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College, Crime, and Fake: coolhotdad my perfect crime? I memorize the entirety of the macy's store inventory. I then go on aliexpress.com and find exact replicas of every single purse in the store. I break in at 3am, and replace every purse with a cheaper version of the purse.I take my real purses home and open up an online store on the darknet featuring fake purses. I then sell these real purses as fake purses, making it so that when the feds catch on to my antics, they spend countless years trying to figure out who can replicate purses this well, and who is selling them. Soon an entire division of the FBI is dedicated to finding me and figuring out how my "fake" purses appear to be real. 45 years later they finally trace my ip address and break into my villa in texas and shoot me right in the leg when i attempt to flee While this would normally not be a fatal wound, due to my constant devotion to my online fake real purse storefront i have suffered an iron deficiency for 35 years. My blood can't clot and I start to bleed out. Turns out the woman who shot me was a girl who i made out with once in college, and she holds my dying body in her arms and asks me how my fake purses were so real. I spend the last moments of my fleeting life telling her about how every five years i break into a different Macy's and replace all the purses, and that the purses I have been selling online for a severely discounted price were actually all real, and l have been doing this purely for the gag of it all. When my former college girlfriend gets home from work after rightfully murdering me for my crimes, she goes into her walk in closet, looks at the 13 gucci purses she owns, and realizes that they're all fakes youstoodmeupforayardsale this passed the bechdel test Source: coolhotdad The perfect crime

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College, Crime, and Fake: youstoodmeupforayardsale coolhotdad my perfect crime? I memorize the entirety of the macy's store inventory. I then go on aliexpress.com and find exact replicas of every single purse in the store. I break in at 3am, and replace every purse with a cheaper version of the purse. I take my real purses home and open up an online store on the darknet featuring fake purses. I then sell these real purses as fake purses, making it so that when the feds catch on to my antics, they spend countless years trying to figure out who can replicate purses this well, and who is selling them. Soon an entire division of the FBl is dedicated to finding me and figuring out how my "fake" purses appear to be real. 45 years later they finally trace my ip address and break into my villa in texas and shoot me right in the leg when i attempt to flee. While this would normally not be a fatal wound, due to my constant devotion to my online fake real purse storefront i have suffered an iron deficiency for 35 years. My blood can't clot and I start to bleed out. Turns out the woman who shot me was a girl who i made out with once in college, and she holds my dying body in her arms and asks me how my fake purses were so real. I spend the last moments of my fleeting life telling her about how every five years i break into a different Macy's and replace all the purses, and that the purses I have been selling online for a severely discounted price were actually all real, and I have been doing this purely for the gag of it all When my former college girlfriend gets home from work after rightfully murdering me for my crimes, she goes into her walk in closet, looks at the 13 gucci purses she owns, and realizes that they're all fakes this passed the bechdel test The crime of the century

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Apparently, Donald Trump, and Head: Michelle Obama Apparently Throws Shade At Trump Over His Excessive Tweeting: "Yes, l Use Social Media, But l Use lt Like A Grown Up" @balleralert 05 CA Michelle Obama Apparently Throws Shade At Trump Over His Excessive Tweeting: “Yes, I Use Social Media, But I Use It Like A Grown Up” - blogged by @MsJennyb ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Donald Trump’s Twitter habits have been a thorn in the nation’s side since his inauguration. But, many have spoken out about his constant tweeting, encouraging the Celebrity-in-Chief to stay off the social media outlet or at least, tweet with some sense. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Most recently, our forever First Lady Michelle Obama threw a subtle jab at Trump for his Twitter antics. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ “I don’t just tweet off the top of my head, which I don’t encourage people to do - especially kids,” Obama said at a Klick Heath’s MUSE New York event, adding that she even has a “committee” check her tweets before they’re published. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ “How many kids do you know that the first thing that comes off the top of their head is the first thing they should express? You know? It’s like, ‘Take a minute. Talk to your crew before you put that [out there] and then spell check and check the grammar.” ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ As Obama continued, she explained that the uncensored “telling it like it is” talk is just a scapegoat for “rude” behavior. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ “But yes I use social media,” she added, according to PEOPLE. “But I use it like a grownup.”

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Animals, God, and Instagram: Dear woman, you are not at a mans disposal you are a Godess and you brought man to this earth. Don't forget that whatever you do. For all those thinking I am writing like this for sex... calm your mind, I had more sex with more women before I started writing on Instagram, I express like this because it's important that men, challenge other men on their misogyny, patriarchal systems and sexism. You can't validate her, she wasn't put here to serve you, she lives her truth and this is why you can't handle her... but you aren't supposed to handle her, she is her own sovereign being. You are supposed to partner her and appreciate her. You want her to be good in bed but mad that she has a sex life... You want her to be submissive, you expect that she is waiting around, for you to come along and whisk her off her feet... But she doesn't need to be carried, she is a woman, carries herself and walks her truth. She is a Queen and Roman antics don't impress her, she wants you to speak to her soul. If you want to be a blessing as she is to you, give to her to give, not to receive. Don't pretend that you are going to hook her up with a job to have sex with her. Stop trying to do things for her because you feel empty, so you want to try fill her uterus, so that you can be a part of something real. You are disconnected from your sprit so how can you connect to hers. When you are shocked at what she does. When you are scared of how she carries herself. When you want to call her names and put her in your boxes... Remember this, men are judged to unbalanced standards, because men run the current set up of society, which if you hadn't noticed isn't working out right now for the planet, her people, plants & her animals. She is god & as much as you try to "grab her by the pussy" she will always exposed your fears because she is stronger than you sexually, more intelligent than you emotionally & has dealt with more than you know. The divine woman is balanced. A god as we all come through her. She is the first being you experience, she is the gateway to the human experience, she is the first life you connect with. If you aren't ready for her, go away, work on your ego & don't interrupt her magnificence. Or try to divert the path of her life to suit your insecurities. Simple chakabars
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College, Crime, and Fake: coolhotdad my perfect crime? I memorize the entirety of the macy's store inventory. I then go on aliexpress.com and find exact replicas of every single purse in the store. I break in at 3am, and replace every purse with a cheaper version of the purse. I take my real purses home and open up an online store on the darknet featuring fake purses. I then sell these real purses as fake purses, making it so that when the feds catch on to my antics, they spend countless years trying to figure out who can replicate purses this well, and who is selling them. Soon an entire division of the FBl is dedicated to finding me and figuring out how my "fake" purses appear to be real. 45 years later they finally trace my ip address and break into my villa in texas and shoot me right in the leg when i attempt to flee While this would normally not be a fatal wound, due to my constant devotion to my online fake real purse storefront i have suffered an iron deficiency for 35 years. My blood can't clot and I start to bleed out. Turns out the woman who shot me was a girl who i made out with once in college, and she holds my dying body in her arms and asks me how my fake purses were so real. I spend the last moments of my fleeting life telling her about how every five years i break into a different Macy's and replace all the purses, and that the purses I have been selling online for a severely discounted price were actually all real, and I have been doing this purely for the gag of it all. When my former college girlfriend gets home from work after rightfully murdering me for my crimes, she goes into her walk in closet, looks at the 13 gucci purses she owns, and realizes that they're all fakes. Source: coolhotdad A crime requiring purse-istence

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