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Fucking, Love, and Nasa: SO NASA..CAN YOU EXPLAIN HOW YOU GOT THAT DUNE BUGGY INSIDE THAT LUNAR MODULE? Whoa guys, I just got a wild idea. I'm just putting this out there what if it can fold up to fit inside? LRDEPLOYMENT SEQUENCE WHOA LOOK AT THAT IT CAN FOLD IN HALF TO FIT INSIDE THE LM AND THEN ALL THEY HAVE TO DO WHEN THEY GET TO THE MOON IS PULL THIS THING TO UNFOLD IT AND GET IT OUT AT THE SAME TIME THIS IS SO CLEVER I'M SHOOK yes we can THERE WAS A SHOW CALLED MOON MACHINES THAT DID AN ENTIRE ONE HOUR EPISODE ON THE LUNAR ROVER! IT WASN'T SUPPOSED TO EXIST BUT THEN SOMEONE REALIZED THERE WAS A TINY WEDGE SPACED VOID BETWEEN THE LANDING STRUTS THAT COULD FIT A TINY SOMETHING! A PAIR OF FORD EMPLOYEES FIGURED OUT HOW TO ORIGAMI DECEPTICON A TINY CAR INTO THAT SHIT AND USED A GI JOE TOY TO BUILD A MODEL VERSION THAT THEY RC DROVE INTO WERNER VON BRAUN'S OFFICE! Sorry for the all caps, but the lunar rover is honestly one of the coolest fucking engineering accomplishments of all time and deserves to be recognized as such We've got a tiny space, we might be able to fit something extra in on the descent ship. ยทHey, wouldn't it be fucking sweet if they had a moon go- kart that folded up? IT FUCKING WILL BE SWEET BECAUSE IT'S GOING TO HAPPEN NOW I always love how badly moon truthers underestimate the reality of the Apollo program Do you not immediately understand something but don't want to do any research to try to understand it? Then you might have the chops to be a conspiracy theorist! And don't worry! If you do accidentally absorb some new information that contradicts your ignorance, claim the evidence was faked! It's almost TOO easy! Sign up today!
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Ass, Bitch, and Bruh: When you see a nigga running across the street yelling, "BOONK GANG!" 290 km/h ๋‹ˆOO @typicalterome 40 Dumbass ๐Ÿ’€ - *gets in car with friend* "Wassup bro." "..." *he puts car in drive* "Aye you good?" "She broke up with me." *instantly regrets getting in car* "Aye man it's not that serio-" "10 YEARS!!! 10 YEARS WE WERE DATING. AND THEN WHEN I PROPOSED TO HER-" "You PROPOSED?" "-SHE SAID 'Were like brother and sister.' LIKE WHAT THE FUCK BRO?" "That cause you are brother and sis-" "AND WHEN I TRY TO CALL HER, SHE DOESNT ANSWER HER PHONE OR TEXTS!" "Don't y'all live togeth-" *car flies through a red light* "Aye bro just clam down. Don't do anything rash." "RASH? THE BITCH GAVE ME AN STD TOO! AN UNCURABLE ONE AT THAT!" "Holup what-" "AND THE PRICE FOR THE MEDICINE IS FUCKING INSANE BRO! I SHOULD JUST FUCKING END IT ALL RIGHT NOW, HUH?!" *car swerves into oncoming traffic* "AYE BRO CHILLLLLL!" *I grab the steering wheel* *goes back into the correct lane* *friend is crying now* *I pull over somehow* "Just let me drive, bruh." *switches seats and continues driving* "I loved her man. I really did. How could she do this to me." "Well, considering she's your sist-" "All the time I've spent with her, gone to waste." "Look man-" "I dont need your sympathy right now." "I'm not giving you sympathy dickhead you almost killed me-" "From now on, I'm gay." "Wait, what the fuck did you just say?" *puts his hand on my thigh* "You don't want to do this." "I've been eyeing you for a long ass time, bro. I fantasize about you all day. I can see our kids faces now..." "WE ARE BOTH DUDES. WE CANT GET PREGNANT!" "You're so close minded, I like that." *licks my ear* *thoughts of suicide fill my head* "DUDE STOP TOUCHING ME!" *car honks at us* "SORRY! HEY, DONT TOUCH ME THERE BRO I SWEAR TO GOD!" *goes for my zipper* *karate chops his neck but no effect* *zipper opens* *contemplates options* *sees bridge approaching* *favorite song is Stan* "ID RATHER DIE THEN HAVE MY MEAT SUCKED!" *swerves into the bridge barrier and flies off into the water* "AH!" *wakes up from nightmare in a cold sweat* *sees someone laying on top of me* *my dick is out* *squints* "Uncle?" *person dashes out of the room*
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Apple, Bad, and Beef: HOW TO REFORM HUSBANDS BY CERTAIN KINDS OF FOODS. Following is a list of foods which, according to an expert, may, when cooked for police court defendants by their wives, give them happy homes again: tough beef. turnips, leeks. fingers LAZINESS Peppers, horseradish, tobasco, chop sney, radishes NERVOUSNESS Chicken salad, hot chocolate, etring beans, WIFE-BEATING-Vegetables, nuts and cereals, jelly cake, lady UNLOVING-Steak, chops, carrots, spinach, Lima beans, cakes. COLD FEET-Buckwheat cakes, sausage, fried potatoes, shad roe. COLD HANDS-Rice, tapioca, cheese cake, pork chops, brown bread. TALKING IN SLEEP -Onions, garlic, anchovies, bolled ham, also clothes pins. SNORING-Welsh rabbit, pickled onions, bloaters, cream puffs. STAYING OUT--Canvas back duck, terrapin, ice cream, chocolate eclairs. DRINKING-Mush, milk, candy, marmalade, tit-bits, tafy STUPIDITY-Fresh fish, oatmeal, corned beef, hash, cranberry tarts. stale bread. chops. bread, citron. chicken. pudding. BAD TEMPER-Pigs' knuckles, sauerkraut, tripe, buttermilk HENPECKED Raw beef sandwiches, beans, carrots, mutton BRAIN STORM Cold water, lemonade, oatmeal gruel, corn GAMBLING-Near-foods, grated nutmeg, doughnuts, apple pie, MOLLYCODDLEBeefsteak and ontons, roast mutton, plum FLIRTING Onions. <p><a href="https://patron-saint-of-smart-asses.tumblr.com/post/160926472574/emeraldboreas-yesterdaysprint-the-akron" class="tumblr_blog">patron-saint-of-smart-asses</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://emeraldboreas.tumblr.com/post/160926159891/yesterdaysprint-the-akron-beacon-journal" class="tumblr_blog">emeraldboreas</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="http://yesterdays-print.com/post/160925958904/the-akron-beacon-journal-ohio-april-3-1907" class="tumblr_blog">yesterdaysprint</a>:</p> <blockquote><p> The Akron Beacon Journal, Ohio, April 3, 1907<br/></p></blockquote> <p>What.</p> </blockquote> <p>FLIRTING โ€“ ONIONS<br/></p></blockquote> <p>Beating your wife? Try some carrots!</p>

patron-saint-of-smart-asses: emeraldboreas: yesterdaysprint: The Akron Beacon Journal, Ohio, April 3, 1907 What. FLIRTING โ€“ ONIONS Bea...

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