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Dove, Been, and For: This dove has been with the hen for too long

This dove has been with the hen for too long

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Cats, Dating, and Drinking: TUMBLR GETS EVIL #6 More Tumbir stuft st FACEBOOK.COM BESTTUMBLRSTUF Wihen you make your triend eugh whle drinking something and ey almosl chose to death CARD a43000 Spiders eat their parents all the time and no one cares when they do it so what the fuck dd you eat your parents How about you mind your own business 2 one time my parents were gone for the weekend so i took everything in the house and moved it five inches to the left. it was subtle enough that it wasn't obvious but they felt like something was off when they got back and they kept bumping into the corners of tables and couches 3 i am a cruel man There are just some sounds that4 everyone loves: Shoes on gravel . Crackling of a fire .The snapping of necks of those who think they can disrespect you . Cats purring 5 liar-liar chompyface do you ever just want to gently place your hands on someones cheeks and hold their head there in your hands and looking into their eyes and then violently jerk their head on a right angle and snap their neck Well, that took an unexpected turn. so did their neck 6 once when i was me.icamed lt瞞ateachers work day so ' ouln't have to go to school and mam's nct an idot so of course t diert work but hen we got to the school we found it mos a beacher's work day and that made me thinkihad super powers so i started trying to kit classmates with my mind to confm te neory You thought you had super powers so you mmedialely anempted t murder everyone go big or go home the scary thing about dating is that you are either going to marry that person or break up or skin them and wear their face as a hat Whoo there friendl You might need to olow down FACEBOOK.COM/BESTTUMBLRSTUFF 翞CI MEMECENTER.COM/VLADE Tumblr Is.?
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Cats, Dogs, and Drake: OMING Stt my foot's totally stuck in tberenight, I'm freaking out, the dog's having a seizure and I still got half a pie left vardaesque you don't understand i would sell my firstborn to know how this story started Well it all started when Mrs. Hayfer wanted me to babysit her dumb house. When I got the keys, I sat them on top of this pie that I found on the counter. I knew it was going to be given to the family for desert if I didn't eat it soon, so I was going to plan to eat it in my teacher's house and dump all the crumbs on her bed. So it's a win-win, right? Besides, she wouldn't find out about the crumbs until after I was paid, and this teacher hates me anyway hen, I got distracted when this hot cheerleader calls me, asking about what movie l'd recommend, but before l could answer, I realize that my mom would be there any second to serve dinner, and there was no way I was sharing that pie. So I bust out of there with the pie and the keys, and the moment I get in the house, I start chowing down on the pie with my bare hands, trying to eat this thing before anyone knows I took it, right? Well, since the pie crust was dry, I chugged a 2-liter bottle of soda wheneverr throat would get dry and eventually, I really needed to go." Only when I went to flush, the water wouldn't stop flowing and there was no plunger to be found. Usually I'd just shrug and say it was Josh's fault or something, but let's get reai nere, Mrs. Hayter wouia' ve Diamea me about her toilet overflowing if I was 30 states away. So I jammed my foot in there, hoping it'd make the toilet stop flushing. Then my phone rings, and I knew it was my mom, asking where her pie went, and because Meghan decided it'd be a great idea to make my ring tone a bunch of cats meowing, Mrs. Hayfer's dog, Tiberius starts freaking out bashing into the door over and over again. Now anyone who knows this dog knows that this dog will happily eat anything, and that includes the pie, and probably myself. So my foot's totally stuck in there right, I'm freaking out the dog's having a seizure and I still got half a pie left for iFunny) The story in Drake and Josh

The story in Drake and Josh

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Alive, Bitch, and Dude: Interactive survival comic Can you survived? You awake in the middle night because Continue your sleep scroll down 2 Go check who the fck dare disturb you in midnight scroll down1 When you at the door, you see some shadows of some people in front of your door. Peek outside-scroll down 2 Open the door and scold those bitch scroll down 3 MG!! There's zombie apocalypse! Some ombies break your door and eat your brairn hen you're sleeping. Now you can sleep Dead Better luck next time.. Holy shit!! There are some zombies outside. ortunately you don't open the door. Now they're trying to break your door. scroll down2 Oh shit!!! They're zombies. You're terrified. You can't even scold them Then, they catch you and eat you alive.. Dead Better luck next time.. You're scared and go to the bedroom. Then you hear your door has been broken. You can go outside through your window. But you think you'll need a weapon. Youc to kitchen to take a knife but it's risky since the zombies anarmed, you may not able to encounter zombies out there. Go to kitchen scroll down 2 Get out through window scroll down 1 You did it! Although you go unarmed, you can escape from that zombies. Now, you need to find transportation to get to safe place scroll down 2 You did it! You ran to the kithcen and then quickly grab a knife. Suddenly, a group of zombies come to kill you ->Fight them "YOL-scroll down 2 n away scroll down 3 In the corner of a street, you encounter a zombie. You can't escape from her and you Punch her scroll down 4 -> Kiss her dude what? still scroll You can't fight them! They're too many. You lose and now they'll eat you. Dead Better luck nest time.. You run as fast as possible. Finally you can escape from them. When you walk in the corner of a street, you encounter a zombie. You can't escape from her, but you have a knife. >Just stab her "duh scroll down 1 -> Do a bitch slapscroll down 2 It's super effective! You stab her heart and now she's down. You still need a transportation to get you away from that place. After you walk a few kilometers, you find train station, a SUV car, and a school bus ->Go to the train station -scroll down 2 Steal the car-scroll down 3 Steal the bus sroll down 4 It's not effective! You just made her angry Now face your doom! rled Dead Better luck next time.. What a nice idea, going to train station when zombie apocalypse. Unfortunately, the station had shut r house are chasing you there. You're toco tired to run and then they kill you. Dead Better luck next time.. Survived! WOW! You made it. You can drive the car safelv. You are safe... For now... To be continued... It's hard to drive a bus. Because lack of experience, you lost the and made it crash You die because of that Dead Better luck next time.. Interactive zombie survival comic. If you guys like it, I will make the next part.
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