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Bad, Fucking, and God: Sexy Bible Quotes, Inspired by Some Birds my Friend saw Fucking Outside her House, ao3tagoftheday: oxymoronicromantic: ao3tagoftheday: [Image Description: Tags reading “sexy bible quotes, inspired by some birds my friend saw fucking outside her house”] The AO3 Tag of the Day is: This is one hell of a non-sequitor “On the day when the Lord spoke to Moses in the land of Egypt, 29 the Lord said to Moses, “I am the Lord; tell Pharaoh king of Egypt all that I say to you.” 30 But Moses said to the Lord, “Behold, I am of uncircumcised lips. How will Pharaoh listen to me?” 7 And the Lord said to Moses, “See, I have made you like God to Pharaoh, and your brother Aaron shall be your prophet. 2 You shall speak all that I command you, and your brother Aaron shall tell Pharaoh to let the people of Israel go out of his land.” …I don’t think it’s telling anyone that they’re doing activism wrong???? Anyways. Song of Songs is sexier. Ok! First off, thanks for putting the verses in; that makes my life easier! Second, Song of Songs is undoubtedly sexy, but the phrase “uncircumcised lips” is much sexier. Here’s why:“Uncircumcised lips” is a literal translation of the Hebrew, and scholars have spent millennia trying to figure out what the fuck it means. Because, like, it’s a weird fucking phrase, let’s be real. Actually, let’s all take a moment to imagine what that might physically look like. We deserve it.Anyway, back on topic. Most scholars have ended up interpreting it as saying that Moses has some kind of speech impediment. But that’s really a stretch. I mean, if that’s what was meant, why not say, “a man of broken speech” or something like that? No, I think the meaning of that phrase is a lot simpler.Circumcision is the sign of the Jewish covenant with G-d. In this period of the Bible, after G-d and Abraham made the covenant but before the Law was given at Mt. Sinai, circumcision was the single, defining thing that set the Jewish people apart from everyone else. So what does it mean to have uncircumcised lips? I submit that to speak with uncircumcised lips is to speak with a non-Jewish voice.But Moses is Jewish! Why would his voice not be? Because, Moses is unique among the Jewish people. He wasn’t raised as a slave. That’s what the Jewish people are in this period and have been for hundreds of years. They’re slaves. For generations, that slavery has defined and warped their culture. Moses has never been a slave and has never lived among his people who are. He may be Jewish, but his understanding of his people, and therefore his ability to speak for them, is non-existent.So G-d tells Moses to speak to Pharoah on behalf of the Jewish people and Moses says no. How will he speak for his people, advocate for them, demand their freedom, when he can’t speak with their voice? He can’t do it and he tells G-d no. No, I won’t speak for the slaves when I am free. It’s not my place.So what does G-d say? He says Moses is right. He tells Moses to give G-d’s message to Aaron, a man who has been a slave all his life, and let Aaron go to Pharoah and speak for the Jewish people. Because Aaron is of them, understands them, their pain, their oppression, in a way that Moses, a free man, can’t and never will. Aaron speaks with a truly Jewish voice, with circumcised lips, so he must be the one who speaks for the Jewish people.So basically, G-d tells Moses to speak over an oppressed group he isn’t a part of, Moses says “no that’s bad activism”, and G-d says “you’re right oppressed people should speak and direct their own fight against oppression.”In conclusion, sure, the Song of Songs is sexy, but have you ever tried telling G-d that he needs to work harder to prioritize marginalized voices?
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Click, Tumblr, and Blog: vacationadventuresociety: (click pic for HQ) Warped Tour @ Germain Amphitheater Columbus, OH. 18/06/05

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Tumblr, Blog, and Charlotte: emogothchildren: TEI QA with Palaye Royale, Warped Tour, Charlotte NC, Jul 30 2018

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Blowjob, Food, and Fuck You: Table for two. WOULD YouBy low, beeastfeeding mothers are not protected from harassment and | sponsored by EAT a HERE?com, becuse a baby should never be nurtured where nature cals relusal of service in public, ofeen forcing them to feed in secluded spaces uch as piublie bathrooms To heip take a stand, vist: whennutdurecals Private dining. wou" ou | By low, breastfeeding mother"" not protected from hareomer refunal of service in public, ofeen forcing them to feed in secluded spaces such ns public bathroom. To help take ฏิ stand, visit: whennurturecall มd oponsored by: EAT HERE?cobecause a bby should never be nurtured where nature calls Bon appetit. al of senice in public aften forcing thm to feed in secluded spaces auch es puble bethwooms To help teke a stand viait whenunturecel HERE?ombeceuse a baby should never be nurtured whore neture cnls <p><a href="http://elliegalaxies.tumblr.com/post/114229998013/the-anti-fandom-littlezombiekid" class="tumblr_blog">elliegalaxies</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://the-anti-fandom.tumblr.com/post/107560324839/littlezombiekid-the-uncensored-she-women" class="tumblr_blog">the-anti-fandom</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://littlezombiekid.tumblr.com/post/90751747601" class="tumblr_blog">littlezombiekid</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://the-uncensored-she.tumblr.com/post/86458837941/women-should-not-be-forced-to-fucking-feed-their" class="tumblr_blog">the-uncensored-she</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><b>Women should NOT be forced to feed their babies in a bathroom, all because we live in a misogynistic, porn-warped society that’s been brainwashed to believe that female breasts used for anything other than male pleasure is “indecent”. Support public breast feeding and end the porn culture.</b></p> </blockquote> <p>Forever reblog</p> </blockquote> <p>No. I’m eating. I don’t wanna see you hang out your goddamn tits while I have food. My kids don’t wanna see it. It’s not some misogynistic ideal, it’s fucking public indecency. Can I take my cock out under the table and feed my wife/girlfriend?<br/>No?<br/>Fuck you</p> </blockquote> <p>i genuinely cannot believe that you just compared a blowjob to breastfeeding oh my fucking god </p> <p>getting a blowjob is a sexual thing and it also does not ‘feed’ anyone whereas breastfeeding is literally not even a sexual thing a baby is having food that they need to live like it’s nowhere near on the same level as getting a blowjob omg</p> <p>if you are uncomfortable seeing a woman breastfeeding then that is <i>your</i> problem because <i>you</i> have oversexualised breasts so much that you can’t even stand seeing them being used for their actual purpose and also you’re an idiot</p> <p>go eat your dinner in a public bathroom, you trash bag</p> </blockquote> <p>Friendly reminder that women breast-feeding in public wasn’t even considered taboo until a few decades ago.</p><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="770" data-orig-width="655"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/54fb4e33d5113e6d54cb8a2185b6da3c/tumblr_pcourvQmcq1rw09tq_1280.jpg" data-orig-height="770" data-orig-width="655"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="623" data-orig-width="500"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/5073818b47e3bf42f24d60efbc7cb2e1/tumblr_pcourwsBh41rw09tq_500.jpg" data-orig-height="623" data-orig-width="500"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="640" data-orig-width="404"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/8e61c444914d411246740e0b760f5501/tumblr_pcourw9Yh91rw09tq_500.jpg" data-orig-height="640" data-orig-width="404"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="600" data-orig-width="479"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/d97f42f00c81c3a02f58ac97af76c160/tumblr_pcourxgI0b1rw09tq_500.jpg" data-orig-height="600" data-orig-width="479"/></figure><p>Yes, that last one is literally a religious icon of Mary breast-feeding baby Jesus. If it’s good enough for religious artists from hundreds of years ago it’s good enough for me.</p>
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Click, Tumblr, and Blog: vacationadventuresociety: (click pic for HQ) Warped Tour @ Gorge Amphitheater Lot, Seattle, WA. 10/07/04

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Bruh, Drinking, and Money: <p><a href="https://intjint.tumblr.com/post/175837023001/libertarirynn-intjint-libertarirynn" class="tumblr_blog">intjint</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/175836975554/intjint-libertarirynn-libertarirynn-hey" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://intjint.tumblr.com/post/175836827896/libertarirynn-libertarirynn-hey-folks-being" class="tumblr_blog">intjint</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/175836721209/libertarirynn-hey-folks-being-that-its" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/175177130134/hey-folks-being-that-its-summertime-and-i-work" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Hey folks!</p> Being that it’s summertime and I work at a school, my funds are somewhat limited at the moment and I’m trying to supplement them by rebooting my product offerings in my craft store. So I’m excited to announce two new products: personalized water bottles/coffee tumblers and vinyl record art! <p>Basic price list for cups/bottles: </p> <p>Small water bottle(17 oz)- $15 or two for $20</p> <p>Medium coffee tumbler (20 oz)-$25</p> <p>Large coffee tumbler (30oz)-$35-$40</p> <p>They can be coated in glitter, lightly glittered, or no glitter at all. All drinking implements are coated in a few layers of epoxy resin, so the paint will never come off.</p> <p> Vinyl art $15-25, I offer abstract designs and I can monogram them or stencil on short phrases. </p> <p>PM me for product details, orders, and exact pricing!</p> </blockquote> <p>Sharing again because I could <i>really</i> use some extra money. Had some unexpected expenses come up and I don’t get a reliable paycheck for another month :/</p> </blockquote> <p>Wait vinyl art, like…LPs??</p> </blockquote><p>Yep! I also warp old records to make funky wall art and catchall bowls 😄</p><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="1280" data-orig-width="960"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/69fc2633514767fa3aa1c243f505a3f2/tumblr_pbsf0tzz1a1rw09tq_540.jpg" data-orig-height="1280" data-orig-width="960"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="1280" data-orig-width="960"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/cbba868bfc815728a35acfc2cf170506/tumblr_pbsf0tK4Kw1rw09tq_540.jpg" data-orig-height="1280" data-orig-width="960"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="1280" data-orig-width="960"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/ab6c1ef3f0a2ce3de3829b816c052497/tumblr_pbsf0unRkl1rw09tq_540.jpg" data-orig-height="1280" data-orig-width="960"/></figure></blockquote> <p>Bruh! I am seriously considering the warped record art. My housemate and I are turning our living room onto a classic rock themed room and that (regardless of genre) would go great with it! </p></blockquote> <p>Yeah I think they make really great decorations! Just hit me up if you want one 😄</p>

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Drinking, Lol, and Money: <p><a href="http://angusfreehand.tumblr.com/post/175837123628/libertarirynn-intjint-libertarirynn" class="tumblr_blog">angusfreehand</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/175836975554/intjint-libertarirynn-libertarirynn-hey" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="https://intjint.tumblr.com/post/175836827896/libertarirynn-libertarirynn-hey-folks-being" class="tumblr_blog">intjint</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/175836721209/libertarirynn-hey-folks-being-that-its" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/175177130134/hey-folks-being-that-its-summertime-and-i-work" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Hey folks!</p> Being that it’s summertime and I work at a school, my funds are somewhat limited at the moment and I’m trying to supplement them by rebooting my product offerings in my craft store. So I’m excited to announce two new products: personalized water bottles/coffee tumblers and vinyl record art! <p>Basic price list for cups/bottles: </p> <p>Small water bottle(17 oz)- $15 or two for $20</p> <p>Medium coffee tumbler (20 oz)-$25</p> <p>Large coffee tumbler (30oz)-$35-$40</p> <p>They can be coated in glitter, lightly glittered, or no glitter at all. All drinking implements are coated in a few layers of epoxy resin, so the paint will never come off.</p> <p> Vinyl art $15-25, I offer abstract designs and I can monogram them or stencil on short phrases. </p> <p>PM me for product details, orders, and exact pricing!</p> </blockquote> <p>Sharing again because I could <i>really</i> use some extra money. Had some unexpected expenses come up and I don’t get a reliable paycheck for another month :/</p> </blockquote> <p>Wait vinyl art, like…LPs??</p> </blockquote> <p>Yep! I also warp old records to make funky wall art and catchall bowls 😄</p> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="1280" data-orig-width="960"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/69fc2633514767fa3aa1c243f505a3f2/tumblr_pbsf0tzz1a1rw09tq_540.jpg" data-orig-height="1280" data-orig-width="960"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="1280" data-orig-width="960"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/cbba868bfc815728a35acfc2cf170506/tumblr_pbsf0tK4Kw1rw09tq_540.jpg" data-orig-height="1280" data-orig-width="960"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="1280" data-orig-width="960"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/ab6c1ef3f0a2ce3de3829b816c052497/tumblr_pbsf0unRkl1rw09tq_540.jpg" data-orig-height="1280" data-orig-width="960"/></figure></blockquote> <p>BUTCHER!!!!!<br/></p></blockquote> <p>Relax, they’re old garbage records that were either warped and scratched already anyway or mass produced stuff like readers digest. I would never destroy quality records lol</p>

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Anaconda, Bitch, and Charlie: 'queen bitch Zinnia' @ZJemptv-3m Is this a real song? This reads like something Charlie would sing on Always Sunny Ding Dong, It's Me (the Weird Man) By: The Big Bopper Oooo0ooooooooh Good Morning! Wake up, you sweet darlin! Ding dong goes the doorbell, baby I'm yellin at you, sweet baby lady Ooooooh, scrumptious! I am the big weird man Knocking on your door Wake up, baby, I brought a ham Owwwwwcheewahwah, toddler Ding Dong Ding Dong Ding Dong I'm here now wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wee wah wow my mom was Humpty Dumpty My dad was Dracula <p><a href="http://deadbilly.tumblr.com/post/169002723547/shitpost-senpai-thebeachboys" class="tumblr_blog">deadbilly</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://shitpost-senpai.tumblr.com/post/168978655805/thebeachboys-askinnyblackman-korolevcross" class="tumblr_blog">shitpost-senpai</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="http://thebeachboys.tumblr.com/post/168740718457/askinnyblackman-korolevcross" class="tumblr_blog">thebeachboys</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://askinnyblackman.tumblr.com/post/161745524882/korolevcross-somethinggenericyetfunny" class="tumblr_blog">askinnyblackman</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://korolevcross.tumblr.com/post/151650152637">korolevcross</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://somethinggenericyetfunny.tumblr.com/post/151629156133">somethinggenericyetfunny</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://tripropellant.tumblr.com/post/151622456753">tripropellant</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>i looked this guy up to check if this was real and almost every single video on youtube that has audio of his music is blocked in the USA and doesn’t even show up unless you see them in playlists</p> </blockquote> <p>For those that want to listen to it, it’s even better than you’re imagining.</p> <p><a href="http://vocaroo.com/i/s1H2mSa41a0J">http://vocaroo.com/i/s1H2mSa41a0J</a><br/></p> </blockquote> <p>what the fuck is going on. surely this is by someone else this can’t actually be a real song. “i am the big weird man” doesn’t even turn up any results on Google so either you made this song on the spot or it’s a 100% real thing by the big bopper himself</p> </blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-embed tmblr-full" data-provider="youtube" data-orig-width="459" data-orig-height="344" data-url="https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3D7tcygOGHsWY"><iframe width="540" height="405" id="youtube_iframe" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/7tcygOGHsWY?feature=oembed&amp;enablejsapi=1&amp;origin=https://safe.txmblr.com&amp;wmode=opaque" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen=""></iframe></figure></blockquote> <p>fun fact: the reason this is so rare is the recording was actually found at the site of the plane crash that killed him, ritchie valens, and buddy holly, and remained unreleased for some time. the heat from the crash warped the master tape a bit, which gives the recording its slightly wavy out of tune feeling. regardless, it survived, while the three rock and roll pioneers did not. Very eerie.. </p> </blockquote> <figure data-orig-height="250" data-orig-width="250"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/c663796d079d3205ce4dd185c91b93ed/tumblr_inline_p1lf7iKEza1s3cj0w_540.gif" data-orig-height="250" data-orig-width="250"/></figure></blockquote> <p>That recording sounds way too modern to be authentic. The drums especially sound like a drum machine. </p></blockquote>
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Another, Step, and Lights: <p>99% sure if you step where all those lights meet you get warped into another dimension.</p>

99% sure if you step where all those lights meet you get warped into another dimension.

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Bones, Google, and Memes: A giant 3-fingered hand was found in late 2016 in a Peruvian desert tunnel. Some believe that it is a hoax, but a physician reported that it is biological and composed of skin and bone. X-rays show 6 bones in each finger and experts estimate that the hand belongs to an individual that is 2.7-3m tall! The finger does not belong to any of the three-fingered creatures known to this Earth Radiocarbon and DNA tests are planned for later this year. A group of self-proclaimed paranormal researchers claim they have found a giant claw with belonging to an alien in caves in Peru. They believe the 'giant three-fingered hand', which has fingers at least eight inches long and was allegedly found in tunnels near the ancient city of Cusco, belonged to an alien or ancient human-like creature. The group also claim to have found an elongated alien-like skull close to where they allegedly discovered the hand. The claims have not been verified by a scientist or researchers from any recognised institution. Brien Foerster, a 'paranormal researcher' who runs a tour company in Peru, was allegedly handed the mysterious item by the group. He said he took the discovery to some unnamed 'experts' who conducted tests and found the hand had six bones in each finger. Humans have just five. The 'research team' allegedly used x-rays to conclude the hand and skull were 'genuine biological objects', meaning they are real bone and contain skin tissues. It is claimed the team now plan to conduct DNA testing on the mysterious discovery in the USA later this year. 🤔 Source: https:-www.google.ca-amp-www.dailymail.co.uk-news-article-4097782-amp-Is-proof-ALIENS-Peru-Mysterious-giant-claw-warped-skulls-unearthed-tunnels-deep-South-American-desert.html 📷: @beyondsciencetv Consciousvibrancy

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Fake, Google, and Memes: Why the Earth is "shaped like a pear" Oblate Spheroid "An oblate spheroid is a surface of revolution obtained by rotating an ellipse about its minor axis (Hilbert and Cohn-Vossen 1999, p. 10). To first approximation, the shape assumed by a rotating fluid (including the Earth, which is "fluid" over astronomical time scales) is an oblate spheroid." As we all know, not everything said or read is to be interpreted literally. The first image to appear when searching "Oblate Spheroid" in Google search, and would you look at that.. It looks like a regular old sphere. So let's get a few things straight. An oblate sphere and a sphere can be practically identical, or not at all. Let's imagine a pizza chef tossing a ball of dough into the air. As he tosses it, the ball goes from spherical, to a slightly flattened shape. This flattening is due to the angular momentum of the dough. The moment the ball of dough becomes flattened and warped at its equator, it becomes an oblate spheroid. (Same as if you add .01mm to opposite sides of a square, it will technically be a rectangle) Even though it is nearly identical to its beginning state. However, as it keeps spinning, it flattens out more and more, until it becomes a delicious disk of pizza goodness. Slap some cheese and sauce on there and you've got yourself one tasty science experiment. I digress. Anyways, the warping of an objects equator is highly dependent upon its angular momentum, size, etc. and because the earth is not made of dough, it doesn't quite flatten out completely. However, it does warp slightly around its equator. This work was presented by Isaac Newton 4 centuries ago, and has been verified nearly just as long ago. (Minus the pizza analogy). And because we know the laws of physics are the same for any observer in any reference frame (thanks to Einstein), we know the same laws that apply to the pizza dough on earth also applies to planets, moons, or any object with an angular momentum. That's right .. Our moon is an oblate spheroid as well. Now say you wanna post up that delicious pizza onto the IG because that's what any normal person would do .. Just because you put that Valencia filter onto it doesn't mean that it's a FAKE pizza. It just means it was edited or filtered to look better! NeilDeGrasseTyson dough oblate oblatespheroid earth pearshape The bulge around the equator is approximately 42km. Compared to a 25,000 mile circumference, this is hardly noticeable. Nevertheless, it is there. Science > Opinion

As we all know, not everything said or read is to be interpreted literally. The first image to appear when searching "Oblate Spheroid" in Go...

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