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Ass, Bitch, and Chill: probablyvampirerpgideas Make a Vampire character who's lived through several waves of the common language's development and can't let go if certain gramatical habbits from different time eras So like, thou ist a horrid creature, an absolute cur, but go off i guess anachronistic-cat .. can i use that phrase irl? probablyvampirerpgideas Absolutely you can and I encourage more uses of similar phrases that just completely fuck up the chronology of the english langauge. I wanna hear 15th century english mixed with surfer speak mixed with current age nternet lingo like all the time the-argumentative-viper Like this? Well my dude, seems like a weasel hath not such a deal of splean as you're toss'd with. Chill already, you're not valid nuttersincorporated You are an unrighteous, basardly gullion. Heaven truly knows that thou art false as hell. When you die, I will face God and walk backwards into hell just so that I can beat your ass in the afterlife too fromthemindofatwentyorotherlycan I love the idea of a vampire who's language travels back in time as they get pissed take-a-dip-in-the-deadpool grieve for thee in these trying times. Alexa play Despacito sleepyamericanteen Reading these is like literary whiplash kyraneko Thou'rt a base and unhappy drama-fucker and I would yeet you out the nearest window for a donut. rickktish Bestill thy mongrel tongue and shut your face ere I unhappy thot do yeet thee hence!! I'll not hesitate, bitch, to do thee in whomst ruinest mine pizza with thine vape Source: probablyvampirerpgideas Hmm, thy bosoms heart beats no more. YEET!
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Beard, Bless Up, and Bruh: Dog is so friendly and gentle to his tiny piggy @DrSmashlove Say Bruh u know how Twitter users wil out and do Unpopular Opinions? πŸ˜‚ I’m always jealous because I don’t have a twitter so I can’t twit. But today imma insta my unpopular opinion and y’all can respond. Imma even help y’all with ya responses πŸ˜‚. Ok? Deal? Here go. Smash’s Friday Afternoon Argumentative Unpopular Opinion: if u eat pork but not dog meat u a hippocrip PROVE ME WRONG πŸ˜‚β€οΈ. Potential reply No. 1: β€œeasy for u smash ol muslim lookin a$$ ol ramadan Mubarak lookin a$$ ol grow a beard to look righteous but we know u struggle with demons like the rest of us lookin a$$ ol fake woke lookin a$$ is u even a male lookin a$$ or is u a female English PhD catfishing us lookin a$$. Not een a minority lookin a$$. Probably pakistanian lookin a$$ I KNOW U PAKISTANI EEN THO U SAID U AINT LOOKIN A$$. STOP LYIN OSMAN. Lookin a$$. Anyway lookin a$$ that’s easy for u to say! U CANT eat pork! If u could, u would - same way u eat chicken! Arbitrarily line drawing lookin a$$ STOP IT. BEEN WANTING TO SAY ALL THIS TO YA LOOKIN A$$. U DA REAL HIPPOCRIP LOOKIN A$$ β€˜bless up πŸ˜Šβ€™ HAPPY GO LUCKY ALWAYS SMILING LOOKIN A$$ WHAT U SO HAPPY ABOUT SMASH LOW KEY U GET ON MY NERVES BUT I LIKE DOGS SO I STAY FOLLOWING LOOKIN A$$. AND MY FRIENDS THINK U FUNNY BUT I KNOW U A FRAUD LOOKIN A$$ IF πŸ‘ U πŸ‘ LOVED πŸ‘ DOGS πŸ‘ SO πŸ‘ MUCH πŸ‘ U πŸ‘ WOULD πŸ‘ HAVE πŸ‘ A πŸ‘ DOG πŸ‘ LOOKIN πŸ‘ A$$ πŸ‘. Wait do he got a dog? πŸ€” PAKISTANIANS AIN GOT DOGS AND HE GOTTA BE PAKISTANIAN WITH HIS LOOKIN A$$ SO IMMA SAY NO - or he a woman? Women love dogs πŸ€” aye either way if he was $exy he would post a pic he probably a mutant WITH HIS LOOKIN πŸ‘ A$$ πŸ‘. (How’d I do? Bless up πŸ˜‚β€οΈπŸ˜)
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Chill, Love, and Tumblr: 66o grean bean @misandrism hurt by nin vs hurt by johnny cash 2018-03-27, 1:20 PM <p><a href="https://blxckchrysler.tumblr.com/post/172730079429/libertarirynn-blxckchrysler-libertarirynn" class="tumblr_blog">blxckchrysler</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/172730019279/blxckchrysler-libertarirynn-ok-but-what" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://blxckchrysler.tumblr.com/post/172729953554/libertarirynn-ok-but-what-were-not-about-to-do" class="tumblr_blog">blxckchrysler</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/172729883684/ok-but-what-were-not-about-to-do-is-pretend-that" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>OK but what we’re not about to do is pretend that Johnny Cashβ€˜s version wasn’t superior in every way to Nine-Inch Nails. It was the last thing he recorded and it was filled with clips from his earlier career and you can literally feel the pain and love and memories in his eyes and just</p></blockquote> <p>damn ma is it that serious, all they did was put a cowboy hat on</p> </blockquote> <p>β€œ#Chill”</p> <p>Who’s not chill? I’m not offended by the hat I just want to make it clear that Johnny Cashβ€˜s version was better. I’m pretty sure NIN even said that.</p> </blockquote> <p>okay but <i>who</i> even said cash’s version wasn’t better, you just snapped outta nowhere</p> </blockquote><p>It’s called making a statement. It wasn’t argumentative. Nobody’s snapping at anybody.</p>

blxckchrysler: libertarirynn: blxckchrysler: libertarirynn: OK but what we’re not about to do is pretend that Johnny Cashβ€˜s version was...

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Bless Up, Blessed, and Butt: Last year I went backpacking through the republic of Georgia in Eastern Europe. On a long hike into the mountains, this dog decided to join me. We hiked together for about seven miles before he wandered off. Here he is keeping guard as I set my camera up for a landscape shot. On this blessed day I ask God to ease your burden, whatever that burden might be. If you are struggling I ask God to make things easy for you. If you are depressed I ask God to light your way. If you are hungry I ask God to feed you and to move those around you to feed you - it is the responsibility of those living in comfort to give to those who are not. I hate asking for favors but do me one favor today. Identify a family member from whom time or distance or an argument of some type or hardship long ago has caused separation. Reach out to them and let them know you love them. Be the better person and cure severed familial bonds with love. Aight? You can do it. My lil homegirl, her mom is the most wretched human on earth πŸ˜‚. Every day she say something new to annoy her daughter. A week ago she said "your butt is flat" out of nowhere (and her butt ain't een flat lol!) And that girl still take care of her mama day in and day out. It's not easy but it's not really a test if it's easy, ya get me! More life more happiness more faith - whatever you wanted to accomplish in 2017, you got one-third of the year left - MAKE IT COUNT ❀️ Bless up πŸŒ™ (πŸ“·: Reddit u-lil-rap)

On this blessed day I ask God to ease your burden, whatever that burden might be. If you are struggling I ask God to make things easy for yo...

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