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ups-dogs:Captains “log”, stardate 2020:The starship U.P.S. Biscuitprise, on a 5 year mission to deliver packages and seek out doggo life in the vast darkness of the Newberg galaxy, has encountered a strange new life form.It appears to have some sort of cloaking technology that prevented it from showing up on our sensors. It is only just now visible on our screens, its presence betrayed by its glowing green eyes that have taken control of my ship and exerted a strange, hypnotic effect on my crew. It appears to be attempting to barter with us by offering a large chunk of worthless space debris in exchange for our entire supply of biscuits. All attempts to resist its alien, hypnotic influence have failed. Our deflector shields are down; our phasers have no effect; even Mr Spock’s Vulcan Scratchie Claw is of no use against its unearthly power. Mr Scott informs me that the warp engines can no longer take the strain of trying to escape, so we are left with no option but to surrender to its insatiable demands if we want to save the Biscuitprise from utter destruction. I will therefore be beaming a big box of Bones to this bewitching and beastly beggar, in the hopes that it will then release its hold upon us and spare my crew and my ship from its alien wrath!By Scott Hodges: ups-dogs:Captains “log”, stardate 2020:The starship U.P.S. Biscuitprise, on a 5 year mission to deliver packages and seek out doggo life in the vast darkness of the Newberg galaxy, has encountered a strange new life form.It appears to have some sort of cloaking technology that prevented it from showing up on our sensors. It is only just now visible on our screens, its presence betrayed by its glowing green eyes that have taken control of my ship and exerted a strange, hypnotic effect on my crew. It appears to be attempting to barter with us by offering a large chunk of worthless space debris in exchange for our entire supply of biscuits. All attempts to resist its alien, hypnotic influence have failed. Our deflector shields are down; our phasers have no effect; even Mr Spock’s Vulcan Scratchie Claw is of no use against its unearthly power. Mr Scott informs me that the warp engines can no longer take the strain of trying to escape, so we are left with no option but to surrender to its insatiable demands if we want to save the Biscuitprise from utter destruction. I will therefore be beaming a big box of Bones to this bewitching and beastly beggar, in the hopes that it will then release its hold upon us and spare my crew and my ship from its alien wrath!By Scott Hodges

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ruffboijuliaburnsides: oatmealraisinbagel: I know tumblr really loves Persephone and Hades, which I get, but my favorite Greek Mythical figure has to be Ariadne.  Until this year I had pretty much only ever heard of her in the context of the Theseus and the Minotaur myth, but her story actually continues past that and I love it.  (Disclaimer, as with any Greek myth there’s a billion versions, but my favorite goes like this) Ariadne helped Theseus kill the Minotaur.  She had to betray her family, but she knew she had to in order to stop the yearly sacrifices.  Theseus promised her he would marry her as thanks for her help. Theseus and Ariadne left Crete together, but since Theseus didn’t trust Ariadne to be a good wife, he left her behind on Naxos while she was napping.  Why didn’t he trust her to be a good wife?  She had betrayed her family. While on Naxos, Dionysus, god of wine, fertility, madness, theater, and celebration, happens to stop by.  He meets Ariadne and the two fall in love. Dionysus marries Ariadne.  Note: There are plenty of retellings of this myth, but almost all of them emphasize how happy Dionysus and Ariadne’s marriage was. Ariadne is killed and goes to Hades. Dionysus descends into Hades to get his wife back.  Ariadne gets to join the gods in Olympus, become immortal, and takes her place as the goddess of the labyrinth, mazes, paths, fertility, wine, and passion. Meanwhile, Theseus dies after being thrown off a cliff by Lycomedes. Ariadne is practically the personification of “the best revenge is living well” and I think that’s great. this is good shit. : Same thing as yous Theseus. ARIADNE! What are YOU deing here? We're in THE UNDERWORLD. T got MURDERED raugh got thrown Oh, yeah, yikes. Me too, L+was was in though exile. ght off this It was cliff. Pretty bad. Hang on- Enough about ME Croy what have YOU been up to? I havent seen you in YEARS! didnt that keep in touch after that But okay here's what nappened: we after You mean, you lett me on Naxos to die? And you Said me, bt then I took oud marry You remember how we left Crete, after that sword gaveyu and golo thread, and killed the minotaur Jou and a nap you LEFT ME BEHIND I mean you can't REALLY blame me. You betrayed yar /family, How could you after THAT? My family fed people He didn't worry about my past We fell in love to a monster! and got married, But I forgive you guess because while I was on Naxos I met the most handsome Great glad you happy had a ife. Too bad all man I'd ever seen thngs an end, and Come to And ever since then, we've been so and so in love, and hapry now we're both stuck here in everything the Underworld... is Together just like the good old days... and alone for now... ARI ADNE WHERE ARE YOU Diony sus? Ft ARIADNE! Was so wonried! Babe! You... you married The God of Wine? God of Wine Ariadng I completely fargat weren't immortal. We need to fix that Theatre, and Ritual Madness, is the official ttle, I +hink. you Well decide laterSounds ike Plan And, hey Theseus? what do be the goddes thinkin passion NIce job with the minotaur. want to a let's now out Just get of here. For Yes? ruffboijuliaburnsides: oatmealraisinbagel: I know tumblr really loves Persephone and Hades, which I get, but my favorite Greek Mythical figure has to be Ariadne.  Until this year I had pretty much only ever heard of her in the context of the Theseus and the Minotaur myth, but her story actually continues past that and I love it.  (Disclaimer, as with any Greek myth there’s a billion versions, but my favorite goes like this) Ariadne helped Theseus kill the Minotaur.  She had to betray her family, but she knew she had to in order to stop the yearly sacrifices.  Theseus promised her he would marry her as thanks for her help. Theseus and Ariadne left Crete together, but since Theseus didn’t trust Ariadne to be a good wife, he left her behind on Naxos while she was napping.  Why didn’t he trust her to be a good wife?  She had betrayed her family. While on Naxos, Dionysus, god of wine, fertility, madness, theater, and celebration, happens to stop by.  He meets Ariadne and the two fall in love. Dionysus marries Ariadne.  Note: There are plenty of retellings of this myth, but almost all of them emphasize how happy Dionysus and Ariadne’s marriage was. Ariadne is killed and goes to Hades. Dionysus descends into Hades to get his wife back.  Ariadne gets to join the gods in Olympus, become immortal, and takes her place as the goddess of the labyrinth, mazes, paths, fertility, wine, and passion. Meanwhile, Theseus dies after being thrown off a cliff by Lycomedes. Ariadne is practically the personification of “the best revenge is living well” and I think that’s great. this is good shit.
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squarecrocodiles: So there’s this thing online that Peridot has a nice butt. I’m on it.I drew most of this comic (sketch, lineart, some of the colouring) while travelling on train some time ago. I like how it turned out, I wish I had this ease more often so I’d make more fast comics.Characters belong to the crewniverse - creators of Steven Universe. Art and idea are mine. The hand phone idea © to a friend, thanks :’D On dA: http://smoludozerka.deviantart.com/art/SU-comic-spoilers-quality-hind-amortization-607556679: JASPER ITIS ME, PERIDOT! Smo Hhy shauld Care Idan an. HHICH PERIDOT VGH... MEVERMIND! UMM Smo THE NICE BUTT PERIDOT. I REMEMBER You NOW. Smo 2016 JUST LET ME MAKE A CALL.. NO NO NO No Smo Zo16 MY FOUND PERIDOT HHICN PERIDOT DIAMONDI HAVE THE NICE BUTT PERIDOT Zo16 Sm Smoro I REMENBER THAT ONE. THE MCE BUTT PERIDOT HAS BETRAYED ME. olAN HON CAN A GEM WITH SUCH NICE BUTT. HHOW.. Smo lot Woop BE SO VILE Hoof Smo tott squarecrocodiles: So there’s this thing online that Peridot has a nice butt. I’m on it.I drew most of this comic (sketch, lineart, some of the colouring) while travelling on train some time ago. I like how it turned out, I wish I had this ease more often so I’d make more fast comics.Characters belong to the crewniverse - creators of Steven Universe. Art and idea are mine. The hand phone idea © to a friend, thanks :’D On dA: http://smoludozerka.deviantart.com/art/SU-comic-spoilers-quality-hind-amortization-607556679

squarecrocodiles: So there’s this thing online that Peridot has a nice butt. I’m on it.I drew most of this comic (sketch, lineart, som...

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sunshine-vodka-chaos: aaronexplainsitall: that-twink-over-there: jover2013: peony-peachh: lambrini-socialism: themorbidmedic: evangeline-elena: aubscares: fun fact:The last supper would have been more like this, according to tradition: so casual i love it a sleepover with jc and the boys Paul: Judas truth or dare?? Judas: dare Paul: okay lmao I dare u to kiss JC Jesus: ok your turn peter truth or dare Peter: truth Jesus: would you ever betray me peter Peter: Jesus: (a few days later) Peter: *betrays Jesus* Jesus: Jesus: *returns* Peter: “Jesus… you’re back ?” Jesus: this post gets more absurd every time it crosses my dash IT WAS JUDAS FOR FUCKS SAKE Peter betrayed him too, albeit to a lesser degree. He denied knowing Jesus because he got scared of a little slave girl.: Jesus: Table for 26 please Maitre'd: There's only 13 of you Jesus: But we're all going to sit on the same side sunshine-vodka-chaos: aaronexplainsitall: that-twink-over-there: jover2013: peony-peachh: lambrini-socialism: themorbidmedic: evangeline-elena: aubscares: fun fact:The last supper would have been more like this, according to tradition: so casual i love it a sleepover with jc and the boys Paul: Judas truth or dare?? Judas: dare Paul: okay lmao I dare u to kiss JC Jesus: ok your turn peter truth or dare Peter: truth Jesus: would you ever betray me peter Peter: Jesus: (a few days later) Peter: *betrays Jesus* Jesus: Jesus: *returns* Peter: “Jesus… you’re back ?” Jesus: this post gets more absurd every time it crosses my dash IT WAS JUDAS FOR FUCKS SAKE Peter betrayed him too, albeit to a lesser degree. He denied knowing Jesus because he got scared of a little slave girl.
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