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storyofamadblackwoman: guu: noblewing: guu: sexhaver: noblewing: sexhaver: noblewing: shitty-car-mods-daily: Yep People feel threatened by this. Keep that in mind. literally every single time without fail Get a load of you, making fun of someone’s profile pic in 2019. You must be so proud. I bet you get all the ladies. Fuck off. i am and i do, ponyfucker this is what you can find when you click on his FIMfiction link on his blog Bidoofs Law, at it again Oh God. They’re multiplying. Yeah, I’m totally the degenerate here. My opinion doesn’t fucking matter because I like to fuck horses and watch a show for little kids. Ugh… are you guys done? You’re boring me. : For the LORD himself will com down from HEAVEN, with a lou command, with the voice of the ARCHANGEL and with the TRUMP Thessaien DMS 416 PENCE TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP PENC E CE NCE RUMP TRUMP CE TRUMP CE MAKE ANERICA GREAY AGAIN TRUMP CTRUMP TRUMP TRU TRU PENC TRUMP PRNCE TRUMP PENCE TRUMP RUMP ENC TRUM PENCE TRUMPTRUMPTRUMP TRU Pr ce TRUMP PENCE PERCE PEN TRUM TRUMP TRUMTRU X940083TRUMP TRUMP TRUM PRUMP NCE CE TRUMP TRUM PENCE eENC storyofamadblackwoman: guu: noblewing: guu: sexhaver: noblewing: sexhaver: noblewing: shitty-car-mods-daily: Yep People feel threatened by this. Keep that in mind. literally every single time without fail Get a load of you, making fun of someone’s profile pic in 2019. You must be so proud. I bet you get all the ladies. Fuck off. i am and i do, ponyfucker this is what you can find when you click on his FIMfiction link on his blog Bidoofs Law, at it again Oh God. They’re multiplying. Yeah, I’m totally the degenerate here. My opinion doesn’t fucking matter because I like to fuck horses and watch a show for little kids. Ugh… are you guys done? You’re boring me.
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imstuckathome12: xxxxarachnidsgripxxxx: green-cryptid: mystical-blue-jellyfish: wanderinglilweirdo: tiggyloo: cutie-quinn: sky-uppercunt: ryannandreww: edgarahoe: apathbetweenthestars: dontkillbirds: brutusfeels: doodle-dumpingground: madd-of-the-dead: the-regeneratin-degenerate: foxrat: “it wont happen again, but your expectations are too high” what kind of morbid ass shit is that “I think you know I was drunk” daaamn that’s so accurate to me “It wont happen again bit it would have been shit anyways” this is a bullshit excuse that I would def use “Look me in the eyes… I am filled with existential angst”Now I don’t use excuses often, but this is one of the greatest things I have ever heard XD Hey fuck you buddy I’m filled with existential angst is a goodun Hey don’t look at me like that, I just found out I’m a ghost! Don’t look at me like that.  My bed is too comfortable. “You know what? I have diarrhea.” “Honestly…it’s none of your business “ For the last time i watched GBBO instead Oh gosh, august 4th I think I win with “for the last time, I don’t give a shit” “You know why, Bob? Shut up, that’s why!” …..i love it “I’m soooo sorry. I was drunk.” The first part seems fitting though. But I never was drunk, never drank alcohol. And I will never drink it. hey fuck you buddy it would have been shit anyways im sooo sorry. Shut up that’s why. Im sooo sorry im filled with existential angst “You know what? I have a life.” So savage, damn-: Excuse generator Use your birthday to generate an excuse January February March April May June 16 I don't give a shit 17 I was drunk I'm sorry I'm soooo sorry Honestly... You know what? 1 I didn't feel like it 2 forgot 3 I rewatched GBBO 18 It was far too boring 19 I just found out l'm a ghost instead 4 I watched porn instead 20 My dong was too itchy 5 I do what I want Hey, fuck you buddy Don't look at me like that It won't happen again, but 21 I spent the night learning to 6 *points at crotch* 7 I have diarrhoea riverdance 22 It's none of your concern! ul 8 My fucking dog ate it 23 Your expectations are too high 9 Homework is for dicks 24 You're not the boss of me 10 It's none of your August Look me in the eye September You know why, Bob?! October For the last time November think you know December You wanna know why 25 I am filled with existential angst 26 I'm too cool for this shit. business. 11 I've been thinking a lot 27 My STls are acting up 28 My bed is too comfortable 29 Why don't you ask your mum about Brexit I didn't do your stupid 12 Yolo. Yolo 13 I'm not a dork 14 Shut up, that's why. 15 l have a life why I didn't do it? SM.S 30 It would have been shit anyway. 31 I didn't feel like doing something STUDENT MONEY SAVER dumb today imstuckathome12: xxxxarachnidsgripxxxx: green-cryptid: mystical-blue-jellyfish: wanderinglilweirdo: tiggyloo: cutie-quinn: sky-uppercunt: ryannandreww: edgarahoe: apathbetweenthestars: dontkillbirds: brutusfeels: doodle-dumpingground: madd-of-the-dead: the-regeneratin-degenerate: foxrat: “it wont happen again, but your expectations are too high” what kind of morbid ass shit is that “I think you know I was drunk” daaamn that’s so accurate to me “It wont happen again bit it would have been shit anyways” this is a bullshit excuse that I would def use “Look me in the eyes… I am filled with existential angst”Now I don’t use excuses often, but this is one of the greatest things I have ever heard XD Hey fuck you buddy I’m filled with existential angst is a goodun Hey don’t look at me like that, I just found out I’m a ghost! Don’t look at me like that.  My bed is too comfortable. “You know what? I have diarrhea.” “Honestly…it’s none of your business “ For the last time i watched GBBO instead Oh gosh, august 4th I think I win with “for the last time, I don’t give a shit” “You know why, Bob? Shut up, that’s why!” …..i love it “I’m soooo sorry. I was drunk.” The first part seems fitting though. But I never was drunk, never drank alcohol. And I will never drink it. hey fuck you buddy it would have been shit anyways im sooo sorry. Shut up that’s why. Im sooo sorry im filled with existential angst “You know what? I have a life.” So savage, damn-
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