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        Anaconda, Ass, and Bailey Jay: The Economist
 -Follow
 Economist
 TheEconomist
 Why aren't millennials buying diamonds?
 econ.st/294G6yf
stynalane:

dxisybuchanan:

everythingcanadian:

ariaste:

wildhaunt:

everkings:

kid-communism:

combatbooty:

1) they expensive bruh 2) none of us kno the dif btwn a fucking diamond and some fancy ass glass ur capitalist rock hierarchy has no control over us

3) mostly mined with slave labor

4) we get excited when our date buys us an appetizer, we don’t even comprehend people buying us rocks that would force us into debt for ten years

5) They aren’t actually that rare and the price is artificially inflated. 

Pro tip from a former Jared’s salesperson: You want a sparkly white rock that will look like a diamond to the untrained eye and will literally cost the price of a nice dinner for two? Created white sapphire. They’re lab grown and cost *pennies* to make, so you can get a 1 or 2 carat white sapphire for like… $30-80 probably. You can get one as huge as you like, perfectly clear, perfectly flawless. And no one will ever be able to tell the difference except a professional appraiser. Also, sapphires are the second-hardest gemstone (right after diamonds) so they are very durable! Very unlikely that they’ll chip or crack. Get that bitch set in sterling silver and you are GOOD TO GO. Whole thing should cost you less than $200 unless you get a fancy band with a lot of extra stones. Of course, created sapphires come in every color of the rainbow, so if you want something more exciting than plain white, you TOTALLY CAN. 
Created sapphires and silver: The poor Millennial’s engagement ring. 

THANK YOU EX-JARED’S BASED GOD. 

engagement rings: HACKED


Get a ring from an antique store. They’re usually less than $100, you know they hold up over time, no one else will have one like it, and it comes with the bonus of being haunted by the spirit of some old woman named Edith probably. 

        

            
            

                
                
                    Anaconda, Ass, and Bailey Jay: The Economist
 -Follow
 Economist
 TheEconomist
 Why aren't millennials buying diamonds?
 econ.st/294G6yf
stynalane:

dxisybuchanan:

everythingcanadian:

ariaste:

wildhaunt:

everkings:

kid-communism:

combatbooty:

1) they expensive bruh 2) none of us kno the dif btwn a fucking diamond and some fancy ass glass ur capitalist rock hierarchy has no control over us

3) mostly mined with slave labor

4) we get excited when our date buys us an appetizer, we don’t even comprehend people buying us rocks that would force us into debt for ten years

5) They aren’t actually that rare and the price is artificially inflated. 

Pro tip from a former Jared’s salesperson: You want a sparkly white rock that will look like a diamond to the untrained eye and will literally cost the price of a nice dinner for two? Created white sapphire. They’re lab grown and cost *pennies* to make, so you can get a 1 or 2 carat white sapphire for like… $30-80 probably. You can get one as huge as you like, perfectly clear, perfectly flawless. And no one will ever be able to tell the difference except a professional appraiser. Also, sapphires are the second-hardest gemstone (right after diamonds) so they are very durable! Very unlikely that they’ll chip or crack. Get that bitch set in sterling silver and you are GOOD TO GO. Whole thing should cost you less than $200 unless you get a fancy band with a lot of extra stones. Of course, created sapphires come in every color of the rainbow, so if you want something more exciting than plain white, you TOTALLY CAN. 
Created sapphires and silver: The poor Millennial’s engagement ring. 

THANK YOU EX-JARED’S BASED GOD. 

engagement rings: HACKED


Get a ring from an antique store. They’re usually less than $100, you know they hold up over time, no one else will have one like it, and it comes with the bonus of being haunted by the spirit of some old woman named Edith probably. 

                    
                
            

            
            
        

    

    

        
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        Ass, Bailey Jay, and Bitch: The Economist
 -Follow
 Economist
 TheEconomist
 Why aren't millennials buying diamonds?
 econ.st/294G6yf
dxisybuchanan:

everythingcanadian:

ariaste:

wildhaunt:

everkings:

kid-communism:

combatbooty:

1) they expensive bruh 2) none of us kno the dif btwn a fucking diamond and some fancy ass glass ur capitalist rock hierarchy has no control over us

3) mostly mined with slave labor

4) we get excited when our date buys us an appetizer, we don’t even comprehend people buying us rocks that would force us into debt for ten years

5) They aren’t actually that rare and the price is artificially inflated. 

Pro tip from a former Jared’s salesperson: You want a sparkly white rock that will look like a diamond to the untrained eye and will literally cost the price of a nice dinner for two? Created white sapphire. They’re lab grown and cost *pennies* to make, so you can get a 1 or 2 carat white sapphire for like… $30-80 probably. You can get one as huge as you like, perfectly clear, perfectly flawless. And no one will ever be able to tell the difference except a professional appraiser. Also, sapphires are the second-hardest gemstone (right after diamonds) so they are very durable! Very unlikely that they’ll chip or crack. Get that bitch set in sterling silver and you are GOOD TO GO. Whole thing should cost you less than $200 unless you get a fancy band with a lot of extra stones. Of course, created sapphires come in every color of the rainbow, so if you want something more exciting than plain white, you TOTALLY CAN. 
Created sapphires and silver: The poor Millennial’s engagement ring. 

THANK YOU EX-JARED’S BASED GOD. 

engagement rings: HACKED

        

            
            

                
                
                    Ass, Bailey Jay, and Bitch: The Economist
 -Follow
 Economist
 TheEconomist
 Why aren't millennials buying diamonds?
 econ.st/294G6yf
dxisybuchanan:

everythingcanadian:

ariaste:

wildhaunt:

everkings:

kid-communism:

combatbooty:

1) they expensive bruh 2) none of us kno the dif btwn a fucking diamond and some fancy ass glass ur capitalist rock hierarchy has no control over us

3) mostly mined with slave labor

4) we get excited when our date buys us an appetizer, we don’t even comprehend people buying us rocks that would force us into debt for ten years

5) They aren’t actually that rare and the price is artificially inflated. 

Pro tip from a former Jared’s salesperson: You want a sparkly white rock that will look like a diamond to the untrained eye and will literally cost the price of a nice dinner for two? Created white sapphire. They’re lab grown and cost *pennies* to make, so you can get a 1 or 2 carat white sapphire for like… $30-80 probably. You can get one as huge as you like, perfectly clear, perfectly flawless. And no one will ever be able to tell the difference except a professional appraiser. Also, sapphires are the second-hardest gemstone (right after diamonds) so they are very durable! Very unlikely that they’ll chip or crack. Get that bitch set in sterling silver and you are GOOD TO GO. Whole thing should cost you less than $200 unless you get a fancy band with a lot of extra stones. Of course, created sapphires come in every color of the rainbow, so if you want something more exciting than plain white, you TOTALLY CAN. 
Created sapphires and silver: The poor Millennial’s engagement ring. 

THANK YOU EX-JARED’S BASED GOD. 

engagement rings: HACKED

                    
                
            

            
            
        

    

    

        
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        Click, Friends, and Newport: ooo AT&T LTE
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tithegirl:
This update is fucked.
I’m posting this primarily for sex workers who are going to be majorly at risk because of this bullshit, but honestly, I would suggest everyone turn on ghost mode or just delete the app.
        

            
            

                
                
                    Click, Friends, and Newport: ooo AT&T LTE
 10:54 PM
 Tweet
 Avery Black
 @AveryBlvck
 ATTN MODELS
 Here is how to hide your location
 after the new Snapchat update
 Location is so accurate it allows
 viewers to see your street
 l Park
 T-Mobile
 6:43 PM
 Orange
 a Stories
 the Pacife
 Westminster Santa Ana
 My Story
 27m ag
 Huntington
 rvine
 RECENT UPDATES
 Click on yourself on the map that pops up
 3m ago
 Newport Beach
 mago
 Select Friends
 10m ago
 10m ago
 Pinch this main screen with your two fingers
 Enable Ghost Mode to hide your location
 12m ago
 Tweet your reply
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 Home
 Explore Notifications Messages

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 Pinch this main screen with your two fingers
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 Searc
 ience
 enter
 Diamond Bar
 Rowland
 Heights
 ngton Park
 Whittier
 Downey
 La Habra
 05
 Norwalk
 mpton
 Yorba Linda
 Bu
 Knott's Berry
 Farm
 Lakewood
 on
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 FEATURED
 olla Park
 al Hill
 Aquarium of
 the Pacific
 Orange
 Westminster Santa Ana
 LA
 Seal Beach
 Huntington
 Beac
 Irvine
 Click on yourself on the map that pops up
 Newport Beach
 Day a
 Lagu
 Beac
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 .OT-Mobile
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 Settings
 Your location updates while you have Snapchat open.
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 When enabled, your friends can't see your location.
 WHO CAN SEE MY LOCATION
 My Friends
 Select Friends...
 Enable Ghost Mode to hide your location
 Powered by Omapbox
 © Mapbox
 © OpenStreetMap
 O DigitalGlobe
tithegirl:
This update is fucked.
I’m posting this primarily for sex workers who are going to be majorly at risk because of this bullshit, but honestly, I would suggest everyone turn on ghost mode or just delete the app.
                    
                
            

            
            
        

    

    

        
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        America, Empire, and Fire: borkyno
 i see all these british memes and i think we need to make a list of american memes
 flo from progressive
 .the midwest
 .how big is alaska
 . jeopardy review games
 spIRIT WEEK
 ukuleleblake
 jake from statefarm
 marauderstrio
 it's not car insurance, it's al state
 "mayhem is coming
 "nothing could replace brad
 - kahoot
 its stuckyinmy heacd
 BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL
 . thanks obama
 . idk my bff jil
 kids who take kic kball way to seriously
 HI, BILLY MAYS HERE
 target [t-are--ey]
 . texas
 threatening to move to Canada
 iny-bubble
 Shirley temple DVD sef
 IT MAKES MY PATIO 20 DEGREES COOLERI
 aphprussia
 making fun of east coastsouth when they cant handle snow
 . i
 ts a pillow its a pet its a piLLOW PET
 stopfrnkiero2k15
 CALL J.G. WENTWORTH, 877 CASH NOW
 thatoneartyishperson
 800-588-2300 empire (today)
 really annoying geico commercials
 what-thehale
 e ch-ch-ch-ch-chia
 California's drought
 now YOU have a friend in the diamond business-Shane Co.
 the-perks-ofbeing-a-wallmaster
 Call now for the Midnight Fire Collection
 SUNSETTER RETRACTABLE AWNINGS ARE MADE IN AMERICA
 Everything about that Tony Chopper commercial thing
 rohxez
 It's my money and I want it NOW
 The Generals insurance
 whovianthatissherlocked
 Educ ation connection
 trans-sweden
 hi, im sarah mc lachlan.. "in the aaarms of the aaaangels
 classicalphan
 save money, live better, Wal-Mart
 itty bitty zimmermann
 Attention: If you or a loved one has been diagnosed with Mesothelioma you may to
 be entrled to financial compensation.
 starry-nightengale
 TS "LOTS AND LOTS OF TRAINS
 frickmyrick
 are you tired of this happening to you?
 THERE'S GOT TO BE A BETTER WAY!
 thewhisperingescapes
 ANIMAL CRACKERS IN MY SOUP
 stripedroxy
 HEAD ON APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD
 HEAD ON APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD
 HEAD ON APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD
 FLORIDA MAN
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                    America, Empire, and Fire: borkyno
 i see all these british memes and i think we need to make a list of american memes
 flo from progressive
 .the midwest
 .how big is alaska
 . jeopardy review games
 spIRIT WEEK
 ukuleleblake
 jake from statefarm
 marauderstrio
 it's not car insurance, it's al state
 "mayhem is coming
 "nothing could replace brad
 - kahoot
 its stuckyinmy heacd
 BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL
 . thanks obama
 . idk my bff jil
 kids who take kic kball way to seriously
 HI, BILLY MAYS HERE
 target [t-are--ey]
 . texas
 threatening to move to Canada
 iny-bubble
 Shirley temple DVD sef
 IT MAKES MY PATIO 20 DEGREES COOLERI
 aphprussia
 making fun of east coastsouth when they cant handle snow
 . i
 ts a pillow its a pet its a piLLOW PET
 stopfrnkiero2k15
 CALL J.G. WENTWORTH, 877 CASH NOW
 thatoneartyishperson
 800-588-2300 empire (today)
 really annoying geico commercials
 what-thehale
 e ch-ch-ch-ch-chia
 California's drought
 now YOU have a friend in the diamond business-Shane Co.
 the-perks-ofbeing-a-wallmaster
 Call now for the Midnight Fire Collection
 SUNSETTER RETRACTABLE AWNINGS ARE MADE IN AMERICA
 Everything about that Tony Chopper commercial thing
 rohxez
 It's my money and I want it NOW
 The Generals insurance
 whovianthatissherlocked
 Educ ation connection
 trans-sweden
 hi, im sarah mc lachlan.. "in the aaarms of the aaaangels
 classicalphan
 save money, live better, Wal-Mart
 itty bitty zimmermann
 Attention: If you or a loved one has been diagnosed with Mesothelioma you may to
 be entrled to financial compensation.
 starry-nightengale
 TS "LOTS AND LOTS OF TRAINS
 frickmyrick
 are you tired of this happening to you?
 THERE'S GOT TO BE A BETTER WAY!
 thewhisperingescapes
 ANIMAL CRACKERS IN MY SOUP
 stripedroxy
 HEAD ON APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD
 HEAD ON APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD
 HEAD ON APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD
 FLORIDA MAN
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        All I Want for Christmas Is You, America, and Christmas: thestanconfessionsll tumblr
 Idol
 can
 Go Further
 Mariah Carev is iirelevant outside the US
 can
c-bassmeow:
Really? Let’s just see some of her global achievements. 
1. Japan - Mariah Carey is the most successful non-japanese artist in  history. Out of the top ten best-selling non-Japanese albums, FOUR of them are Mariah’s. Mariah occupy’s the 1, 3, 4, and 8th positions. She is also the only non-Japanese artist to sell over 1million in a week. 
2. S. Korea- Mariah is one of two non-Korean women to sell, with one album, over a million copies. 
3. Australia- Mariah is one of six women to have an album go 10X platinum. Music box was the best selling album in the country in 1994. 
4. Netherlands- only her and Celine are the only non-dutch women to have an album sell over 6X platinum 
5. New Zealand- Mariah is the female with the most number ones in this country, with six 
6. Brazil - her single “I want to know what love is” broke airplay records with a record 27 weeks at number 1. No other song comes close. Also her album Music Box is one of the highest selling albums by an international artist. 
7. U.K. - MAriah carey has two number ones here and several high-selling singles and albums in this country. Also, All I want for Christmas is You is her strongest selling single here and named the U.K’s best holiday single of the decade. Music Box is certified 5x platinum. She has 24 top-ten singles in this country. 
8. France- Mariah has several mutli-platinum hits here and even a diamond record. 
9. China- Mariah is the only non-chinese artist to play in five stadiums 
10. Canada- Mariah has three number one albums and several top-ten albums here.  She has 10 #1 singles here and several more top ten hits. 
11. Europe- Mariah has too many too count #1 and/or top ten hits in various smaller European countries including: Switzerland, Germany, Spain, Ireland, Italy, Norway, 
Other - she has one 19 world music awards, she is massive in Asia (yes the entire continent), despite RB being very unpopular in Latin America during the 90′s she managed to make some  hits in the continent. 
In conclusion: know what you are talking about. 

        

            
            

                
                
                    All I Want for Christmas Is You, America, and Christmas: thestanconfessionsll tumblr
 Idol
 can
 Go Further
 Mariah Carev is iirelevant outside the US
 can
c-bassmeow:
Really? Let’s just see some of her global achievements. 
1. Japan - Mariah Carey is the most successful non-japanese artist in  history. Out of the top ten best-selling non-Japanese albums, FOUR of them are Mariah’s. Mariah occupy’s the 1, 3, 4, and 8th positions. She is also the only non-Japanese artist to sell over 1million in a week. 
2. S. Korea- Mariah is one of two non-Korean women to sell, with one album, over a million copies. 
3. Australia- Mariah is one of six women to have an album go 10X platinum. Music box was the best selling album in the country in 1994. 
4. Netherlands- only her and Celine are the only non-dutch women to have an album sell over 6X platinum 
5. New Zealand- Mariah is the female with the most number ones in this country, with six 
6. Brazil - her single “I want to know what love is” broke airplay records with a record 27 weeks at number 1. No other song comes close. Also her album Music Box is one of the highest selling albums by an international artist. 
7. U.K. - MAriah carey has two number ones here and several high-selling singles and albums in this country. Also, All I want for Christmas is You is her strongest selling single here and named the U.K’s best holiday single of the decade. Music Box is certified 5x platinum. She has 24 top-ten singles in this country. 
8. France- Mariah has several mutli-platinum hits here and even a diamond record. 
9. China- Mariah is the only non-chinese artist to play in five stadiums 
10. Canada- Mariah has three number one albums and several top-ten albums here.  She has 10 #1 singles here and several more top ten hits. 
11. Europe- Mariah has too many too count #1 and/or top ten hits in various smaller European countries including: Switzerland, Germany, Spain, Ireland, Italy, Norway, 
Other - she has one 19 world music awards, she is massive in Asia (yes the entire continent), despite RB being very unpopular in Latin America during the 90′s she managed to make some  hits in the continent. 
In conclusion: know what you are talking about. 

                    
                
            

            
                
                
c-bassmeow:
Really? Let’s just see some of her global achievements. 
1. Japan - Mariah Carey is the most successful non-japanese artist in  ...

                
            
            
        

    

    

        
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        80s, Anaconda, and Apparently: APPROVED
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 She's not tbo keen, Sheeran told Shoboy radio.
 She gets brought back and wooed by guys, they
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 ICON GOLDIE IS HIS
 FINANCIAL ADVISOR
 unexpectedły, Sheeran feared he'd blown his big
 comeback. Exceptno one could tell they were his
 songs and the leak went by virtually unnoticed.
 As soon as stuff started to go well," Sheeran
 revealed, "Goldie rang me up and goes, 'don't bea
 HE PREVIEWED NEW
 ALBUMTO HALF
 HE ONCE RECEIVED A
 HAIR CAKE FROM A FAN
 OF WESTEROS
 Game Of Thrones lot were at," he told Radio1
 They allendedup back at my house. I'd never
 met some of them before and said: Do you want
 never eat the edible gifts. As Sheeran found
 to his cost when he cut into a cake sent to him
 by a fan, onty to find it was full of hair.
 15
 HE HAS A PLAN
 TO ESCAPE wWiII
 CLAIMING THE IRCN
 THRONE HIMSELF
 about gaining New Zealand citizenship because,
 been trying toget Sheeran to make a cameo
 appearance, following in the footsteps of Coldplay
 drummer Will Champion and Snow Patrol's Gary
 Lightbody. But schedules were against him. "Every
 time they shoot I'm on tour," he told The Sun.
 be bothered to come that far to invade
 HE
 HE HAS COLOURS FOR
 ALL OF HIS SONGS
 he's said. "You Need Me, I Don't Need You
 BENEDICT
 CUMBERBATCH
 WOULDN'T DANCE
 IN HIS VIDEO
 The
 for
 HE'S A SECOND
 COUSIN OF GORDON
 BURNS, PRESENTE
 OF '80S GAME SHOW THE
 KRYPTON FACTOR
 I only found out when I played Manchester
 Apollo," he told the Guardian. "That 's when I met
 him. I'm second cousins with about 100 people
 Sing' but his US agent vetoeditas, according to
 Sheeran, It's not right for him right now.
 ELTON JOHN MADE
 HIM RELEASE 'SING
 Initially the uncharacteristically upbeat
 HE ALMOST CHANGED
 HIS NAME TO REDWARD
 R&B track, co-written with Pharrell Williams,
 wasn't going to be on 'x' at all, until Elton John
 He
 ment
 fresh start. His choice? "Redward. Edward with an
 office and told him: That's your first single."

 HE DOESN'T ANSWER
 HE'SA FRESH
 UNKNOWN NUMBER'
 PHONE CALLS
 PRINCE FANATIC
 It's because he received "quite a few death
 threats" when he first made waves in 2011
 the rap from The Fresh Prince Of Bel-Air into his
 songs onstage, it's just a hint of his obsession with
 Will Smith's '90s show- he's even had a tattoo in
 honour ot it. Although, that said, Sheeran has had
 HE'S ANTI-
 SMARTPHONE
 re.
 travelling the world to visit countries he'd toured
 but never seen very much of, he ditched his iPhone
 and never wanted to go back to it. lenjoy life
 without a phone - it's a lot less hassle, he said.
 HE SPENT A WEEK
 SLEEPING ON THE
 CIRCLE LINE
 HE ONCE GOT
 A BARBIE DOLL
 FOR HIS BIRTHDAY
 For a week during his much talked-about homeless
 years in London, Sheeran would finish gigs, stay
 up drinking into the early hours, wait until 5am
 for the tube to open and then get four hours
 It was a gift from his brother. He definitely didnt
 it.
 not.
 HE WAS BORN TO
 SOUNDTRACK
 THE HOBBIT
 BUCKINGHAM PALACE
 Well, in a stone archway outsice
 handily fitted with a heating vent. Three years
 latet he'd made it inside the palace, playing to
 When' Sheeranwas asked to write a song for Peter
 The Hobbit: The Desolation Of
 the Queen at her Diamond Jubilee party.
 HE OBSESSIVELY
 TRACKS HIS SALES
 grandfather's first edition of the novel was the
 PETER JACKSON
 STRAPPED HIM
 TO A PLANE
 Sheeran leaps online to check how the publicity
 has affected his sales. "It's just because I've never
 been good at anything betore, he told The Bg
 at s
 As soon as he got the call about The Hobbit fronm
 Jackson, Sheeran raced from a wedding in lbiza to
 Wellington, New Zealand, where the director keeps
 his collection of WWl airplanes. "He strapped
 me to the front of one of them and flew me
 around, Sheeran told Entertainment Tonight.
 academic award. This is the only thing in my life
 that I can win at. Unless Acele's about, obviously.
 HE WAS DISCOVERED
 BY JAMIE FOXX
 The first of Sheeran's numerous
 NANDO'S MADE
 A SAUCE FOR HIM
 big breaks came when he lanced a slot on Jamie
 Foxx's radio show in LA. He ended up hanging
 out in Foxx's Hollywood mansion as the major
 what's believed to be a mythical Nando's black
 card, allowing him free food from theirrestaurants
 whenever he likes, the peri-peri chicken chain went
 one furtherand created a special 'Ed's Peri-Peri
 HE COULD
 NAIL STRICTLY
 teachers on tour with him for thre weeks and
 spent five hours a day practising for the Thinking
 PIZZA EXPRESS MADE
 HIM A TRIBUTE PIZZA
 For his 26th birthday, Pizza Express
 1.5 billion YouTube views.
 HE'S CONSIDERING
 MAKING, AN
 ACOUSTIC RECORD
 made from Calabrese ingredients.
 HIS VIDEO FOR 'THE
 A-TEAM' COST £20
 th
 album titles, the next will have to be- which he's
 thought about making a stripped-back affair on
 ction
 HE'S TATTOO BROS
 WITH HARRY STYLES
 HE CAN FIT A LOT OF
 STUFF IN HIS MOUTH
 A video of a teenage Sheeran online
 Hard-nut Sheeran went for the full portrait while
 soft-boy S tyles just had the name done.
 Maltesers in his mouth before gagging.
 HARRY STYLES IS
 BLACKMAILING HIM
 HIS TEENAGE YEARS
 WERE TOUGH
 He
 has a video of a young
 eardrum, a squint, a stutter and a port-wine
 he's threatened to publish if Sheeran upsets him

 HE'S A GREAT DATE
 Heonce flew halfway around
 the world to spendan afternoon
 ROBBIE WILLIAMS
 WORRIES ABOUT HIM
 room for an agony uncle session. "He chatted to
 me for two hours, Sheeran told New Zealand's
 FVM radio station. "Really intense chatting, like,
 Are you OK? Are you doing any drugs? How's the
 stress level? How are relationships?
 HE WROTE A SONG
 AT A FUNERAL
 Afire Love' from 'x was dedicated to
 his Irish Catholic grandfather who suffered fromm
 Alzheimer's for 20 years before his death in 2013
 Sheeran finished writing the song at his funeral.
 E'S BEEN IN TWO
 SITCOMS AND A SOAP
 They are: New Zealand comedy
 Shortland Street, US sitcom Undate able and
 HIS ACTING NEEDED
 SPECIAL HELP
 In the film Bridget Jones's Baby,
 actor Sarah Solemani wanted him to look more
 taken aback during their scene, so she surprised
 him by stripping off and dancing in her underwear
 HE HELPS PEOPLE
 HAVE SEX
 A cousin of mine went on a girls
 JORDAN FROM
 RIZZLE KICKS A
 ROLEX FOR HIS
 BIRTHDAY
 trip,"Sheeran's said. They were in a bar and a
 came up saying, Do you wanna come back
 on the radio - my name's
 to mine? Ive got a song
 Ed Sheeran.' Apparently it works for him. There's
 loads of ginger people who are having a lot of fun.
 I'm not hating on it - we're finally getting laid!
 HIS BODY IS
 HE MADE A FANTASTIC
 GINGERBREAD MAN
 AT HALLOWEEN
 OF HIS CAREER
 Almost all of Sheeran's many tattoos have some
 link to his career thus far. One inking marks his
 first single The A-Team', another his single
 Bloodstream'. He even has a Lego head tattoo as
 a nod to Lego House', but sadly no full-face
 portrait of Rupert Grint on his arse.
 Before he named his record label Gingerbread,
 Sheeran had dressed as the Gingerbread Man
 from Shrekon Halloween in 2013
 HE'S WRITTEN A SONG
 ABOUT AN A-LIST
 LOVE TRIANGLE
 HE WAS GQ'S
 WORST DRESSED
 MAN IN 2013
 I still wear skater hoodies, jeans
 Don't', from Sheeran's second studio albumx
 is alleged to be about him, Ellie Goulding and
 One Direction's Niall Horan. Ed himself told Fuse andskater shoes," he told the men's style mag.
 the song opened up a door that I probably
 shouldn't have opened up... I just won'tsay
 who it's about because... I mean everyone,
 everyone
 HE'S WORKING TO A
 15-ALBUM MAXIMUM
 PROFIT PLAN
 The first five EPs, then the first album +, then 'x
 and now 밝 There'll be two more in this series of
 five albums and then five more after that, he's
 explained. "My benchmark for the second album
 was Coldplay. This album ], it's Springsteen.
 l do have numerical targets. I did 14 million of x' and
 I want to do 20 million of It's the best album I
 could have made so why not want to
 win? Why notwant to sell 20 million?"
 HE'S WRITTEN
 FOR EVERYONE
 AND THEIR DOG
 You'll be aware of his writing credits for One
 Direction and Taylor Swift, but Sheeran has also
 penned songs for The Weeknd, Jessie Ware,
 Rudimental, Usher, Justin Bieber, Major Lazer,
 Hillsry Duff, Robbie Williams, Ollty Murs.
 NME
ginger-food-lover-ed:

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 HE NAMES HIS GUITARS
 They a
 Keith, Nigeland the one that does battle
 WITH THE STARS
 I had Van Momison take me for
 oyd
 HE TOOK THE SWEARING
 OFF 'X BECAUSE A CAB
 DRIVER TOLD HIM TO
 breakfast and tell me he loved me, he told
 Radio X. "And I've had Eric Clapton come to my
 house for dinner- I've gone to his house for dinner
 and he tells me that he likes my music.
 HE MISSED THE
 NORTHERN LIGHTS
 BECAUSE HE'D
 BOILED HIS FOOT
 We all know about the scar he
 X' originally had the odd expletive dotted about,
 explicit lyrics out after a taxi driver convinced
 me to do it for hia daughter," Sheeran revealed.
 when
 His dad John is an art historian, his mum
 managed to melt the skin off his foot when he
 lrmogen designs jewe llery and his brother Matthew
 25th birthday. They were like, Don't walk over
 there!' Then I just slipped," he told the Vodafone
 Big Top40. l couldn't walk for a couple of
 months... It was disgusting when they put the skin
 graft on. The skin has to heal over it. It was bad.
 ED'S CAT HAS MORE
 TWITTER FOLLOWERS
 THAN YOU AND ALL
 YOUR FRIENDS PUT TOGETHER
 In 2014, Sheeran created a Twitter account for his
 kitten, Graham, whonotched up 71,000 followers
 almost ovemight by sitting on a guitar, demanding
 HIS MUSIC IS A
 PASSION-KILLER
 FOR HIS COUSIN
 milk and proudly telling the worild every time he
 She's not tbo keen, Sheeran told Shoboy radio.
 She gets brought back and wooed by guys, they
 put me on to set the mood and she goes: 1'm not
 shat the bed. Follow him &GrahamShizza
 HIS SECOND ALBUM
 Purrn
 outloud 9onna get off to my cousin.
 LEAKED AND NO
 ONE NOTICED
 DRUM 'N' BASS
 ICON GOLDIE IS HIS
 FINANCIAL ADVISOR
 unexpectedły, Sheeran feared he'd blown his big
 comeback. Exceptno one could tell they were his
 songs and the leak went by virtually unnoticed.
 As soon as stuff started to go well," Sheeran
 revealed, "Goldie rang me up and goes, 'don't bea
 HE PREVIEWED NEW
 ALBUMTO HALF
 HE ONCE RECEIVED A
 HAIR CAKE FROM A FAN
 OF WESTEROS
 Game Of Thrones lot were at," he told Radio1
 They allendedup back at my house. I'd never
 met some of them before and said: Do you want
 never eat the edible gifts. As Sheeran found
 to his cost when he cut into a cake sent to him
 by a fan, onty to find it was full of hair.
 15
 HE HAS A PLAN
 TO ESCAPE wWiII
 CLAIMING THE IRCN
 THRONE HIMSELF
 about gaining New Zealand citizenship because,
 been trying toget Sheeran to make a cameo
 appearance, following in the footsteps of Coldplay
 drummer Will Champion and Snow Patrol's Gary
 Lightbody. But schedules were against him. "Every
 time they shoot I'm on tour," he told The Sun.
 be bothered to come that far to invade
 HE
 HE HAS COLOURS FOR
 ALL OF HIS SONGS
 he's said. "You Need Me, I Don't Need You
 BENEDICT
 CUMBERBATCH
 WOULDN'T DANCE
 IN HIS VIDEO
 The
 for
 HE'S A SECOND
 COUSIN OF GORDON
 BURNS, PRESENTE
 OF '80S GAME SHOW THE
 KRYPTON FACTOR
 I only found out when I played Manchester
 Apollo," he told the Guardian. "That 's when I met
 him. I'm second cousins with about 100 people
 Sing' but his US agent vetoeditas, according to
 Sheeran, It's not right for him right now.
 ELTON JOHN MADE
 HIM RELEASE 'SING
 Initially the uncharacteristically upbeat
 HE ALMOST CHANGED
 HIS NAME TO REDWARD
 R&B track, co-written with Pharrell Williams,
 wasn't going to be on 'x' at all, until Elton John
 He
 ment
 fresh start. His choice? "Redward. Edward with an
 office and told him: That's your first single."

 HE DOESN'T ANSWER
 HE'SA FRESH
 UNKNOWN NUMBER'
 PHONE CALLS
 PRINCE FANATIC
 It's because he received "quite a few death
 threats" when he first made waves in 2011
 the rap from The Fresh Prince Of Bel-Air into his
 songs onstage, it's just a hint of his obsession with
 Will Smith's '90s show- he's even had a tattoo in
 honour ot it. Although, that said, Sheeran has had
 HE'S ANTI-
 SMARTPHONE
 re.
 travelling the world to visit countries he'd toured
 but never seen very much of, he ditched his iPhone
 and never wanted to go back to it. lenjoy life
 without a phone - it's a lot less hassle, he said.
 HE SPENT A WEEK
 SLEEPING ON THE
 CIRCLE LINE
 HE ONCE GOT
 A BARBIE DOLL
 FOR HIS BIRTHDAY
 For a week during his much talked-about homeless
 years in London, Sheeran would finish gigs, stay
 up drinking into the early hours, wait until 5am
 for the tube to open and then get four hours
 It was a gift from his brother. He definitely didnt
 it.
 not.
 HE WAS BORN TO
 SOUNDTRACK
 THE HOBBIT
 BUCKINGHAM PALACE
 Well, in a stone archway outsice
 handily fitted with a heating vent. Three years
 latet he'd made it inside the palace, playing to
 When' Sheeranwas asked to write a song for Peter
 The Hobbit: The Desolation Of
 the Queen at her Diamond Jubilee party.
 HE OBSESSIVELY
 TRACKS HIS SALES
 grandfather's first edition of the novel was the
 PETER JACKSON
 STRAPPED HIM
 TO A PLANE
 Sheeran leaps online to check how the publicity
 has affected his sales. "It's just because I've never
 been good at anything betore, he told The Bg
 at s
 As soon as he got the call about The Hobbit fronm
 Jackson, Sheeran raced from a wedding in lbiza to
 Wellington, New Zealand, where the director keeps
 his collection of WWl airplanes. "He strapped
 me to the front of one of them and flew me
 around, Sheeran told Entertainment Tonight.
 academic award. This is the only thing in my life
 that I can win at. Unless Acele's about, obviously.
 HE WAS DISCOVERED
 BY JAMIE FOXX
 The first of Sheeran's numerous
 NANDO'S MADE
 A SAUCE FOR HIM
 big breaks came when he lanced a slot on Jamie
 Foxx's radio show in LA. He ended up hanging
 out in Foxx's Hollywood mansion as the major
 what's believed to be a mythical Nando's black
 card, allowing him free food from theirrestaurants
 whenever he likes, the peri-peri chicken chain went
 one furtherand created a special 'Ed's Peri-Peri
 HE COULD
 NAIL STRICTLY
 teachers on tour with him for thre weeks and
 spent five hours a day practising for the Thinking
 PIZZA EXPRESS MADE
 HIM A TRIBUTE PIZZA
 For his 26th birthday, Pizza Express
 1.5 billion YouTube views.
 HE'S CONSIDERING
 MAKING, AN
 ACOUSTIC RECORD
 made from Calabrese ingredients.
 HIS VIDEO FOR 'THE
 A-TEAM' COST £20
 th
 album titles, the next will have to be- which he's
 thought about making a stripped-back affair on
 ction
 HE'S TATTOO BROS
 WITH HARRY STYLES
 HE CAN FIT A LOT OF
 STUFF IN HIS MOUTH
 A video of a teenage Sheeran online
 Hard-nut Sheeran went for the full portrait while
 soft-boy S tyles just had the name done.
 Maltesers in his mouth before gagging.
 HARRY STYLES IS
 BLACKMAILING HIM
 HIS TEENAGE YEARS
 WERE TOUGH
 He
 has a video of a young
 eardrum, a squint, a stutter and a port-wine
 he's threatened to publish if Sheeran upsets him

 HE'S A GREAT DATE
 Heonce flew halfway around
 the world to spendan afternoon
 ROBBIE WILLIAMS
 WORRIES ABOUT HIM
 room for an agony uncle session. "He chatted to
 me for two hours, Sheeran told New Zealand's
 FVM radio station. "Really intense chatting, like,
 Are you OK? Are you doing any drugs? How's the
 stress level? How are relationships?
 HE WROTE A SONG
 AT A FUNERAL
 Afire Love' from 'x was dedicated to
 his Irish Catholic grandfather who suffered fromm
 Alzheimer's for 20 years before his death in 2013
 Sheeran finished writing the song at his funeral.
 E'S BEEN IN TWO
 SITCOMS AND A SOAP
 They are: New Zealand comedy
 Shortland Street, US sitcom Undate able and
 HIS ACTING NEEDED
 SPECIAL HELP
 In the film Bridget Jones's Baby,
 actor Sarah Solemani wanted him to look more
 taken aback during their scene, so she surprised
 him by stripping off and dancing in her underwear
 HE HELPS PEOPLE
 HAVE SEX
 A cousin of mine went on a girls
 JORDAN FROM
 RIZZLE KICKS A
 ROLEX FOR HIS
 BIRTHDAY
 trip,"Sheeran's said. They were in a bar and a
 came up saying, Do you wanna come back
 on the radio - my name's
 to mine? Ive got a song
 Ed Sheeran.' Apparently it works for him. There's
 loads of ginger people who are having a lot of fun.
 I'm not hating on it - we're finally getting laid!
 HIS BODY IS
 HE MADE A FANTASTIC
 GINGERBREAD MAN
 AT HALLOWEEN
 OF HIS CAREER
 Almost all of Sheeran's many tattoos have some
 link to his career thus far. One inking marks his
 first single The A-Team', another his single
 Bloodstream'. He even has a Lego head tattoo as
 a nod to Lego House', but sadly no full-face
 portrait of Rupert Grint on his arse.
 Before he named his record label Gingerbread,
 Sheeran had dressed as the Gingerbread Man
 from Shrekon Halloween in 2013
 HE'S WRITTEN A SONG
 ABOUT AN A-LIST
 LOVE TRIANGLE
 HE WAS GQ'S
 WORST DRESSED
 MAN IN 2013
 I still wear skater hoodies, jeans
 Don't', from Sheeran's second studio albumx
 is alleged to be about him, Ellie Goulding and
 One Direction's Niall Horan. Ed himself told Fuse andskater shoes," he told the men's style mag.
 the song opened up a door that I probably
 shouldn't have opened up... I just won'tsay
 who it's about because... I mean everyone,
 everyone
 HE'S WORKING TO A
 15-ALBUM MAXIMUM
 PROFIT PLAN
 The first five EPs, then the first album +, then 'x
 and now 밝 There'll be two more in this series of
 five albums and then five more after that, he's
 explained. "My benchmark for the second album
 was Coldplay. This album ], it's Springsteen.
 l do have numerical targets. I did 14 million of x' and
 I want to do 20 million of It's the best album I
 could have made so why not want to
 win? Why notwant to sell 20 million?"
 HE'S WRITTEN
 FOR EVERYONE
 AND THEIR DOG
 You'll be aware of his writing credits for One
 Direction and Taylor Swift, but Sheeran has also
 penned songs for The Weeknd, Jessie Ware,
 Rudimental, Usher, Justin Bieber, Major Lazer,
 Hillsry Duff, Robbie Williams, Ollty Murs.
 NME
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        Being Alone, Bodies , and Doctor: Jackie Kucinich
 @JFKucinich
 Follow
 Trump just appointed an anti-vaxxer to chair a
 commission on vaccine safety.
 Ginger Gibson @GingerGibson
 Robert F Kennedy JR says Trump asked him to chair a commission on vaccine
 safety and he agreed. Has lobbied for vaccine exemptions.

 Dan Diamond
 Follow
 @ddiamond
 Any effort to vaccination is terrible. The
 measles vaccine alone has saved 20M kids
 lives since 2000, per UNICEF
 Ginger Gibson @GingerGibson
 Robert F Kennedy JR says Trump asked him to chair a commission on vaccine
 safety and he agreed. Has lobbied for vaccine exemptions.

 Dan Diamond Ф
 @ddiamond
 Follow
 CDC says that for kids born in U.S. between
 1994-2013, vaccines
 prevented 322 million illnesses
 saved nearly $1.4 trillion in costs

 Donald J. Trump <
 @realDonaldTrump
 Follow
 Healthy young child goes to doctor, gets pumped with
 massive shot of many vaccines, doesn't feel good and
 changes - AUTISM. Many such cases!
 8:35 AM-28 Mar 2014
 10,256
 7,748
 Donald J. Trump
 @realDonaldTrump
 Follow
 With autism being way up, what do we have to lose by
 having doctors give small dose vaccines vs. big pump
 doses into those tiny bodies?
 9:50 AM-28 Mar 2014
 270
 31 1
veritablefacets:

the-future-now:
Trump picks anti-vaxxer to lead commission on vaccine safety
Trump on Tuesday asked a prominent anti-vaxxer to lead a commission on vaccine safety.
Robert F. Kennedy Jr., son of Bobby Kennedy, said he agreed 
to lead the commission, which will seek to ensure there is “scientific 
integrity in the vaccine process for efficacy and safety effects,” Kennedy said.
Kennedy believes vaccines have led to a rise in autism, a claim that’s been debunked by doctors and scientists. 

Kennedy told reporters Tuesday that Trump “has some doubts about the current vaccine policies.” Read more
follow @the-future-now

I wish this shit would surprise me…

The truth, science, and reason are no longer relevant in this dystopian reality.
        

            
            

                
                
                    Being Alone, Bodies , and Doctor: Jackie Kucinich
 @JFKucinich
 Follow
 Trump just appointed an anti-vaxxer to chair a
 commission on vaccine safety.
 Ginger Gibson @GingerGibson
 Robert F Kennedy JR says Trump asked him to chair a commission on vaccine
 safety and he agreed. Has lobbied for vaccine exemptions.

 Dan Diamond
 Follow
 @ddiamond
 Any effort to vaccination is terrible. The
 measles vaccine alone has saved 20M kids
 lives since 2000, per UNICEF
 Ginger Gibson @GingerGibson
 Robert F Kennedy JR says Trump asked him to chair a commission on vaccine
 safety and he agreed. Has lobbied for vaccine exemptions.

 Dan Diamond Ф
 @ddiamond
 Follow
 CDC says that for kids born in U.S. between
 1994-2013, vaccines
 prevented 322 million illnesses
 saved nearly $1.4 trillion in costs

 Donald J. Trump <
 @realDonaldTrump
 Follow
 Healthy young child goes to doctor, gets pumped with
 massive shot of many vaccines, doesn't feel good and
 changes - AUTISM. Many such cases!
 8:35 AM-28 Mar 2014
 10,256
 7,748
 Donald J. Trump
 @realDonaldTrump
 Follow
 With autism being way up, what do we have to lose by
 having doctors give small dose vaccines vs. big pump
 doses into those tiny bodies?
 9:50 AM-28 Mar 2014
 270
 31 1
veritablefacets:

the-future-now:
Trump picks anti-vaxxer to lead commission on vaccine safety
Trump on Tuesday asked a prominent anti-vaxxer to lead a commission on vaccine safety.
Robert F. Kennedy Jr., son of Bobby Kennedy, said he agreed 
to lead the commission, which will seek to ensure there is “scientific 
integrity in the vaccine process for efficacy and safety effects,” Kennedy said.
Kennedy believes vaccines have led to a rise in autism, a claim that’s been debunked by doctors and scientists. 

Kennedy told reporters Tuesday that Trump “has some doubts about the current vaccine policies.” Read more
follow @the-future-now

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        America, Bailey Jay, and Be Like: Do you believe that advances in stem cell technology will make cosmetics obsolete? Three big earthquakes will shake
 the three superpowers; 1st big earthquake in Russia; 2nd (bigger one) in China; 3rd (biggest of the three) will be in
 America. NATO will nuke Ukraine to blame Russia for it; then NATO will nuke Russia from Scandinavia. China will at
 tack Russia, but will not get past Ural Mountains; bio-genetic weapon will be used against Chinese soldiers (they will
 run back to China and hide in closets in fear) and weather weapon will freeze Siberia to 200 Celcius; stadium-size
 chunks of unmeltable ice will fall from the lower sky (because when rockets go into higher sky they bring this ice down
 to lower sky). Russia will destroy Turkey and America. China will have a hole across the whole country to the abyss
 (because of another super weapon used to stop Chinese aggression), radiation from this hole will be massive; Chinese
 will try to keep quiet about it, a lot of people will fall into this hole
 Scientists don't see dinosaurs because of radiation. Only Eurasia and Alaska (both without coasts) will remain after
 demons blow up Antarctica (which surrounds the flat earth) and Greenland melts. Move to Ural Mountains or inland
 Alaska. Sionists want war between Russia and Germany over Serbia from June to October on their holidays because
 (666 times 3)+(6 times 3) 2016 (in their twisted logic)
 Tube people = demons. Clones = demons. Human costumes that demons wear-demons. Dinosaurs and 666ed peo-
 ple have triple stranded DNA; normal person cant swallow 666ed food (designed for 666ed people). Demons live inside
 clones. Bacteriologist Alexandre Yersin (who discovered Bubonic plague) is depicted on the Shroud of Turin. There is
 another shroud on which blasphemer Yosef (who was crucified on a pole in 1066 AD) is depicted. Menachem Mendel
 Schneerson, Lenin (el-deity in Hebrew, nineno in German; so, when chanted repeatedly is blasphemy against the
 Creato), and Yosef were possessed by Azazel; now, Rico Cortes is possessed by Azazel
 WW3 happens, 7% of people will be left, after people are tired of war, they will elect the antichrist as one world leader;
 don't vote. ISIS stands for Israeli Secret Intelligence Service. Next false flag: Statue of Liberty in order to attack Iran
 one big shake, one giant step forward, one giant collapse. Move away from coasts as nukes will go off in the ocean (at
 where tectonic plates meet, result: megatsunamis 1km high)
 Wear natural clothing so that if a bomb goes off it won't stick to the body as fast as synthetic clothes. All metal will be
 burned for fuel; so, save knives, crowbars, shovels, wood-burning stoves, etc. Also, save cloth/fabric/textile to cover the
 wounds and diseases
 Eat natural food because nanochips, cells of aborted fetuses, bug DNA, and other poisons are in food that is com-
 monly sold; reject vaccines, medical care, medicine, etc. because nanochips are administered thru IVs, implants, fill
 ings, etc. If 1000-1500 nanochips are in your right hand, then you can't make proper Orthodox sign of the cross with
 the right hand; last mercy for you then will be to cut the hand off
 Seraphim of Sarov and Sergiy of Radonezh will be resurrected after WW3 for a short time; Seraphim of Sarov will show
 the new Ruski Tsar who will fight the antichrist for about 2 years and 8 months. Those who go see Seraphim of Sarov
 will be healed of their infirmities/illnesses/sicknesses/ diseases; if you want to see him then, hurry because he won't
 stay longer than a few weeks
 Earth is flat; stands on 3 pillars (the Most Holy Trinity); pillars stand on water at zero Kelvin. Zodiac is planetary prison
 of demons; don't believe in horoscopes or you'll exhibit the traits of the trapped demons. Most thoughts and dreams
 are from demons; demons never do good. Sleep fully clothed; pray the Jesus prayer. Pray to your guardian angel to
 have normal sleep
 Humans were created about 7525 years ago. Ruski Orthodox Christian Vyacheslav Krasheninnikov was the last
 prophet before Enoch and Elijah return to preach against the antichrist
 Birds participate in time creation. It's a sin to kill birds. Dinosasive under our level. They will get out through sinlk
 holes and lakes. To kill them, go for their nerves. Save the birds. but kill the dinosaurs. First dinosaur will come out of
 Volga River in Russia
 Demons grow human skin (from a sample taken during abduction) and put it on so as to look like us. Demons will in-
 vite people to be healed inside their UFOs, those who go will be like zombies after. Govt provides demons with dia-
 monds and allows demons to abduct people. If you're being abducted, slowly pray the Jesus prayer
 Don't panic. Demons use diamonds and souls to power their UFO craft. The bigger the diamond, the more it lasts
 mons have
 e fake mountain Kailash in Tibet 3)In lake Baikal in Russia 4)In Atlanti
 which i
 Airplanes that go down are hit by demons because they need the airspace to fight
 eath the Mariana Trench in Pacific Ocean. There are
 liens. Nobody lives on other planet
 Antichri
 ng n
 pa
 with red
 s possessed by Satan since he's 12 years old
 wears
 roun
 Don't go into a UFO to be healed by demons. Green 666 is given by isotope rays on wrist or forehead when people
 stretch hands to receive small plastic grey card with no name on it (World Passport). Police will microchip and isotope
 ray people on the highways. Microchipped people will be influenced by computers to take grey plastic card; but whe
 they do, 666 is given
 ject 666 at a
 If you're about to be marked, pray the
 behi
 ple from temporary hell twic
 ple are freed). Feed the pigeons; when pigeons bow down, people are saved from temporary hel. Forgive me
 tope ray people too. Antichrist will als
 o mark people. Re
 sone
 it leads
 prayer
 e with Orthodox Christians
 666 leave al electroni
 that antichri
 minions
 track you. Give to charity in the name of Archangel Michael
 ar (or brings them
 level, that i
 level with less punishment; eventually, peo-
 //youtube.com/watch?V-8dub8PF2d
 /fatheralexander.org/graphics/sects_e.pdf
 13/6f4c/Qji _GVZorQY.jpg
 s629216.vk.me/629
 //vk.com/wal
 //youtube.com/watch?-OLUKFmZfOrs
 livejournal.com/m
 ?q
 рязанская &w wal
 730 57029%2Fal
 //vk.com/otro
 ava
 8320
 103469%2Fall
 orthodoxinfo.com/praxis/guidech3.pdf
 /fatheralexander.org/booklets/english/life
 pravoslavie.ru/english/5
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                    America, Bailey Jay, and Be Like: Do you believe that advances in stem cell technology will make cosmetics obsolete? Three big earthquakes will shake
 the three superpowers; 1st big earthquake in Russia; 2nd (bigger one) in China; 3rd (biggest of the three) will be in
 America. NATO will nuke Ukraine to blame Russia for it; then NATO will nuke Russia from Scandinavia. China will at
 tack Russia, but will not get past Ural Mountains; bio-genetic weapon will be used against Chinese soldiers (they will
 run back to China and hide in closets in fear) and weather weapon will freeze Siberia to 200 Celcius; stadium-size
 chunks of unmeltable ice will fall from the lower sky (because when rockets go into higher sky they bring this ice down
 to lower sky). Russia will destroy Turkey and America. China will have a hole across the whole country to the abyss
 (because of another super weapon used to stop Chinese aggression), radiation from this hole will be massive; Chinese
 will try to keep quiet about it, a lot of people will fall into this hole
 Scientists don't see dinosaurs because of radiation. Only Eurasia and Alaska (both without coasts) will remain after
 demons blow up Antarctica (which surrounds the flat earth) and Greenland melts. Move to Ural Mountains or inland
 Alaska. Sionists want war between Russia and Germany over Serbia from June to October on their holidays because
 (666 times 3)+(6 times 3) 2016 (in their twisted logic)
 Tube people = demons. Clones = demons. Human costumes that demons wear-demons. Dinosaurs and 666ed peo-
 ple have triple stranded DNA; normal person cant swallow 666ed food (designed for 666ed people). Demons live inside
 clones. Bacteriologist Alexandre Yersin (who discovered Bubonic plague) is depicted on the Shroud of Turin. There is
 another shroud on which blasphemer Yosef (who was crucified on a pole in 1066 AD) is depicted. Menachem Mendel
 Schneerson, Lenin (el-deity in Hebrew, nineno in German; so, when chanted repeatedly is blasphemy against the
 Creato), and Yosef were possessed by Azazel; now, Rico Cortes is possessed by Azazel
 WW3 happens, 7% of people will be left, after people are tired of war, they will elect the antichrist as one world leader;
 don't vote. ISIS stands for Israeli Secret Intelligence Service. Next false flag: Statue of Liberty in order to attack Iran
 one big shake, one giant step forward, one giant collapse. Move away from coasts as nukes will go off in the ocean (at
 where tectonic plates meet, result: megatsunamis 1km high)
 Wear natural clothing so that if a bomb goes off it won't stick to the body as fast as synthetic clothes. All metal will be
 burned for fuel; so, save knives, crowbars, shovels, wood-burning stoves, etc. Also, save cloth/fabric/textile to cover the
 wounds and diseases
 Eat natural food because nanochips, cells of aborted fetuses, bug DNA, and other poisons are in food that is com-
 monly sold; reject vaccines, medical care, medicine, etc. because nanochips are administered thru IVs, implants, fill
 ings, etc. If 1000-1500 nanochips are in your right hand, then you can't make proper Orthodox sign of the cross with
 the right hand; last mercy for you then will be to cut the hand off
 Seraphim of Sarov and Sergiy of Radonezh will be resurrected after WW3 for a short time; Seraphim of Sarov will show
 the new Ruski Tsar who will fight the antichrist for about 2 years and 8 months. Those who go see Seraphim of Sarov
 will be healed of their infirmities/illnesses/sicknesses/ diseases; if you want to see him then, hurry because he won't
 stay longer than a few weeks
 Earth is flat; stands on 3 pillars (the Most Holy Trinity); pillars stand on water at zero Kelvin. Zodiac is planetary prison
 of demons; don't believe in horoscopes or you'll exhibit the traits of the trapped demons. Most thoughts and dreams
 are from demons; demons never do good. Sleep fully clothed; pray the Jesus prayer. Pray to your guardian angel to
 have normal sleep
 Humans were created about 7525 years ago. Ruski Orthodox Christian Vyacheslav Krasheninnikov was the last
 prophet before Enoch and Elijah return to preach against the antichrist
 Birds participate in time creation. It's a sin to kill birds. Dinosasive under our level. They will get out through sinlk
 holes and lakes. To kill them, go for their nerves. Save the birds. but kill the dinosaurs. First dinosaur will come out of
 Volga River in Russia
 Demons grow human skin (from a sample taken during abduction) and put it on so as to look like us. Demons will in-
 vite people to be healed inside their UFOs, those who go will be like zombies after. Govt provides demons with dia-
 monds and allows demons to abduct people. If you're being abducted, slowly pray the Jesus prayer
 Don't panic. Demons use diamonds and souls to power their UFO craft. The bigger the diamond, the more it lasts
 mons have
 e fake mountain Kailash in Tibet 3)In lake Baikal in Russia 4)In Atlanti
 which i
 Airplanes that go down are hit by demons because they need the airspace to fight
 eath the Mariana Trench in Pacific Ocean. There are
 liens. Nobody lives on other planet
 Antichri
 ng n
 pa
 with red
 s possessed by Satan since he's 12 years old
 wears
 roun
 Don't go into a UFO to be healed by demons. Green 666 is given by isotope rays on wrist or forehead when people
 stretch hands to receive small plastic grey card with no name on it (World Passport). Police will microchip and isotope
 ray people on the highways. Microchipped people will be influenced by computers to take grey plastic card; but whe
 they do, 666 is given
 ject 666 at a
 If you're about to be marked, pray the
 behi
 ple from temporary hell twic
 ple are freed). Feed the pigeons; when pigeons bow down, people are saved from temporary hel. Forgive me
 tope ray people too. Antichrist will als
 o mark people. Re
 sone
 it leads
 prayer
 e with Orthodox Christians
 666 leave al electroni
 that antichri
 minions
 track you. Give to charity in the name of Archangel Michael
 ar (or brings them
 level, that i
 level with less punishment; eventually, peo-
 //youtube.com/watch?V-8dub8PF2d
 /fatheralexander.org/graphics/sects_e.pdf
 13/6f4c/Qji _GVZorQY.jpg
 s629216.vk.me/629
 //vk.com/wal
 //youtube.com/watch?-OLUKFmZfOrs
 livejournal.com/m
 ?q
 рязанская &w wal
 730 57029%2Fal
 //vk.com/otro
 ava
 8320
 103469%2Fall
 orthodoxinfo.com/praxis/guidech3.pdf
 /fatheralexander.org/booklets/english/life
 pravoslavie.ru/english/5
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