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Click, Fucking, and Funny: N THE text in MSPa Do r rotate omegapausestuck: koobaxion: alphaplayfree: alienpapacy: you ever see an image and think “i may see something as funny as this again, but never anything funnier” ALL RIGHT YOU LITTLE SHITS GET READY TO LEARN SOMETHING yOU WANNA ROTATE TEXT?! well mod 5ider has got the fucking t r i c k s homie Step one: Type something. P E R F E C T. sTEP TWO: FIND THE RESIZE OPTION. You see that little resize button on your menu? Yeah, that’s the one. you can just click that shit! On older versions of MS Paint there isn’t this option, but you can always find it with a quick right-click. THERE IT FUCKING IS!!!!!  STEP THREE: STRETCH AND SKEW When you click resize, this menu comes up. I’m sure you all have seen this menu before, but for those who don’t, I’ll clue you in. The top options control the length and respective width of your artwork. you can choose to alter them separately, or all together Using that little “Maintain Aspect Ration” checkbox there, but that’s not important right now. wHat we’re focusing on is that skew option on the botttom. with that you can t i l t whatever image yuo have on your screen to the left to the right up and down. “BUT 5IDER!!!!!” you say, “THAT DOESN’T LOOK ROTATED AT ALL” wELL HOLD ON TO YOUR LUG NUTS BECAUSE I T ’ S T I M E F O R STEP 4: ULTRA COMBOOOOOOOO!!!!! now, comes the fun part. unlike its aspect ratio locked cousin, the stretch and skew options work independently from one another. So, you can do things like  and But that’s neither here nor there… what gets REALLY interesting is when your ratios are in opposite directions.. HOME RUN! Now, before I let you go, I found out through trial and error that an angle doesn’t exactly match up with its negative dimension… (Step 5: Angular ratios) See? there’s a little offset between vertical and horizontal if your expect your text to appear natural instead of tilted. The only places that this offset reaches zero is at 90° (of course) and the rare and extremely dangerous 45° rotations. Fortunately, I’ve already mapped out a few angles that I find are very useful in my works so, for your viewing pleasure… i present my handy dandy graph All you have to do is match up your desired angle up to its respective complement and you have quickly and efficiently rotated your first word in MS Paint. Have fun! You know, you guys really seemed to enjoy this post. Should I do more MS Paint tutorials in the future?
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Ass, Baseball, and Fall: jpg (46 KB, 1024x683) No.46363786 Anonymous 18 min. ago >be me >working register at mcd's like a fucking wagie mom and son come up >absolute units, their hands were fucking round perfectly fucking round, like a baseball little blob holding a small fish bowl, maybe they came back from Walmart after getting a fish poor fish, probably doesn't even get his ration of the fish food one of those families that has each family member go up to order for themselves hate these kinds of families mama blob starts ordering out of breath from standing in line >slams her elbows down onto the counter to rest while ordering could have fucking swore i heard the counter rumble yaah *pant* could i have a *pant* ahhhhh *pant* big Mac *pant* make that two actually... *pant* no three.... and a *pant* basket of fries and *pant* a large diet coke sweat beads fall down from her chins onto the table breathes in sharply struggles to take elbows off of table finally accomplishes the task finally accomplishes the task two huge wet marks take up the register section those are her fucking elbows her elbows actually fucking sweated little blob comes up to order "can i have 2 big Macs pant* a basket of fries.. *pant* make that two actually *pant* and a large diet Coke *pant* brings fish bowl out onto counter "and... *pant* fill this up *pant* with chocolate *pant* milkshake >a fucking fishbowl sorry, our largest size is a large. we cannot fill things that aren't McDonalds cups mama blob starts throwing a tantrum "HE WANTS HIS FUCKING MILKSHAKE SO GIVE IT TO HIM" maam, we cann >"LET ME SPEAK TO YOUR GOD DAMN MANAGER go get manager >he just repeats what I said tells her she can buy about 10 large milkshakes to fill it if she wants "DAS TOO EXPENSIVE!!!" "TOO MUCH CALORIES!!!" >me and manager stare at each other did she really just say that mama blob sees us looking at each other cont. whole restaurant has been quiet this whole time just looking at us >mama blob hears something turns her body to look backward >a gentle greasy breeze hits me >sees a couple people snickering turns back around "YOURE EMBARRASSING ME!!" >me and manager stay silent tears start to well up in her eyes could have just been sweat though face turns redder grabs her son's hand "WE'RE NEVER EATING HERE AGAIN!" >something deep down told me that wasn't true >pulls her son's hand waddles out hear her panting as she opens the door notice something >me and manager both notice it look at each other there was something brown in the middle of Hammy's ass could it be could it fucking be look at her legs brown liquid streaking the inside of her right leg >she sharted >she actually fucking sharted and left a brown trail had to febreeze the fuck out of that place for 5 minutes janitor almost puked cleaning it up Hammy & Boy: A Shitty Quest for Fishbowl Milkshake
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Anime, Cats, and Click: #got #aesthetic #ships e direction | #dank memes ration #anime #harry pot #orbs #101 #artís e # ny immortal #fandometrics cats #omg #the discours battlemachinecourtney: support: staff: Tag filtering is here Don’t see what you don’t wanna see In our ongoing effort to help you all determine your own experience here on Tumblr, we’re launching one of our most requested features: the ability to filter out posts from your dashboard based on their tags. Trying to avoid #Star Wars spoilers? Filter them out. Need a break from all the #holiday excitement this month? Sheesh, fine. Filter it out. It’s your dashboard. Groom it well. Where do I set up a tag filter? In your settings! You’ll find it in your general settings on mobile, under “Filtering.” On the web, you’ll find it in your account settings, also under “Filtering.” That makes sense. Will I know when stuff is being filtered out? Yup. Just like with Safe Mode, you’ll see a placeholder in your dashboard wherever something is being hidden. If you actually do want to see it, you can click/tap on it, and it’ll appear. I follow some real nimrods. How can I stop seeing their posts? Unfollow them! And if they’re really being a jerk, block them. And if they’re truly being hateful, report them. Anything else I should know? Sure. There are lots of other tools for making Tumblr the Tumblr you want to see. You can read about them all in our help center. 3 Tumblr One thing to note: As its name implies, tag filtering relies on a post’s tags to tell it what’s what. It can’t filter based on the full text used in a post, or sense subtle references or sarcasm. So be a good neighbor and tag accurately and often. 🏷 Is this real? Is mobile blacklist finally happening???
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Anime, Cats, and Click: #got #aesthetic #ships e direction | #dank memes ration #anime #harry pot #orbs #101 #artís e # ny immortal #fandometrics cats #omg #the discours riddare-av-sorg: shitmemesforshitteens: teenhearts: staff: Tag filtering is here Don’t see what you don’t wanna see In our ongoing effort to help you all determine your own experience here on Tumblr, we’re launching one of our most requested features: the ability to filter out posts from your dashboard based on their tags. Trying to avoid #Star Wars spoilers? Filter them out. Need a break from all the #holiday excitement this month? Sheesh, fine. Filter it out. It’s your dashboard. Groom it well. Where do I set up a tag filter? In your settings! You’ll find it in your general settings on mobile, under “Filtering.” On the web, you’ll find it in your account settings, also under “Filtering.” That makes sense. Will I know when stuff is being filtered out? Yup. Just like with Safe Mode, you’ll see a placeholder in your dashboard wherever something is being hidden. If you actually do want to see it, you can click/tap on it, and it’ll appear. I follow some real nimrods. How can I stop seeing their posts? Unfollow them! And if they’re really being a jerk, block them. And if they’re truly being hateful, report them. Anything else I should know? Sure. There are lots of other tools for making Tumblr the Tumblr you want to see. You can read about them all in our help center. 3 Tumblr wow since staff finally did something the xkit guy had figured out years ago, lmk if u need anything special tagged so u can blacklist on mobile too Now every single one of you can blacklist asks from me if you want to. I’ll come up with a tag for it soon so that y’all are only blocking mine though. @my mutuals, pls tag ur tiddies
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Apple, Bad, and Food: >1 , 0:24 / 14:48 1951 Korean War RCI Oldest Cigarette Ever Smoked Accessory Can MRE Food Ration Review Steve1989 MREinfo Subscribe 265,222 717,493 views Add to Share More 1 155 Published on Jan 26, 2016 http://www.mremarketplace.com/ www.mreinfo.com SHOW MORE COMMENTS 1,847 Add a public comment. Top comments daniel lee 8 months ago Hello steve. I'm 83 year old now, I fought in the Korean war. I am Korean. It is so good to see again those Combat Foods Actually i can't remember all of them but the only thing i do know is that chewing Gum. Haha. Yes. That old gum. I always thought it was..differrent flavour. As i remember it tasted like...nearly an apple, but i guess my remembrance isn't that accurate now. One of my friends name was James. Yes he was an US Army, and i guess he was in the 3 company or something...It's too long time ago.So James brouht me that Combat Food one day. I ate them with my Korean soldier friends. Although we did not much know about what that'Coffee' was. Haha. Now i love coffee. I very regret that we didn't drink that coffee. So very Nostalgia...Guessing by your youtube account, your birth year is 1989, right? My grand son has born in the same year. Thank you for uploading this. And very sorry for my bad English. Sincerely in south Korea, from An old veteran. Have a good day steve Show less Reply: 483 View all 22 replies <p>Korean war veteran leaves the most wholesome comment of all time. via /r/wholesomememes <a href="http://ift.tt/2mjOjUj">http://ift.tt/2mjOjUj</a></p>

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