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Ass, Fucking, and Head: MEMO: ALL EMPLOYEES It has been brought to the attention of Management that some individuals have been using foul language in the course of normal conversation between employees. Due to complaints from some of the more easily offended workers, this conduct will no longer be tolerated. The Management does, however, realize the importance of each person being able to express their feelings when communicating with their fellow employees. Therefore, the Management has compiled the following coded list. It is imperative that all employees understand and memorize the code phases so the proper exchange of ideas and information can continue. NEW PHRASE OLD PHRASE No Fucking Way You've got to be shitting me. Tell someone who gives a Fuck. Ask me if I give a Fuck. It's not my Fucking problem. What the Fuck Fuck it. It won't work. Why the Fuck didn't they tell me this sooner. When the Fuck do they expect me to do this? Who the Fuck cares? He's got his head up his ass Eat shit Eat shit and die. Eat shit and die Motherfucker What the Fuck do they want from me? Kiss my ass. This job sucks. Who the hell died and made you boss? Blow me. I'm not certain that's feasible Really? Perhaps you should check with... Of course I'm concerned. wasn't involved with that project. Interesting behavior I'm not sure I can implement this. I'll try to schedule that. Perhaps I can work late. Are you sure it is a problem? He's not familiar with this problem. You don't say. Excuse me? Excuse me, sir? They weren't happy with it? So you'd like my help with it. I love a challenge. You want me to take care of this? l see Excuse me, sir? (i.redd.it)
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Friends, Memes, and Police: - This video was shot by an observer who stood by while a St. Joseph (MO) officer was working to subdue a combative, resistant subject. Thankfully his backup was able to respond quickly to his aid. The physical and mental demands of law enforcement are taxing. It is imperative to stay trained on combative skills, physical fitness, and have a “never quit” mentality. Going into any incident you must always envision yourself succeeding. Always be prepared. - “If you seek to do battle with me this day, you will receive the best that I am capable of giving. “It may not be enough, but it will be everything that I have to give and it will be impressive for I have constantly prepared myself for this day. “I have trained, drilled and rehearsed my actions so that I might have the best chance of defeating you. “I have kept myself in peak physical condition, schooled myself in the martial skills and have become proficient in the applications of combat tactics. “You may defeat me, but I’m willing to die if necessary. I do not fear death for I have been close enough to it on enough occasions that it no longer concerns me. “But, I do fear the loss of my honor and would rather die fighting than to have it said that I was without courage. “So I will fight you, no matter how insurmountable it may seem, to the death if need be, in order that it may never be said of me that I was not a warrior.” “If you seek to do battle with me this day, you will receive the best that I am capable of giving. - Tag friends & Follow 🔊 👉🏽 @unclesamsmisguidedchildren UncleSamsMisguidedChildren BackTheBlue thinblueline policemuscle k9 BlueLivesMatter Police LEO Cop
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Being Alone, Ass, and Bailey Jay: germanbrothers: Woah! Happy 150th birthday to the Prussian-Italian Alliance!!On 8 April 1866, Prussia met up with Italy because they had one thing in common:Fuck Austria.Above: Summary of events.In 1866, Prussia was knee-deep in its effort for German Unification. It had already fought with Austria against Denmark for the territories of Schleswig Holstein in 1863, and now, only three years later, there was a dispute between them that would prompt Bismarck to declare war on Austria. There was a political reason, but mostly Bismarck just really wanted to go to war against Austria.See, Prussia and Austria had been at each other’s throats for over a century, and that was a problem - the lesser German states either allied against one, or the other. In order for Unification to happen with Prussia on top, Austria needed to be crushed.In 1866, Italy was ALSO knee-deep in its effort for Italian Unification. It had already fought against Austria in two previous wars - the first resulted in an Austrian victory, and the second resulted in Sardinia being annexed from Austria because France came in to help. Venetia was still in Austria’s hands, and that sucked, because Venice is in Venetia, and the Austrians outlawed Carnevale, which is an outright sin.Also the whole, ‘not being in charge of our own culture and politics’ bit, but seriously - those masks are hella nice.So today in 1866, Prussia and Italy got together and was like “yo! We’re trying to unite, and this douchecanoe is being a pain in the ass about it!” Bismarck agreed that when he went to war against Austria (spoiler: he went to war against Austria), he would not sign a separate Peace Treaty until Italian independence was guaranteed and Austria was left sobbing in a corner, hungry and alone. How nice!This alliance was imperative to the Austro-Prussian War. Due to this alliance, Austria was feeling heat on both sides of its borders, forcing its resources to be stretched thin. This allowed for an easy, 7-week defeat, that resulted in Prussian dominance over all other German states, and the completion of Italian Independence Unification.The painting above, illustrated by Andrea Appiani jr., depicts an allegory of the woman, Italy, defending Venice, the lion.
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Being Alone, Comfortable, and Crush: Why Millennials Are Taking "L's" In The Dating Game: Part 25 Kiss US CAM Glorifying Situationships, Side-chicks, & Side-dudes Is Actually A Thing @Regrann from @theshaderoom - TSR STAFF: Thembi So. @ThembiTV_ on Instagram & Twitter _______________________________________________ People have a weird obsession with wanting to find the one, and when they do, an even weirder obsession with wanting to have options. It is extremely imperative to make sure you can be alone and happy, before you can be happy with someone else. You will never know if you’re choosing someone out of love or loneliness until you’re comfortable with being alone and can therefore hopefully avoid thinking you can find different things in different people when you’re really just lacking within yourself. ________________________________________________ If I see one more “I won’t post my MCM (man crush Monday) because I don’t feel like fighting about OUR boyfriend today” or “I just f****d your girl now she OUR girl” posts my eyes just might fall out from rolling them a little too hard. _________________________________________________ Glorifying these types of relationships is probably the biggest ‘L’ we as millenials are taking when it comes to the dating game. Women are okay with sharing men for whatever reason, and men are okay with sharing women because and I quote ‘we get all the benefits without having to put in work as her man’ – true words from a friend of mine who basks in the glory of being a side-dude. _________________________________________________ What baffles me the most is these are the same people that talk about the infamous relationship goals, and ‘real’ love and relationships, and what they want out of a man and woman, that does not correlate with what they're getting from their man or woman-who is also someone else’s man or woman. _________________________________________________ Millenials as a whole, maybe we should start practicing what we preach…but I mean hey, why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free right? If you-Read more at theshaderoom.com➡️ Follow @Dagenius_Jay33 FOR MORE ¯\_(ツ)_-¯ tag 3 friends to see this! dageniuscomedy @idontfuckwithyou1982 jay funny reblog retweet follow follow followme followers follower nyc newyork queensnyc nycqueens nycbrooklyn followhim lma
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Abc, Children, and Church: Maryland Church May Shut Down After City Fines Them $12K for Helping the Homeless Posted by Jay Syrmopoulos ca Patapsco FREETHOUGHTPROJECT Dundalk, MD The Patapsco United Methodist Church faces a fine of $12,000 for offering a safe haven for the homeless after a disgruntled neighbor decided that the church's helping hand to the homeless was hurting his business <p><a href="https://libertybill.tumblr.com/post/154428453172/afpe-from" class="tumblr_blog">libertybill</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="http://theun--sj.tumblr.com/post/154428376848/from" class="tumblr_blog">theun–sj</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://afpe.tumblr.com/post/154425493019/from" class="tumblr_blog">afpe</a>:</p> <blockquote>From: <a href="http://www.dcclothesline.com/2016/12/07/maryland-church-may-shut-down-after-city-fines-them-12k-for-helping-the-homeless/">http://www.dcclothesline.com/2016/12/07/maryland-church-may-shut-down-after-city-fines-them-12k-for-helping-the-homeless/</a> <p> ““I showed up Wednesday morning to find a citation on the door that said we’re going to be fined $12,000 and have a court date because we have unhoused homeless people sleeping outside the church at night,” Reverend Katie Grover of the Patapsco United Methodist Church told ABC 2. </p> <p> The church has a court date scheduled for December 21 for the code violation, which entails homeless men, women and children sleeping outside the church doors because they feel safe there and have nowhere else to go. </p> <p> The a citation received by the church was for operating a “non-permitted rooming and boarding house,” but Grover pushed back against that notion stating, “They’re not paying me rent or paying us rent to board here, so I don’t know how that is defined.” </p> <p> After speaking with the code enforcement office, Reverend Grover said that if the church complies then the fine would be dismissed. If the church is forced to pay the fine there is a good chance they would no longer be able to continue a program to feed the poor – with a chance the church may need to shut down altogether. </p> <p> Grover was clear that she feels it’s the church’s duty to be a safe haven for all people. </p> <p> “We feel we here as a church that it’s scriptural mandate that’s it an imperative to care for the least, the last, the lost, the poor, the hungry,” she said. </p> <p> But Chester Bartko, owner of a produce stand next door, says the church’s actions are hurting his business. </p> <p> “We have a greenhouse and we sell flowers and shrubbery, and the homeless started camping right next to our retail sales area,” says Bartko. </p> <p> He alleges that the homeless killed one of his trees, by urinating on it, so he called the county to complain. </p> <p> “They dump gallons of urine on it,” Bartko said. </p> <p> “I want them moved out of here,” he continued. “The county and state has facilities for homeless people. They shouldn’t be here living like this.” </p> <p> And while Bartko is right that people shouldn’t be living like this, his actions do nothing to alleviate the problem and only serve to exacerbate an already tenuous situation for those living on the street — by relying on state force.” Honestly, I could post the entire article because it just gets worse and worse but instead you should go read it. </p> <p> Frankly, I’m disgusted that the only time the state desides to step in to stuff churches are doing are when they’re actually doing something GOOD. </p> <p> Phone Number To The Church (perhaps you can ask them how to donate to them to help fight their case and even provide proper lodging for the homeless) (410)-288-5488 </p> <p> City Council: (410)-396-4804 </p> <p> I attempted to find the phone number Chester Bartko and his business, but I only found his personal information (home address and stuff) so I can’t give you any of that but if anyone has the ability to go on google maps, find his stand next to the church, thus being able to find the name and being able to find the phone number, please add it onto this post if you do. </p> <p> This isn’t ok. </p> </blockquote> But without government, who will destroy churches for helping the poor eh, <a class="tumblelog" href="https://tmblr.co/mIiX85InXZ_5gFO1XlH6zKA">@libertybill</a> </blockquote> <p>Giving shelter to the homeless? We can’t have that kind of unbridled free market activity? <br/></p> </blockquote>

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Books, College, and Facebook: 15 WAYS TO STAY PRODUCTIVE OVER SUMMER BREAK by kimberlystudies <p><a href="http://kimberlystudies.com/post/120915399241/1-teach-yourself-a-useful-skill-like-html-java" class="tumblr_blog">kimberlystudies</a>:</p> <blockquote><h2>1. Teach yourself a useful skill like HTML, JAVA, or Python</h2><blockquote><p>Free online instructional websites like <a href="http://www.codecademy.com/">codeacademy</a> and <a href="http://www.w3schools.com/">w3schools</a> are great.<br/></p></blockquote><h2>2. Teach yourself how to cook</h2><blockquote><p>Reverse recipe look-up websites like <a href="https://www.gojee.com/">gojee</a> and <a href="http://www.supercook.com/">supercook</a> are imperative. <br/></p></blockquote><h2>3. Change your Facebook settings to learn a new language</h2><blockquote><p>Remember when you thought changing your Facebook to Pirate was comedic gold? <br/></p></blockquote><h2>4. Or read magazines online in another language</h2><h2>5. Explore Wikipedia Simple English</h2><p> You can learn about complicated things in plain, jargon-free, regular, human English. <br/></p><h2>6. Wikiversity too</h2><h2>7. Go to a lecture without having to physically move</h2><blockquote><p> <a href="http://academicearth.org/online-college-courses/">Academicearth.org</a> has free lectures and course material from universities like MIT, Johns Hopkins, Stanford and Columbia. <br/></p></blockquote><h2>8. Watch documentaries and TED talks on Netflix</h2><blockquote><p> Nonfics.com has suggestions for the <a href="http://nonfics.com/best-documentaries-on-netflix/">best documentaries currently on Netflix</a> and the <a href="http://nonfics.com/best-places-watch-documentaries-online/">best places to find documentaries online.</a> <a href="http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/pages/frontline/">PBS</a> is also a great resource, as is this<a href="http://www.timeout.com/newyork/film/the-50-best-documentaries-of-all-time-documentary">Timeout</a> ranking of the 50 best documentaries of all time.</p></blockquote><h2>9. If you’re a college student, look into discounts and free admissions deals that your school offers for museums/shows</h2><h2>10. Download an app that will restrict you from websites that you spend too much time on</h2><h2>11. Find books that you’ll actually want to read</h2><h2>12. Or catch up on the latest and greatest articles that are available on the web</h2><blockquote><p> <a href="http://longreads.com/">Longreads</a> collects magazine pieces and articles for you. <br/></p></blockquote><h2>13. If you just can’t keep your brain focused for an extended period of time, catch up on some short stories</h2><blockquote><p> Free classics online at <a href="http://www.classicshorts.com/author.html">Classic Shorts</a> and American shorts at <a href="http://americanliterature.com/short-stories">Americanliterature.com</a>. Resources for <a href="http://www.openculture.com/2014/04/10-short-stories-by-gabriel-garcia-marquez.html">Gabriel García Márquez</a> and <a href="http://www.openculture.com/2013/10/read-14-short-stories-from-nobel-prize-winning-writer-alice-munro-free-online.html">Alice Munro shorts</a> at Openculture.com and a list that includes George Saunders at <a href="http://flavorwire.com/379177/10-more-wonderful-short-stories-to-read-for-free-online">Flavorwire.com</a>. <br/></p></blockquote><h2>14. Attempt to learn to do something <i>artistic</i> like draw or play the guitar</h2><blockquote><p> <a href="http://www.drawspace.com/">Drawspace.com</a> and <a href="http://justinguitar.com/">Justinguitar.com</a> can help with that respectively. <br/></p></blockquote><h2>15. Listen to podcasts while you commute, cook or wait in line</h2><blockquote><p> Try <a href="http://www.radiolab.org/">Radiolab</a>, <a href="http://www.stuffyoushouldknow.com/podcasts/">Stuff You Should Know</a>, <a href="http://howtodoeverything.org/">How To Do Everything</a>, <a href="http://podcasthistoryofourworld.blogspot.com/">The History of Our World</a>, or Neil Degrasse Tyson’s <a href="http://www.startalkradio.net/">StarTalk</a>. Check out more podcast suggestions from <a href="http://collegeinfogeek.com/mind-expanding-podcasts/">CollegeInfoGeek.com</a> <br/></p></blockquote><p>happy learning! x</p></blockquote>

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Being Alone, America, and Anaconda: <p><a href="http://profeminist.tumblr.com/post/115902666747/breaking-news-the-white-house-will-call-for-a-ban" class="tumblr_blog">profeminist</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><b>BREAKING NEWS! THE WHITE HOUSE WILL CALL FOR A BAN ON LGBT CONVERSION THERAPY</b></p><p><b><a href="http://www.advocate.com/politics/transgender/2015/04/08/white-house-we-share-your-concern-about-conversion-therapy">The White House will call for a ban on LGBT conversion therapy</a></b></p><p><b>“The White House formally responded to a petition on <a href="https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/enact-leelahs-law-ban-all-lgbtq-conversion-therapy">WeThePeople.gov</a> today seeking a ban on efforts to change the sexual orientation or gender identity of young people, the <i><a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2015/04/09/us/politics/obama-to-call-for-end-to-conversion-therapies-for-gay-and-transgender-youth.html?emc=edit_na_20150408&amp;nlid=68644598">The New York Times</a> </i>reports. </b></p><p><b>The petition called for the creation of “Leelah’s Law,” ideally national legislation that would prohibit licensed therapists from engaging in the scientifically discredited practice of so-called conversion therapy.</b><a href="http://www.advocate.com/politics/transgender/2015/01/30/petition-leelahs-law-banning-conversion-therapy-heads-white-house">The petition on the government’s We the People website </a>was authored in the wake of transgender Ohio teenager Leelah Alcorn’s suicide. In a note that went viral after she scheduled it to post to Tumblr after her death, the 17-year-old Alcorn detailed the harm she endured when subjected to conversion therapy by a Christian therapist she was taken to by her parents. The petition <a href="http://www.advocate.com/politics/transgender/2015/01/30/petition-leelahs-law-banning-conversion-therapy-heads-white-house">obtained more than 100,000 signatures in January</a>, triggering a formal response from the White House. </p><p>Noting that the practice is often used on minors, “who lack the legal authority to make their own medical and mental health decisions,” senior White House adviser Valerie Jarrett offered a full-throated support from the administration toward efforts to ban such “therapy,” which has been denounced by every major medical and mental health organization in the country as not only ineffective but likely to harm. </p><p>“We share your concern about its potentially devastating effects on the lives of transgender as well as gay, lesbian, bisexual, and queer youth,” Jarrett wrote Wednesday night in the <a href="https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/enact-leelahs-law-ban-all-lgbtq-conversion-therapy">White House’s formal response to the petition</a>.</p><p><b>“When assessing the validity of conversion therapy, or other practices that seek to change an individual’s gender identity or sexual orientation, it is as imperative to seek guidance from certified medical experts,” the statement continued. “The overwhelming scientific evidence demonstrates that conversion therapy, especially when it is practiced on young people, is neither medically nor ethically appropriate and can cause substantial harm.</b></p><p><b>&ldquo;As part of our dedication to protecting America’s youth, this Administration supports efforts to ban the use of conversion therapy for minors,” the statement concluded. </b></p><p><b>The official response also included remarks from the president, who stopped short of outright endorsing national legislation — which has yet to be introduced — to ban such efforts. However, the official response did mention bans on the use of such “therapy” on minors in California, New Jersey, and Washington, D.C. </b></p><p>“Tonight, somewhere in America, a young person, let’s say a young man, will struggle to fall to sleep, wrestling alone with a secret he’s held as long as he can remember,” said President Obama in a statement. “Soon, perhaps, he will decide it’s time to let that secret out. What happens next depends on him, his family, as well as his friends and his teachers and his community. But it also depends on us — on the kind of society we engender, the kind of future we build.”</p><p>Transgender advocates applauded the administration’s action.”</p><p><b>Read the full piece <a href="http://www.advocate.com/politics/transgender/2015/04/08/white-house-we-share-your-concern-about-conversion-therapy">here</a></b></p><p><b>CURRENT MOOD</b></p><figure data-orig-width="350" data-orig-height="219" class="tmblr-full"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/7e1981e4c569cabc7d331f2f04121587/tumblr_inline_nminyzKYZK1rict0a_500.gif" alt="image" data-orig-width="350" data-orig-height="219"/></figure><p><a href="http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Barack_Obama_at_Las_Vegas_Presidential_Forum.jpg">Photo source</a></p></blockquote>
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