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Complex, Drugs, and Gif: There are dealbreakers, too. Anyone who regularly Netflix-binges engages in social activism, or wears mascara more than twice a week is going to have to look elsewhere. "This may not be the right place," the Startup Castle says, if you - Watch more than 4 hours of TV/movie/game entertainment per week - Have more than 1 tattoo - Have ever attended more than 1 protest Make more than three posts a week to social media Listen to a songs with explicit lyrics more than an once a day Wear make-up more than twice a weelk - Own any clothing, shoes, watches, or handbags costing over $500 - Have bills that get paid by somebody else Drive a vehicle that was given to you by your parents - Get regular spending money or gifts from your parents - Have more than one internet app date per week - Have a complex diet that requires lots of refrigerator space - Drink alcohol more than 3 drinks per week - Use marijuana more than twice a year - Have been prescribed anything by a psychiatrist more than once - Use any other drug more than twice in your entire ajani-on-the-spot: gehayi: berlynn-wohl: hapabap: nazerine: plasmalogical: paxamericana: Silicon Valley’s ‘Startup Castle’ is looking for roommates, and the requirements are completely bonkers good thing i listen to exactly one song with explicit lyrics every day I’ve been saying this for a while but Startup Bro is the new and terrifying lovechild of the brogrammer and the business major and he is somehow even more self-centered and bigoted than either of them No, no, guys, look closely. This house is looking for extremely physically fit young men (No drugs, no makeup, no special diet, exercise 15 hrs a week) who are passive and docile (no protests, no music lyrics with swears) who, most of all, will not be missed if they disappear (very little social media presence, not rich enough to own expensive luxury items, no need to constantly be in contact with their parents over bills/gifts, few identifying markings like tattoos) This is obviously an organ harvesting operation. Actually it turned out that the guy who was running it wanted to create a quasi-paramilitary organization. There were so many horror stories about the place in the news that the landlord evicted everyone. (Gotta say, though, that I like the organ harvesting scheme better.) “It would have been better to have found out this was an organ harvesting scheme” is not a sentiment I expected to see today, and yet.

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Complex, Drugs, and Gif: There are dealbreakers, too. Anyone who regularly Netflix-binges engages in social activism, or wears mascara more than twice a week is going to have to look elsewhere. "This may not be the right place," the Startup Castle says, if you - Watch more than 4 hours of TV/movie/game entertainment per week - Have more than 1 tattoo - Have ever attended more than 1 protest Make more than three posts a week to social media Listen to a songs with explicit lyrics more than an once a day Wear make-up more than twice a weelk - Own any clothing, shoes, watches, or handbags costing over $500 - Have bills that get paid by somebody else Drive a vehicle that was given to you by your parents - Get regular spending money or gifts from your parents - Have more than one internet app date per week - Have a complex diet that requires lots of refrigerator space - Drink alcohol more than 3 drinks per week - Use marijuana more than twice a year - Have been prescribed anything by a psychiatrist more than once - Use any other drug more than twice in your entire ajani-on-the-spot: gehayi: berlynn-wohl: hapabap: nazerine: plasmalogical: paxamericana: Silicon Valley’s ‘Startup Castle’ is looking for roommates, and the requirements are completely bonkers good thing i listen to exactly one song with explicit lyrics every day I’ve been saying this for a while but Startup Bro is the new and terrifying lovechild of the brogrammer and the business major and he is somehow even more self-centered and bigoted than either of them No, no, guys, look closely. This house is looking for extremely physically fit young men (No drugs, no makeup, no special diet, exercise 15 hrs a week) who are passive and docile (no protests, no music lyrics with swears) who, most of all, will not be missed if they disappear (very little social media presence, not rich enough to own expensive luxury items, no need to constantly be in contact with their parents over bills/gifts, few identifying markings like tattoos) This is obviously an organ harvesting operation. Actually it turned out that the guy who was running it wanted to create a quasi-paramilitary organization. There were so many horror stories about the place in the news that the landlord evicted everyone. (Gotta say, though, that I like the organ harvesting scheme better.) “It would have been better to have found out this was an organ harvesting scheme” is not a sentiment I expected to see today, and yet.

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Africa, Animals, and Cats: 4GIFs.com The moment when you realize it's too late to run clover11-10: sashayed: wylltingtrees: steve-spaghetti: renirabbit: pizzalecki: pkmnbreederbrianna: togamijail: chandra75: im-sherlocked-in-my-mindpalace: socially-awkward-supervillian: Fun fact: Cheetahs only attack prey that runs jesus that is good to know. Yup, that’s the point you just stay still and let it do whatever the fuck it wants that doesn’t involved you getting eaten.  REALLY FUN FACT for big cats cheetahs are fucking docile as shit my grandfather ran a cheetah sanctuary in south africa and he’d just lie with them and sleep among them and they’d rub against him and chirp at him they’re big fucking babies Another Fun Fact: Cheetahs are incredibly nervous animals. One of the (many) reason’s they’re going extinct is that cheetahs are so sensitive and nervous, some of them are literally too nervous to breed. Others will breed, but stress themselves out so much, they’ll lose their cubs. So zoos with breeding programs had to figure out how to make cheetahs comfortable enough to first of all, get laid and secondly - not spazz themselves into miscarrying.So what’d they do? They gave the cheetah’s their very own Service Dogs!The dogs make them feel safe, protected and secure! AJHHHHFDDGHH SO PRECIOUS this post just got so much better THIS IS OFFICIALLY MY FAVOURITE POST this is emmett and cullen they are best friends This is the greatest thing I’ve seen all day. Dogs are truly angels.
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Africa, Animals, and Cats: 4GIFs.com The moment when you realize it's too late to run clover11-10: sashayed: wylltingtrees: steve-spaghetti: renirabbit: pizzalecki: pkmnbreederbrianna: togamijail: chandra75: im-sherlocked-in-my-mindpalace: socially-awkward-supervillian: Fun fact: Cheetahs only attack prey that runs jesus that is good to know. Yup, that’s the point you just stay still and let it do whatever the fuck it wants that doesn’t involved you getting eaten.  REALLY FUN FACT for big cats cheetahs are fucking docile as shit my grandfather ran a cheetah sanctuary in south africa and he’d just lie with them and sleep among them and they’d rub against him and chirp at him they’re big fucking babies Another Fun Fact: Cheetahs are incredibly nervous animals. One of the (many) reason’s they’re going extinct is that cheetahs are so sensitive and nervous, some of them are literally too nervous to breed. Others will breed, but stress themselves out so much, they’ll lose their cubs. So zoos with breeding programs had to figure out how to make cheetahs comfortable enough to first of all, get laid and secondly - not spazz themselves into miscarrying.So what’d they do? They gave the cheetah’s their very own Service Dogs!The dogs make them feel safe, protected and secure! AJHHHHFDDGHH SO PRECIOUS this post just got so much better THIS IS OFFICIALLY MY FAVOURITE POST this is emmett and cullen they are best friends This is the greatest thing I’ve seen all day. Dogs are truly angels.
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Africa, Animals, and Cats: 4GIFs.com The moment when you realize it's too late to run feminists-against-feminism: wylltingtrees: steve-spaghetti: renirabbit: pizzalecki: pkmnbreederbrianna: togamijail: chandra75: im-sherlocked-in-my-mindpalace: socially-awkward-supervillian: Fun fact: Cheetahs only attack prey that runs jesus that is good to know. Yup, that’s the point you just stay still and let it do whatever the fuck it wants that doesn’t involved you getting eaten.  REALLY FUN FACT for big cats cheetahs are fucking docile as shit my grandfather ran a cheetah sanctuary in south africa and he’d just lie with them and sleep among them and they’d rub against him and chirp at him they’re big fucking babies Another Fun Fact: Cheetahs are incredibly nervous animals. One of the (many) reason’s they’re going extinct is that cheetahs are so sensitive and nervous, some of them are literally too nervous to breed. Others will breed, but stress themselves out so much, they’ll lose their cubs. So zoos with breeding programs had to figure out how to make cheetahs comfortable enough to first of all, get laid and secondly - not spazz themselves into miscarrying.So what’d they do? They gave the cheetah’s their very own Service Dogs!The dogs make them feel safe, protected and secure! AJHHHHFDDGHH SO PRECIOUS this post just got so much better THIS IS OFFICIALLY MY FAVOURITE POST God makes cheetas, god kills cheetas, god makes man, man makes dogs in order to live, man gives dog to cheeta in order for them to live, god is dog backwards
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Africa, Animals, and Cats: 4GIFs.com The moment when you realize it's too late to run clover11-10: sashayed: wylltingtrees: steve-spaghetti: renirabbit: pizzalecki: pkmnbreederbrianna: togamijail: chandra75: im-sherlocked-in-my-mindpalace: socially-awkward-supervillian: Fun fact: Cheetahs only attack prey that runs jesus that is good to know. Yup, that’s the point you just stay still and let it do whatever the fuck it wants that doesn’t involved you getting eaten.  REALLY FUN FACT for big cats cheetahs are fucking docile as shit my grandfather ran a cheetah sanctuary in south africa and he’d just lie with them and sleep among them and they’d rub against him and chirp at him they’re big fucking babies Another Fun Fact: Cheetahs are incredibly nervous animals. One of the (many) reason’s they’re going extinct is that cheetahs are so sensitive and nervous, some of them are literally too nervous to breed. Others will breed, but stress themselves out so much, they’ll lose their cubs. So zoos with breeding programs had to figure out how to make cheetahs comfortable enough to first of all, get laid and secondly - not spazz themselves into miscarrying.So what’d they do? They gave the cheetah’s their very own Service Dogs!The dogs make them feel safe, protected and secure! AJHHHHFDDGHH SO PRECIOUS this post just got so much better THIS IS OFFICIALLY MY FAVOURITE POST this is emmett and cullen they are best friends This is the greatest thing I’ve seen all day. Dogs are truly angels.
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Africa, Animals, and Cats: 4GIFs.com The moment when you realize it's too late to run feminists-against-feminism: wylltingtrees: steve-spaghetti: renirabbit: pizzalecki: pkmnbreederbrianna: togamijail: chandra75: im-sherlocked-in-my-mindpalace: socially-awkward-supervillian: Fun fact: Cheetahs only attack prey that runs jesus that is good to know. Yup, that’s the point you just stay still and let it do whatever the fuck it wants that doesn’t involved you getting eaten.  REALLY FUN FACT for big cats cheetahs are fucking docile as shit my grandfather ran a cheetah sanctuary in south africa and he’d just lie with them and sleep among them and they’d rub against him and chirp at him they’re big fucking babies Another Fun Fact: Cheetahs are incredibly nervous animals. One of the (many) reason’s they’re going extinct is that cheetahs are so sensitive and nervous, some of them are literally too nervous to breed. Others will breed, but stress themselves out so much, they’ll lose their cubs. So zoos with breeding programs had to figure out how to make cheetahs comfortable enough to first of all, get laid and secondly - not spazz themselves into miscarrying.So what’d they do? They gave the cheetah’s their very own Service Dogs!The dogs make them feel safe, protected and secure! AJHHHHFDDGHH SO PRECIOUS this post just got so much better THIS IS OFFICIALLY MY FAVOURITE POST God makes cheetas, god kills cheetas, god makes man, man makes dogs in order to live, man gives dog to cheeta in order for them to live, god is dog backwards
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Africa, Animals, and Cats: 4GIFs.com The moment when you realize it's too late to run ro-zden: clover11-10: sashayed: wylltingtrees: steve-spaghetti: renirabbit: pizzalecki: pkmnbreederbrianna: togamijail: chandra75: im-sherlocked-in-my-mindpalace: socially-awkward-supervillian: Fun fact: Cheetahs only attack prey that runs jesus that is good to know. Yup, that’s the point you just stay still and let it do whatever the fuck it wants that doesn’t involved you getting eaten.  REALLY FUN FACT for big cats cheetahs are fucking docile as shit my grandfather ran a cheetah sanctuary in south africa and he’d just lie with them and sleep among them and they’d rub against him and chirp at him they’re big fucking babies Another Fun Fact: Cheetahs are incredibly nervous animals. One of the (many) reason’s they’re going extinct is that cheetahs are so sensitive and nervous, some of them are literally too nervous to breed. Others will breed, but stress themselves out so much, they’ll lose their cubs. So zoos with breeding programs had to figure out how to make cheetahs comfortable enough to first of all, get laid and secondly - not spazz themselves into miscarrying.So what’d they do? They gave the cheetah’s their very own Service Dogs!The dogs make them feel safe, protected and secure! AJHHHHFDDGHH SO PRECIOUS this post just got so much better THIS IS OFFICIALLY MY FAVOURITE POST this is emmett and cullen they are best friends This is the greatest thing I’ve seen all day. Dogs are truly angels. Okay but a cheetah cub who learns to manage his anxiety with the help of his best dog buddy? Proving that anyone with anxiety can live fully, happily, and be loved with the assistance of supportive friends and without needing to be magically fixed? This needs to be a Disney and/or Pixar movie. Scratch that – DREAMWORKS! All I’m saying is, if Eeyore can prove that people with depression are just as deserving of love and support as anyone else, why can’t an animated cheetah do the same thing for people with anxiety?
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Complex, Drugs, and Gif: There are dealbreakers, too. Anyone who regularly Netflix-binges engages in social activism, or wears mascara more than twice a week is going to have to look elsewhere. "This may not be the right place," the Startup Castle says, if you - Watch more than 4 hours of TV/movie/game entertainment per week - Have more than 1 tattoo - Have ever attended more than 1 protest Make more than three posts a week to social media Listen to a songs with explicit lyrics more than an once a day Wear make-up more than twice a weelk - Own any clothing, shoes, watches, or handbags costing over $500 - Have bills that get paid by somebody else Drive a vehicle that was given to you by your parents - Get regular spending money or gifts from your parents - Have more than one internet app date per week - Have a complex diet that requires lots of refrigerator space - Drink alcohol more than 3 drinks per week - Use marijuana more than twice a year - Have been prescribed anything by a psychiatrist more than once - Use any other drug more than twice in your entire gehayi: berlynn-wohl: hapabap: nazerine: plasmalogical: paxamericana: Silicon Valley’s ‘Startup Castle’ is looking for roommates, and the requirements are completely bonkers good thing i listen to exactly one song with explicit lyrics every day I’ve been saying this for a while but Startup Bro is the new and terrifying lovechild of the brogrammer and the business major and he is somehow even more self-centered and bigoted than either of them No, no, guys, look closely. This house is looking for extremely physically fit young men (No drugs, no makeup, no special diet, exercise 15 hrs a week) who are passive and docile (no protests, no music lyrics with swears) who, most of all, will not be missed if they disappear (very little social media presence, not rich enough to own expensive luxury items, no need to constantly be in contact with their parents over bills/gifts, few identifying markings like tattoos) This is obviously an organ harvesting operation. Actually it turned out that the guy who was running it wanted to create a quasi-paramilitary organization. There were so many horror stories about the place in the news that the landlord evicted everyone. (Gotta say, though, that I like the organ harvesting scheme better.)

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9/11, Africa, and Being Alone: now you kno! In 2002, Kenyan Masai tribespeople donated 14 cows to to the U.S to help with the aftermath of 9/11. nowyoukno.com thestoicgod: hutchj: thestoicgod: velocicrafter: markingatlightspeed: cyanwrites: iammyfather: evilelitest2: petitepenquin: mehofkirkwall: disputedthreshermaw: natrsrants: deadcatwithaflamethrower: jadedhavok: randomthingsthatilike123: gweatherwax: awesomonster: obese-starving-artist: the-treble: nowyoukno: Source for more facts on your dash follow NowYouKno That was super nice of them. And now I’m mad that nobody told us we were given cows. Cause that’s really f*cking nice and nobody mentioned it at all. American media tends to disregard that anyone donates to the US. And then Amurricans complain about money going abroad because “nobody helped the US in our disasters.” . Also, do you know how much a cow costs? O.O It isn’t just a matter of how much a cow costs, its a matter of considering that Masai life is based around their cattle. Its their wealth, their food, and a significant part of their religion. Here’s a quote from Wikipedia: “Traditional Maasai lifestyle centres around their cattle which constitute their primary source of food. The measure of a man’s wealth is in terms of cattle and children. A herd of 50 cattle is respectable, and the more children the better. A man who has plenty of one but not the other is considered to be poor.[37] A Maasai religious belief relates that God gave them all the cattle on earth, leading to the belief that rustling cattle from other tribes is a matter of taking back what is rightfully theirs, a practice that has become much less common.[38]” So its not just “they gave us 14 cows”, its that they gave us something that is very important and significant to them, it is more than just a kind gesture that definitely deserves to be known and its a genuine shame that more people don’t know about it. Wait, you guys DON’T KNOW that we offer help to the US when you have disasters??????? Shit, down here in Brazil we not only offered to send tracking units and doctors to help in 9/11 but we wanted to send a whole lot of donations to help with Katrina (we have experience with floods down here so we knew what kind of medicine to send to prevent outbreaks).  We alone had like 2 army airplanes full of medicine and non-perishables like baby formula, diapers, bottled water, mosquito nets and other stuff that’s needed to fight opportunistic diseases that hit flooded areas, enough to assist a good few thousand people at least, ready to go the day after it hit, but your government refused the donations.  The same thing happened to the Canadians and Europeans who offered help, the US embassies around the world told us all to give money to Red Cross. And so we did, we all gave hundreds of millions of dollars to them, and then this happened: Red Cross scandals tarnish relief efforts ‘Breathtaking’ Waste and Fraud in Hurricane Aid So please, don’t you go spreading misinformation and prejudice against the rest of the world, WE DID OFFER HELP AND ORGANIZED IT EVEN FASTER THAN BUSH DID, BUT Y’ALL REFUSED IT.  Oh wow I had no idea this happened it’s really not talked about in media at all wow this is something good to know about wow I’m so angry. I didn’t know that other countries tried to help after 9/11 or Katrina. Like, that’s something we, the people, should hear about and we don’t. Please don’t blame us for the shitty decisions our government makes. We don’t have as much control over our government as we would like to think and they keep a lot from us. Spread this shit.  After Katrina, Cuba donated several hundred blankets. Think about that. A country that is suffering economically due directly to the US embargo offered to help us when we needed it by sending what they could. And once again, it was refused. We have a government that is so self-righteous that we refuse to accept disaster aid in order to maintain this facade that we are the most generous nation on earth. Okay, Katrina thing.Only Texans really knows this? and even then it’s not wide spread.Mexico sent their army.They sent their army for relief efforts. Didn’t call ahead, they drove all the way to San Antonio with doctors and food and all sorts of supplies.When people actually got a call from them saying “Hey, we’re sending people up.”The people who answered said “What? We can’t…”“Too late, already there.”This was while the government was turning down help.So yeah, other countries send relief.Forest fires up in Washington last year? Firefighters from Australia came up to assist.Like… we don’t hear about this shit. At all. I can second the above with the fires.  Most the time, when people say “oh FEMA or something sent people right?” re: fires, its actually people from other countries showing up and kinda ignoring the government telling them to fuck off and staying on behalf of local departments because we REALLY need them.  If there’s a huge ass disaster, and the government is sitting there with a thumb up it’s ass, help is offered and most the time– shit, it gets there!But then the feds do something really fucking dirty.They insist they were the help, if it’s talked about at all.  They insist those people putting out fires were federal people, because to most people a fireman’s a fireman. The people handing out water and food, a relief worker is a relief worker. So on and so forth.  We had people come up when the fires were so bad a while ago– not the Australians, but i think there was like a German group of like 3 guys that flew themselves over? They came out of sheer “this is horrible and we’re helping” and my dad [local fire chief] had them working with our guys and the feds lost no time telling every news outlet that it was THEIR people doing all the fire knockdowns and structure work when these guys were running into buildings and grabbing people, pets, and people’s important documents because they knew papers were a pain in the ass to replace.  What you gotta understand is that our government is very intent on selling us and the rest of the world [as much as possible] the idea of a powerful and self reliant country. All our reporting on disasters, starts with the scaremongering and then moves to “but our people can handle it because we’re the best at handling things” and then they move on before the idea it’s out of control comes to mind. The average person outside of the disaster has no idea, if they have never been around such an event or met someone who regularly deals with these things, they will kinda probably nod along with that. Because we have no real scope on the scale and impact– by design. Our media intake is very controlled to slant everything to the “eh, we can handle it and everyone else out there– they need our help because they’re not so good at handling disasters like we are.”People who know better, reading international news, interacting with international social groups, looking outside their sphere of community– we know better but that kinda slant is really hard to break from because of that grip American media has on information.So, taking that knowledge, we further have restricted reporting on certain disasters because they’re considered unimportant. Hurricanes are considered important, earthquakes are only considered important if it wrecks something the government cares about or somewhere a couple million people live that they’ll upset the national money flow/they can throw money at someone to make the news care, floods are only important if it’s in a similar manner to earthquakes but since they occur annually they’re rarely reported on nationally, mudslides that kill people or leave hundreds homeless aren’t important to the government even through they happen constantly, wildfires that consume most of the nation/continent each year generally are unimportant until they consume a town or threaten a government interest/money flow location. Terrorist attacks are always important because people will talk about them. So, when we do get help for any of the above, it’s possible that most people may have no idea about what’s happened, let alone that help’s been sent. Or if people know something happened, the details are vague– the news don’t care to give the nitty gritty. You’ll know something happened and people are suffering and “gee, isn’t it good you’re not them” and then now the weather. So, yeah, basically no one really knows we get help. International response to Hurricane Katrina: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/International_response_to_Hurricane_Katrina  We got HELLA help, but nobody really talks about it American Media really fails regularly  Hurricane Sandy, Quebec sends power line crews down to assist in restoring power.  California gets rid of water bombers due to budget cuts, Canada sends theirs down to help fight wild fires. Amazing what living on the border and having outside TV News does to your information flow. After Katrina, Denmark offered to donate water purification units so people wouldn’t get sick from drinking contaminated water, but the offer was declined. A private Danish company built a mobile satellite phone booth and drove it around the poor neighbourhoods in Mississippi and Louisiana so people could call their families and insurance companies for free (apparently there was a deadline for reporting damages but people couldn’t call in because their mobile phones were dead and landlines were down). American propaganda is not a thing of the past, nor is it a new thing. It has been around forever, telling stories of exceptionalism and self-reliance while our government tries its hardest to refuse the help of others and offer its own to them, to try and force other nations onto their back foot and remain aggressively benevolent in international matters, so that it can lord that shit over them in negotiations and the media in general.I guarantee you America would have a less jingoistic, less xenophobic populace overall if this sort of information were actually reported to us. If we weren’t always fed the lie of helping the world without any gratitude or help in return. If the media didn’t present us as world police and instead as a part of the community, as other countries try hard to include us as, then maybe Americans would actually act like they’re part of a fucking community.But global citizens are hard to monger fear and distrust and xenophobia and nationalism with. They’re hard to control with propaganda and hate. They’re hard to keep ignorant and docile and saying “this is fine” while the empire burns.A lot of Americans wonder why our country is seen as a worldwide bully. Shit like that, my friends. Shit like that. Its hubris is seemingly limitless. C O M M E N T A R Y FYI: They left out the part where America’s rudeness kicked in and turned down the offer of the cows. The US government is really tryna kill its people. Someone offered water purification units and they were like “nah,” let those tricks get sick. @hutchj how about the U.S. passed a law recently making CBD, the non-psychoactive derivative of cannabis, illegal as a Schedule A drug, EVEN THOUGH IT HAS BEEN PROVEN TO REDUCE EPILEPTIC SEIZURES IN CHILDREN TO ZERO among a dozen other ailments having been reduced to nominal levels allowing ppl to function normally (ADHD, chronic pain, IBS, menstrual cramps, Alzheimer’s, etc). Doctors around the country (that Big Pharma can’t buy off) are fighting back for their patients’ well-being. 😡
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Cute, Rude, and Saw: <p><a href="http://celticpyro.tumblr.com/post/165886427079/whatisthiscoolstuffyouspeakof-celticpyro" class="tumblr_blog">celticpyro</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://whatisthiscoolstuffyouspeakof.tumblr.com/post/165886315441/celticpyro-armedandgayngerous" class="tumblr_blog">whatisthiscoolstuffyouspeakof</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="http://celticpyro.tumblr.com/post/165886238724/armedandgayngerous-anybodyandsomebody" class="tumblr_blog">celticpyro</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://armedandgayngerous.tumblr.com/post/165880612601/anybodyandsomebody-wombatactual-gross-put-it" class="tumblr_blog">armedandgayngerous</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://anybodyandsomebody.tumblr.com/post/165874171484/wombatactual-gross-put-it-back" class="tumblr_blog">anybodyandsomebody</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://wombatactual.tumblr.com/post/165873345193/gross" class="tumblr_blog">wombatactual</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Gross</p></blockquote> <p style="">PUT IT BACK<br/></p> </blockquote> <p>rude; he just wants to fly</p> </blockquote> <p style="">This is oddly adorable.<br/></p> </blockquote> <p>Yeah, it’s cute, but for some reason I feel like it’s going to kill me.</p> </blockquote> <p style=""> <a href="https://www.tumblr.com/tagged/Sorry-it-just-looks-like-a-huge-wasp">#Sorry it just looks like a huge wasp</a><a href="https://www.tumblr.com/tagged/and-I-really-hate-wasps-and-hornets">#and I really hate wasps and hornets</a><a href="https://www.tumblr.com/tagged/they-sting-really-hard">#they sting really hard</a> </p><p>That actually looks like a Horned Rhinoceros Beetle, and while I think they’re fairly docile, I agree, big beetles really intimidate me and I don’t like them near me.<br/></p></blockquote> <p>Not gonna lie I would absolutely lose my shit if I saw that thing flying towards me</p>
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Chill, SpongeBob, and Target: <p><a href="http://constable-nugget.tumblr.com/post/163148558900/arcanine-tamer-lebritanyarmor-donzo1234" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">constable-nugget</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://arcanine-tamer.tumblr.com/post/163006733246/lebritanyarmor-donzo1234-fonzworthcutlass" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">arcanine-tamer</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://lebritanyarmor.tumblr.com/post/162936793214/donzo1234-fonzworthcutlass" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">lebritanyarmor</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://donzo1234.tumblr.com/post/162925338964/fonzworthcutlass-the-real-eye-to-see-but-they" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">donzo1234</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://fonzworthcutlass.tumblr.com/post/162924261256/the-real-eye-to-see-but-they-value-our-lives" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">fonzworthcutlass</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://the-real-eye-to-see.tumblr.com/post/162891749066/but-they-value-our-lives-even-less" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">the-real-eye-to-see</a>:</p> <blockquote> <figure data-orig-width="556" data-orig-height="224" class="tmblr-full"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/5a4df75b0eeb0c318e2ede9020433573/tumblr_inline_osyrtkoqMX1t3082v_540.png" alt="image" data-orig-width="556" data-orig-height="224"/></figure><figure data-orig-width="546" data-orig-height="299" class="tmblr-full"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/fe344ea831f36a90d71b94b586263b29/tumblr_inline_osyrtyDSO91t3082v_540.png" alt="image" data-orig-width="546" data-orig-height="299"/></figure><p>But they value our lives even less</p> </blockquote> <p>Ok but look:</p> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="322" data-orig-width="1260"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/6180725478b94a29839a97c4c1c2e549/tumblr_inline_ot0dxlybwZ1qcils9_540.jpg" data-orig-height="322" data-orig-width="1260"/></figure></blockquote> <p>I’m really screaming</p> </blockquote> <p>he was planning on eating the baby 😭</p> </blockquote> <p>Ok, as a biology major, y’all need to chill. Snakes this big are incredibly docile. They have been bred this way. Furthermore, the person taking care of this animal could not properly take care of them if they did not feed them regularly and well. This child is in no more danger than if she was sitting next to a big dog. </p> <p>Oh, and on snake yawning, the person above is wrong (<a href="http://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1002/jez.1402270316/abstract" target="_blank">SOURCE 1</a>; <a href="http://www.bio.sdsu.edu/pub/clark/Site/Publications_files/diel_cycles.pdf" target="_blank">SOURCE 2</a>)</p> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="279" data-orig-width="837"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/82990198a93349ba6718435c1a37bf04/tumblr_inline_ot4b74FmpI1rj8ssl_540.png" data-orig-height="279" data-orig-width="837"/></figure></blockquote> <p>Please don’t demonize snakes people they’re amazing creatures and clearly this one means no harm</p> </blockquote> <p>snek good frend.</p><p>snek been watching spongebob reruns wit tini hooman ol dai</p>
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Chill, Tumblr, and Animal: <p><a href="http://thespectacularspider-girl.tumblr.com/post/163121446854/concentrated-sunshine-arcanine-tamer" class="tumblr_blog">thespectacularspider-girl</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://concentrated-sunshine.tumblr.com/post/163121380865/arcanine-tamer-lebritanyarmor-donzo1234" class="tumblr_blog">concentrated-sunshine</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="http://arcanine-tamer.tumblr.com/post/163006733246/lebritanyarmor-donzo1234-fonzworthcutlass" class="tumblr_blog">arcanine-tamer</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://lebritanyarmor.tumblr.com/post/162936793214/donzo1234-fonzworthcutlass" class="tumblr_blog">lebritanyarmor</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://donzo1234.tumblr.com/post/162925338964/fonzworthcutlass-the-real-eye-to-see-but-they" class="tumblr_blog">donzo1234</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://fonzworthcutlass.tumblr.com/post/162924261256/the-real-eye-to-see-but-they-value-our-lives" class="tumblr_blog">fonzworthcutlass</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://the-real-eye-to-see.tumblr.com/post/162891749066/but-they-value-our-lives-even-less" class="tumblr_blog">the-real-eye-to-see</a>:</p> <blockquote> <figure data-orig-width="556" data-orig-height="224" class="tmblr-full"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/5a4df75b0eeb0c318e2ede9020433573/tumblr_inline_osyrtkoqMX1t3082v_540.png" alt="image" data-orig-width="556" data-orig-height="224"/></figure><figure data-orig-width="546" data-orig-height="299" class="tmblr-full"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/fe344ea831f36a90d71b94b586263b29/tumblr_inline_osyrtyDSO91t3082v_540.png" alt="image" data-orig-width="546" data-orig-height="299"/></figure><p>But they value our lives even less</p> </blockquote> <p>Ok but look:</p> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="322" data-orig-width="1260"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/6180725478b94a29839a97c4c1c2e549/tumblr_inline_ot0dxlybwZ1qcils9_540.jpg" data-orig-height="322" data-orig-width="1260"/></figure></blockquote> <p>I’m really screaming</p> </blockquote> <p>he was planning on eating the baby 😭</p> </blockquote> <p>Ok, as a biology major, y’all need to chill. Snakes this big are incredibly docile. They have been bred this way. Furthermore, the person taking care of this animal could not properly take care of them if they did not feed them regularly and well. This child is in no more danger than if she was sitting next to a big dog. </p> <p>Oh, and on snake yawning, the person above is wrong (<a href="http://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1002/jez.1402270316/abstract">SOURCE 1</a>; <a href="http://www.bio.sdsu.edu/pub/clark/Site/Publications_files/diel_cycles.pdf">SOURCE 2</a>)</p> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="279" data-orig-width="837"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/82990198a93349ba6718435c1a37bf04/tumblr_inline_ot4b74FmpI1rj8ssl_540.png" data-orig-height="279" data-orig-width="837"/></figure></blockquote> <p>How the fuck did tumblr manage to make this about race in the first posts?</p> </blockquote> <p>Because tumblr</p></blockquote>
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