to share something So in one of my Management classes l sit in the same seat in the front every day. Every single day I sit there Now, l also sit next to some foreign guy that 4/9/18, 6:22 AM 83.9K Retweets 151K Likes Thomas McFall @thomas mcfall. 5d 、 barely speaks English. The most advanced thing l've heard this guy say in English is "Wow, my muffin is really good" This guy also has a habit of stackin;g every item he owns in the exact space l sit. His bag, his food, his books, and his phone are ALWAYS right on my desk space 5 t 743 9,104 Thomas McFall @thomas mcfall 5d Now, every single time l walk into class this guy says "Ah, Tom. You here. Okay." And starts frantically clearing my desk of his belongings. He then makes it a habit to say "Ready for class, yeah?" And gives me a high five. Every day this quy gives me a high five 714 10.8K Thomas McFall @thomasmcfall 5d Tweet your reply Thomas McFall @thomas mcfall 5d I was ALWAYS annoyed with this guy. l'm thinking "Dude, you know I sit in this seat every day. Why are you always stacking your shit here? And the last thing I want to do is give a guy who barely speaks my language high fives at 8 in the morning" Just get your shit off my desk 682 8,716 Thomas McFall @thomas mcfall 5d But today I came to class and was running a few minutes late. I'm standing outside because l had to send a quick text. I could see my usual space through the door out of the corner of my eye. Of course, my desk was filled with his belongings. The usual 4 1652 8,168 Thomas McFall @thomas mcfall 5d As I'm standing there on my phone another guy who was also late walks into the class before me and tried to take my seat since it's closest to the door. Tweet your reply 0 The guy sitting next to me stops this dude from sitting down and says "I'm sorry. My good friend Thomas sits here." t 1,125 19.5K Thomas McFall @thomas mcfall. 5d It was then that I realized this guy wasn't putting stuff on my seat to annoy me. He was saving me the seat every morning And this whole time he saw me as a friend but I was too busy thinking about myself to take him into consideration Cheesy as it sounds, I was touched 38 Thomas McFall @thomas mcfall. 5d ﹀ l ended up going into class and of course he cleared the seat and said "Ah, Tom You here. Okay." And I did get a high five 02,686 41.1KT At the end of class l ended up asking him if he wanted to get a bite to eat with me We did. And we talked for a while. I got through the broken English 4 0795 15.2K Tweet your reply The guy moved here from the Middle East to pursue a college education in America. He plans to go back after he gets his degree. He's got two kids and a wife. He works full time and sends his all his left over money back home to his wife 6 875 18.1K Thomas McFall @thomas mcfall 5d | asked him how he liked America as well He said he misses his family but it's exciting to be here. He also said "Not every American is nice to me like you are, Tom. I bought lunch, of course. Dude deserves it. He gave me a high five for buying lunch. Gotta keep up tradition 16 0994 23.2K Thomas McFall @thomas_mcfall 5d Moral of the story? Don't do what I do and constantly only think about yourself It took me nearly the entire semester to get my head out of my ass and realize this guy was just trying to be my friend Tweet your reply positive-memes: Student finds annoying foreigner is a friend he didn’t know he had.
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America, Ass, and Books: Thomas McFall @thomas_mcfall Hey guys, I know l usually just post shitty jokes on my Twitter but bear with me because l wanted to share something So in one of my Management classes l sit in the same seat in the front every day. Every single day I sit there Now, l also sit next to some foreign guy that 4/9/18, 6:22 AM 83.9K Retweets 151K Likes Thomas McFall @thomas mcfall. 5d 、 barely speaks English. The most advanced thing l've heard this guy say in English is "Wow, my muffin is really good" This guy also has a habit of stackin;g every item he owns in the exact space l sit. His bag, his food, his books, and his phone are ALWAYS right on my desk space 5 t 743 9,104 Thomas McFall @thomas mcfall 5d Now, every single time l walk into class this guy says "Ah, Tom. You here. Okay." And starts frantically clearing my desk of his belongings. He then makes it a habit to say "Ready for class, yeah?" And gives me a high five. Every day this quy gives me a high five 714 10.8K Thomas McFall @thomasmcfall 5d Tweet your reply Thomas McFall @thomas mcfall 5d I was ALWAYS annoyed with this guy. l'm thinking "Dude, you know I sit in this seat every day. Why are you always stacking your shit here? And the last thing I want to do is give a guy who barely speaks my language high fives at 8 in the morning" Just get your shit off my desk 682 8,716 Thomas McFall @thomas mcfall 5d But today I came to class and was running a few minutes late. I'm standing outside because l had to send a quick text. I could see my usual space through the door out of the corner of my eye. Of course, my desk was filled with his belongings. The usual 4 1652 8,168 Thomas McFall @thomas mcfall 5d As I'm standing there on my phone another guy who was also late walks into the class before me and tried to take my seat since it's closest to the door. Tweet your reply 0 The guy sitting next to me stops this dude from sitting down and says "I'm sorry. My good friend Thomas sits here." t 1,125 19.5K Thomas McFall @thomas mcfall. 5d It was then that I realized this guy wasn't putting stuff on my seat to annoy me. He was saving me the seat every morning And this whole time he saw me as a friend but I was too busy thinking about myself to take him into consideration Cheesy as it sounds, I was touched 38 Thomas McFall @thomas mcfall. 5d ﹀ l ended up going into class and of course he cleared the seat and said "Ah, Tom You here. Okay." And I did get a high five 02,686 41.1KT At the end of class l ended up asking him if he wanted to get a bite to eat with me We did. And we talked for a while. I got through the broken English 4 0795 15.2K Tweet your reply The guy moved here from the Middle East to pursue a college education in America. He plans to go back after he gets his degree. He's got two kids and a wife. He works full time and sends his all his left over money back home to his wife 6 875 18.1K Thomas McFall @thomas mcfall 5d | asked him how he liked America as well He said he misses his family but it's exciting to be here. He also said "Not every American is nice to me like you are, Tom. I bought lunch, of course. Dude deserves it. He gave me a high five for buying lunch. Gotta keep up tradition 16 0994 23.2K Thomas McFall @thomas_mcfall 5d Moral of the story? Don't do what I do and constantly only think about yourself It took me nearly the entire semester to get my head out of my ass and realize this guy was just trying to be my friend Tweet your reply <p><a href="https://positive-memes.tumblr.com/post/172967650881/student-finds-annoying-foreigner-is-a-friend-he" class="tumblr_blog">positive-memes</a>:</p><blockquote><p>Student finds annoying foreigner is a friend he didn’t know he had.</p></blockquote>
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America, Ass, and Books: Thomas McFall @thomas_mcfall Hey guys, I know l usually just post shitty jokes on my Twitter but bear with me because l wanted to share something So in one of my Management classes l sit in the same seat in the front every day. Every single day I sit there Now, l also sit next to some foreign guy that 4/9/18, 6:22 AM 83.9K Retweets 151K Likes Thomas McFall @thomas mcfall. 5d 、 barely speaks English. The most advanced thing l've heard this guy say in English is "Wow, my muffin is really good" This guy also has a habit of stackin;g every item he owns in the exact space l sit. His bag, his food, his books, and his phone are ALWAYS right on my desk space 5 t 743 9,104 Thomas McFall @thomas mcfall 5d Now, every single time l walk into class this guy says "Ah, Tom. You here. Okay." And starts frantically clearing my desk of his belongings. He then makes it a habit to say "Ready for class, yeah?" And gives me a high five. Every day this quy gives me a high five 714 10.8K Thomas McFall @thomasmcfall 5d Tweet your reply Thomas McFall @thomas mcfall 5d I was ALWAYS annoyed with this guy. l'm thinking "Dude, you know I sit in this seat every day. Why are you always stacking your shit here? And the last thing I want to do is give a guy who barely speaks my language high fives at 8 in the morning" Just get your shit off my desk 682 8,716 Thomas McFall @thomas mcfall 5d But today I came to class and was running a few minutes late. I'm standing outside because l had to send a quick text. I could see my usual space through the door out of the corner of my eye. Of course, my desk was filled with his belongings. The usual 4 1652 8,168 Thomas McFall @thomas mcfall 5d As I'm standing there on my phone another guy who was also late walks into the class before me and tried to take my seat since it's closest to the door. Tweet your reply 0 The guy sitting next to me stops this dude from sitting down and says "I'm sorry. My good friend Thomas sits here." t 1,125 19.5K Thomas McFall @thomas mcfall. 5d It was then that I realized this guy wasn't putting stuff on my seat to annoy me. He was saving me the seat every morning And this whole time he saw me as a friend but I was too busy thinking about myself to take him into consideration Cheesy as it sounds, I was touched 38 Thomas McFall @thomas mcfall. 5d ﹀ l ended up going into class and of course he cleared the seat and said "Ah, Tom You here. Okay." And I did get a high five 02,686 41.1KT At the end of class l ended up asking him if he wanted to get a bite to eat with me We did. And we talked for a while. I got through the broken English 4 0795 15.2K Tweet your reply The guy moved here from the Middle East to pursue a college education in America. He plans to go back after he gets his degree. He's got two kids and a wife. He works full time and sends his all his left over money back home to his wife 6 875 18.1K Thomas McFall @thomas mcfall 5d | asked him how he liked America as well He said he misses his family but it's exciting to be here. He also said "Not every American is nice to me like you are, Tom. I bought lunch, of course. Dude deserves it. He gave me a high five for buying lunch. Gotta keep up tradition 16 0994 23.2K Thomas McFall @thomas_mcfall 5d Moral of the story? Don't do what I do and constantly only think about yourself It took me nearly the entire semester to get my head out of my ass and realize this guy was just trying to be my friend Tweet your reply positive-memes:Student finds annoying foreigner is a friend he didn’t know he had.
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America, Ass, and Books: Thomas McFall @thomas_mcfall Hey guys, I know l usually just post shitty jokes on my Twitter but bear with me because l wanted to share something So in one of my Management classes l sit in the same seat in the front every day. Every single day I sit there Now, l also sit next to some foreign guy that 4/9/18, 6:22 AM 83.9K Retweets 151K Likes Thomas McFall @thomas mcfall. 5d 、 barely speaks English. The most advanced thing l've heard this guy say in English is "Wow, my muffin is really good" This guy also has a habit of stackin;g every item he owns in the exact space l sit. His bag, his food, his books, and his phone are ALWAYS right on my desk space 5 t 743 9,104 Thomas McFall @thomas mcfall 5d Now, every single time l walk into class this guy says "Ah, Tom. You here. Okay." And starts frantically clearing my desk of his belongings. He then makes it a habit to say "Ready for class, yeah?" And gives me a high five. Every day this quy gives me a high five 714 10.8K Thomas McFall @thomasmcfall 5d Tweet your reply Thomas McFall @thomas mcfall 5d I was ALWAYS annoyed with this guy. l'm thinking "Dude, you know I sit in this seat every day. Why are you always stacking your shit here? And the last thing I want to do is give a guy who barely speaks my language high fives at 8 in the morning" Just get your shit off my desk 682 8,716 Thomas McFall @thomas mcfall 5d But today I came to class and was running a few minutes late. I'm standing outside because l had to send a quick text. I could see my usual space through the door out of the corner of my eye. Of course, my desk was filled with his belongings. The usual 4 1652 8,168 Thomas McFall @thomas mcfall 5d As I'm standing there on my phone another guy who was also late walks into the class before me and tried to take my seat since it's closest to the door. Tweet your reply 0 The guy sitting next to me stops this dude from sitting down and says "I'm sorry. My good friend Thomas sits here." t 1,125 19.5K Thomas McFall @thomas mcfall. 5d It was then that I realized this guy wasn't putting stuff on my seat to annoy me. He was saving me the seat every morning And this whole time he saw me as a friend but I was too busy thinking about myself to take him into consideration Cheesy as it sounds, I was touched 38 Thomas McFall @thomas mcfall. 5d ﹀ l ended up going into class and of course he cleared the seat and said "Ah, Tom You here. Okay." And I did get a high five 02,686 41.1KT At the end of class l ended up asking him if he wanted to get a bite to eat with me We did. And we talked for a while. I got through the broken English 4 0795 15.2K Tweet your reply The guy moved here from the Middle East to pursue a college education in America. He plans to go back after he gets his degree. He's got two kids and a wife. He works full time and sends his all his left over money back home to his wife 6 875 18.1K Thomas McFall @thomas mcfall 5d | asked him how he liked America as well He said he misses his family but it's exciting to be here. He also said "Not every American is nice to me like you are, Tom. I bought lunch, of course. Dude deserves it. He gave me a high five for buying lunch. Gotta keep up tradition 16 0994 23.2K Thomas McFall @thomas_mcfall 5d Moral of the story? Don't do what I do and constantly only think about yourself It took me nearly the entire semester to get my head out of my ass and realize this guy was just trying to be my friend Tweet your reply positive-memes:Student finds annoying foreigner is a friend he didn’t know he had.
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Beer, Deep Throat, and Dumb: SUPER CALLOUS FRAGILE RACIST SEXIST NOT MY POTUS <p><a href="https://trilllizard666.tumblr.com/post/172416330318/lornagonigall-kaldicuct-egaylitarian" class="tumblr_blog">trilllizard666</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://lornagonigall.tumblr.com/post/168678687245/kaldicuct-egaylitarian-lets-dance-super" class="tumblr_blog">lornagonigall</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://kaldicuct.tumblr.com/post/160885979716/egaylitarian-lets-dance-super-mega" class="tumblr_blog">kaldicuct</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://egaylitarian.tumblr.com/post/160525493131" class="tumblr_blog">egaylitarian</a>:</p> <blockquote><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="400" data-orig-width="400"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/93a9fd5944e4e2b09ffa42523754e4db/tumblr_inline_opr840iVQC1uqei3u_540.jpg" data-orig-height="400" data-orig-width="400"/></figure></blockquote> <p>Let’s Dance. </p> <p> Super Mega Socialist Barack is such an asshole<br/>Harry Reid can eat a dick <br/>and Clinton digs the deep throat<br/>Nancy P. she has a cock and pokes it in your ear hole<br/><br/>Super mega socialist Barack is such an asshole<br/><br/>Dumb democrat dumb dumb diddy aye, Dumb democrat dumb dumb diddy aye<br/><br/>Barack was a foreigner when he was just a lad,<br/>through some clever lies he became a harvard grad,<br/>In the white house its the world he thinks to own<br/>hes the biggest fucking joke the world has ever really known<br/><br/>super mega socialist Barack is such an asshole<br/>Harry Reid can eat a dick<br/>and Clinton digs the deep throat<br/>Nancy P. she has a cock and pokes it in your ear hole<br/><br/>Super mega socialist Barack is such an asshole<br/><br/>Dumb democrat dumb dumb diddy aye, dumb democrat dumb dumb diddy aye.<br/><br/>He flew all around the world on those giant ears of his<br/>Just to be a douche like that wrestler known as Miz<br/>“everyone only makes my job harder because I’m black.”<br/>No you tard, you suck as pres, its time to hit the sack.<br/><br/>Super mega socialist Barack is such an asshole<br/>Harry Reid can eat a dick<br/>And Clinton digs the deep throat<br/>Nancy P. she has a cock and pokes it in your ear hole<br/><br/>Super Mega socialist Barack is such an asshole<br/><br/>Dumb democrat dumb dumb diddy aye dumb democrat dumb dumb diddy aye<br/><br/>You know we could take our nation back, as provided in the constitution by our forefathers, but the libs are too stupid to realize what a right is, dont you think? Indubitably.<br/><br/>One day we will have our country back and we all shall cheer<br/>the tree of liberty refreshed now its time to have a beer.<br/>First things first gents we need to get off our duffs<br/>Otherwise we cant complain when the libs put us all in cuffs.<br/><br/>Michelle, have you seen my telepromter? I would like to talk dirty to you but I cant find the fuckin words.<br/><br/>Super Mega Socialist Barack is such an asshole<br/>Harry Reid can eat a dick<br/>and Clinton digs the deep throat<br/>Nancy P. she has a cock and pokes it in your ear hole<br/>Super mega Socialist Barack is such an asshole<br/>Super mega Socialist Barack is such an asshole<br/>Super mega Socialist Barack is such an asshole<br/><br/></p> </blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="400" data-orig-width="400"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/3e67f729489cc1fc1836b94b78c41549/tumblr_inline_p15ufexlDs1taqeq8_500.jpg" data-orig-height="400" data-orig-width="400"/></figure></blockquote> <h2>why are you all like this</h2> </blockquote> <h1>I’m in tears</h1>
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Clothes, Fucking, and Love: YOPPA <p><a href="http://ray-winters-sings.tumblr.com/post/105363670850/knightarcana-fuckyeahplussizealternatives" class="tumblr_blog">ray-winters-sings</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://knightarcana.tumblr.com/post/93553946043">knightarcana</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://fuckyeahplussizealternatives.tumblr.com/post/93261687511/toomanyfandomssolittletime-maahammy">fuckyeahplussizealternatives</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://toomanyfandomssolittletime.tumblr.com/post/93198888065/maahammy-jadethemerman-july-28th-2014-out">toomanyfandomssolittletime</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://maahammy.tumblr.com/post/93196996895/jadethemerman-july-28th-2014-out-and-about">maahammy</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://jadethemerman.tumblr.com/post/93196485660/july-28th-2014-out-and-about-in-new-york-city">jadethemerman</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ladyxgaga.tumblr.com/post/93196017821">ladyxgaga</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><strong>July 28th, 2014: </strong>Out and about in New York City<strong><br/></strong></p> </blockquote> <p>How problematic</p> </blockquote> <p>im gonna fuckin throw up</p> </blockquote> <p>Okay, okay calm down, people.</p> <p>While you are all losing your mind over ‘cultural appropriation” of an Indian dress, nobody actually consulted THE INDIANS. </p> <p>In our country, if a foreigner wears an Indian saree, we actually appreciate it. It shows that the foreigner respects us enough to try our clothes. And the saree, mind you, is not a religious thing. Hindus can wear sarees, Muslims can wear sarees, Sikh’s can wear sarees, Jain’s can wear sarees and so on.</p> <p>Like Americans have short dresses, compare that with sarees. Going to a party? Saree. Going to temple? Saree, and so on.</p> <p>Some Indians wear it, some don’t. Some hate it and think its oppressing, some love embracing the unique style.</p> <p>Point is, don’t hate on her for wearing this. <span>Don’t hate on anyone for wearing sarees or any variations of sarees. We love to see others embracing our culture. Why do you think we open our gates to allow everyone to practice yoga and find spiritual meaning?</span></p> <p class="p1">Culture is not meant to be kept within four walls, it should be spread.</p> </blockquote> <p>I did not know this. That is really interesting to find out. Thanks for the information.</p> </blockquote> <p><em><strong>“Culture is not meant to be kept within four walls, it should be spread.”</strong></em></p> </blockquote> <p><strong>I AM SO FUCKING GRATEFUL FOR THIS POST</strong></p></blockquote> <p>Tumblr: &ldquo;OMG! How offensive to this culture!&rdquo;<br/>The culture: &ldquo;Actually we love it when&hellip;&rdquo;<br/>Tumblr: &ldquo;SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEE&rdquo;</p>
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