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Dove, Been, and For: This dove has been with the hen for too long

This dove has been with the hen for too long

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Cats, Dating, and Drinking: TUMBLR GETS EVIL #6 More Tumbir stuft st FACEBOOK.COM BESTTUMBLRSTUF Wihen you make your triend eugh whle drinking something and ey almosl chose to death CARD a43000 Spiders eat their parents all the time and no one cares when they do it so what the fuck dd you eat your parents How about you mind your own business 2 one time my parents were gone for the weekend so i took everything in the house and moved it five inches to the left. it was subtle enough that it wasn't obvious but they felt like something was off when they got back and they kept bumping into the corners of tables and couches 3 i am a cruel man There are just some sounds that4 everyone loves: Shoes on gravel . Crackling of a fire .The snapping of necks of those who think they can disrespect you . Cats purring 5 liar-liar chompyface do you ever just want to gently place your hands on someones cheeks and hold their head there in your hands and looking into their eyes and then violently jerk their head on a right angle and snap their neck Well, that took an unexpected turn. so did their neck 6 once when i was me.icamed lt瞞ateachers work day so ' ouln't have to go to school and mam's nct an idot so of course t diert work but hen we got to the school we found it mos a beacher's work day and that made me thinkihad super powers so i started trying to kit classmates with my mind to confm te neory You thought you had super powers so you mmedialely anempted t murder everyone go big or go home the scary thing about dating is that you are either going to marry that person or break up or skin them and wear their face as a hat Whoo there friendl You might need to olow down FACEBOOK.COM/BESTTUMBLRSTUFF 翞CI MEMECENTER.COM/VLADE Tumblr Is.?
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