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My bio says “Send me your best pick up line”: My bio says “Send me your best pick up line”

My bio says “Send me your best pick up line”

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Finally got to use a line shamelessly stolen from here: Finally got to use a line shamelessly stolen from here

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Maybe I should of started with a cringey pickup line: Maybe I should of started with a cringey pickup line

Maybe I should of started with a cringey pickup line

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get-inner-peace: EMERGENCY HOTLINE NUMBERSIf you see this please RE-BLOGEach RE-BLOG can save a life! If you are experiencing a medical emergency, are in danger, or are feeling suicidal, call 911 immediately. Suicide Hotline: 800-784-2433Immediate Medical Assistance: 911Crisis Call Center: 800-273-8255 or text ANSWER to 839863Crisis Text Line (U.S. only): Text HELLO to 741741Youthspace Text Line (across Canada): Text 778-783-0177 from 6 p.m. to midnight daily. Suicide National Suicide Hotline800-SUICIDE (784-2433)800-442-HOPE (4673)Twenty-four hours a day, seven days a weekhttp://www.hopeline.com National Suicide Prevention Lifeline800-273-TALK (8255)Twenty-four hours a day, seven days a weekhttp://www.suicidepreventionlifeline.org Keep reading : get-inner-peace: EMERGENCY HOTLINE NUMBERSIf you see this please RE-BLOGEach RE-BLOG can save a life! If you are experiencing a medical emergency, are in danger, or are feeling suicidal, call 911 immediately. Suicide Hotline: 800-784-2433Immediate Medical Assistance: 911Crisis Call Center: 800-273-8255 or text ANSWER to 839863Crisis Text Line (U.S. only): Text HELLO to 741741Youthspace Text Line (across Canada): Text 778-783-0177 from 6 p.m. to midnight daily. Suicide National Suicide Hotline800-SUICIDE (784-2433)800-442-HOPE (4673)Twenty-four hours a day, seven days a weekhttp://www.hopeline.com National Suicide Prevention Lifeline800-273-TALK (8255)Twenty-four hours a day, seven days a weekhttp://www.suicidepreventionlifeline.org Keep reading

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lazyshoes: libertarirynn: julad: thisdiscontentedwinter: salparadisewasright: sapphicdalliances: jonpertwee: hamfistedbunvendor: jonpertwee: I feel like this would be a slippery slope towards making it illegal for people to choose to not vote. that’s already how it is in australia That’s just so fucked up. :( Do certain medical conditions exempt you? ?????? why is it be fucked up to have compulsory voting? that’s the way it is in most democratic countries? it’s a part of being a citizen, like paying taxes and obeying speed limits? the fine for not voting is only like $50 and because of the compulsory voting law, our country bends over backwards to make it accessible: it’s always on a weekend, lasts most of the day, and is set up at schools and community centers so there’s one within easy reach of almost everybody. you can also mail your ballot or vote early if you’ll be out of the country on the day. like, IT’S EASY TO VOTE, and the penalty isn’t even that ridiculous. i don’t understand why the usa doesn’t have this, except obviously it would make it harder to literally stop minorities from voting. I think we Americans tend to forget that a lot of other countries don’t actively work to make it harder to vote. Adding to this here, in Australia you don’t have to vote. Or, more precisely, there’s no way they can tell if you ruined your ballot. You have to turn up, get your name marked off, but you can put a line through the ballot if you don’t think any of the candidates are worth voting for. Or do this: Or this: Or this: You have get your name crossed off (if you don’t want to wear the fine), but you don’t have to make your vote counted if you’re opposed to it. And it is so, so easy to vote. Stuck at work or on holidays? That’s fine. Do a postal vote. Stuck in hospital? That’s fine. They’ll go to you. Stuck in an old people’s home and can’t get around? Again, they’ll go to you. It’s amazing to me that it’s so hard for so many Americans to actually vote. If you make it compulsory, than at least the government is obligated to provide you with the means to vote. And look, I get it. Sometimes I don’t want to vote either. But I suck it up, I walk three minutes down the street, and I hope that this year they’re selling lamingtons again. Oh, and I buy a democracy sausage, which, even if all the candidates suck, makes the effort of turning up pretty worthwhile. ALSO, you can see even on the fucked up ballots that you NUMBER CANDIDATES IN ORDER OF PREFERENCE. There’s no need to calculate whether I would be throwing away my vote on the candidate that I most agree with if they’re not from a major party. I can say, I want that independent person to get in, but if not them, give me Big Party A, and if not them, that minor party person is still better that Big Party B, and I’m not giving any preference to the Lunatic Fringe Party. Our system certainly has some issues still, but I can show up to somewhere nearby, line up for a few minutes (if at all), vote exactly in line with my values (on paper, leaving a paper trail that can be recounted), and then buy a sausage and some home made cupcakes on my way out. A country’s voting system matters a hell of a lot and every citizen deserves one that makes it easy to vote and results in a government that is representational and accountable. And by the way, one time I had a bad asthma flare-up on Election Day and didn’t make it to my polling station. I got my fine in the mail, I filled out the form explaining why I couldn’t vote, no more fine. I would rather have, you know, expressed my preference for who should run my country, but they were cool with the fact that I couldn’t do it that day. I still don’t like the idea that I have to vote if I don’t want to. Why the hell should that be mandatory? Because it forces people to participate in deciding how their country is run, which is a good thing. It also forces the government to hear your opinion, which is a good thing. You can still protest the candidates by throwing away your vote, but then you have to acknowledge the fact that you decided to not to care enough to pick your favorite candidate. “Because it forces people to participate in deciding how their country is run, which is a good thing.”>Implying that we actually have any say in how the country is run: lazyshoes: libertarirynn: julad: thisdiscontentedwinter: salparadisewasright: sapphicdalliances: jonpertwee: hamfistedbunvendor: jonpertwee: I feel like this would be a slippery slope towards making it illegal for people to choose to not vote. that’s already how it is in australia That’s just so fucked up. :( Do certain medical conditions exempt you? ?????? why is it be fucked up to have compulsory voting? that’s the way it is in most democratic countries? it’s a part of being a citizen, like paying taxes and obeying speed limits? the fine for not voting is only like $50 and because of the compulsory voting law, our country bends over backwards to make it accessible: it’s always on a weekend, lasts most of the day, and is set up at schools and community centers so there’s one within easy reach of almost everybody. you can also mail your ballot or vote early if you’ll be out of the country on the day. like, IT’S EASY TO VOTE, and the penalty isn’t even that ridiculous. i don’t understand why the usa doesn’t have this, except obviously it would make it harder to literally stop minorities from voting. I think we Americans tend to forget that a lot of other countries don’t actively work to make it harder to vote. Adding to this here, in Australia you don’t have to vote. Or, more precisely, there’s no way they can tell if you ruined your ballot. You have to turn up, get your name marked off, but you can put a line through the ballot if you don’t think any of the candidates are worth voting for. Or do this: Or this: Or this: You have get your name crossed off (if you don’t want to wear the fine), but you don’t have to make your vote counted if you’re opposed to it. And it is so, so easy to vote. Stuck at work or on holidays? That’s fine. Do a postal vote. Stuck in hospital? That’s fine. They’ll go to you. Stuck in an old people’s home and can’t get around? Again, they’ll go to you. It’s amazing to me that it’s so hard for so many Americans to actually vote. If you make it compulsory, than at least the government is obligated to provide you with the means to vote. And look, I get it. Sometimes I don’t want to vote either. But I suck it up, I walk three minutes down the street, and I hope that this year they’re selling lamingtons again. Oh, and I buy a democracy sausage, which, even if all the candidates suck, makes the effort of turning up pretty worthwhile. ALSO, you can see even on the fucked up ballots that you NUMBER CANDIDATES IN ORDER OF PREFERENCE. There’s no need to calculate whether I would be throwing away my vote on the candidate that I most agree with if they’re not from a major party. I can say, I want that independent person to get in, but if not them, give me Big Party A, and if not them, that minor party person is still better that Big Party B, and I’m not giving any preference to the Lunatic Fringe Party. Our system certainly has some issues still, but I can show up to somewhere nearby, line up for a few minutes (if at all), vote exactly in line with my values (on paper, leaving a paper trail that can be recounted), and then buy a sausage and some home made cupcakes on my way out. A country’s voting system matters a hell of a lot and every citizen deserves one that makes it easy to vote and results in a government that is representational and accountable. And by the way, one time I had a bad asthma flare-up on Election Day and didn’t make it to my polling station. I got my fine in the mail, I filled out the form explaining why I couldn’t vote, no more fine. I would rather have, you know, expressed my preference for who should run my country, but they were cool with the fact that I couldn’t do it that day. I still don’t like the idea that I have to vote if I don’t want to. Why the hell should that be mandatory? Because it forces people to participate in deciding how their country is run, which is a good thing. It also forces the government to hear your opinion, which is a good thing. You can still protest the candidates by throwing away your vote, but then you have to acknowledge the fact that you decided to not to care enough to pick your favorite candidate. “Because it forces people to participate in deciding how their country is run, which is a good thing.”>Implying that we actually have any say in how the country is run

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julad: thisdiscontentedwinter: salparadisewasright: sapphicdalliances: jonpertwee: hamfistedbunvendor: jonpertwee: I feel like this would be a slippery slope towards making it illegal for people to choose to not vote. that’s already how it is in australia That’s just so fucked up. :( Do certain medical conditions exempt you? ?????? why is it be fucked up to have compulsory voting? that’s the way it is in most democratic countries? it’s a part of being a citizen, like paying taxes and obeying speed limits? the fine for not voting is only like $50 and because of the compulsory voting law, our country bends over backwards to make it accessible: it’s always on a weekend, lasts most of the day, and is set up at schools and community centers so there’s one within easy reach of almost everybody. you can also mail your ballot or vote early if you’ll be out of the country on the day. like, IT’S EASY TO VOTE, and the penalty isn’t even that ridiculous. i don’t understand why the usa doesn’t have this, except obviously it would make it harder to literally stop minorities from voting. I think we Americans tend to forget that a lot of other countries don’t actively work to make it harder to vote. Adding to this here, in Australia you don’t have to vote. Or, more precisely, there’s no way they can tell if you ruined your ballot. You have to turn up, get your name marked off, but you can put a line through the ballot if you don’t think any of the candidates are worth voting for. Or do this: Or this: Or this: You have get your name crossed off (if you don’t want to wear the fine), but you don’t have to make your vote counted if you’re opposed to it. And it is so, so easy to vote. Stuck at work or on holidays? That’s fine. Do a postal vote. Stuck in hospital? That’s fine. They’ll go to you. Stuck in an old people’s home and can’t get around? Again, they’ll go to you. It’s amazing to me that it’s so hard for so many Americans to actually vote. If you make it compulsory, than at least the government is obligated to provide you with the means to vote. And look, I get it. Sometimes I don’t want to vote either. But I suck it up, I walk three minutes down the street, and I hope that this year they’re selling lamingtons again. Oh, and I buy a democracy sausage, which, even if all the candidates suck, makes the effort of turning up pretty worthwhile. ALSO, you can see even on the fucked up ballots that you NUMBER CANDIDATES IN ORDER OF PREFERENCE. There’s no need to calculate whether I would be throwing away my vote on the candidate that I most agree with if they’re not from a major party. I can say, I want that independent person to get in, but if not them, give me Big Party A, and if not them, that minor party person is still better that Big Party B, and I’m not giving any preference to the Lunatic Fringe Party. Our system certainly has some issues still, but I can show up to somewhere nearby, line up for a few minutes (if at all), vote exactly in line with my values (on paper, leaving a paper trail that can be recounted), and then buy a sausage and some home made cupcakes on my way out. A country’s voting system matters a hell of a lot and every citizen deserves one that makes it easy to vote and results in a government that is representational and accountable. And by the way, one time I had a bad asthma flare-up on Election Day and didn’t make it to my polling station. I got my fine in the mail, I filled out the form explaining why I couldn’t vote, no more fine. I would rather have, you know, expressed my preference for who should run my country, but they were cool with the fact that I couldn’t do it that day. I still don’t like the idea that I have to vote if I don’t want to. Why the hell should that be mandatory?: julad: thisdiscontentedwinter: salparadisewasright: sapphicdalliances: jonpertwee: hamfistedbunvendor: jonpertwee: I feel like this would be a slippery slope towards making it illegal for people to choose to not vote. that’s already how it is in australia That’s just so fucked up. :( Do certain medical conditions exempt you? ?????? why is it be fucked up to have compulsory voting? that’s the way it is in most democratic countries? it’s a part of being a citizen, like paying taxes and obeying speed limits? the fine for not voting is only like $50 and because of the compulsory voting law, our country bends over backwards to make it accessible: it’s always on a weekend, lasts most of the day, and is set up at schools and community centers so there’s one within easy reach of almost everybody. you can also mail your ballot or vote early if you’ll be out of the country on the day. like, IT’S EASY TO VOTE, and the penalty isn’t even that ridiculous. i don’t understand why the usa doesn’t have this, except obviously it would make it harder to literally stop minorities from voting. I think we Americans tend to forget that a lot of other countries don’t actively work to make it harder to vote. Adding to this here, in Australia you don’t have to vote. Or, more precisely, there’s no way they can tell if you ruined your ballot. You have to turn up, get your name marked off, but you can put a line through the ballot if you don’t think any of the candidates are worth voting for. Or do this: Or this: Or this: You have get your name crossed off (if you don’t want to wear the fine), but you don’t have to make your vote counted if you’re opposed to it. And it is so, so easy to vote. Stuck at work or on holidays? That’s fine. Do a postal vote. Stuck in hospital? That’s fine. They’ll go to you. Stuck in an old people’s home and can’t get around? Again, they’ll go to you. It’s amazing to me that it’s so hard for so many Americans to actually vote. If you make it compulsory, than at least the government is obligated to provide you with the means to vote. And look, I get it. Sometimes I don’t want to vote either. But I suck it up, I walk three minutes down the street, and I hope that this year they’re selling lamingtons again. Oh, and I buy a democracy sausage, which, even if all the candidates suck, makes the effort of turning up pretty worthwhile. ALSO, you can see even on the fucked up ballots that you NUMBER CANDIDATES IN ORDER OF PREFERENCE. There’s no need to calculate whether I would be throwing away my vote on the candidate that I most agree with if they’re not from a major party. I can say, I want that independent person to get in, but if not them, give me Big Party A, and if not them, that minor party person is still better that Big Party B, and I’m not giving any preference to the Lunatic Fringe Party. Our system certainly has some issues still, but I can show up to somewhere nearby, line up for a few minutes (if at all), vote exactly in line with my values (on paper, leaving a paper trail that can be recounted), and then buy a sausage and some home made cupcakes on my way out. A country’s voting system matters a hell of a lot and every citizen deserves one that makes it easy to vote and results in a government that is representational and accountable. And by the way, one time I had a bad asthma flare-up on Election Day and didn’t make it to my polling station. I got my fine in the mail, I filled out the form explaining why I couldn’t vote, no more fine. I would rather have, you know, expressed my preference for who should run my country, but they were cool with the fact that I couldn’t do it that day. I still don’t like the idea that I have to vote if I don’t want to. Why the hell should that be mandatory?

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sokkaspetboomerang: branovices: folkpunkrattrash: “I hate to kill her but she sucks,” is a fucking brutal line. Bee-otine : sokkaspetboomerang: branovices: folkpunkrattrash: “I hate to kill her but she sucks,” is a fucking brutal line. Bee-otine

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little-mymble-with-a-bow: quidditchchick: The way Snufkin says this line OMG I literally burst out laughing!!! “SECRETS!?!??!” : little-mymble-with-a-bow: quidditchchick: The way Snufkin says this line OMG I literally burst out laughing!!! “SECRETS!?!??!”

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I mean, she DID ask for a dark pick up line.: I mean, she DID ask for a dark pick up line.

I mean, she DID ask for a dark pick up line.

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awanqi: a-ngua: awanqi: Narcissus Regarde Narcisse, Regarde dans l’eau Regarde, Narcisse, que tu est beau Il n’y au monde Que la beauté Et la Jeunesse He-las! Et la Jeunesse Regarde, Narcisse, Regarde dans l’eau. Beautiful art! 💕 💕 💕 😍 : awanqi: a-ngua: awanqi: Narcissus Regarde Narcisse, Regarde dans l’eau Regarde, Narcisse, que tu est beau Il n’y au monde Que la beauté Et la Jeunesse He-las! Et la Jeunesse Regarde, Narcisse, Regarde dans l’eau. Beautiful art! 💕 💕 💕 😍

awanqi: a-ngua: awanqi: Narcissus Regarde Narcisse, Regarde dans l’eau Regarde, Narcisse, que tu est beau Il n’y au monde Que la...

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This line has a 100% success rate for me: This line has a 100% success rate for me

This line has a 100% success rate for me

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Can’t wait to use this line somewhere in production: Can’t wait to use this line somewhere in production

Can’t wait to use this line somewhere in production

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Get In Line: Get In Line

Get In Line

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She knew the vending machine line so I had to improvise: She knew the vending machine line so I had to improvise

She knew the vending machine line so I had to improvise

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Last line took from watch this if you’re depressed on YouTube: Last line took from watch this if you’re depressed on YouTube

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RIP to my flawless pickup line: RIP to my flawless pickup line

RIP to my flawless pickup line

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HOLD THE LINE: HOLD THE LINE

HOLD THE LINE

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Sad line go down: Sad line go down

Sad line go down

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Crossing the line: Crossing the line

Crossing the line

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The best cheesy line I’ve read: The best cheesy line I’ve read

The best cheesy line I’ve read

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Newest addition to the @Panthers defensive line... @AuburnFootball DT @DerrickBrownAU5! #NFLDraft https://t.co/bRVJhSaL5r: Newest addition to the @Panthers defensive line... @AuburnFootball DT @DerrickBrownAU5! #NFLDraft https://t.co/bRVJhSaL5r

Newest addition to the @Panthers defensive line... @AuburnFootball DT @DerrickBrownAU5! #NFLDraft https://t.co/bRVJhSaL5r

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A wholesome line from an unlikely source.: A wholesome line from an unlikely source.

A wholesome line from an unlikely source.

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a timely pick-up line: a timely pick-up line

a timely pick-up line

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She doesn’t speak English and I’m 90% sure that last line is a google translation of sugar daddy and I can’t stop laughing: She doesn’t speak English and I’m 90% sure that last line is a google translation of sugar daddy and I can’t stop laughing

She doesn’t speak English and I’m 90% sure that last line is a google translation of sugar daddy and I can’t stop laughing

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hattersarts: there’s no canon description of zelda’s mother and its also unclear if the royal line was through her or the king so i thought what if her mother was a zelda too with godess blood but looked like another generation’s zelda. Also i now know from the botw DLC that urbosa was a friend of hers and im emo all of urbosa’s mothering to zelda makes so much sense and im crying………… also zelda’s mum + urbosa fucked no doubt. “’‘my dear friend”“ ”'the sweetest smile that ever graced hyrule’“ you ate her out urbosa just say it : hattersarts: there’s no canon description of zelda’s mother and its also unclear if the royal line was through her or the king so i thought what if her mother was a zelda too with godess blood but looked like another generation’s zelda. Also i now know from the botw DLC that urbosa was a friend of hers and im emo all of urbosa’s mothering to zelda makes so much sense and im crying………… also zelda’s mum + urbosa fucked no doubt. “’‘my dear friend”“ ”'the sweetest smile that ever graced hyrule’“ you ate her out urbosa just say it

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hattersarts: some more of This. Im gonna go with the whole Zelda’s mother was a Zelda as well (as per the royal line tradition) anyway some Zelda I spending time with her gf (and Aunt Urbosa comes to visit Zelda I & II): hattersarts: some more of This. Im gonna go with the whole Zelda’s mother was a Zelda as well (as per the royal line tradition) anyway some Zelda I spending time with her gf (and Aunt Urbosa comes to visit Zelda I & II)

hattersarts: some more of This. Im gonna go with the whole Zelda’s mother was a Zelda as well (as per the royal line tradition) anyway s...

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Hook, line and sinker!!!: Hook, line and sinker!!!

Hook, line and sinker!!!

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hattersarts: years and years down the line: hattersarts: years and years down the line

hattersarts: years and years down the line

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Last line took from watch this if you’re depressed on YouTube: Last line took from watch this if you’re depressed on YouTube

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readerjohn: peaceheather: thequeensphinx: roll–initiative: meme-xirl-wonder: luidilovins: asundergrowth: lovelyloseruniverse: asundergrowth: vocifersaurus: abrakafcukyou: bitterfucked: breastforce: how to tell if your worldbuilding is Bad i didn’t wanna reblog this just cos it doesn’t deserve to get seen but: a) dwarves don’t share the gender binary that humans use, heterosexual versus homosexual is meaningless to them b) gnomes have such a predilection towards illusions that gender is primarily based on presentation. because of consistent interaction with humans, they tend towards visually hetero relationships just for sake of public ease but gnomes all know gender is an ilusion c) halflings are super community oriented. they would be incredibly accepting of homosexuality because frowning on someone for liking a particular gender is counter to community building d) goblins don’t believe in sexuality they believe in food e) orcs are 100% butch lesbians and bears. they are totally gay with a small side of being attracted to muscles and soft hairy bellies “but if they’re all gay how do they reproduce?” magic rituals motherfucker it’s a fantasy world f) tieflings never have a predominant culture and tend to ascribe to human values, with a bit of “i’m already an outcast, so anything goes”. i don’t wanna say tieflings are super gay just because there is a lot of baggage that comes with the evil demon race being super gay but tieflings are super gay g) dragonborn carry a lot of draconic values, one of the most notable being vanity. if a dragonbron is gay, they will literally be the embodiment of that “move, i’m gay” video. taboo my ass just try to stop that dragonborn, they’ll show you the meaning of flaming bottom line here is really that if you thought the dnd races were straight you were so wrong. i am going to find you and rub my gay ass on your player’s handbook bury me with this post it’s perfect Goblins don’t believe in sexuality they believe in food. Consider: Orcs are like bats. 95% of them are homosexual because the few orcs that ARE straight produce children at insane rates. Because of this, adoption is considered the norm in Orc society. Orcs are unconcerned with lineage and do not take a family name, but rather a clan or tribe name. I like this Straight orcs never stop fucking and its a problem Are you saying that 95% of bats are gay? You can’t argue with the facts. “Oh yeah, those two are Gnarla and Lorg, they are the Fuckers™” Holy shit imma show this to my dm and he is just gonna die laughing The fuckers @godkingsanointed @rapid-artwork: readerjohn: peaceheather: thequeensphinx: roll–initiative: meme-xirl-wonder: luidilovins: asundergrowth: lovelyloseruniverse: asundergrowth: vocifersaurus: abrakafcukyou: bitterfucked: breastforce: how to tell if your worldbuilding is Bad i didn’t wanna reblog this just cos it doesn’t deserve to get seen but: a) dwarves don’t share the gender binary that humans use, heterosexual versus homosexual is meaningless to them b) gnomes have such a predilection towards illusions that gender is primarily based on presentation. because of consistent interaction with humans, they tend towards visually hetero relationships just for sake of public ease but gnomes all know gender is an ilusion c) halflings are super community oriented. they would be incredibly accepting of homosexuality because frowning on someone for liking a particular gender is counter to community building d) goblins don’t believe in sexuality they believe in food e) orcs are 100% butch lesbians and bears. they are totally gay with a small side of being attracted to muscles and soft hairy bellies “but if they’re all gay how do they reproduce?” magic rituals motherfucker it’s a fantasy world f) tieflings never have a predominant culture and tend to ascribe to human values, with a bit of “i’m already an outcast, so anything goes”. i don’t wanna say tieflings are super gay just because there is a lot of baggage that comes with the evil demon race being super gay but tieflings are super gay g) dragonborn carry a lot of draconic values, one of the most notable being vanity. if a dragonbron is gay, they will literally be the embodiment of that “move, i’m gay” video. taboo my ass just try to stop that dragonborn, they’ll show you the meaning of flaming bottom line here is really that if you thought the dnd races were straight you were so wrong. i am going to find you and rub my gay ass on your player’s handbook bury me with this post it’s perfect Goblins don’t believe in sexuality they believe in food. Consider: Orcs are like bats. 95% of them are homosexual because the few orcs that ARE straight produce children at insane rates. Because of this, adoption is considered the norm in Orc society. Orcs are unconcerned with lineage and do not take a family name, but rather a clan or tribe name. I like this Straight orcs never stop fucking and its a problem Are you saying that 95% of bats are gay? You can’t argue with the facts. “Oh yeah, those two are Gnarla and Lorg, they are the Fuckers™” Holy shit imma show this to my dm and he is just gonna die laughing The fuckers @godkingsanointed @rapid-artwork

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Her bio said “send your worst pickup line”: Her bio said “send your worst pickup line”

Her bio said “send your worst pickup line”

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Waiting to pay in line and seeing your future self.: Waiting to pay in line and seeing your future self.

Waiting to pay in line and seeing your future self.

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Probably the best line from that show: Probably the best line from that show

Probably the best line from that show

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Waiting to pay in line and seeing your future self.: Waiting to pay in line and seeing your future self.

Waiting to pay in line and seeing your future self.

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Probably the best line from that show: Probably the best line from that show

Probably the best line from that show

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Here’s my bottom line: Here’s my bottom line

Here’s my bottom line

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How to message girls out of your league without using a pickup line: How to message girls out of your league without using a pickup line

How to message girls out of your league without using a pickup line

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hollywoodsocialite:the most late 90s/early 2000s line of all time: hollywoodsocialite:the most late 90s/early 2000s line of all time

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Her bio said “send your worst pickup line”: Her bio said “send your worst pickup line”

Her bio said “send your worst pickup line”

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The stickiest pick up line of the century: The stickiest pick up line of the century

The stickiest pick up line of the century

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Could we go back and correct the time line?: Could we go back and correct the time line?

Could we go back and correct the time line?

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So in the Netherlands as off march 15th, everything that has to do with the catering industry will be closed until april 6th, including coffeeshops. So while everyone in the world is busy buying toilet paper, Dutch people stood in line for marijuana.: So in the Netherlands as off march 15th, everything that has to do with the catering industry will be closed until april 6th, including coffeeshops. So while everyone in the world is busy buying toilet paper, Dutch people stood in line for marijuana.

So in the Netherlands as off march 15th, everything that has to do with the catering industry will be closed until april 6th, including c...

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