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Animals, Bad, and Beautiful: oo U.S. Cellular 10:38 AM o 100% acutelesbian A lot of people ask me what my biggest fear is or what scares me most. And I know they expect an answer like heights, or closed spaces, or people dressed like animals, but how do I tell them that when I was 17 I tooka class called Relationships For Life and I learned that most people fall out of love for the same reasons they fell in it. That their lover's once endearing stubbornness has now become refusal to compromise and their one track mind is now immaturity and their bad habits that you once adored is now money down the drain. Their spontaneity becomes reckless and irresponsible and their feet up on your dash is no longer sexy, just another distraction in your busy life. Nothing saddens and scares me like the thought that I can become ugly to someone who once thought all the stars were in my eyes. fat-thin-skinny this fucks me up every single time acutelesbian I never expected this to be my most popular poem out of the hundreds I've written. I was extremely bitter and sad when I wrote this and I oo U.S. Cellular 10:38 AM 0 100% I never expected this to be my most popular poem out of the hundreds I've written. I was extremely bitter and sad when I wrote this and I left out the most beautiful part of that class. After my teacher introduced us to this theory, she asked us, "is love a feeling? Or is it a choice?" We were all a bunch of teenagers. Naturally we said it was a feeling. She said that if we clung to that belief, we'd never have a lasting relationship of any sort. She made us interview a dozen adults who were or had been married and we asked them about their marriages and why it lasted or why it failed. At the end, I asked every single person if love was an emotion or a choice. Everybody said that it was a choice. It was a conscious commitment. It was something you choose to make work every day with a person who has chosen the same thing. They all said that at one point in their marriage, the "feeling of love" had vanished or faded and they weren't happy. They said feelings are always changing and you cannot build something that will last on such a shaky foundation. The married ones said that when things were bad, they chose to open the communication, chose to identify what broke and how to fix it, oo U.S. Cellular o 100% 10:38 AM bad, they chose to open the communication, chose to identify what broke and how to fix it, and chose to recreate something worth falling in love with. The divorced ones said they chose to walk away. Ever since that class, since that project, I never looked at relationships the same way. I understood why arranged marriages were successful. I discovered the difference in feelings and commitments. I've never gone for the person who makes my heart flutter or my head spin. I've chosen the people who were committed to choosing me, dedicated to finding something to adore even on the ugliest days. I no longer fear the day someone who swore I was their universe can no longer see the stars in my eyes as long as they still choose to look until they find them again. fr3ight-train This is so fucking important and I think it's something I needed right now Since you've been gone Source: acutelesbian 1,226,982 notes Uber Humor 2013, stt no tlying cars Instead, bankets with sleeves Always remember to be insightful on tumblr
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Cats, Dogs, and Drake: OMING Stt my foot's totally stuck in tberenight, I'm freaking out, the dog's having a seizure and I still got half a pie left vardaesque you don't understand i would sell my firstborn to know how this story started Well it all started when Mrs. Hayfer wanted me to babysit her dumb house. When I got the keys, I sat them on top of this pie that I found on the counter. I knew it was going to be given to the family for desert if I didn't eat it soon, so I was going to plan to eat it in my teacher's house and dump all the crumbs on her bed. So it's a win-win, right? Besides, she wouldn't find out about the crumbs until after I was paid, and this teacher hates me anyway hen, I got distracted when this hot cheerleader calls me, asking about what movie l'd recommend, but before l could answer, I realize that my mom would be there any second to serve dinner, and there was no way I was sharing that pie. So I bust out of there with the pie and the keys, and the moment I get in the house, I start chowing down on the pie with my bare hands, trying to eat this thing before anyone knows I took it, right? Well, since the pie crust was dry, I chugged a 2-liter bottle of soda wheneverr throat would get dry and eventually, I really needed to go." Only when I went to flush, the water wouldn't stop flowing and there was no plunger to be found. Usually I'd just shrug and say it was Josh's fault or something, but let's get reai nere, Mrs. Hayter wouia' ve Diamea me about her toilet overflowing if I was 30 states away. So I jammed my foot in there, hoping it'd make the toilet stop flushing. Then my phone rings, and I knew it was my mom, asking where her pie went, and because Meghan decided it'd be a great idea to make my ring tone a bunch of cats meowing, Mrs. Hayfer's dog, Tiberius starts freaking out bashing into the door over and over again. Now anyone who knows this dog knows that this dog will happily eat anything, and that includes the pie, and probably myself. So my foot's totally stuck in there right, I'm freaking out the dog's having a seizure and I still got half a pie left for iFunny) The story in Drake and Josh

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Memes, Singing, and Daya: AWAS MANUSIA BUNDA, POCI MAEN DVLU YA..! LOGIKA ETIAP MAHLuk HIDUP ITV ATT-ATT PUNYA ENERGI PANAS. NAH ENERGI INI SAMA HANTU MANUSIA ISA NEMAEL NDIK TEMPAT SING ITU TERBUAT PERNAH DIKUNJUNGI ITU MAKANE YA, DE. ISA MEMBENTUK WUUUD DARI AAI STT, ANGAN NGOMONGI HANTV! KALO DIBACA BACAIN KAMU BISA KEBAKAR A NAHITU ADALAH BUND TADI POC TTAV DAYA DENGAL OBLOLAN MANUSIA. SVPAYA KITA MANUSIA. LENGAH DAN MASUK JEBAKAN MEREKA KALO KITA TELEVAT DALI API KENAAA HIl.. SELEM..! TAKUT KEBAKAL2 ti triohantucs Repost @triohantucs ・・・ Manusia vs hantu. Siapa nge-trik siapa? Menyadur dari sebuah agama. Dikatakan bahwa manusia berasal dari tanah. Dan hantu, atau dikenal dengan jin, terbuat dari api. Namun bukan berarti jin tidak mempan ketika dibakar oleh api neraka. Logikanya manusia juga akan mati jika ditimbun hidup-hidup dalam tanah. Secara ilmiah yang dimaksud manusia berasal dari tanah bisa jadi karena apa yang membuat manusia hidup semua bersumber dari tanah. Makan, minum, penghasilan, dll. Hantu atau jin dari api bisa jadi berasal dari energi panas yang terlepas dari apa saja yang pernah atau masih hidup didunia ini. Karena sifat energi adalah kekal. Dan alam merekam energi-energi tersebut, yang kemudian nampak pada manusia ketika si manusia dalam keadaan psikis dan psikologis tertentu. Bisa karena suhu atau gelombang infra yang mempengaruhi fisik manusia. Kembali menyadur dari sebuah ajaran reliji. Bahwa manusia tidak diperkenankan berhubungan dengan hantu atau jin. Alasannya adalah karena jin penuh dengan tipu daya. Tujuannya supaya manusia terlihat konyol. Itulah kenapa mereka cenderung bercanda dengan cara menakut-nakuti manusia. Ketika manusia itu ketakutan mereka tertawa bahagia. Dan menjadi lebih kuat keberadaannya karena PD bahwa mereka lebih hebat dari manusia. Ada juga dari rasa ke tidak terimaan mereka karena ulah manusia, yang secara sengaja maupun tak sengaja. Membuat mereka menunjukkan keangkuhannya. Seperti dengan cara merasuki manusia. Namun dibeberapa kasus kita melihat ada manusia sakti yang bisa menyuruh jin. Menurut informasi bahwa jin yang dapat dikendalikan ini bisa karena kerjasama atau karena keterpaksaan. Ketika kerjasama artinya manusia memperlakukan mereka dengan profesional. Tidak baper. Sedang untuk yang terpaksa. Jin ini melakukan karena takut. Karena mereka bisa dihukum jika tidak menuruti manusia yang mempunyai keahlian tadi. Dari berbagai sumber. jumatreligi komikinajah maleminajah

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