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Af, Bless Up, and College: She was an old dog when she moved in with us - nine years old at the time. Last month she turned old enough to be able to vote Shout to u ladies whose grammar and spelling turn poor AF when u s€xt!ng bruv. In fact when the grammar-spelling too on point and the punctuation is all in the right place it’s almost like wtf? If u so fired up how u typing so good ma sumting wong 🤔. Nah. Lemme see that urgency. “Omg daddy that would feel so goog please dady”. Yes ma’am! I’m there! This wasn’t no cut and paste! Stop it ladies I know some of y’all in the game like magazine editors out dis bih. Cosmopolitan Editor-in-Chief and sh*t bruv “83 ways to please your man” lookin a$$, ol “Lemme grab this perfect photograph with optimal lighting from when Obama was just elected and it was a better time and lemme pair it with this text that has worked 11 times before” and the man usually buy it just like “omg Karen you’re AMAZING lol heck 😍”. Nah. I be searching the room for clues. “That Dell laptop look like a college joint ma. Freshman special lmao. Paid $899 at orientation at the campus bookstore lookin a$$. Lemme find out this pic is circa 2008. This pic turning 10 next year. We need to celebrate the taking of this pic ma u need to retire this pic...Nine years of service ma that pic need a pension and a retiree health care plan” 😂. Nah. Send me a hastily worded text u typed with one hand (😍) and pair it with a pic where yo hair look a mess and u laying in bed talmbout “pardon the mess and pardon my cat he’s an a$$hole” send me THAT. All natural. U feel me? NOTHING AGAINST MAKEUP I LOVE U LADIES AND YALL ONE INCH THICK MAKEUP TUTORIAL EYEBROWS WITH THE MASTERFULLY DONE FADE BUT I ALSO LOVE U WITH YA NORMAL EYEBROWS, BAGS UNDER YA EYES, SKRETCH MARKS, NANI STUBBLE WITH THE SKRAGGLY BUCKSHOT STRAY SHORT HAIR RIGHT WHERE THE THIGH MEAT CREASES TO MEET THE NANI REGION (Lil Atticus Pubicus u doing the best u can u escaped the razor this time and u be gone by next time but u fought the good fight, u da real MVP 🏅😂), CELLULITE, OTHER “imperfections”, I’LL TAKE ANY DAY OVER A PIC FROM WHEN JA RULE WAS SO HOT THAT JAY-Z MADE A MUSICAL GROUP WITH HIM (all u lil babies out there please google ‘Murder Inc.’, this happened 🤗, don’t say smash never taught u nothing BLESS UP 😩😂😂😂)
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Af, Bless Up, and Club: She's deaf and mostly blind but she loves fetching and catching toys Any man who wear a sport coat to dinner on a Saturday night? OLYMPIC MEDAL THOT 🥇. I'm not talmbout yo mama's step boyfriend who wear a sport coat with Steve Jobs mom jeans and shiny dress shoes to the local steakhouse. U feel me? He utterly clueless from the jump. He just tryina look cute for yo mama and also he got a pot belly so the sport coat is just an additional protective layer. I'm talmbout dudes our age. Like I went to sushi Saturday night and two tables over I seent a young Indian dude out with a pretty lady and he was wearing a black sport coat with a dress shirt unbuttoned three buttons to show his robust one centimeter chest stubble - flexin line "I gotta buzz this shit and it STILL look like a carpet - ain't no other resident in all of Neonatal with this type of manlyness 🤗." U feel me? Medical grade thot. Type of dude to take Suzy the Night Nurse to sushi, take her home, smash her out, and then go dancing at a club with his Indian crew because Priya gon be out that night and he really tryina marry Priya but he smash Suzy to calm his nerves so he seem more laid back to Priya (this is the male thot calculus 🤗). Go head Dr. Arjun. I ain't mad at u. Your attending doc know u a thot. Yo mama who keep asking when she gon get little Arjun's know in her heart u a thot. Suzy? She was never under any impression whatsoever that u anything BUT a thot...Win-win (note tho that Suzy believes there's a one in a million chance she can convert Arjun to a non-thot - I affectionately refer to this as "Dumb and Dumber Logic" - yes issa one in a million chance but Suzy u ain't that one, sorry sweetie 😘). So there u have it. If yo man pick u up for a date on a Saturday night and he wearing a black sport coat that he purchased at Zara on sale for $64.99 - thot. Now get pregnant, Suzy - he only make $28k-year now as a resident but when he take a job in Kansas after residency making $770k-year as the new superstar Neonatal doctor at Christ Saint Mary Elizabeth Holy Cathedral Hospital (u know it's real when the hospital name is catholic AF) u gon be sitting pretty cashing them support checks bless up TheseGamesAreMadeForTwoPlayers 👶😍😂 (📸: Reddit u-arturg87)
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Memes, Grey, and 🤖: Grey hairs in my stubble?!?! This has nothing to do with the election, but GO VOTE!!!!

Grey hairs in my stubble?!?! This has nothing to do with the election, but GO VOTE!!!!

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Ali, Bad, and Baked: The Goat Pharoah Wild and totemic, this is a beard for leaders and mystics alike. Equally at home in an elder's meeting or an impromptu worship jam, this is a beard with attitude, and a gentle yet feral energy well suited to a variety of pastoral activities. A field guide for pastoral facial hair. The Guru Goatee Statistics sound best when spoken through the gentle o ocurtain of this gem. Urbane, but not foppish; neat, but with a slight bad boy" flair, it brings that Palo Alto panache without too much West Coast Church Planter Like a fickering shadow under the lower lip, this style puts the "soul" in "soul patch." I don't care who you are, where you're from, this tuft will draw a crowd. Watch carefully though: it's here now, but could be gone by next week's simulcast The Orthodox You'll have a schism with your razor after seeing this beauty. Timeless, yet urbane, this is the beard for the discerning priest of a more Eastern persuasion. Pair with heavy incense. Post-Evangelical Stubble This "IO o clock shadow is more than a statement, it is an implicit philosophical challenge to the entire Evangelical tribe. For too long, we have put pastors in boxes. This casual spattering of hair is both noncom- mittal and a needed reaction against the absurd varnished forms of "how it's ali been thought about The Perennial Youth Pastor Unchanged since the late 90s, this carefully maintained piece clings desperately to the lower lip; like the last green leaf refusing to admit that fall has come. Often seen above skate shoes and superhero t-shirts. oO The Reformed Calvin. Enough saicd Ge-neva have to shave again. The Anabaptist From pasturing to pastoring, this glorious neck beard ("neard") flourishes out from strong Teutonic chins around the world. It's all about community But it's not just for rural brethrenl Nay, an urban Sitz im Leben fits this bold style too. The Neo-Reformed Rigid and unyielding from the front, yet supple and welcoming If approached with filial respect Scented like dark beer and sweet pipe tobacco. You could smother an Arminian with that mess. No one is good enough to wear this, thou groveling worm. A pox on thee for e'en thinking of't! Yet mercy abounds, as does the attractiveness of this carefully trimmed masterwork. But not through any merit of the wearer's, lest our pride break all bounds. The Patchtivist Whether standing in solidarity with the urban poor never looked as chic as this patchy leader of a quiet S5A manifesto of style, this is the true face of the people shooting a documentary on Christian bourgeoisity, Che The Hawg Preacher If blue-collar style gets your motor running, you'll want to head out on the highway for this preacher's mobile sermons. Complete the look with leather chaps embroidered with scripture references, a practical vehicle for evangelism on-the-go. revolution. Viva la Kingdom! This beard loves you, but will never ever llke you. Pair ONLY AND ALWAYS WITH A 6ll AUTHORIZED VERSION OF THE KING JAMES BIBLE. DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO TURN OFF CAPS LOCK The Hipster Pastor This carefully sculpted mustache curves in a gentle sweep over the lip for an ironic 1890's look. Often complemented by a fiannel shirt, messenger bag, and The S It is rumored that the few preachers tro calculator watch. Look for stains of macchiato foam or crumbs from locally baked scones on this chic style statement. SOwho can grow this masterpiece find that their vocal projection triples. In any case, as old Charles Haddon himself said: "Growing a beard 'is a habit most natural, scriptural, manly, and beneficial."
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Apparently, Beard, and Fake: oo AT&T 6:01 PM 25% L Search So I saw some comments about the Carlos cosplay I posted and people thought I deliberately coloured my skin! I just wanted to say I would never ever ever do that!!!! All I did was follow a tutorial only and used one shade of foundation darker! I mean I was trying to look like Tony Stark in that photo! I'm naturally olive skinned and I'm of mixed race decent! That's where I get that skin colour and my curved eyes! Please don't think I would ever swap my skin colour I'm very proud of my heritage! I'm so sorry if I offended anyone! Write a comment.. Post 2 News Feed Requests Messenger Notifications More <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://hita-lia.tumblr.com/post/133533560880">hita-lia</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://proudblackconservative.tumblr.com/post/133491805209">proudblackconservative</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>See this is how the SJW mindset can turn you into an absolute basket case. You can’t even post a damn cosplay with some damn make up on your face without feeling like you need to profusely apologize for some idiots thinking you were brownfacing because it never even occurred to them that you could actually be ethnically Latino.</p> </blockquote> <p>This actually happened to me with my Carlos cosplay that I took for Valentines day. </p> <p>I had one person ask if I black faced for it, I said I didn’t and I just used my natural skin tone foundation and a stubble effect for the beard. Then another person asked why my stomach was lighter then my face if that was true, I had to explain them that I don’t typically walk around shirtless in the winter so my stomach doesn’t tan like my face does. </p> <p>Finally I got a person (I ignored this one because I was just sick of it and didn’t want to grace this with an answer) actually yell saying that my skin tone (my olive skin tone, that I have because I am Persian, because my mom was born in Iran, in the middle east, where a lot of people have this skin tone, the skin tone that gets me mistaken for Latina, THE SKIN TONE I HAVE HAD SENCE BIRTH) was fake and does not exist. I was also called a racist bigot (the bisexual, middle eastern, genderfluid “racist bigot” apparently) and told to kill myself. So that was my experience with SJW.</p> </blockquote> <p>They are a special brand of awful human beings.</p>

hita-lia: proudblackconservative: See this is how the SJW mindset can turn you into an absolute basket case. You can’t even post a damn co...

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