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Shade, Star Wars, and Tumblr: historycultureeducation: Anthony Daniels in his C-3P0 suit, trying to get some shade, on the set of Star Wars, 1970s

historycultureeducation: Anthony Daniels in his C-3P0 suit, trying to get some shade, on the set of Star Wars, 1970s

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Memes, Star, and Trump: AP Photo/Markus Schreiber, File JUST IN: Adult film star Stormy Daniels must pay President Trump $293,000 in legal fees, a federal judge ruled on Tuesday.

JUST IN: Adult film star Stormy Daniels must pay President Trump $293,000 in legal fees, a federal judge ruled on Tuesday.

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The Monster Under the Bed

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