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Ford Prefect wrote this: satanbird floretsilva teaboot Humans are adorable Supporting evidence: 1. Humans say 'ow, even if they haven't actually been hurt. It's just a thing they say when they think they might have been hurt, but aren't sure yet. 2. Humans collect shiny things and decorate their bodies and nests with them. The shinier the better although each individual has a unique taste for style and colouring 3. Humans are not an aquatic or even amphibious species, but they flock to bodies of water simply to play in it. They can't even hold their breath all that long; they just love to splash! 4. When night falls and the sky goes dark, humans become drowsy and begin to cocoon themselves in soft, fluffy bedding 5. Some humans spend time in each other's nests! Just for fun! It's not their nest; they're just visiting each other. 6. Some humans use pigments and dyes to make their bodies flashy and colourful! They even attach shiny dangly bits to their cartalidgous membranes! 7. Humans are very clever, and sometimes adopt creatures from other species into their family units. They don't seem to notice the obvious differences, and often raise them alongside their own young! 8. If a human sees another creature in distress, they can commonly be observed trying to help! Even at their own risk, most humans are deeply compassionate creatures! 9. If a human hears a particularity catchy sound or tune, it will often mimic it, even to the point of annoying themselves! 10. Sneezes are entirely involuntary, and completely adorable. Especially when the human in question becomes frustrated 11. Humans love treats!!! Some more than others. Many humans will save these treats specifically for a later date when they are in need of comfort or reassurance. IE, pickles, pop tarts, Popsicles, etc 12. They're learning to travel in space!! They can't get very far, but they're trying!!! So far, they ve made it to the end of their yard, and have found rocks shakespork this sounds like it was written by a really enthusiastic alien humanologist Ford Prefect wrote this

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don't you just love it when you want to lose weight and become vegetarian and help the family not be 'fat fucking cunts' (her words not mine) but you just get laughed at and made to feel like an idiot anytime you talk about it or even just talk She's just constantly making fun of me and any time i bring up like ' hey do you want to try this for dinner this week ' 'wtf you won't eat it all you do is eat chips' like IF I SAID HEY YOU WANT TO TRY THIS FOR DINNER THAT MEANS I WILL EAT IT IF I DIDNT WANT TO EAT IT I WOULDN'T SHOW YOU THEN SHE GETS MAD AT ME FOR BEING UPSET WITH her like come the fuck on i just realised why i don't fucking talk to people cause i'm afraid they are all like her ' don't worry about your weight you are prefect!!' 5 mins later ' WHAT ARE YOU EATING FOR YOU DISGUSTING CUNT GOD YOU CANT GO FUCKING 5 MINUTES WITH OUT EATING CAN YOU YOU FAT FUCK NO WONDER YOURE SO FUCKING FAT' or if i don't eat for a while she'll be like ' um you don't have an eating disorder you don't get skinny that way idiot ' she just rips and confidence i have left up into shreds any time she talks to me i'm getting sick of it she wonders why i stay in my bedroom all the fucking time it's to get away from her she's literally bitching about me right now right in front of me ughhh: constable-connor scifi dog attire don't you just love it when you want to lose weight and become vegetarian and help the family not be 'fat fucking cunts' (her words not mine) but you just get laughed at and made to feel like an idiot anytime you talk about it or even just talk She's just constantly making fun of me and any time i bring up like ' hey do you want to try this for dinner this week ' 'wtf you won't eat it all you do is eat chips' like IF I SAID HEY YOU WANT TO TRY THIS FOR DINNER THAT MEANS I WILL EAT IT IF I DIDNT WANT TO EAT IT I WOULDN'T SHOW YOU THEN SHE GETS MAD AT ME FOR BEING UPSET WITH her like come the fuck on i just realised why i don't fucking talk to people cause i'm afraid they are all like her ' don't worry about your weight you are prefect!!' 5 mins later ' WHAT ARE YOU EATING FOR YOU DISGUSTING CUNT GOD YOU CANT GO FUCKING 5 MINUTES WITH OUT EATING CAN YOU YOU FAT FUCK NO WONDER YOURE SO FUCKING FAT' or if i don't eat for a while she'll be like ' um you don't have an eating disorder you don't get skinny that way idiot ' she just rips and confidence i have left up into shreds any time she talks to me i'm getting sick of it she wonders why i stay in my bedroom all the fucking time it's to get away from her she's literally bitching about me right now right in front of me ughhh
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