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Ass, Bitch, and Bones: lol just got to this small kickback they've been playing Mo bamba for the 5th time already My dog Tyreke put me on to a halloween party we went to over the weekend. Boy told me it’s from this white girl he met on tinder. I seen Get out. Boy was hard headed. He never met her but he wanted me to come with him to the party. So I went. Party was a L off the strength they was blasting logic from the door. You don’t do that.. Then the boy on the aux threw on Mo bamba. That shit be crumping when your myPlayer loading up in 2k. Literally all the white girls put down they pumpkin spice lattes and slid right out of thier uggs. I done seen them form the most congruent electric slide ever seen. I got called Jamal about 4 times and Tyrone twice. One girl was twerking and her knees caps were smacking together like a sword fight. That looks bloody painful mate. I seen this one slutty nurse pull up on me to throw it back. I received the most detrimental twerk from this girl Kathy. Kathy if you reading this go home and don’t come back. The booty was like some unseasoned chicken cutlets. I grabbed her sharp ass hip bones and tried thrusting for this twerk. I tried to catch a wine with a booty that had .2% booty fat. Felt like I was slapping my meat on a cutting board. By the 5th time the song came on the cops pulled up. It was a fight outside. When Sheck Wes said “Oh! Fuck! Shit! Bitch!” I felt that spiritually. Me and Tyreke fled the scene like 2 legendary Pokémon. Nigga had the nerve to play it in the car. I made him take the bus home. That boy Momba better win rookie of the year on God
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Cute, Friday, and Fucking: Olivia, 20 13 miles away ly just wenne smoke n watch t's always sunny venmo me and see what happens veomo sends $0.01 through Venmo Dont go spending that all in one plece Damn You're gonna make a gr8 sugar daddy prefer the term Splenda Daddy ou lnow, the cheaper knockoff sig Olivia, 20 13 miles away rty just wana smoke n watch it's elways sunny venmo me $5 and see what heppens venmo My Anthem Afrca Thursday n Lol i see you updated your bio teel proud to have enacted change i this world Friday 3.01 Smh Friday 247 PM How marny 5s heve you gotten so tar Fridky 314PM iry 728 PM 5 is amateur hour Yaitre hells cute so yod should be asang for 6.st least just hoge that when you start raking in th 6 and 7 dolar donations, you71 remember me, your financial advisor And offer o $0.20 kickback for my brsiant pan to bump up revenue Thats a 20 kkkback on each venma ransaction of course, maling up about Friday 845PM Smh Smart move,hoss7 Or shaning money happlily Maybe it stood for "sure man. Hookup n which case I'm flatterod but I noed to be taken out ta dinner first Smh Sunny Marathon+Hash sounds great Oh my lord Friday mw And surely that stood for "On, Heppily Mondey, yours Leaf Or Resin Datrs? Omg You're wld I'm actuaty laughing Ugh your go to UNC No wonder. Youre a nerd l don't fuck w nerds What's your major Nord? On raduateơ now but studied usus" nerd stult.. Test tuibes and the ske bout yoa Smh Jesus is a pratty interesing major Fucking nerd riday 1D 57 PM t you're lucky we can both ba fuciking nerd this weokend riday TSA PM Fine fine you studied Jesus so you can be nim, hi be christ and then we'E have us jesus fucking cheist Shake my damn heed o that's a new one but Pe do it, whot else do you ilke in bed Oh my god Thets weird, usunty the giris dontsay that untbi raftert we're going at it ody 10 29 AM Jesus christ You are a giant fucking nerd And It's kind of endearing not gonna le ypo s message Overcoming great odds
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Anaconda, Ass, and Bad: Who WouldWin? The entire Red Army and military power of the Soviet Union Some weird snowman idk is-that-what-i-think-it-is: trashbinwonderland: rabbittiddy: bradysbigblog: kazard: Some history buff tell me more about this tho Oh boy, that fella is Simo Häyhä. He’s Finnish and was nicknamed “The White Death” by the Soviet Union. Using basically a Finnish rip off of the Mosin Nagant and a lil sub machine gun he killed 505 men in the Winter War, which lasted just 100 days. He has the largest confirmed kills of any sniper ever. He was a fucking bad ass. Do note that’s 505 confirmed men killed. The unconfirmed could be larger. You also forgot the other badass part, he took an incendiary round to the face, dragged his was 25KM back to base, and went into a coma., only waking on the last day of the war. The thing that is often said is that the Russians ended the war because he woke from his slumber. And to add, he was a farmer with no military training who got back to farming after the war.  He used to dump water on the snow so the loose snow won’t fly with the gun kickback, and he stuffed his mouth with snow so his breath won’t be detected The rifle this dude used didn’t have a scope unlike the ones Soviets had. This was because in the almost -40 degrees Celsius weather the scope could have frosted, the glint from the glass could have given him away, it took a bit longer to aim properly with it, it would have required him to raise his head higher which would have made him a bigger target and he just didn’t have the training to use a scoped rifle stolen from the enemy. He preferred to use a rifle he knew how to instead of learning to use a new one. He lived up to be 96 years old and passed away in 2002.
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