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        scifiseries:
Survival, Dark Times: An Epic Fantasy Adventure - book on Amazon 
She glanced down as they 
passed several small, barred openings. The corridors and walls had a 
pristine quality, even more so than the rest of the planet. White coated
 the floors and the walls, and it looked as if no boot or hand had ever 
touched them. 
The Queen even made her prisons look beautiful. 
How fitting.
Sora
 Trok, a modest spacer, aspires for the simple life of delivering goods 
in the Nebula, a galaxy ruled by a powerful monarch. But when he finds a
 group of teenage orphans on the run from the same monarch after a 
government shake-up, Sora finds that life in the Nebula is far more complicated. 
Suddenly
 caught in the middle of a conspiracy, Sora and his crew have to choose 
who to fight, who to trust, who to love, and who to hate.
Even among each other. 
As
 each crew member goes on their own journey, enduring an action-packed 
war for their lives, they discover dark secrets that go far deeper than 
anything they could have ever imagined. 
: scifiseries:
Survival, Dark Times: An Epic Fantasy Adventure - book on Amazon 
She glanced down as they 
passed several small, barred openings. The corridors and walls had a 
pristine quality, even more so than the rest of the planet. White coated
 the floors and the walls, and it looked as if no boot or hand had ever 
touched them. 
The Queen even made her prisons look beautiful. 
How fitting.
Sora
 Trok, a modest spacer, aspires for the simple life of delivering goods 
in the Nebula, a galaxy ruled by a powerful monarch. But when he finds a
 group of teenage orphans on the run from the same monarch after a 
government shake-up, Sora finds that life in the Nebula is far more complicated. 
Suddenly
 caught in the middle of a conspiracy, Sora and his crew have to choose 
who to fight, who to trust, who to love, and who to hate.
Even among each other. 
As
 each crew member goes on their own journey, enduring an action-packed 
war for their lives, they discover dark secrets that go far deeper than 
anything they could have ever imagined. 

        

            
            

                
                
                    scifiseries:
Survival, Dark Times: An Epic Fantasy Adventure - book on Amazon 
She glanced down as they 
passed several small, barred openings. The corridors and walls had a 
pristine quality, even more so than the rest of the planet. White coated
 the floors and the walls, and it looked as if no boot or hand had ever 
touched them. 
The Queen even made her prisons look beautiful. 
How fitting.
Sora
 Trok, a modest spacer, aspires for the simple life of delivering goods 
in the Nebula, a galaxy ruled by a powerful monarch. But when he finds a
 group of teenage orphans on the run from the same monarch after a 
government shake-up, Sora finds that life in the Nebula is far more complicated. 
Suddenly
 caught in the middle of a conspiracy, Sora and his crew have to choose 
who to fight, who to trust, who to love, and who to hate.
Even among each other. 
As
 each crew member goes on their own journey, enduring an action-packed 
war for their lives, they discover dark secrets that go far deeper than 
anything they could have ever imagined. 
: scifiseries:
Survival, Dark Times: An Epic Fantasy Adventure - book on Amazon 
She glanced down as they 
passed several small, barred openings. The corridors and walls had a 
pristine quality, even more so than the rest of the planet. White coated
 the floors and the walls, and it looked as if no boot or hand had ever 
touched them. 
The Queen even made her prisons look beautiful. 
How fitting.
Sora
 Trok, a modest spacer, aspires for the simple life of delivering goods 
in the Nebula, a galaxy ruled by a powerful monarch. But when he finds a
 group of teenage orphans on the run from the same monarch after a 
government shake-up, Sora finds that life in the Nebula is far more complicated. 
Suddenly
 caught in the middle of a conspiracy, Sora and his crew have to choose 
who to fight, who to trust, who to love, and who to hate.
Even among each other. 
As
 each crew member goes on their own journey, enduring an action-packed 
war for their lives, they discover dark secrets that go far deeper than 
anything they could have ever imagined. 

                    
                
            

            
                
                
scifiseries:
Survival, Dark Times: An Epic Fantasy Adventure - book on Amazon 
She glanced down as they 
passed several small, barred ope...

                
            
            
        

    

    

        
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        scifiseries:
Survival, Dark Times: An Epic Fantasy Adventure - book on Amazon 
She glanced down as they 
passed several small, barred openings. The corridors and walls had a 
pristine quality, even more so than the rest of the planet. White coated
 the floors and the walls, and it looked as if no boot or hand had ever 
touched them. 
The Queen even made her prisons look beautiful. 
How fitting.
Sora
 Trok, a modest spacer, aspires for the simple life of delivering goods 
in the Nebula, a galaxy ruled by a powerful monarch. But when he finds a
 group of teenage orphans on the run from the same monarch after a 
government shake-up, Sora finds that life in the Nebula is far more complicated. 
Suddenly
 caught in the middle of a conspiracy, Sora and his crew have to choose 
who to fight, who to trust, who to love, and who to hate.
Even among each other. 
As
 each crew member goes on their own journey, enduring an action-packed 
war for their lives, they discover dark secrets that go far deeper than 
anything they could have ever imagined. 
: scifiseries:
Survival, Dark Times: An Epic Fantasy Adventure - book on Amazon 
She glanced down as they 
passed several small, barred openings. The corridors and walls had a 
pristine quality, even more so than the rest of the planet. White coated
 the floors and the walls, and it looked as if no boot or hand had ever 
touched them. 
The Queen even made her prisons look beautiful. 
How fitting.
Sora
 Trok, a modest spacer, aspires for the simple life of delivering goods 
in the Nebula, a galaxy ruled by a powerful monarch. But when he finds a
 group of teenage orphans on the run from the same monarch after a 
government shake-up, Sora finds that life in the Nebula is far more complicated. 
Suddenly
 caught in the middle of a conspiracy, Sora and his crew have to choose 
who to fight, who to trust, who to love, and who to hate.
Even among each other. 
As
 each crew member goes on their own journey, enduring an action-packed 
war for their lives, they discover dark secrets that go far deeper than 
anything they could have ever imagined. 

        

            
            

                
                
                    scifiseries:
Survival, Dark Times: An Epic Fantasy Adventure - book on Amazon 
She glanced down as they 
passed several small, barred openings. The corridors and walls had a 
pristine quality, even more so than the rest of the planet. White coated
 the floors and the walls, and it looked as if no boot or hand had ever 
touched them. 
The Queen even made her prisons look beautiful. 
How fitting.
Sora
 Trok, a modest spacer, aspires for the simple life of delivering goods 
in the Nebula, a galaxy ruled by a powerful monarch. But when he finds a
 group of teenage orphans on the run from the same monarch after a 
government shake-up, Sora finds that life in the Nebula is far more complicated. 
Suddenly
 caught in the middle of a conspiracy, Sora and his crew have to choose 
who to fight, who to trust, who to love, and who to hate.
Even among each other. 
As
 each crew member goes on their own journey, enduring an action-packed 
war for their lives, they discover dark secrets that go far deeper than 
anything they could have ever imagined. 
: scifiseries:
Survival, Dark Times: An Epic Fantasy Adventure - book on Amazon 
She glanced down as they 
passed several small, barred openings. The corridors and walls had a 
pristine quality, even more so than the rest of the planet. White coated
 the floors and the walls, and it looked as if no boot or hand had ever 
touched them. 
The Queen even made her prisons look beautiful. 
How fitting.
Sora
 Trok, a modest spacer, aspires for the simple life of delivering goods 
in the Nebula, a galaxy ruled by a powerful monarch. But when he finds a
 group of teenage orphans on the run from the same monarch after a 
government shake-up, Sora finds that life in the Nebula is far more complicated. 
Suddenly
 caught in the middle of a conspiracy, Sora and his crew have to choose 
who to fight, who to trust, who to love, and who to hate.
Even among each other. 
As
 each crew member goes on their own journey, enduring an action-packed 
war for their lives, they discover dark secrets that go far deeper than 
anything they could have ever imagined. 

                    
                
            

            
                
                
scifiseries:
Survival, Dark Times: An Epic Fantasy Adventure - book on Amazon 
She glanced down as they 
passed several small, barred ope...

                
            
            
        

    

    

        
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        scifiseries:
Survival, Dark Times: An Epic Fantasy Adventure - book on Amazon 
She glanced down as they 
passed several small, barred openings. The corridors and walls had a 
pristine quality, even more so than the rest of the planet. White coated
 the floors and the walls, and it looked as if no boot or hand had ever 
touched them. 
The Queen even made her prisons look beautiful. 
How fitting.
Sora
 Trok, a modest spacer, aspires for the simple life of delivering goods 
in the Nebula, a galaxy ruled by a powerful monarch. But when he finds a
 group of teenage orphans on the run from the same monarch after a 
government shake-up, Sora finds that life in the Nebula is far more complicated. 
Suddenly
 caught in the middle of a conspiracy, Sora and his crew have to choose 
who to fight, who to trust, who to love, and who to hate.
Even among each other. 
As
 each crew member goes on their own journey, enduring an action-packed 
war for their lives, they discover dark secrets that go far deeper than 
anything they could have ever imagined. 
: scifiseries:
Survival, Dark Times: An Epic Fantasy Adventure - book on Amazon 
She glanced down as they 
passed several small, barred openings. The corridors and walls had a 
pristine quality, even more so than the rest of the planet. White coated
 the floors and the walls, and it looked as if no boot or hand had ever 
touched them. 
The Queen even made her prisons look beautiful. 
How fitting.
Sora
 Trok, a modest spacer, aspires for the simple life of delivering goods 
in the Nebula, a galaxy ruled by a powerful monarch. But when he finds a
 group of teenage orphans on the run from the same monarch after a 
government shake-up, Sora finds that life in the Nebula is far more complicated. 
Suddenly
 caught in the middle of a conspiracy, Sora and his crew have to choose 
who to fight, who to trust, who to love, and who to hate.
Even among each other. 
As
 each crew member goes on their own journey, enduring an action-packed 
war for their lives, they discover dark secrets that go far deeper than 
anything they could have ever imagined. 

        

            
            

                
                
                    scifiseries:
Survival, Dark Times: An Epic Fantasy Adventure - book on Amazon 
She glanced down as they 
passed several small, barred openings. The corridors and walls had a 
pristine quality, even more so than the rest of the planet. White coated
 the floors and the walls, and it looked as if no boot or hand had ever 
touched them. 
The Queen even made her prisons look beautiful. 
How fitting.
Sora
 Trok, a modest spacer, aspires for the simple life of delivering goods 
in the Nebula, a galaxy ruled by a powerful monarch. But when he finds a
 group of teenage orphans on the run from the same monarch after a 
government shake-up, Sora finds that life in the Nebula is far more complicated. 
Suddenly
 caught in the middle of a conspiracy, Sora and his crew have to choose 
who to fight, who to trust, who to love, and who to hate.
Even among each other. 
As
 each crew member goes on their own journey, enduring an action-packed 
war for their lives, they discover dark secrets that go far deeper than 
anything they could have ever imagined. 
: scifiseries:
Survival, Dark Times: An Epic Fantasy Adventure - book on Amazon 
She glanced down as they 
passed several small, barred openings. The corridors and walls had a 
pristine quality, even more so than the rest of the planet. White coated
 the floors and the walls, and it looked as if no boot or hand had ever 
touched them. 
The Queen even made her prisons look beautiful. 
How fitting.
Sora
 Trok, a modest spacer, aspires for the simple life of delivering goods 
in the Nebula, a galaxy ruled by a powerful monarch. But when he finds a
 group of teenage orphans on the run from the same monarch after a 
government shake-up, Sora finds that life in the Nebula is far more complicated. 
Suddenly
 caught in the middle of a conspiracy, Sora and his crew have to choose 
who to fight, who to trust, who to love, and who to hate.
Even among each other. 
As
 each crew member goes on their own journey, enduring an action-packed 
war for their lives, they discover dark secrets that go far deeper than 
anything they could have ever imagined. 

                    
                
            

            
                
                
scifiseries:
Survival, Dark Times: An Epic Fantasy Adventure - book on Amazon 
She glanced down as they 
passed several small, barred ope...

                
            
            
        

    

    

        
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        goosegoblin:
theramseyloft:

jurassicjenday:


theramseyloft:

tinysaurus-rex:


iwilltrytobereasonable:

cant-hug-every-human:

thedeadofflandersfields:
Pigeon steals poppies from the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier, Australian War Memorial, Canberra, Australia in order to build a nest beside a stained glass window.
@birdblogwhichisforbirds


@snitling EXACTLY


This is two pigeons, pigeons nest in bonded pairs (notice the first one is checked and its mate on the nest is barred). Usually they don’t make nests nearly so big but I guess if you have the materials, go for it. 


The nest is so unusually big because the vast majority is a platform to keep the actual nest (just that tiny ring in the corner around the bird sitting in it) cushioned from the anti bird spikes.
This is a work of beautiful defiance.
Using the very thing installed to make just a moment’s rest impossible as structural supports for an immovably stable nursery.

The symbolism achieved by these pigeons is better than some writers can hope for and I love it!
From the nest on the bird repellent spikes to the fact that those spikes are along the stained glass windows of a church, a place associated with sanctuary and compassion. The fact that the nest is made of stolen poppies for remembrance day hits the hardest though. Of the 54 animals to be awarded the Dickin Medal for acts of gallantry during WW2, 32 of them were pigeons. These were messengers who flew through battlefields and across borders, many of whom were killed or severely injured by enemy forces including gunfire and trained falcons. Many of their achievements saved the lives of hundreds of soldiers, and yet now their descendants are faces with anti-bird spikes, shooting and poisoning in an attempt to rid the cities from the rats with wings. I love this picture because it feels like they’re taking back just a little bit of that credit owed to them. 


Reblogging for this beautiful addition.

[ID: three colour photographs. The first shows a pigeon holding a fake poppy in its teeth, standing on a marble surface. The second shows a nest made of hundreds of fake poppies, cushioning a sitting pigeon from the anti-bird spikes below. The final photo is a zoomed-out picture of the nest, showing many stained glass windows surrounding it.]
: goosegoblin:
theramseyloft:

jurassicjenday:


theramseyloft:

tinysaurus-rex:


iwilltrytobereasonable:

cant-hug-every-human:

thedeadofflandersfields:
Pigeon steals poppies from the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier, Australian War Memorial, Canberra, Australia in order to build a nest beside a stained glass window.
@birdblogwhichisforbirds


@snitling EXACTLY


This is two pigeons, pigeons nest in bonded pairs (notice the first one is checked and its mate on the nest is barred). Usually they don’t make nests nearly so big but I guess if you have the materials, go for it. 


The nest is so unusually big because the vast majority is a platform to keep the actual nest (just that tiny ring in the corner around the bird sitting in it) cushioned from the anti bird spikes.
This is a work of beautiful defiance.
Using the very thing installed to make just a moment’s rest impossible as structural supports for an immovably stable nursery.

The symbolism achieved by these pigeons is better than some writers can hope for and I love it!
From the nest on the bird repellent spikes to the fact that those spikes are along the stained glass windows of a church, a place associated with sanctuary and compassion. The fact that the nest is made of stolen poppies for remembrance day hits the hardest though. Of the 54 animals to be awarded the Dickin Medal for acts of gallantry during WW2, 32 of them were pigeons. These were messengers who flew through battlefields and across borders, many of whom were killed or severely injured by enemy forces including gunfire and trained falcons. Many of their achievements saved the lives of hundreds of soldiers, and yet now their descendants are faces with anti-bird spikes, shooting and poisoning in an attempt to rid the cities from the rats with wings. I love this picture because it feels like they’re taking back just a little bit of that credit owed to them. 


Reblogging for this beautiful addition.

[ID: three colour photographs. The first shows a pigeon holding a fake poppy in its teeth, standing on a marble surface. The second shows a nest made of hundreds of fake poppies, cushioning a sitting pigeon from the anti-bird spikes below. The final photo is a zoomed-out picture of the nest, showing many stained glass windows surrounding it.]

        

            
            

                
                
                    goosegoblin:
theramseyloft:

jurassicjenday:


theramseyloft:

tinysaurus-rex:


iwilltrytobereasonable:

cant-hug-every-human:

thedeadofflandersfields:
Pigeon steals poppies from the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier, Australian War Memorial, Canberra, Australia in order to build a nest beside a stained glass window.
@birdblogwhichisforbirds


@snitling EXACTLY


This is two pigeons, pigeons nest in bonded pairs (notice the first one is checked and its mate on the nest is barred). Usually they don’t make nests nearly so big but I guess if you have the materials, go for it. 


The nest is so unusually big because the vast majority is a platform to keep the actual nest (just that tiny ring in the corner around the bird sitting in it) cushioned from the anti bird spikes.
This is a work of beautiful defiance.
Using the very thing installed to make just a moment’s rest impossible as structural supports for an immovably stable nursery.

The symbolism achieved by these pigeons is better than some writers can hope for and I love it!
From the nest on the bird repellent spikes to the fact that those spikes are along the stained glass windows of a church, a place associated with sanctuary and compassion. The fact that the nest is made of stolen poppies for remembrance day hits the hardest though. Of the 54 animals to be awarded the Dickin Medal for acts of gallantry during WW2, 32 of them were pigeons. These were messengers who flew through battlefields and across borders, many of whom were killed or severely injured by enemy forces including gunfire and trained falcons. Many of their achievements saved the lives of hundreds of soldiers, and yet now their descendants are faces with anti-bird spikes, shooting and poisoning in an attempt to rid the cities from the rats with wings. I love this picture because it feels like they’re taking back just a little bit of that credit owed to them. 


Reblogging for this beautiful addition.

[ID: three colour photographs. The first shows a pigeon holding a fake poppy in its teeth, standing on a marble surface. The second shows a nest made of hundreds of fake poppies, cushioning a sitting pigeon from the anti-bird spikes below. The final photo is a zoomed-out picture of the nest, showing many stained glass windows surrounding it.]
: goosegoblin:
theramseyloft:

jurassicjenday:


theramseyloft:

tinysaurus-rex:


iwilltrytobereasonable:

cant-hug-every-human:

thedeadofflandersfields:
Pigeon steals poppies from the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier, Australian War Memorial, Canberra, Australia in order to build a nest beside a stained glass window.
@birdblogwhichisforbirds


@snitling EXACTLY


This is two pigeons, pigeons nest in bonded pairs (notice the first one is checked and its mate on the nest is barred). Usually they don’t make nests nearly so big but I guess if you have the materials, go for it. 


The nest is so unusually big because the vast majority is a platform to keep the actual nest (just that tiny ring in the corner around the bird sitting in it) cushioned from the anti bird spikes.
This is a work of beautiful defiance.
Using the very thing installed to make just a moment’s rest impossible as structural supports for an immovably stable nursery.

The symbolism achieved by these pigeons is better than some writers can hope for and I love it!
From the nest on the bird repellent spikes to the fact that those spikes are along the stained glass windows of a church, a place associated with sanctuary and compassion. The fact that the nest is made of stolen poppies for remembrance day hits the hardest though. Of the 54 animals to be awarded the Dickin Medal for acts of gallantry during WW2, 32 of them were pigeons. These were messengers who flew through battlefields and across borders, many of whom were killed or severely injured by enemy forces including gunfire and trained falcons. Many of their achievements saved the lives of hundreds of soldiers, and yet now their descendants are faces with anti-bird spikes, shooting and poisoning in an attempt to rid the cities from the rats with wings. I love this picture because it feels like they’re taking back just a little bit of that credit owed to them. 


Reblogging for this beautiful addition.

[ID: three colour photographs. The first shows a pigeon holding a fake poppy in its teeth, standing on a marble surface. The second shows a nest made of hundreds of fake poppies, cushioning a sitting pigeon from the anti-bird spikes below. The final photo is a zoomed-out picture of the nest, showing many stained glass windows surrounding it.]

                    
                
            

            
                
                
goosegoblin:
theramseyloft:

jurassicjenday:


theramseyloft:

tinysaurus-rex:


iwilltrytobereasonable:

cant-hug-every-human:

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        <p><a href="http://goingorthodox.tumblr.com/post/175479393315/patron-saint-of-smart-asses" class="tumblr_blog">goingorthodox</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="https://patron-saint-of-smart-asses.tumblr.com/post/175476032084/patron-saint-of-smart-asses-making-custard" class="tumblr_blog">patron-saint-of-smart-asses</a>:</p><blockquote>
<p><a href="https://patron-saint-of-smart-asses.tumblr.com/post/175475864439/making-custard" class="tumblr_blog">patron-saint-of-smart-asses</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p>Making custard</p></blockquote>

<p>Constant stirring while my kids are conscious? A mistake. They have claimed my kitchen counters.</p>
</blockquote>
<p>“They have claimed my kitchen counters. They have taken the bridge and the Second Hall. We have barred the gates but cannot hold them for long. The ground shakes…drums, drums in the deep.“<br/></p></blockquote>: <p><a href="http://goingorthodox.tumblr.com/post/175479393315/patron-saint-of-smart-asses" class="tumblr_blog">goingorthodox</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="https://patron-saint-of-smart-asses.tumblr.com/post/175476032084/patron-saint-of-smart-asses-making-custard" class="tumblr_blog">patron-saint-of-smart-asses</a>:</p><blockquote>
<p><a href="https://patron-saint-of-smart-asses.tumblr.com/post/175475864439/making-custard" class="tumblr_blog">patron-saint-of-smart-asses</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p>Making custard</p></blockquote>

<p>Constant stirring while my kids are conscious? A mistake. They have claimed my kitchen counters.</p>
</blockquote>
<p>“They have claimed my kitchen counters. They have taken the bridge and the Second Hall. We have barred the gates but cannot hold them for long. The ground shakes…drums, drums in the deep.“<br/></p></blockquote>
        

            
            

                
                
                    <p><a href="http://goingorthodox.tumblr.com/post/175479393315/patron-saint-of-smart-asses" class="tumblr_blog">goingorthodox</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="https://patron-saint-of-smart-asses.tumblr.com/post/175476032084/patron-saint-of-smart-asses-making-custard" class="tumblr_blog">patron-saint-of-smart-asses</a>:</p><blockquote>
<p><a href="https://patron-saint-of-smart-asses.tumblr.com/post/175475864439/making-custard" class="tumblr_blog">patron-saint-of-smart-asses</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p>Making custard</p></blockquote>

<p>Constant stirring while my kids are conscious? A mistake. They have claimed my kitchen counters.</p>
</blockquote>
<p>“They have claimed my kitchen counters. They have taken the bridge and the Second Hall. We have barred the gates but cannot hold them for long. The ground shakes…drums, drums in the deep.“<br/></p></blockquote>: <p><a href="http://goingorthodox.tumblr.com/post/175479393315/patron-saint-of-smart-asses" class="tumblr_blog">goingorthodox</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="https://patron-saint-of-smart-asses.tumblr.com/post/175476032084/patron-saint-of-smart-asses-making-custard" class="tumblr_blog">patron-saint-of-smart-asses</a>:</p><blockquote>
<p><a href="https://patron-saint-of-smart-asses.tumblr.com/post/175475864439/making-custard" class="tumblr_blog">patron-saint-of-smart-asses</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p>Making custard</p></blockquote>

<p>Constant stirring while my kids are conscious? A mistake. They have claimed my kitchen counters.</p>
</blockquote>
<p>“They have claimed my kitchen counters. They have taken the bridge and the Second Hall. We have barred the gates but cannot hold them for long. The ground shakes…drums, drums in the deep.“<br/></p></blockquote>
                    
                
            

            
                
                
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        persephinae:Please read Terry Pratchett’s Discworld books: Now a black-robed figure scurried through the midmiuth
 streets, ducking from doorway to doorway, and reachet
 grim and forbidding portal. No mere doorway got tha m
 without effort, one felt. It looked as though the architecth
 been called in and given specific instructions. We w
 something eldritch in dark oak, he'd been told. So pu
 unpleasant gargoyle thing over the archway, give i
 like the footfall of a giant and make it clear to everyour
 fact, that this isn't the kind of door that goes "ding
 when you press the bell.
 The figure rapped a complex code on the
 work. A tiny barred hatch opened and one
 peered out.

 GUARDS! GUARDS!
 tor, trying to wring the rainwater out of its robe.
 intoned a voice on the other side of the grille.
 countered the dripping figure.
 " The significant owl hoots in the night,' " said the visi-
 'Yet many gray lords go sadly to the masterless men,
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 Hooray, hooray for the spinster's sister's daughter;"
 “ ‘To the axeman, all supplicants are the same height!"
 “ ‘Yet verily, the rose is within the thorn. ”
 «" The good mother makes bean soup for the errant
 boy,' " said the voice behind the door.
 of
 Then the visitor said, "What?"
 boy.
 said, "Are you sure the ill-built tower doesn't tremble
 There was a pause, broken only by the sound of the rain.
 " The good mother makes bean soup for the errant
 There was another, longer pause. Then the damp figure
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 mightily at a butterfly's passage?"
 "Nope. Bean soup it is. I'm sorry."
 an
 The rain hissed down relentlessly in the embarrassed si-
 lence.
 "What about the cagèd whale?" said the soaking visitor,
 trying to squeeze into what little shelter the dread portal
 offered.
 "What about it?"
 "It should know nothing of the mighty deeps, if you must
 "Oh, the cagèd whale. You want the Elucidated Brethren
 "Who're you, then?"
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 know."
 of the Ebon Night. Three doors down."
 "We're the Illuminated and Ancient Brethren of Ee."
 I thought you met over in Treacle Street," said the damp
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 man, after a while.
 the room Tuesdays. There was a bit of a mix-up
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                    persephinae:Please read Terry Pratchett’s Discworld books: Now a black-robed figure scurried through the midmiuth
 streets, ducking from doorway to doorway, and reachet
 grim and forbidding portal. No mere doorway got tha m
 without effort, one felt. It looked as though the architecth
 been called in and given specific instructions. We w
 something eldritch in dark oak, he'd been told. So pu
 unpleasant gargoyle thing over the archway, give i
 like the footfall of a giant and make it clear to everyour
 fact, that this isn't the kind of door that goes "ding
 when you press the bell.
 The figure rapped a complex code on the
 work. A tiny barred hatch opened and one
 peered out.

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 tor, trying to wring the rainwater out of its robe.
 intoned a voice on the other side of the grille.
 countered the dripping figure.
 " The significant owl hoots in the night,' " said the visi-
 'Yet many gray lords go sadly to the masterless men,
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 Hooray, hooray for the spinster's sister's daughter;"
 “ ‘To the axeman, all supplicants are the same height!"
 “ ‘Yet verily, the rose is within the thorn. ”
 «" The good mother makes bean soup for the errant
 boy,' " said the voice behind the door.
 of
 Then the visitor said, "What?"
 boy.
 said, "Are you sure the ill-built tower doesn't tremble
 There was a pause, broken only by the sound of the rain.
 " The good mother makes bean soup for the errant
 There was another, longer pause. Then the damp figure
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 mightily at a butterfly's passage?"
 "Nope. Bean soup it is. I'm sorry."
 an
 The rain hissed down relentlessly in the embarrassed si-
 lence.
 "What about the cagèd whale?" said the soaking visitor,
 trying to squeeze into what little shelter the dread portal
 offered.
 "What about it?"
 "It should know nothing of the mighty deeps, if you must
 "Oh, the cagèd whale. You want the Elucidated Brethren
 "Who're you, then?"
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 know."
 of the Ebon Night. Three doors down."
 "We're the Illuminated and Ancient Brethren of Ee."
 I thought you met over in Treacle Street," said the damp
 "Yeah, well. You know how it is. The fretwork club have
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 man, after a while.
 the room Tuesdays. There was a bit of a mix-up
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 transgender people (Charlie Parker writes)
 The university's students' union passed a motion to "no-
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 to scroll (Terfs), who argue that identifying as a woman is not the
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 Feminists including Germaine Greer and Linda Bellos have been
 barred from speaking at universities in the past for holding allegedly
 transphobic views. Bristol, however, appears to be the first university
 The motion, which was passed on Tuesday after being put
 forward by the university's feminist society, prevents any events
 involving collaboration with groups that hold Terf views from taking
 place on university grounds.
 One student who attended the meeting said that Terfs were
 wrongly labelled as a "hate group", adding: "There is no justification
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: Students ban 'transphobic'
 feminists from campus
 Students at the University of Bristol have voted to ban
 from campus speakers who question the womanly status of
 transgender people (Charlie Parker writes)
 The university's students' union passed a motion to "no-
 Tap any
 article platform" so-called Trans-Exclusionary Radical Feminists
 to scroll (Terfs), who argue that identifying as a woman is not the
 same as being born a woman.
 Feminists including Germaine Greer and Linda Bellos have been
 barred from speaking at universities in the past for holding allegedly
 transphobic views. Bristol, however, appears to be the first university
 The motion, which was passed on Tuesday after being put
 forward by the university's feminist society, prevents any events
 involving collaboration with groups that hold Terf views from taking
 place on university grounds.
 One student who attended the meeting said that Terfs were
 wrongly labelled as a "hate group", adding: "There is no justification
 for banning a view just because you don't like it."
 A further vote is needed before the motion becomes official union
 policy, according to a spokesman for the students union.
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        Good News ARIZONA👏🏾👏🏿👏🏼👏🏽The Supreme Court on Monday barred Arizona from denying driver's licenses to young undocumented immigrants often called "Dreamers." . . Reuters reported that justices refused to hear the state's Republican-driven challenge to President Obama's Deferred Action for Childhood Arrivals (DACA) program, which protects young people brought into the country illegally as children from deportation. . . Their decision lets stand a lower court ruling that blocked the state from denying driver's licenses to DACA recipients. . . Gov. Jan Brewer (R) had directed state officials to stop issuing driver's licenses to Dreamers after Obama implemented the program, Reuters reported. . . daca immigrants students family undocumented dreamer immigrant dreamers immigration education az arizona scotus supremecourt phoenix tucson: THE HILL
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Good News ARIZONA👏🏾👏🏿👏🏼👏🏽The Supreme Court on Monday barred Arizona from denying driver's licenses to young undocumented immigrants often called "Dreamers." . . Reuters reported that justices refused to hear the state's Republican-driven challenge to President Obama's Deferred Action for Childhood Arrivals (DACA) program, which protects young people brought into the country illegally as children from deportation. . . Their decision lets stand a lower court ruling that blocked the state from denying driver's licenses to DACA recipients. . . Gov. Jan Brewer (R) had directed state officials to stop issuing driver's licenses to Dreamers after Obama implemented the program, Reuters reported. . . daca immigrants students family undocumented dreamer immigrant dreamers immigration education az arizona scotus supremecourt phoenix tucson
        

            
            

                
                
                    Good News ARIZONA👏🏾👏🏿👏🏼👏🏽The Supreme Court on Monday barred Arizona from denying driver's licenses to young undocumented immigrants often called "Dreamers." . . Reuters reported that justices refused to hear the state's Republican-driven challenge to President Obama's Deferred Action for Childhood Arrivals (DACA) program, which protects young people brought into the country illegally as children from deportation. . . Their decision lets stand a lower court ruling that blocked the state from denying driver's licenses to DACA recipients. . . Gov. Jan Brewer (R) had directed state officials to stop issuing driver's licenses to Dreamers after Obama implemented the program, Reuters reported. . . daca immigrants students family undocumented dreamer immigrant dreamers immigration education az arizona scotus supremecourt phoenix tucson: THE HILL
 STATE WATCH
 March 19, 2018-10:49 AM EDT
 Supreme Court bans
 Arizona from denying
 Dreamers' driver's
 licenses
Good News ARIZONA👏🏾👏🏿👏🏼👏🏽The Supreme Court on Monday barred Arizona from denying driver's licenses to young undocumented immigrants often called "Dreamers." . . Reuters reported that justices refused to hear the state's Republican-driven challenge to President Obama's Deferred Action for Childhood Arrivals (DACA) program, which protects young people brought into the country illegally as children from deportation. . . Their decision lets stand a lower court ruling that blocked the state from denying driver's licenses to DACA recipients. . . Gov. Jan Brewer (R) had directed state officials to stop issuing driver's licenses to Dreamers after Obama implemented the program, Reuters reported. . . daca immigrants students family undocumented dreamer immigrant dreamers immigration education az arizona scotus supremecourt phoenix tucson
                    
                
            

            
                
                
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        Vladimir Putin won Russia’s presidential election by an overwhelming majority, allowing him to continue a political dominance that has spanned 18 years. The results were as follows: 76.7% to Putin, 11.79% to Communist Party candidate Pavel Grudinin, 5.7% to ultra-nationalist Vladimir Zhirinovsky, 1.7% to former reality TV presenter Ksenia Sobchak, and a little over 1% to veteran liberal politician Grigory Yavlinsky. Putin’s fiercest challenger, Alexei Navalny, was barred from running after being convicted on embezzlement criminal charges, opening up a favorable outcome for the former KGB spy. Putin’s re-election will enable him to be president until 2024, where, at the age of 71, he will be obliged by law to step down. If he sees the full term through, it will have placed Putin as the longest-standing leader of Russia, surpassing Josef Stalin. _______ Photo: Yuri Kadobnov (cover), Surgey Pivovarov, Yurki Kochetkov, and Sergei Ilnitsky: WORLD NEWS
 PUTIN'S RE-ELECTION
 Mar 19 |Vladimir Putin wins Russian
 presidential election by a landslide,
 ensuring 6 more years in office
Vladimir Putin won Russia’s presidential election by an overwhelming majority, allowing him to continue a political dominance that has spanned 18 years. The results were as follows: 76.7% to Putin, 11.79% to Communist Party candidate Pavel Grudinin, 5.7% to ultra-nationalist Vladimir Zhirinovsky, 1.7% to former reality TV presenter Ksenia Sobchak, and a little over 1% to veteran liberal politician Grigory Yavlinsky. Putin’s fiercest challenger, Alexei Navalny, was barred from running after being convicted on embezzlement criminal charges, opening up a favorable outcome for the former KGB spy. Putin’s re-election will enable him to be president until 2024, where, at the age of 71, he will be obliged by law to step down. If he sees the full term through, it will have placed Putin as the longest-standing leader of Russia, surpassing Josef Stalin. _______ Photo: Yuri Kadobnov (cover), Surgey Pivovarov, Yurki Kochetkov, and Sergei Ilnitsky
        

            
            

                
                
                    Vladimir Putin won Russia’s presidential election by an overwhelming majority, allowing him to continue a political dominance that has spanned 18 years. The results were as follows: 76.7% to Putin, 11.79% to Communist Party candidate Pavel Grudinin, 5.7% to ultra-nationalist Vladimir Zhirinovsky, 1.7% to former reality TV presenter Ksenia Sobchak, and a little over 1% to veteran liberal politician Grigory Yavlinsky. Putin’s fiercest challenger, Alexei Navalny, was barred from running after being convicted on embezzlement criminal charges, opening up a favorable outcome for the former KGB spy. Putin’s re-election will enable him to be president until 2024, where, at the age of 71, he will be obliged by law to step down. If he sees the full term through, it will have placed Putin as the longest-standing leader of Russia, surpassing Josef Stalin. _______ Photo: Yuri Kadobnov (cover), Surgey Pivovarov, Yurki Kochetkov, and Sergei Ilnitsky: WORLD NEWS
 PUTIN'S RE-ELECTION
 Mar 19 |Vladimir Putin wins Russian
 presidential election by a landslide,
 ensuring 6 more years in office
Vladimir Putin won Russia’s presidential election by an overwhelming majority, allowing him to continue a political dominance that has spanned 18 years. The results were as follows: 76.7% to Putin, 11.79% to Communist Party candidate Pavel Grudinin, 5.7% to ultra-nationalist Vladimir Zhirinovsky, 1.7% to former reality TV presenter Ksenia Sobchak, and a little over 1% to veteran liberal politician Grigory Yavlinsky. Putin’s fiercest challenger, Alexei Navalny, was barred from running after being convicted on embezzlement criminal charges, opening up a favorable outcome for the former KGB spy. Putin’s re-election will enable him to be president until 2024, where, at the age of 71, he will be obliged by law to step down. If he sees the full term through, it will have placed Putin as the longest-standing leader of Russia, surpassing Josef Stalin. _______ Photo: Yuri Kadobnov (cover), Surgey Pivovarov, Yurki Kochetkov, and Sergei Ilnitsky
                    
                
            

            
                
                
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        bemusedlybespectacled:
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memehumor:

Texas-barred lawyer

I’m dYING

oh my GOD
: Tweet
 steve @NatsinNY.1d
 I'm a Texas-barred attorney and will
 represent these students pro bono
 should they choose to exercise their
 rights to free speech. I'm sure folks like
 @5thCircAppeals would join me
 Sarah McLaughlin@sarahemc
 Texas school district says it will
 suspend all students who take part
 in "any type of protest or
 awareness" in aftermath of the
 Parkland school shooting
 thehill.com/blogs/blog-bri...
 Needville ISD Superintendent Curtis Rhodes said in a letter that was sent
 to families and posted on social media that students would be suspended
 for three days if they took part in the protests happening in the wake of
 the deadly Florida high school shooting. The Houston Chronicle reported.
 In the statement, Rhodes said that Needville ISD is very sensitive to
 violence in schools.
 Please be advised that the Needville ISD will not allow a student
 demonstration during school hours for any type of protest or awareness!!
 Rhodes said.
 Should students choose to do so, they will be suspended from school for
 3 days and face all the consequences that come along with an out of
 school suspension.
 TexanNix @WadeNix3 1d
 There's a reason that you are barred
 from Texas law. ...ever think about that?
 Take your ideals back to fairy land
 steve @NatsinNY 1d
 No, see "Texas-barred" means that l
 passed the Texas bar and am licensed
 to practice law in the state of Texas, so
 it's the opposite of what you said
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                    bemusedlybespectacled:
legally-tired:

memehumor:

Texas-barred lawyer

I’m dYING

oh my GOD
: Tweet
 steve @NatsinNY.1d
 I'm a Texas-barred attorney and will
 represent these students pro bono
 should they choose to exercise their
 rights to free speech. I'm sure folks like
 @5thCircAppeals would join me
 Sarah McLaughlin@sarahemc
 Texas school district says it will
 suspend all students who take part
 in "any type of protest or
 awareness" in aftermath of the
 Parkland school shooting
 thehill.com/blogs/blog-bri...
 Needville ISD Superintendent Curtis Rhodes said in a letter that was sent
 to families and posted on social media that students would be suspended
 for three days if they took part in the protests happening in the wake of
 the deadly Florida high school shooting. The Houston Chronicle reported.
 In the statement, Rhodes said that Needville ISD is very sensitive to
 violence in schools.
 Please be advised that the Needville ISD will not allow a student
 demonstration during school hours for any type of protest or awareness!!
 Rhodes said.
 Should students choose to do so, they will be suspended from school for
 3 days and face all the consequences that come along with an out of
 school suspension.
 TexanNix @WadeNix3 1d
 There's a reason that you are barred
 from Texas law. ...ever think about that?
 Take your ideals back to fairy land
 steve @NatsinNY 1d
 No, see "Texas-barred" means that l
 passed the Texas bar and am licensed
 to practice law in the state of Texas, so
 it's the opposite of what you said
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        Cardi B Touches on Feminism in Recent Interview: “Anything a Man Can Do, I Can Do” - blogged by: @ashleytearra ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ In such a superficial, male-dominated industry, CardiB doesn’t fall victim to riding the wave that she’s “expected” to ride. Instead, she has unapologetically crafted her own, with no-holds-barred. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Not only a rapper but a woman, too, the Bronx native certainly has faced many challenges. However, she continues to prevail, time and time again—living loudly and proudly—despite those who consistently fight so hard to bring her to silence. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ When it’s all said and done, she’s just a “regular, degular, shmegular” girl, from the streets of NY, who decided to go for it… and won. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ She’s simply Cardi—no more, no less—and she proved that in a recent sit-down with i-D Magazine. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ During the candid interview, the 25-year-old opened up about her thoughts on feminism and how her stance in the culture is sometimes underestimated. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ “Being a feminist is such a great thing, and some people feel like someone like me can’t be as great as that,” she says. “They think feminism is great and only a woman who can speak properly, who has a degree, who is a boss, a businessperson… they think only [someone like] Michelle Obama can be a feminist.” ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ And, at a time where even the slightest mention of the word “feminism” still acts as a touchy topic amongst the millennial community, Cardi didn’t end it there. She spoke her mind and spoke it truthfully. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ “But, being a feminist is real simple; it’s that a woman can do things the same as a man. I’m equal to a n****. Anything a man can do, I can do,” she adds. “I can finesse, I can hustle. We have the same freedom. I was top of the charts. I’m a woman, and I did that. I do feel equal to a man.”: Cardi B Touches on Feminism in
 Recent Interview: "Anything a Man
 Can Do, I Can Do'"
 @balleralert
Cardi B Touches on Feminism in Recent Interview: “Anything a Man Can Do, I Can Do” - blogged by: @ashleytearra ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ In such a superficial, male-dominated industry, CardiB doesn’t fall victim to riding the wave that she’s “expected” to ride. Instead, she has unapologetically crafted her own, with no-holds-barred. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Not only a rapper but a woman, too, the Bronx native certainly has faced many challenges. However, she continues to prevail, time and time again—living loudly and proudly—despite those who consistently fight so hard to bring her to silence. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ When it’s all said and done, she’s just a “regular, degular, shmegular” girl, from the streets of NY, who decided to go for it… and won. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ She’s simply Cardi—no more, no less—and she proved that in a recent sit-down with i-D Magazine. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ During the candid interview, the 25-year-old opened up about her thoughts on feminism and how her stance in the culture is sometimes underestimated. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ “Being a feminist is such a great thing, and some people feel like someone like me can’t be as great as that,” she says. “They think feminism is great and only a woman who can speak properly, who has a degree, who is a boss, a businessperson… they think only [someone like] Michelle Obama can be a feminist.” ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ And, at a time where even the slightest mention of the word “feminism” still acts as a touchy topic amongst the millennial community, Cardi didn’t end it there. She spoke her mind and spoke it truthfully. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ “But, being a feminist is real simple; it’s that a woman can do things the same as a man. I’m equal to a n****. Anything a man can do, I can do,” she adds. “I can finesse, I can hustle. We have the same freedom. I was top of the charts. I’m a woman, and I did that. I do feel equal to a man.”
        

            
            

                
                
                    Cardi B Touches on Feminism in Recent Interview: “Anything a Man Can Do, I Can Do” - blogged by: @ashleytearra ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ In such a superficial, male-dominated industry, CardiB doesn’t fall victim to riding the wave that she’s “expected” to ride. Instead, she has unapologetically crafted her own, with no-holds-barred. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Not only a rapper but a woman, too, the Bronx native certainly has faced many challenges. However, she continues to prevail, time and time again—living loudly and proudly—despite those who consistently fight so hard to bring her to silence. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ When it’s all said and done, she’s just a “regular, degular, shmegular” girl, from the streets of NY, who decided to go for it… and won. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ She’s simply Cardi—no more, no less—and she proved that in a recent sit-down with i-D Magazine. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ During the candid interview, the 25-year-old opened up about her thoughts on feminism and how her stance in the culture is sometimes underestimated. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ “Being a feminist is such a great thing, and some people feel like someone like me can’t be as great as that,” she says. “They think feminism is great and only a woman who can speak properly, who has a degree, who is a boss, a businessperson… they think only [someone like] Michelle Obama can be a feminist.” ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ And, at a time where even the slightest mention of the word “feminism” still acts as a touchy topic amongst the millennial community, Cardi didn’t end it there. She spoke her mind and spoke it truthfully. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ “But, being a feminist is real simple; it’s that a woman can do things the same as a man. I’m equal to a n****. Anything a man can do, I can do,” she adds. “I can finesse, I can hustle. We have the same freedom. I was top of the charts. I’m a woman, and I did that. I do feel equal to a man.”: Cardi B Touches on Feminism in
 Recent Interview: "Anything a Man
 Can Do, I Can Do'"
 @balleralert
Cardi B Touches on Feminism in Recent Interview: “Anything a Man Can Do, I Can Do” - blogged by: @ashleytearra ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ In such a superficial, male-dominated industry, CardiB doesn’t fall victim to riding the wave that she’s “expected” to ride. Instead, she has unapologetically crafted her own, with no-holds-barred. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Not only a rapper but a woman, too, the Bronx native certainly has faced many challenges. However, she continues to prevail, time and time again—living loudly and proudly—despite those who consistently fight so hard to bring her to silence. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ When it’s all said and done, she’s just a “regular, degular, shmegular” girl, from the streets of NY, who decided to go for it… and won. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ She’s simply Cardi—no more, no less—and she proved that in a recent sit-down with i-D Magazine. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ During the candid interview, the 25-year-old opened up about her thoughts on feminism and how her stance in the culture is sometimes underestimated. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ “Being a feminist is such a great thing, and some people feel like someone like me can’t be as great as that,” she says. “They think feminism is great and only a woman who can speak properly, who has a degree, who is a boss, a businessperson… they think only [someone like] Michelle Obama can be a feminist.” ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ And, at a time where even the slightest mention of the word “feminism” still acts as a touchy topic amongst the millennial community, Cardi didn’t end it there. She spoke her mind and spoke it truthfully. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ “But, being a feminist is real simple; it’s that a woman can do things the same as a man. I’m equal to a n****. Anything a man can do, I can do,” she adds. “I can finesse, I can hustle. We have the same freedom. I was top of the charts. I’m a woman, and I did that. I do feel equal to a man.”
                    
                
            

            
                
                
Cardi B Touches on Feminism in Recent Interview: “Anything a Man Can Do, I Can Do” - blogged by: @ashleytearra ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ In such a...

                
            
            
        

    

    

        
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america deserves to collapse


Yikes 


Jesus fucking Christ this is a terrible idea.

Not too keen on the Bi Polar bit


Liberals fuck up everythng they touch.

Wonderful legacy of Obama’s when he tried to purge the DoD of people loyal to the country.

This seems like an awful idea. I got booted from the navy because of mental health stuff and while I don’t think I personally would have had a problem I understand why they did it.


Huh

I need more information because this is frightening af

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 Army lifts ban on recruits with history of self-
 mutilation, bipolar disorder, depression and
 drug or alcohol abuse! I'm sure this will end
 well
 Army lifts ban on recruits with history of self-mutilation, other mental health i
 The ban had barred the Army from accepting soldiers with a history of self-mutilation,
 bipolar disorder, depression and drug and alcohol abuse.
 usatoday.com
 2:14 PM-12 Nov 2017
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friendly-neighborhood-patriarch:

cisnowflake:


proctain:

coolmanfromthepast:

nunyabizni:


officialfist:

surfcommiesmustdie:


dietmountainmadewka:


thinksquad:

https://t.co/ZCljQS4WWB

america deserves to collapse


Yikes 


Jesus fucking Christ this is a terrible idea.

Not too keen on the Bi Polar bit


Liberals fuck up everythng they touch.

Wonderful legacy of Obama’s when he tried to purge the DoD of people loyal to the country.

This seems like an awful idea. I got booted from the navy because of mental health stuff and while I don’t think I personally would have had a problem I understand why they did it.


Huh

I need more information because this is frightening af

You know people are going to lose their shit on both sides.
        

            
            

                
                
                    scriptor:

fandomlordandmaster:
friendly-neighborhood-patriarch:

cisnowflake:


proctain:

coolmanfromthepast:

nunyabizni:


officialfist:

surfcommiesmustdie:


dietmountainmadewka:


thinksquad:

https://t.co/ZCljQS4WWB

america deserves to collapse


Yikes 


Jesus fucking Christ this is a terrible idea.

Not too keen on the Bi Polar bit


Liberals fuck up everythng they touch.

Wonderful legacy of Obama’s when he tried to purge the DoD of people loyal to the country.

This seems like an awful idea. I got booted from the navy because of mental health stuff and while I don’t think I personally would have had a problem I understand why they did it.


Huh

I need more information because this is frightening af

You know people are going to lose their shit on both sides.: Stefan Molyneux
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 Following
 Army lifts ban on recruits with history of self-
 mutilation, bipolar disorder, depression and
 drug or alcohol abuse! I'm sure this will end
 well
 Army lifts ban on recruits with history of self-mutilation, other mental health i
 The ban had barred the Army from accepting soldiers with a history of self-mutilation,
 bipolar disorder, depression and drug and alcohol abuse.
 usatoday.com
 2:14 PM-12 Nov 2017
scriptor:

fandomlordandmaster:
friendly-neighborhood-patriarch:

cisnowflake:


proctain:

coolmanfromthepast:

nunyabizni:


officialfist:

surfcommiesmustdie:


dietmountainmadewka:


thinksquad:

https://t.co/ZCljQS4WWB

america deserves to collapse


Yikes 


Jesus fucking Christ this is a terrible idea.

Not too keen on the Bi Polar bit


Liberals fuck up everythng they touch.

Wonderful legacy of Obama’s when he tried to purge the DoD of people loyal to the country.

This seems like an awful idea. I got booted from the navy because of mental health stuff and while I don’t think I personally would have had a problem I understand why they did it.


Huh

I need more information because this is frightening af

You know people are going to lose their shit on both sides.
                    
                
            

            
            
        

    

    

        
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Sorry….kind of

isn’t captain hook and his crew suppose to be a lost boys who escaped and that’s why he’s trying to kill peter pan

…what the actual fuck

I NEVER TRUSTED PETER PAN

nah everything in Peter Pan was fucked up. 
Tinkerbell and her fairy buddies were having an orgy when they found baby Peter. Tinks also extremely jealous, tricking one of the Lost Boys into shooting Wendy in the fucking chest.
Peter’s also crazy omnipotent. Like, he “make believes” he’s a doctor, and heals Wendy. When he’s hungry, he pretends to eat imaginary food and his stomach actually gets fuller.
He’s also a dick. He would teach children how to fly but never how to stop, so they’d fly for months on straight without rest or break, and they couldn’t sleep either or they’d stop flying. And when one of Wendy’s brothers actually fell asleep and plummeted into the ocean, Peter laughed his ass off. He only saved him when Wendy begged him too.

okay but that’s the point of Peter Pan. It’s not supposed to glorify never growing up, it’s supposed to show kids why growing up is not only good, but necessary otherwise they’d end up as fucked up as Peter. He never matured, never learned right from wrong, he never listened to his parents because - according to Peter - he ran away as an infant.It’s a tale to teach children that listening to their parents and growing up is good. As far as Tinker Bell goes, if you actually read Peter Pan you would know that fairies only feel one emotion at a time and they feel that emotion very strongly so the orgy? lust. Trying to kill Wendy? Jealousy. She embodies the seven deadly sins and what happens if you let your emotions get the best of you. (And as far as the new fairies series of films making her nicer it’s because you only see the jealous side of her in Peter Pan and you see other sides of her in the series because those movies are about her).Rant over, you can go back to your regularly scheduled blogging now.

So if Peter Pan shows up in your window. Stab him in the fucking chest kids. You have school tomorrow

Reblogging because I believe this will be important to the Once Upon a Time fandom tomorrow.

It’s more complicated than that. Peter is kind of a tragic hero. He chooses not to grow up, he knows he is incomplete.
I mean, he cut off Hook's hand because he thought it was a game. He clearly doesn’t know right from wrong. He also only knows the unconditional love of a mother to a child, which is why he thinks everyone wants to be his mother. He also switches sides in a fight just for fun, kill pirates for fun, and “thins” out the Lost Boys when they can’t fit in the tree anymore.
But, like, it wasn’t a cautionary tale to tell you to listen to your parents, it’s a story about death and youth. Why can’t Peter grow up? One of the popular theories is that it’s because he’s dead. J.M. Barrie’s older brother died when Barrie was little and he dressed up in his brother’s clothes to please his mom. His mom - who was always distant, whose love Barrie craved like Peter craves a mom - started crying and said something like “At least my baby will never grow up” and that idea stuck with Barrie forever. Then, as an adult, it’s believed he never slept with his wife because Barrie was just a kid. He was Peter Pan. He was too innocent for that. He befriended the Llewelyn-Davies boys and based Peter Pan off of them and their games. (Fun fact: The boy Peter Pan was named after, Peter Llewelyn-Davies, threw himself under a train). There was also a bunch of stuff about Barrie being in love with The Llewlyn-Davies boys’ mother, but that’s not important here.
People think Peter’s dead because he literally cannot return home. He tried and the window was barred and his parents had replaced him with another baby. Why? Probably because they had lost Peter to the flu. Why does Peter come in through the window? Because of the joke “I once had a bird names Enza. I opened up the window and ‘influenza’.” Because lots of babies died back then form the flu. The Lost Boys are children who fell out of their prams. Odds are babies could not survive falling out of their prams. Peter is liked the pied piper ferrying the souls of young children to the neverland/afterlife. Barrie believed that all children were “gay and heartless” but he didn’t think that was a bad thing.
Also, Hook and his crew are not old lost boys trying to kill Peter. Hook was once a British gentlemen (hinted at to be associated with Charles II and attended Elton) and he is afraid of growing old. His biggest fear is growing old and dying - that is why his nemesis is the embodiment of eternal youth. That is why the crocodile that chases him swallowed a clock and ticks. That is why when Peter finally decided “It’s Hook of me this time” the crocodile has stopped ticking and Peter started (he’s trying to trick them into thinking he’s the croc). At that moment - Peter is time and time has ran out for Hook.
Also, it’s not so much that Peter is omnipotent. All kids basically are in the Neverland. Like, it states that the island looks different to every kid because it’s the land of their dreams and stuff. Also, the island legit freezes when Peter leaves and thaws when he comes back. He’s been there so long he’s not human anymore - but fey. (keep in mind being fey isn’t good, just chaotic neutral). Peter even secretes pixie dust now. The island is so fine tuned with him because he’s one of the only people that stay, that it caters to him. Most likely any child that stayed as long as he did would become omnipotent to an extent.
As for Tinker Bell, the above stated is true. Fairies are so tiny they can only have one emotion at a time - “Tink wasn’t all bad” - and they also have really short lifespans so, like, Tinker Bell isn’t even that important to Peter Pan. He forgets all about her and Hook by the time Wendy is grown up.And the orgies thing is because in the legends fey are known for their revelries. 
And it wasn’t so much that Peter was a dick, he just doesn’t know when to stop. He’s a child. He doesn’t know right from wrong. He doesn’t know when to stop playing -cutting Hooks hand off was a game to him. He also has the memory of a child, so odds are he just forgot to teach kids how to stop flying or how to imagine food, etc. He is just carefree, like all children. Everything is a game to him, because he never learned anything else.
But like, no, Peter Pan is not a cautionary tale. Barrie loved his character and the story and brought up a lot of good things in it. He wrote Peter as an exaggeration of a cocky overconfident boy, but, like, Peter wasn’t afraid of death. It says “he felt scared, yet he felt only one shudder run through him when any other person would have felt scared up until death. With his blithe attitude towards death, he says, “To die will be an awfully big adventure”.“ and with that Barrie is showing us both a naivety and bravery we possess as children but lose as adults and is basically telling us that we shouldn’t let that go. Like, the point is growing up is inevitable but you don’t have to lose everything.
And so yeah….I’m really passionate about Peter Pan.
: now you kno!
 In the original Peter Pan book,
 he killed the Lost Boys when
 they got too old
 nowyoukno.com
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH
Sorry….kind of

isn’t captain hook and his crew suppose to be a lost boys who escaped and that’s why he’s trying to kill peter pan

…what the actual fuck

I NEVER TRUSTED PETER PAN

nah everything in Peter Pan was fucked up. 
Tinkerbell and her fairy buddies were having an orgy when they found baby Peter. Tinks also extremely jealous, tricking one of the Lost Boys into shooting Wendy in the fucking chest.
Peter’s also crazy omnipotent. Like, he “make believes” he’s a doctor, and heals Wendy. When he’s hungry, he pretends to eat imaginary food and his stomach actually gets fuller.
He’s also a dick. He would teach children how to fly but never how to stop, so they’d fly for months on straight without rest or break, and they couldn’t sleep either or they’d stop flying. And when one of Wendy’s brothers actually fell asleep and plummeted into the ocean, Peter laughed his ass off. He only saved him when Wendy begged him too.

okay but that’s the point of Peter Pan. It’s not supposed to glorify never growing up, it’s supposed to show kids why growing up is not only good, but necessary otherwise they’d end up as fucked up as Peter. He never matured, never learned right from wrong, he never listened to his parents because - according to Peter - he ran away as an infant.It’s a tale to teach children that listening to their parents and growing up is good. As far as Tinker Bell goes, if you actually read Peter Pan you would know that fairies only feel one emotion at a time and they feel that emotion very strongly so the orgy? lust. Trying to kill Wendy? Jealousy. She embodies the seven deadly sins and what happens if you let your emotions get the best of you. (And as far as the new fairies series of films making her nicer it’s because you only see the jealous side of her in Peter Pan and you see other sides of her in the series because those movies are about her).Rant over, you can go back to your regularly scheduled blogging now.

So if Peter Pan shows up in your window. Stab him in the fucking chest kids. You have school tomorrow

Reblogging because I believe this will be important to the Once Upon a Time fandom tomorrow.

It’s more complicated than that. Peter is kind of a tragic hero. He chooses not to grow up, he knows he is incomplete.
I mean, he cut off Hook's hand because he thought it was a game. He clearly doesn’t know right from wrong. He also only knows the unconditional love of a mother to a child, which is why he thinks everyone wants to be his mother. He also switches sides in a fight just for fun, kill pirates for fun, and “thins” out the Lost Boys when they can’t fit in the tree anymore.
But, like, it wasn’t a cautionary tale to tell you to listen to your parents, it’s a story about death and youth. Why can’t Peter grow up? One of the popular theories is that it’s because he’s dead. J.M. Barrie’s older brother died when Barrie was little and he dressed up in his brother’s clothes to please his mom. His mom - who was always distant, whose love Barrie craved like Peter craves a mom - started crying and said something like “At least my baby will never grow up” and that idea stuck with Barrie forever. Then, as an adult, it’s believed he never slept with his wife because Barrie was just a kid. He was Peter Pan. He was too innocent for that. He befriended the Llewelyn-Davies boys and based Peter Pan off of them and their games. (Fun fact: The boy Peter Pan was named after, Peter Llewelyn-Davies, threw himself under a train). There was also a bunch of stuff about Barrie being in love with The Llewlyn-Davies boys’ mother, but that’s not important here.
People think Peter’s dead because he literally cannot return home. He tried and the window was barred and his parents had replaced him with another baby. Why? Probably because they had lost Peter to the flu. Why does Peter come in through the window? Because of the joke “I once had a bird names Enza. I opened up the window and ‘influenza’.” Because lots of babies died back then form the flu. The Lost Boys are children who fell out of their prams. Odds are babies could not survive falling out of their prams. Peter is liked the pied piper ferrying the souls of young children to the neverland/afterlife. Barrie believed that all children were “gay and heartless” but he didn’t think that was a bad thing.
Also, Hook and his crew are not old lost boys trying to kill Peter. Hook was once a British gentlemen (hinted at to be associated with Charles II and attended Elton) and he is afraid of growing old. His biggest fear is growing old and dying - that is why his nemesis is the embodiment of eternal youth. That is why the crocodile that chases him swallowed a clock and ticks. That is why when Peter finally decided “It’s Hook of me this time” the crocodile has stopped ticking and Peter started (he’s trying to trick them into thinking he’s the croc). At that moment - Peter is time and time has ran out for Hook.
Also, it’s not so much that Peter is omnipotent. All kids basically are in the Neverland. Like, it states that the island looks different to every kid because it’s the land of their dreams and stuff. Also, the island legit freezes when Peter leaves and thaws when he comes back. He’s been there so long he’s not human anymore - but fey. (keep in mind being fey isn’t good, just chaotic neutral). Peter even secretes pixie dust now. The island is so fine tuned with him because he’s one of the only people that stay, that it caters to him. Most likely any child that stayed as long as he did would become omnipotent to an extent.
As for Tinker Bell, the above stated is true. Fairies are so tiny they can only have one emotion at a time - “Tink wasn’t all bad” - and they also have really short lifespans so, like, Tinker Bell isn’t even that important to Peter Pan. He forgets all about her and Hook by the time Wendy is grown up.And the orgies thing is because in the legends fey are known for their revelries. 
And it wasn’t so much that Peter was a dick, he just doesn’t know when to stop. He’s a child. He doesn’t know right from wrong. He doesn’t know when to stop playing -cutting Hooks hand off was a game to him. He also has the memory of a child, so odds are he just forgot to teach kids how to stop flying or how to imagine food, etc. He is just carefree, like all children. Everything is a game to him, because he never learned anything else.
But like, no, Peter Pan is not a cautionary tale. Barrie loved his character and the story and brought up a lot of good things in it. He wrote Peter as an exaggeration of a cocky overconfident boy, but, like, Peter wasn’t afraid of death. It says “he felt scared, yet he felt only one shudder run through him when any other person would have felt scared up until death. With his blithe attitude towards death, he says, “To die will be an awfully big adventure”.“ and with that Barrie is showing us both a naivety and bravery we possess as children but lose as adults and is basically telling us that we shouldn’t let that go. Like, the point is growing up is inevitable but you don’t have to lose everything.
And so yeah….I’m really passionate about Peter Pan.

        

            
            

                
                
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH
Sorry….kind of

isn’t captain hook and his crew suppose to be a lost boys who escaped and that’s why he’s trying to kill peter pan

…what the actual fuck

I NEVER TRUSTED PETER PAN

nah everything in Peter Pan was fucked up. 
Tinkerbell and her fairy buddies were having an orgy when they found baby Peter. Tinks also extremely jealous, tricking one of the Lost Boys into shooting Wendy in the fucking chest.
Peter’s also crazy omnipotent. Like, he “make believes” he’s a doctor, and heals Wendy. When he’s hungry, he pretends to eat imaginary food and his stomach actually gets fuller.
He’s also a dick. He would teach children how to fly but never how to stop, so they’d fly for months on straight without rest or break, and they couldn’t sleep either or they’d stop flying. And when one of Wendy’s brothers actually fell asleep and plummeted into the ocean, Peter laughed his ass off. He only saved him when Wendy begged him too.

okay but that’s the point of Peter Pan. It’s not supposed to glorify never growing up, it’s supposed to show kids why growing up is not only good, but necessary otherwise they’d end up as fucked up as Peter. He never matured, never learned right from wrong, he never listened to his parents because - according to Peter - he ran away as an infant.It’s a tale to teach children that listening to their parents and growing up is good. As far as Tinker Bell goes, if you actually read Peter Pan you would know that fairies only feel one emotion at a time and they feel that emotion very strongly so the orgy? lust. Trying to kill Wendy? Jealousy. She embodies the seven deadly sins and what happens if you let your emotions get the best of you. (And as far as the new fairies series of films making her nicer it’s because you only see the jealous side of her in Peter Pan and you see other sides of her in the series because those movies are about her).Rant over, you can go back to your regularly scheduled blogging now.

So if Peter Pan shows up in your window. Stab him in the fucking chest kids. You have school tomorrow

Reblogging because I believe this will be important to the Once Upon a Time fandom tomorrow.

It’s more complicated than that. Peter is kind of a tragic hero. He chooses not to grow up, he knows he is incomplete.
I mean, he cut off Hook's hand because he thought it was a game. He clearly doesn’t know right from wrong. He also only knows the unconditional love of a mother to a child, which is why he thinks everyone wants to be his mother. He also switches sides in a fight just for fun, kill pirates for fun, and “thins” out the Lost Boys when they can’t fit in the tree anymore.
But, like, it wasn’t a cautionary tale to tell you to listen to your parents, it’s a story about death and youth. Why can’t Peter grow up? One of the popular theories is that it’s because he’s dead. J.M. Barrie’s older brother died when Barrie was little and he dressed up in his brother’s clothes to please his mom. His mom - who was always distant, whose love Barrie craved like Peter craves a mom - started crying and said something like “At least my baby will never grow up” and that idea stuck with Barrie forever. Then, as an adult, it’s believed he never slept with his wife because Barrie was just a kid. He was Peter Pan. He was too innocent for that. He befriended the Llewelyn-Davies boys and based Peter Pan off of them and their games. (Fun fact: The boy Peter Pan was named after, Peter Llewelyn-Davies, threw himself under a train). There was also a bunch of stuff about Barrie being in love with The Llewlyn-Davies boys’ mother, but that’s not important here.
People think Peter’s dead because he literally cannot return home. He tried and the window was barred and his parents had replaced him with another baby. Why? Probably because they had lost Peter to the flu. Why does Peter come in through the window? Because of the joke “I once had a bird names Enza. I opened up the window and ‘influenza’.” Because lots of babies died back then form the flu. The Lost Boys are children who fell out of their prams. Odds are babies could not survive falling out of their prams. Peter is liked the pied piper ferrying the souls of young children to the neverland/afterlife. Barrie believed that all children were “gay and heartless” but he didn’t think that was a bad thing.
Also, Hook and his crew are not old lost boys trying to kill Peter. Hook was once a British gentlemen (hinted at to be associated with Charles II and attended Elton) and he is afraid of growing old. His biggest fear is growing old and dying - that is why his nemesis is the embodiment of eternal youth. That is why the crocodile that chases him swallowed a clock and ticks. That is why when Peter finally decided “It’s Hook of me this time” the crocodile has stopped ticking and Peter started (he’s trying to trick them into thinking he’s the croc). At that moment - Peter is time and time has ran out for Hook.
Also, it’s not so much that Peter is omnipotent. All kids basically are in the Neverland. Like, it states that the island looks different to every kid because it’s the land of their dreams and stuff. Also, the island legit freezes when Peter leaves and thaws when he comes back. He’s been there so long he’s not human anymore - but fey. (keep in mind being fey isn’t good, just chaotic neutral). Peter even secretes pixie dust now. The island is so fine tuned with him because he’s one of the only people that stay, that it caters to him. Most likely any child that stayed as long as he did would become omnipotent to an extent.
As for Tinker Bell, the above stated is true. Fairies are so tiny they can only have one emotion at a time - “Tink wasn’t all bad” - and they also have really short lifespans so, like, Tinker Bell isn’t even that important to Peter Pan. He forgets all about her and Hook by the time Wendy is grown up.And the orgies thing is because in the legends fey are known for their revelries. 
And it wasn’t so much that Peter was a dick, he just doesn’t know when to stop. He’s a child. He doesn’t know right from wrong. He doesn’t know when to stop playing -cutting Hooks hand off was a game to him. He also has the memory of a child, so odds are he just forgot to teach kids how to stop flying or how to imagine food, etc. He is just carefree, like all children. Everything is a game to him, because he never learned anything else.
But like, no, Peter Pan is not a cautionary tale. Barrie loved his character and the story and brought up a lot of good things in it. He wrote Peter as an exaggeration of a cocky overconfident boy, but, like, Peter wasn’t afraid of death. It says “he felt scared, yet he felt only one shudder run through him when any other person would have felt scared up until death. With his blithe attitude towards death, he says, “To die will be an awfully big adventure”.“ and with that Barrie is showing us both a naivety and bravery we possess as children but lose as adults and is basically telling us that we shouldn’t let that go. Like, the point is growing up is inevitable but you don’t have to lose everything.
And so yeah….I’m really passionate about Peter Pan.
: now you kno!
 In the original Peter Pan book,
 he killed the Lost Boys when
 they got too old
 nowyoukno.com
maybe-this-time:
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isn’t captain hook and his crew suppose to be a lost boys who escaped and that’s why he’s trying to kill peter pan

…what the actual fuck

I NEVER TRUSTED PETER PAN

nah everything in Peter Pan was fucked up. 
Tinkerbell and her fairy buddies were having an orgy when they found baby Peter. Tinks also extremely jealous, tricking one of the Lost Boys into shooting Wendy in the fucking chest.
Peter’s also crazy omnipotent. Like, he “make believes” he’s a doctor, and heals Wendy. When he’s hungry, he pretends to eat imaginary food and his stomach actually gets fuller.
He’s also a dick. He would teach children how to fly but never how to stop, so they’d fly for months on straight without rest or break, and they couldn’t sleep either or they’d stop flying. And when one of Wendy’s brothers actually fell asleep and plummeted into the ocean, Peter laughed his ass off. He only saved him when Wendy begged him too.

okay but that’s the point of Peter Pan. It’s not supposed to glorify never growing up, it’s supposed to show kids why growing up is not only good, but necessary otherwise they’d end up as fucked up as Peter. He never matured, never learned right from wrong, he never listened to his parents because - according to Peter - he ran away as an infant.It’s a tale to teach children that listening to their parents and growing up is good. As far as Tinker Bell goes, if you actually read Peter Pan you would know that fairies only feel one emotion at a time and they feel that emotion very strongly so the orgy? lust. Trying to kill Wendy? Jealousy. She embodies the seven deadly sins and what happens if you let your emotions get the best of you. (And as far as the new fairies series of films making her nicer it’s because you only see the jealous side of her in Peter Pan and you see other sides of her in the series because those movies are about her).Rant over, you can go back to your regularly scheduled blogging now.

So if Peter Pan shows up in your window. Stab him in the fucking chest kids. You have school tomorrow

Reblogging because I believe this will be important to the Once Upon a Time fandom tomorrow.

It’s more complicated than that. Peter is kind of a tragic hero. He chooses not to grow up, he knows he is incomplete.
I mean, he cut off Hook's hand because he thought it was a game. He clearly doesn’t know right from wrong. He also only knows the unconditional love of a mother to a child, which is why he thinks everyone wants to be his mother. He also switches sides in a fight just for fun, kill pirates for fun, and “thins” out the Lost Boys when they can’t fit in the tree anymore.
But, like, it wasn’t a cautionary tale to tell you to listen to your parents, it’s a story about death and youth. Why can’t Peter grow up? One of the popular theories is that it’s because he’s dead. J.M. Barrie’s older brother died when Barrie was little and he dressed up in his brother’s clothes to please his mom. His mom - who was always distant, whose love Barrie craved like Peter craves a mom - started crying and said something like “At least my baby will never grow up” and that idea stuck with Barrie forever. Then, as an adult, it’s believed he never slept with his wife because Barrie was just a kid. He was Peter Pan. He was too innocent for that. He befriended the Llewelyn-Davies boys and based Peter Pan off of them and their games. (Fun fact: The boy Peter Pan was named after, Peter Llewelyn-Davies, threw himself under a train). There was also a bunch of stuff about Barrie being in love with The Llewlyn-Davies boys’ mother, but that’s not important here.
People think Peter’s dead because he literally cannot return home. He tried and the window was barred and his parents had replaced him with another baby. Why? Probably because they had lost Peter to the flu. Why does Peter come in through the window? Because of the joke “I once had a bird names Enza. I opened up the window and ‘influenza’.” Because lots of babies died back then form the flu. The Lost Boys are children who fell out of their prams. Odds are babies could not survive falling out of their prams. Peter is liked the pied piper ferrying the souls of young children to the neverland/afterlife. Barrie believed that all children were “gay and heartless” but he didn’t think that was a bad thing.
Also, Hook and his crew are not old lost boys trying to kill Peter. Hook was once a British gentlemen (hinted at to be associated with Charles II and attended Elton) and he is afraid of growing old. His biggest fear is growing old and dying - that is why his nemesis is the embodiment of eternal youth. That is why the crocodile that chases him swallowed a clock and ticks. That is why when Peter finally decided “It’s Hook of me this time” the crocodile has stopped ticking and Peter started (he’s trying to trick them into thinking he’s the croc). At that moment - Peter is time and time has ran out for Hook.
Also, it’s not so much that Peter is omnipotent. All kids basically are in the Neverland. Like, it states that the island looks different to every kid because it’s the land of their dreams and stuff. Also, the island legit freezes when Peter leaves and thaws when he comes back. He’s been there so long he’s not human anymore - but fey. (keep in mind being fey isn’t good, just chaotic neutral). Peter even secretes pixie dust now. The island is so fine tuned with him because he’s one of the only people that stay, that it caters to him. Most likely any child that stayed as long as he did would become omnipotent to an extent.
As for Tinker Bell, the above stated is true. Fairies are so tiny they can only have one emotion at a time - “Tink wasn’t all bad” - and they also have really short lifespans so, like, Tinker Bell isn’t even that important to Peter Pan. He forgets all about her and Hook by the time Wendy is grown up.And the orgies thing is because in the legends fey are known for their revelries. 
And it wasn’t so much that Peter was a dick, he just doesn’t know when to stop. He’s a child. He doesn’t know right from wrong. He doesn’t know when to stop playing -cutting Hooks hand off was a game to him. He also has the memory of a child, so odds are he just forgot to teach kids how to stop flying or how to imagine food, etc. He is just carefree, like all children. Everything is a game to him, because he never learned anything else.
But like, no, Peter Pan is not a cautionary tale. Barrie loved his character and the story and brought up a lot of good things in it. He wrote Peter as an exaggeration of a cocky overconfident boy, but, like, Peter wasn’t afraid of death. It says “he felt scared, yet he felt only one shudder run through him when any other person would have felt scared up until death. With his blithe attitude towards death, he says, “To die will be an awfully big adventure”.“ and with that Barrie is showing us both a naivety and bravery we possess as children but lose as adults and is basically telling us that we shouldn’t let that go. Like, the point is growing up is inevitable but you don’t have to lose everything.
And so yeah….I’m really passionate about Peter Pan.

                    
                
            

            
            
        

    

    

        
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