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Crazy, Pop, and Tumblr: LEARN RUSSIAN TO READ IN 15 MINUTES By PETER STARR NORTHROA AND RAN ESTRADA 、 ★ ESTE ANALE ABRI COMES FROM THIS CRAZY WRITING BUNCH OF ALPHABETS WHICH STOLE THEIR WRITING STYLES FROM THE GREEKS. THAT MAKES IT A KINDA WACKY AND DISJOINTED COUSIN TO OUR LATIN ALPHABET SO RUSSIAN LOOKS ALMOST KINDA LIKE IT COULD BE READ BY AN ENGLISH SPEAKER BUT THEN ALL THESE STRANGE NEW LETTERS POP IN, SO IT'S THIS ALIEN SYSTEM THAT LOOKS LIKE IT COULD BE FAMILIAR, WHICH IN THE END JUST MAKES IT SEEM ALL THE MORE ALIEN. SOME CONSONANTS LOOK THE SAME BUT MEAN TOTALLY DIFFERENT THINGS. AND THEN RUSSIAN ADDS IN LIKE, FIVE EXTRA VOWELS AND 3 CONSONANTS OR SOMETHING CRAZY BECAUSE OF THIS, YOU CAN'T JUST PICK UP A RUSSIAN BOOK AND START TO READ. HOWEVER, ALL YOU GOTTA DO IS LEVEL UP THROUGH THE DIFFERENT LAYERS OF RUSSIAN AND YOU CAN MAKE IT MAD EASY FOR YOURSELF THERE'S NO WEIRD SOUNDS THAT COMBINE LIKE IN ENGLISH, AND ONLY A FEW LETTERS CHANGE SOUNDS FROM TIME TO TIME. ALL THE LETTERS (EXCEPT ONE) ARE THE SAME UPPER CASE AND LOWER CASE SO YOU ONLY NEED TO LEARN EACH LETTER ONCE. ONCE YOU TEACH YOURSELF THE BASIC RULES, YOU'LL FIND THAT T MIGHT EVEN BE EASIER THAN ENGLISH STUFF THAT'S TOTALLH THE SAME SOME RUSSIAN LETTERS ARE EXACTLY THE SAME AS ENGLISH LETTERS AND THAT MAKES A GREAT STARTING POINT FOR YOU TOMKAT F THE LETTER YOU'RE LOOKING AT CAN BE FOUND IN THIS OBSOLETE CELEBRITY COUPLE PORTMANTEAU YOU'RE IN LUCK! THEYRE THE SAME AS USUAL HEADS UP THOUGH! UNLIKE IN ENGLISH, RUSSIAN VOWELS MAKE ONE SOUND CONSISTENTLY. SO THE O MAKES A LONG O SOUND, AS IN 'NO' OR 'GO' AND THE 'A' MAKES THE SOUND YOU HEAR IN 'FATHER OR 'HAHA SO THE WORD ABOVE HAS A RUSSIAN ACCENT AND SOUNDS KINDA LIKE TOME COT THEIR SOUNDS, BUT O AND A CAN GO ROGUE DEPENDING ON F THEYRE STRESSED SYLLABLES OR NOT O CAN BE "AH" LIKE FATHER) AND A CAN BE "EH (LIKE PENCIL) SO TOME COT CAN ALSO BE TAHM-KEHT FOR NOW THOUGH, JUST PRACTICE WITH TOME-COT THAT'LL HELP THE MOST LEVEL 2VOWELS IF YOU SEE SOMETHING THAT LOOKS LIKE AN ALTERED VERSION OF A VOWEL YOU RECOGNIZE, OR A BACKWARDS CONSONANT, IT'S A VOWEL YOU CAN BREAK THEM DOWN INTO TWO SIMPLE GROUPS AND SET 2, WHICH ARE JUST THE SOFT VOWELS PLUS A Y SOFT VOWELS: HARD VWELS FATHER BED YO YOU BLL THAT GUY ON THE END THERE IS THE EXCEPTION TO THE RULE INSTEAD OF MAKING A YEE SOUND, IT SOUNDS LIKE THE I IN BILL I COULD KILL BILL FOR MESSING UP THE SYSTEM. WHAT KIND OF LETTER IS MADE OF TWO LETTERS, ANYWAY? THAT JERK. EVE ALTER HOURE VOWELS THERE ARE SIX MORE VOWEL SOUNDS, AND YOU ONLY NEED TO KNOW ONE MORE LETTER TO BE ABLE TO READ THEM ADDING AFTER A VOWEL IS A LOT LIKE ADDING A Y IN ENGLISH- IT JUST MAKES THE SOUND LONGER. TO PRACTICE, LET'S ADD TO THE CONSONANTS AND VOWELS YOU ALREADY KNOW TATA TAVI TIE TO TO TOM TWEE KEY (BUT STRONGER) lolzandtrollz: Learn To Read Russian

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America, Chicago, and Detroit: 11:00 AM SEN. BILL NELSON CSPAN2 Bronx, NY 1 INJURED 11:00 AM SEN. BILL NELSON CSPAN2 Cottontown, TN 2 DEAD 11:30 AM SEN CHRISTOPHER MURPHY CSPAN2 Chicago, IL 11:30 AM 2 INJURED Akron, OH 11:30 AM 1 INJURED SEN. CHRISTOPHER MURPHY CSPAN2 McKenna, WA 2 DEAD SEN. CHRISTOPHER MURPHY CSPAN2 12:45 PM SEN. CHRISTOPHER MURPHY CSPAN2 San Bernardino, CA 1:00 PM 1 INJURED Las Vegas, NV 2 INJURED 1:00 PM Shooting with no injuries Grand Forks, ND SEN. CORY BOOKER D-New Jersey CSPAN 1:45 PM New York City, NY 1 INJURED CSPAN2 3:00 PM Jonesboro, GA 1 DEAD SEN. AL FRANKEN CSPAN2 4:00 PM Shooting with no injuries Tampa, FL SEN, ELIZABETH WARREN 4:30 PM Shooting with no injuries The pending business in the Senate is the 2017 Commerce, Justice & Science Spending B Orlando, FL 4:30 PM 1 INJURED Senators Who Have Joined Sen. Murphy (D Markey (DL Leshy IDL Toomey (R), Franken (D Murray (DI, Peters (DL Casey IOL Wyden (D) Fort Wayne, IN CSPAN 5:00 PM 1 INJURED Dallas, T>X Sen. Murphy (D-CT) began speaking at 11:21am ET. He is permitting questions from other Senators but is not yielding the f 5:15 PM 2 INJURED Fort Collins, CO Sen. Murphy (D.CT) began speaking at 11:21am ET CSPAN2 but is not yielding the fioor. 5:30 PM Senators Who Have Joined Sen. Murphy ID Warren (D), Merkley (OL Menendez IDI. Shaheen (D, Gillibrand (Di, McCaskill ID) Chicago, IL 3 INJURED CSPAN2 5:30 PM business in the Senate is the GSPAN 2017 Conwmierce, Justic&Sclience Spending Bil Dallas, TX 1 INJURED 6:19 PM Senators who Hau" Joined Sen Murphy (D): Markey (DL Leahy (DX Toomey IRI Franken (D) Murray {Di Peters CD), Casey (D), wyden CD) C-SPAN2 1 INJURED Salt Lake City, UT 7:00 PM The pending business in the Senate is the 2017 Commerce, Justice & Science Spending Bll CSPAN2 Albuquerque, NM 2 DEAD, 1 INJURED 7:30 PM Senators Who Have Joined Sen Murphy (D Udail (D1 Bennet(D) Hirono (DI Heinnich (D) CSPAN2 Chicago, IL 2 INJURED 7:30 PM 1 INJURED SEN. SHELDON WHITEHOUSE Baltimore, MA CSPAN2 145 T 8:45 PM Chicago, IL SEN. BOB CASEY CSPAN2 1 DEAD 9:20 PM Chicago, IL SEN. JOE DONNELLY CSPAN2 2 INJURED 9:40 PM 1 INJURED SEN. CHRISTOPHER MURPHY Pittsburg, PA CSPAN2 10:00 PM SEN. AMY KLOBUCHAR Chicago, IL C-SPAN2 1 INJURED 10:00 PM Schenectady, NY 1 INJURED SEN. AMY KLOBUCHAR CSPAN2 10:45 PM 2 INJURED SEN. TIM KAINE Danville, VA CSPAN 11:00 PM SEN. JOE DONNELLY Detroit, MI -SPAN2 1 INJURED 11:00 PM 39 Senstors Have Joined Sen. Murphy (D Donnelly (DL Cantwel (D)& Kaine (D) Cleveland, OH 1 INJURED CSPAN2 11:26 PM Fort Lauderdale, FL 1 INJURED SEN, TAMMY BALDWIN CSPAN2 11:30 PM It Shooting with no injuries 40 Senators Have Joined Sen, Murphy ID Udall CD), Bennet (DI Hirono (D), Heinrich (D) Springfield, MO CSPAN 11:49 PM 1 INJURED New Haven, CT SEN. JEFF MERKLEY CSPAN 12:30 AM Shooting with no injuries Sen Murphy (D-CT) began speaking at 11:21am ET. He is permiting questions from other Senators, aCSPAN2 Rockford, IL 12:50 AM SEN DICK DURBIN D lloolk, Mincrity Whip Chicago, IlL CSPAN2 1 INJURED 1:00 AM SEN. CORY BOOKER D.New Jerney San Francisco, CA 2 INJURED CSPAN2 2:00 AM 40 Senators Have Joined Ser Warner [Dl, Klobuchar (Di Mikulski C Di: SPAN2 Detroit, MI 2 DEAD, 1 INJURED 2:00 AM 40 Senatoes Have Joined Sen. Murphy ID: Donnelly i DI, Cantwell (DA Kaine (D & Schatr (ID) CSPAN2 Butte, MT 1 DEAD 2:00 AM CSPAN2 Austin, TX 1 DEAD uppityfemale: vox: During the 15-hour Senate filibuster on gun control, there were 38 shootings that killed 12 people and injured 36 more across America.  That roughly translates to one shooting per every 23 minutes. Oh wow…
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Death Star, Empire, and Energy: With Rogue One: A Star Wars Story coming out in a few weeks. British energy company 0VO Energy was curious how much it costs to run the Empire, specifically the Death Star Turns out, either the Empire knows how to print their own money or everyone is working for free for the good of the Dark Side. There is no way this much money exists a long, long time ago. in a galaxy far. far away Or maybe Vader's got a black card with unlimited credit MUCH WOULD IT COS)T TO POWE DEATH STA THE SCALE OF THE DEATH STAR COULD TE EVEN THE MOST BATTLE-HARDENED JEDI ENIGHT ALL THOSE HUNGRN EIG ENERCV BLL OUT JUST HOw OVD ENEROV WAVE COLLABORATEO WITH S SPECİFİCATİONS POPULATION 377KM EQUATOR 937,184 34D 0t,00O TONNES PLANET DESTROVING LASER ULLV EQUIPPED ARWV STORMTRODPORS 25,984 DTAL STAF: 2468 937 FULL LINING FACILITIES JUMPİNG TO HYPERSPACE THE MOST TERRIFYING ASPECTS OF ADN FOR BATTLE AT A MOWINT'S NOTICE NTD MPERSPACE SHOOTING THE LASER THE SPACE STAT TD DESTRO PLANET OF ALDERAAN IN THE FRANCHSE'S FIRST RECHARGİNG THE LASER HE AMOUNT o UN WHICH OULD COST KEEPING THE LIGHTS ON 8.25 X 85 LEVELS AND 257 SEPARATE SUB LEVELS IT WE VE ESTIMATED 547745348 BUBS 41374 313,130 PER FEEDING THE CREW FOR A 2 MILLION PLUS CREW, WOU NEED OF COURSE, CUPS OF TEA EVERY 0 DOING THE LAUNDRY AS A LARGE OTV THE INIABTANTS QUITE THE LAUNDRY PILE TO WASN AND DRY ALL 136 54 84 PER DRV RECYCLING FAMOUS CARSACE E TAKE THE EXAMPLE OF WEST BILL O 2341 TONMES TOTAL COST PER DAY £6,254,254,800,000,000,000,000,000,000 OR £6.2 OCTİLLİON THAT'S 30 TRİLLİON TIMES ALL THE MONEY ON EARTH (£200 TRİLLİON) For only $7.7 Octillion a day, you too can operate a Death Star

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