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Community, Crush, and Dad: Kaitl @itzzkait For anyone who says that "love, simon isn't important" jade @loserichie in 2014 l came out to my mom as bisexual, & she told me she would never look at me the same, I cried in the bathroom for 6 hours & my entire family ignored me for days. I was called disgusting & my dad told me l'd "get over it eventually" my mom tried to force me to be straight 3/23/18, 12:54 AM jade @loserichie in 2016 I told my mom I had a crush on a girl, we cried in a parking lot & she told me she wasn't okay with it, I asked the girl out anyways. In 2017 I flew over 4000 miles to meet this girl as we celebrated being together for over a year, we had our first kiss: on a feeris wheel 3/23/18, 12:54 AM jade @loserichie It's 2018, tonight I saw love simon with my mom, after a 4 year journey of teaching her to love me for who l am, she grabbed my hand in the theatre while simon came out to his family, & mouthed "im sorry" to me with tears in her eyes because when I came out l never got acceptance 3/23/18, 12:54 AM jade @loserichie 3/23/18 when we were leaving the theatre she talked to me about my girlfriend proudly without caring that other people could hear us, something she would've never done even just a year ago 3 ,00 19.6K jade @loserichie 3/23/18 my mom had always been mad at me for not coming out sooner, she had been mad because I was different, but love simon gave her a glimpse on how hard it is to accept yourself as someone in the Igbt+ community, tonight my mom has accepted me more than she ever has 31,614 614 20.7K D 20.7K 2
Community, Crush, and Dad: Kaitl @itzzkait For anyone who says that "love, simon isn't important" jade @loserichie in 2014 l came out to my mom as bisexual, & she told me she would never look at me the same, I cried in the bathroom for 6 hours & my entire family ignored me for days. I was called disgusting & my dad told me l'd "get over it eventually" my mom tried to force me to be straight 3/23/18, 12:54 AM jade @loserichie in 2016 I told my mom I had a crush on a girl, we cried in a parking lot & she told me she wasn't okay with it, I asked the girl out anyways. In 2017 I flew over 4000 miles to meet this girl as we celebrated being together for over a year, we had our first kiss: on a feeris wheel 3/23/18, 12:54 AM jade @loserichie It's 2018, tonight I saw love simon with my mom, after a 4 year journey of teaching her to love me for who l am, she grabbed my hand in the theatre while simon came out to his family, & mouthed "im sorry" to me with tears in her eyes because when I came out l never got acceptance 3/23/18, 12:54 AM jade @loserichie 3/23/18 when we were leaving the theatre she talked to me about my girlfriend proudly without caring that other people could hear us, something she would've never done even just a year ago 3 ,00 19.6K jade @loserichie 3/23/18 my mom had always been mad at me for not coming out sooner, she had been mad because I was different, but love simon gave her a glimpse on how hard it is to accept yourself as someone in the Igbt+ community, tonight my mom has accepted me more than she ever has 31,614 614 20.7K D 20.7K 2
Community, Crush, and Dad: Kaitl @itzzkait For anyone who says that "love, simon isn't important" jade @loserichie in 2014 l came out to my mom as bisexual, & she told me she would never look at me the same, I cried in the bathroom for 6 hours & my entire family ignored me for days. I was called disgusting & my dad told me l'd "get over it eventually" my mom tried to force me to be straight 3/23/18, 12:54 AM jade @loserichie in 2016 I told my mom I had a crush on a girl, we cried in a parking lot & she told me she wasn't okay with it, I asked the girl out anyways. In 2017 I flew over 4000 miles to meet this girl as we celebrated being together for over a year, we had our first kiss: on a feeris wheel 3/23/18, 12:54 AM jade @loserichie It's 2018, tonight I saw love simon with my mom, after a 4 year journey of teaching her to love me for who l am, she grabbed my hand in the theatre while simon came out to his family, & mouthed "im sorry" to me with tears in her eyes because when I came out l never got acceptance 3/23/18, 12:54 AM jade @loserichie 3/23/18 when we were leaving the theatre she talked to me about my girlfriend proudly without caring that other people could hear us, something she would've never done even just a year ago 3 ,00 19.6K jade @loserichie 3/23/18 my mom had always been mad at me for not coming out sooner, she had been mad because I was different, but love simon gave her a glimpse on how hard it is to accept yourself as someone in the Igbt+ community, tonight my mom has accepted me more than she ever has 31,614 614 20.7K D 20.7K 2
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Advice, Clothes, and Comfortable: [- crshirley58 1110 points 2 days ago Hey Terry, Any tips for a guy struggling to find the motivation to work out daily, and just practice better fitness on the whole? permalink A TheTerryCrews TREAT THE GYM LIKE A SPA. Yes. It has to feel good. I tell people this a lot go to the gym, and just sit there, and read a magazine, and then go home. And do this every day Go to the gym, don't even work out. Just GO Because the habit of going to the gym is more important than the work out. Because it doesn't matter what you do. You can have fun - but as long as you're having fun, you continue to do it But what happens is you get a trainer, your whole body is sore, you can't feel your legs, and you're not coming back the next day - you might not come back for a year! I worked my way up to 2 hours a day. I ENJOY my workouts. They are my peace, my joy - I get my whole head together! I value that time more than my shower! And it really gets me together. But it's a habit. There are times when I'm not even kidding there are times when I"m in the middle of a work out, and actually woke up because i am so engrained with going to the gym and being there it's that much of a habit to me. The first thing I do in the morning is work out I lay out my workout clothes the night before, and just hop in 'em So lay out your clothes, and go to the gym, and relax HaAHAHAH! But sooner or later, you WILL work out. permalink parent [S] 3497 points 2 days ago sourcedumal: secretallie: Terry Crews of Brooklyn 99 gives the best advice on physical fitness. Seriously, his Reddit AMA is the most genuinely upbeat, positive actor interview ever. Another great bit: To be honest, this was the healthiest advice for getting into working out I’ve ever read, and it really was the inspiration for me to start running and going to the gym.No judgement, no “you need to be doing this” mess. Just a simple “do what you can. and feel comfortable”

sourcedumal: secretallie: Terry Crews of Brooklyn 99 gives the best advice on physical fitness. Seriously, his Reddit AMA is the most genui...