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Life, Travel, and Species: The northern cardinal is probably the most romantic bird species: they mate for life, travel together, sing before nesting, and during courtship, feed seed beak-to-beak

The northern cardinal is probably the most romantic bird species: they mate for life, travel together, sing before nesting, and during court...

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Memes, Academy, and California: AP Photo/Marcio Jose Sanchez A penguin carries heart-shaped nesting material which it received from biologists as a ValentinesDay promotion at the California Academy of Sciences.

A penguin carries heart-shaped nesting material which it received from biologists as a ValentinesDay promotion at the California Academy of ...

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4chan, 9gag, and Animals: PUT 5 DOLLARS IN POCKET Normie Jokes are simple and often juvenile, enjoyed by 8 year olds and out of touch 40 year old mothers on Facebook. No levels of irony whatsoever Nesting grounds Facebook r/comedycemetary, 9gag. PULL OUT 10 mememenerator.net Dank A big step above normie, dank memes constantly challenge taboos and are not afraid to tread near the edge. While still many are fresh, most of them become normies after a while. A couple layers or irony. Nesting grounds- r/dankmemes, Ifunny (admit it), Twitter. Self aware Memes that reference and collaborate with other memes. While very similar to dank memes, these memes are usually of higher quality and originality then regular dank memes. Nesting grounds - same as dank memes 25 AMAZING CELEBRITY WEIGHT CHANGES Edgy Memes that take a good long look at the edge, spit on it, and then make a mad sprint over it towards the horizon. These memes usually feature racism, dead or dying animals (or people) and national tragedies like school shootings or terrorist attacks. Nesting grounds-r/wac r/dankmemes, Instagram kytictacs, 4chan, Wholesome The polar opposite of edgy memes, wholesome memes seek to brighten your day with messages of love, self worth, and determination. Only men with a heightened level of intelligence are able to enjoy such positive memes. WAN TO LOV AND SUPRORT YO Nesting grounds - r/wholesomememes ronic FART NIGGAS Now we are getting to the good stuff. Ironic memes are memes that are shitty on purpose They are usually made to look like normie memes to heighten their shittyness. LIKE Nesting grounds r/dankmemes, sometimes Facebook when normies fail to recognize their irony OOPS-I SHITTED IM PUSSVE Deep fried We are reaching the bottle of the barrel here. The fryer barrel. Enter deep fried memes, ghetto Twitter shit put through the sharpen filter in GIMP 8 times and then jpeg'd a couple times for good measure Nesting grounds - r/deepfried memes Surreal do u ever Imagine a meme from the 4th dimensional plane made by elder Gods that eat mortals for breakfast. There is no underlying concept here, in fact, you can't understand them. If you CAN understand them, you are probably a quantom sparrow from the realm of sheelshebub Nesting grounds - r/surrealmemes <p>I put an hour of my life into this, enjoy this guide for the info on the variants of memery.</p>
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Being Alone, Beautiful, and Brains: now you kno! Crows are quite similar to humans isit their aging parents many y after they have left the nest. and v ears nowyoukno.com memeromano: shadesofmauve: solitarelee: 221cbakerstreet: spookyrawr: rassoey: avianawareness: aph-romania: reallymisscoffee: dansknapp: stultiloquentia: doctormemelordmd: fangirling-so-hard-rn: Crows are scaryThey use tools Can be taught to speak (like parrots) Have huge brains for birds like seriously their brain-to-body size ratio is equal to that of a chimpanzee They vocalize anger, sadness, or happiness in response to things they are scary smart at solving puzzles some crows stay with their mates until one of them dies they can remember faces SIDENOTE HERE BECAUSE HOLY SHIT.  They did an experiment where these guys wore masks and some of them fucked with crows.  Pretty soon the crows recognized the masks = douchebag.  But the nice guys with masks they left alone.  THEN, OH WE’RE NOT DONE, NO SIR crows that WEREN’T EVEN IN THE EXPERIMENT AND NEVER SAW THE MASK BEFORE knew about mask-dudes and attacked them on sight.  THEY PASSED ON THE FUCKING INFORMATION TO THEIR CROW BUDDIES. They remember places where crows were killed by farmers and change their migration patterns. Guys I’m really scared of crows now.(q)  Yeah but have you seen this  A colleague of my dad’s lives next to a lake, and looked out the window one morning to see a duck trapped in the ice. A crow swooped down. “Oh hell,” she thought, expecting carnage, because crows are opportunists. But the crow chipped at the ice with its beak until the duck was free. Idk of this counts but a few crows saved me from a magpie swooping attack once ,they’re bros who can tell when magpies are being unreasonable and need to chill I love crows so damn much. When I was fifteen, I hit a pretty serious bout of depression, to the point I was in my room for months. Well, a family of crows made a nest in a tree outside my window. There were two parents and two chicks. One chick was healthy and strong. One was weak, and had a caw like something being strained. It sounded more like a rooster crowing and so my parents jokingly named him ‘Buck’.Well… months passed and Buck’s sibling was taught to fly. His parents focused on the sibling because the sibling was strong. The father stayed behind to try and teach Buck, but I saw him try to fly, fail, and crash to the floor. His father helped him back up into the tree. Every day, I would watch Buck from my window until one day I opened it and started talking to him. He was small and gangly and he couldn’t caw right. His feathers were all over the place and I felt a kinship. So I made a deal with him. I told him that if he could do it, if he could fly, then I could find the strength to get up. Well… near the end of the season, after talking with him every day, I finally saw him get out of the nest. He went to the edge of his branch, braced himself, and jumped… and just before he hit the ground, he soared back up into the sky. I cheered harder than I ever had before. That winter, Buck left the area. I was crestfallen. I felt like I’d lost a friend. But I was so damn proud of him.  Cut to the next spring? I’m walking up the driveway one day when suddenly I hear a sound… a broken caw. I look up, and Buck is sitting in a tree above my head. He stared at me and puffed his feathers, then hopped down in front of me and cawed again. I was so damn thrilled, and I told him how proud I was of him. He ruffled his feathers and then soared off into his old tree.  That summer? I heard two broken caws. One from Buck… and one from his chick. Cut to ten years later? We have a family of crows who all have a very distinct caw and they come here and spend every spring, summer, and fall on our property. Buck still greets me every spring. that last reply made me wanna cry. that’s so beautiful. Don’t forget the Russian Crow SLEDDING DOWN A ROOF not once, but twice.  this one morning i kept hearing really loud caws, i remember it was like 5am, LIKE REALLY LOUD AND ANNOYING AND AGGRESSIVE, so loud that i could hear it through a closed window, and i eventually went outside to check it out. there was a crow on my front lawn, it had an injury on its head and couldn’t fly and there were two other crows circling right above it, and they were cawing like mad.  i tried to get close and take a better look and one of them dived super low and tried to attack me. so i went back in the house and chopped some sliced raw meat and tossed it at him from a distance. a few more times later, very soon after, they could tell i was trying to help, and did not attack me. i was “allowed” to walk up close and pick him up, he couldn’t drink water properly so i had to dip my finger in a bowl and stick it in his mouth. i did this few times a day and it went on for about a week before he disappeared, i thought he recovered and left, but he came back the next day and lands on me, and i see him around the block quite often, and he would come sit on my shoulder for a few minutes and then fly away again. i feel like i’ve adopted a son. Best birbs !! your son is Beautiful and Strong every time I see this post it has different crow stories and every time I reblog it again because all crow stories are good stories It took just three days of giving offerings (peanuts!) on my walk to get the nesting crow pair there to stop dive bombing my head and instead come hang out with me. Two days ago I met their kid!  Moral: If you’re scared of crows, make friends with them. They’ll remember you! I’M GONNA REBLOG THIS EVERYTIME I SEE IT BECAUSE THESE STORIES ARE BEAUTIFUL
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