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        artbymoga:

onefitmodel:

rootandrock:

timeofthedecade:

bigdaddyg-wil:

this guy pulled out his dick in front of like 5 billion feminist protestors holy shit

Some context for the idiots claiming the women are overreacting:
This occurred at a Slut Walk. For those not familiar with it, the Slut Walk is basically a peaceful protest seeking to eliminate the rape apologism so prevalent in society. The basis is that no woman is โ€œasking for it,โ€ with โ€œitโ€ being rape. Itโ€™s not a feminist protest; itโ€™s a human rights protest.
Many of the protesters, as you can probably imagine, have dealt with sexual harassment or rape in their own lives. Many of them have structured their daily activities to avoid being raped. The gathering is supposed to be a place for them to feel empowered and able to recover in the company of those who understand what theyโ€™ve been through or who will not blame them.
Nobody at a Slut Walk will tell a survivor that itโ€™s her fault. They will not ask what she was wearing to provoke her attacker. Nobody will say she had too much to drink. Nobody will tell the men in the group that they are inherently rapists themselves, and nobody will tell a male survivor that his experience โ€œwasnโ€™t really rape.โ€
Then, this fellow comes along. He sees this gathering of survivors and their supporters, and to him, itโ€™s a joke. He sees feminazis. He sees girls who are taking โ€œa bit of funโ€ too seriously. And what does he do? He exposes himself to this group of survivors and supporters - some of whom are, in fact, underage.
He sexually harasses literally hundreds of women in one act. Aside from public indecency, there was cruel intent in his actions. He wanted to make them uncomfortable. He wanted to โ€œput them in their place.โ€ Other photos from this event show him flipping the protesters off and laughing at their anger.
And there are still people defending his actions. There are those who still feel like these women wereย asking for itand that they deserved to be harassed for trying to claim they werenโ€™t. There are those who feel that women should beย taught a lesson this way, and they applaud this manโ€™s actions.
So no, he didnโ€™t pull out his dick in front of feminist protesters. He harassed dozens - if not hundreds - of rape survivors. The reaction to his actions alone outline the purpose of the Slut Walk.
For those of you still doubting whether what he did was wrong (and I do wonder if thereโ€™s something wrong with you, if you have doubts), let me give you an analogous situation. Imagine a gathering of black civil rights activists. Imagine Martin Luther King Jr., Malcolm X, Rosa Parks, and all their colleagues gathered together to demonstrate that being black did not make them lesser people. That being black and living in the South did not mean they were โ€œaskingโ€ to be the target of hate crimes.
And at this gathering, a white man decides he should teach them a lesson by pointedly hanging a noose from the nearest tree and laughing at their anger. And other white men, laughing along with him, commend him for taking these activists down a peg.
Thatโ€™s what happened here. Itโ€™s not an โ€œOMG, I canโ€™t believe he did that!โ€ moment. Itโ€™s an โ€œOMG, there are people who think this is okayโ€ moment. And the fact is, itโ€™s not. It never will be. And thatโ€™s the take home message of this ridiculous rant Iโ€™ve written up.

And this is why we still need feminism.

this made me cry holy shit

That was hands down one of the most well-written and beautiful responses I have had the pleasure to read. Thank you
: artbymoga:

onefitmodel:

rootandrock:

timeofthedecade:

bigdaddyg-wil:

this guy pulled out his dick in front of like 5 billion feminist protestors holy shit

Some context for the idiots claiming the women are overreacting:
This occurred at a Slut Walk. For those not familiar with it, the Slut Walk is basically a peaceful protest seeking to eliminate the rape apologism so prevalent in society. The basis is that no woman is โ€œasking for it,โ€ with โ€œitโ€ being rape. Itโ€™s not a feminist protest; itโ€™s a human rights protest.
Many of the protesters, as you can probably imagine, have dealt with sexual harassment or rape in their own lives. Many of them have structured their daily activities to avoid being raped. The gathering is supposed to be a place for them to feel empowered and able to recover in the company of those who understand what theyโ€™ve been through or who will not blame them.
Nobody at a Slut Walk will tell a survivor that itโ€™s her fault. They will not ask what she was wearing to provoke her attacker. Nobody will say she had too much to drink. Nobody will tell the men in the group that they are inherently rapists themselves, and nobody will tell a male survivor that his experience โ€œwasnโ€™t really rape.โ€
Then, this fellow comes along. He sees this gathering of survivors and their supporters, and to him, itโ€™s a joke. He sees feminazis. He sees girls who are taking โ€œa bit of funโ€ too seriously. And what does he do? He exposes himself to this group of survivors and supporters - some of whom are, in fact, underage.
He sexually harasses literally hundreds of women in one act. Aside from public indecency, there was cruel intent in his actions. He wanted to make them uncomfortable. He wanted to โ€œput them in their place.โ€ Other photos from this event show him flipping the protesters off and laughing at their anger.
And there are still people defending his actions. There are those who still feel like these women wereย asking for itand that they deserved to be harassed for trying to claim they werenโ€™t. There are those who feel that women should beย taught a lesson this way, and they applaud this manโ€™s actions.
So no, he didnโ€™t pull out his dick in front of feminist protesters. He harassed dozens - if not hundreds - of rape survivors. The reaction to his actions alone outline the purpose of the Slut Walk.
For those of you still doubting whether what he did was wrong (and I do wonder if thereโ€™s something wrong with you, if you have doubts), let me give you an analogous situation. Imagine a gathering of black civil rights activists. Imagine Martin Luther King Jr., Malcolm X, Rosa Parks, and all their colleagues gathered together to demonstrate that being black did not make them lesser people. That being black and living in the South did not mean they were โ€œaskingโ€ to be the target of hate crimes.
And at this gathering, a white man decides he should teach them a lesson by pointedly hanging a noose from the nearest tree and laughing at their anger. And other white men, laughing along with him, commend him for taking these activists down a peg.
Thatโ€™s what happened here. Itโ€™s not an โ€œOMG, I canโ€™t believe he did that!โ€ moment. Itโ€™s an โ€œOMG, there are people who think this is okayโ€ moment. And the fact is, itโ€™s not. It never will be. And thatโ€™s the take home message of this ridiculous rant Iโ€™ve written up.

And this is why we still need feminism.

this made me cry holy shit

That was hands down one of the most well-written and beautiful responses I have had the pleasure to read. Thank you

        

            
            

                
                
                    artbymoga:

onefitmodel:

rootandrock:

timeofthedecade:

bigdaddyg-wil:

this guy pulled out his dick in front of like 5 billion feminist protestors holy shit

Some context for the idiots claiming the women are overreacting:
This occurred at a Slut Walk. For those not familiar with it, the Slut Walk is basically a peaceful protest seeking to eliminate the rape apologism so prevalent in society. The basis is that no woman is โ€œasking for it,โ€ with โ€œitโ€ being rape. Itโ€™s not a feminist protest; itโ€™s a human rights protest.
Many of the protesters, as you can probably imagine, have dealt with sexual harassment or rape in their own lives. Many of them have structured their daily activities to avoid being raped. The gathering is supposed to be a place for them to feel empowered and able to recover in the company of those who understand what theyโ€™ve been through or who will not blame them.
Nobody at a Slut Walk will tell a survivor that itโ€™s her fault. They will not ask what she was wearing to provoke her attacker. Nobody will say she had too much to drink. Nobody will tell the men in the group that they are inherently rapists themselves, and nobody will tell a male survivor that his experience โ€œwasnโ€™t really rape.โ€
Then, this fellow comes along. He sees this gathering of survivors and their supporters, and to him, itโ€™s a joke. He sees feminazis. He sees girls who are taking โ€œa bit of funโ€ too seriously. And what does he do? He exposes himself to this group of survivors and supporters - some of whom are, in fact, underage.
He sexually harasses literally hundreds of women in one act. Aside from public indecency, there was cruel intent in his actions. He wanted to make them uncomfortable. He wanted to โ€œput them in their place.โ€ Other photos from this event show him flipping the protesters off and laughing at their anger.
And there are still people defending his actions. There are those who still feel like these women wereย asking for itand that they deserved to be harassed for trying to claim they werenโ€™t. There are those who feel that women should beย taught a lesson this way, and they applaud this manโ€™s actions.
So no, he didnโ€™t pull out his dick in front of feminist protesters. He harassed dozens - if not hundreds - of rape survivors. The reaction to his actions alone outline the purpose of the Slut Walk.
For those of you still doubting whether what he did was wrong (and I do wonder if thereโ€™s something wrong with you, if you have doubts), let me give you an analogous situation. Imagine a gathering of black civil rights activists. Imagine Martin Luther King Jr., Malcolm X, Rosa Parks, and all their colleagues gathered together to demonstrate that being black did not make them lesser people. That being black and living in the South did not mean they were โ€œaskingโ€ to be the target of hate crimes.
And at this gathering, a white man decides he should teach them a lesson by pointedly hanging a noose from the nearest tree and laughing at their anger. And other white men, laughing along with him, commend him for taking these activists down a peg.
Thatโ€™s what happened here. Itโ€™s not an โ€œOMG, I canโ€™t believe he did that!โ€ moment. Itโ€™s an โ€œOMG, there are people who think this is okayโ€ moment. And the fact is, itโ€™s not. It never will be. And thatโ€™s the take home message of this ridiculous rant Iโ€™ve written up.

And this is why we still need feminism.

this made me cry holy shit

That was hands down one of the most well-written and beautiful responses I have had the pleasure to read. Thank you
: artbymoga:

onefitmodel:

rootandrock:

timeofthedecade:

bigdaddyg-wil:

this guy pulled out his dick in front of like 5 billion feminist protestors holy shit

Some context for the idiots claiming the women are overreacting:
This occurred at a Slut Walk. For those not familiar with it, the Slut Walk is basically a peaceful protest seeking to eliminate the rape apologism so prevalent in society. The basis is that no woman is โ€œasking for it,โ€ with โ€œitโ€ being rape. Itโ€™s not a feminist protest; itโ€™s a human rights protest.
Many of the protesters, as you can probably imagine, have dealt with sexual harassment or rape in their own lives. Many of them have structured their daily activities to avoid being raped. The gathering is supposed to be a place for them to feel empowered and able to recover in the company of those who understand what theyโ€™ve been through or who will not blame them.
Nobody at a Slut Walk will tell a survivor that itโ€™s her fault. They will not ask what she was wearing to provoke her attacker. Nobody will say she had too much to drink. Nobody will tell the men in the group that they are inherently rapists themselves, and nobody will tell a male survivor that his experience โ€œwasnโ€™t really rape.โ€
Then, this fellow comes along. He sees this gathering of survivors and their supporters, and to him, itโ€™s a joke. He sees feminazis. He sees girls who are taking โ€œa bit of funโ€ too seriously. And what does he do? He exposes himself to this group of survivors and supporters - some of whom are, in fact, underage.
He sexually harasses literally hundreds of women in one act. Aside from public indecency, there was cruel intent in his actions. He wanted to make them uncomfortable. He wanted to โ€œput them in their place.โ€ Other photos from this event show him flipping the protesters off and laughing at their anger.
And there are still people defending his actions. There are those who still feel like these women wereย asking for itand that they deserved to be harassed for trying to claim they werenโ€™t. There are those who feel that women should beย taught a lesson this way, and they applaud this manโ€™s actions.
So no, he didnโ€™t pull out his dick in front of feminist protesters. He harassed dozens - if not hundreds - of rape survivors. The reaction to his actions alone outline the purpose of the Slut Walk.
For those of you still doubting whether what he did was wrong (and I do wonder if thereโ€™s something wrong with you, if you have doubts), let me give you an analogous situation. Imagine a gathering of black civil rights activists. Imagine Martin Luther King Jr., Malcolm X, Rosa Parks, and all their colleagues gathered together to demonstrate that being black did not make them lesser people. That being black and living in the South did not mean they were โ€œaskingโ€ to be the target of hate crimes.
And at this gathering, a white man decides he should teach them a lesson by pointedly hanging a noose from the nearest tree and laughing at their anger. And other white men, laughing along with him, commend him for taking these activists down a peg.
Thatโ€™s what happened here. Itโ€™s not an โ€œOMG, I canโ€™t believe he did that!โ€ moment. Itโ€™s an โ€œOMG, there are people who think this is okayโ€ moment. And the fact is, itโ€™s not. It never will be. And thatโ€™s the take home message of this ridiculous rant Iโ€™ve written up.

And this is why we still need feminism.

this made me cry holy shit

That was hands down one of the most well-written and beautiful responses I have had the pleasure to read. Thank you

                    
                
            

            
            
        

    

    

        
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        fenixfoxtrot510:

tyrantisterror:
driftingindeadspace:

tyrantisterror:

driftingindeadspace:

tyrantisterror:

godzilla3092:

tyrantisterror:

godzilla201460:

mark9-jaeger-kaiju-gesundheit:

The Man of Steel vs the King of the Monsters by DR-Studios

Man of steel is fucked.

One is a horrifying unstoppable murder monster that smashes buildings and kills all who oppose it while laughing off the pitiful weapons humanity throws at it and never once stops to consider the value of the human lives that get caught in the wake of its titanic battles for supremacy.
The other is Godzilla.

Iโ€™d hate to say it, you guys, but Godzilla probably wouldnโ€™t win that fight.

Probably not, not.ย  At some point Godzilla would try to avoid killing innocent bystanders, at which point Superman would make the kill shot in a way that forces Godzillaโ€™s corpse to fall onto and crush as many fleeing human beings as possible.ย  Superman would then toss the carcass into a dozen or so more buildings, specifically aiming for those that are still inhabited by trapped people, and maybe drag the corpse through the rubble just in case a few humans clung onto life despite their grievous wounds before finally leaving the carcass on a school or hospital to rot and fester - or maybe in the water supply to ensure the maximum amount of people can be exposed to whatever diseases result.
Then heโ€™d threaten the military not to cross him again before making a terrible sex joke at Amy Adams.

Iโ€™m sorry to say, but you got both of these characters COMPLETELY backwards.

No, Godzilla does go out of his way to avoid hurting innocent bystanders - at least in the 2014 movie, which is the version shown in the picture above.ย  Godzilla tries his best to avoid going through the Golden Gate bridge, avoids swimming through navy ships, and even tries to walk around buildings rather than through them when fighting the wicked mutos.ย  And he does it in a few other movies, too - one time that stands out to me occurs in the original Godzilla vs. MechaGodzilla he actually leads the evil MechaGodzilla away from the city into the wilderness before having a brutal match.
So yeah, Iโ€™d say I have them pretty spot on.

I think the reason he doesnโ€™t go through buildings because that would be fucking stupid. Also he didnโ€™t seem to care enough when he started smashing the golden gate bridge with the bus full of children on it when the military attacked him. Or how about the time he flooded all of Hawaii? Heโ€™s not consciously protecting humans because all he cares about is killing the MUTOS. He most likely fights them for territory which would kind of make sense as to why he would want to be killed by Superman in the first place

1. Godzilla was knocked into the bridge by those missiles.ย  Thereโ€™s a difference between stumbling into something when someone pushes you into it and purposely knocking that thing over.ย  What happened with Godzilla and the bridge was the former - he actually spent a good chunk of time avoiding the bridge and blocking it from the missiles with his body before he was finally forced through it.ย  Thatโ€™s not Godzillaโ€™s fault, thatโ€™s the militaryโ€™s.
2. Godzilla didnโ€™t mean to flood Hawaii - he probably wasnโ€™t even aware of how the water was being displaced.ย  Itโ€™s destructive, sure, but itโ€™s not something he could avoid.ย  Itโ€™s not the same as, say, a super powered murderer tackling another super powered murderer through a cornfield into a populated area like some kind of sociopath.
I donโ€™t know why youโ€™re trying to paint Godzilla in such a negative light, but it kinda scares me.



Yaโ€™ll lay off Godzilla! Heโ€™s trying his best! His best is all he can do and itโ€™s difficult to do so when litteral armies of people are trying to sabotage him!


Godzilla is the local Lizard that wonโ€™t hurt the ants because they need each other.Superman is the invasive bird that seeks to eat all ants to assert dominance : fenixfoxtrot510:

tyrantisterror:
driftingindeadspace:

tyrantisterror:

driftingindeadspace:

tyrantisterror:

godzilla3092:

tyrantisterror:

godzilla201460:

mark9-jaeger-kaiju-gesundheit:

The Man of Steel vs the King of the Monsters by DR-Studios

Man of steel is fucked.

One is a horrifying unstoppable murder monster that smashes buildings and kills all who oppose it while laughing off the pitiful weapons humanity throws at it and never once stops to consider the value of the human lives that get caught in the wake of its titanic battles for supremacy.
The other is Godzilla.

Iโ€™d hate to say it, you guys, but Godzilla probably wouldnโ€™t win that fight.

Probably not, not.ย  At some point Godzilla would try to avoid killing innocent bystanders, at which point Superman would make the kill shot in a way that forces Godzillaโ€™s corpse to fall onto and crush as many fleeing human beings as possible.ย  Superman would then toss the carcass into a dozen or so more buildings, specifically aiming for those that are still inhabited by trapped people, and maybe drag the corpse through the rubble just in case a few humans clung onto life despite their grievous wounds before finally leaving the carcass on a school or hospital to rot and fester - or maybe in the water supply to ensure the maximum amount of people can be exposed to whatever diseases result.
Then heโ€™d threaten the military not to cross him again before making a terrible sex joke at Amy Adams.

Iโ€™m sorry to say, but you got both of these characters COMPLETELY backwards.

No, Godzilla does go out of his way to avoid hurting innocent bystanders - at least in the 2014 movie, which is the version shown in the picture above.ย  Godzilla tries his best to avoid going through the Golden Gate bridge, avoids swimming through navy ships, and even tries to walk around buildings rather than through them when fighting the wicked mutos.ย  And he does it in a few other movies, too - one time that stands out to me occurs in the original Godzilla vs. MechaGodzilla he actually leads the evil MechaGodzilla away from the city into the wilderness before having a brutal match.
So yeah, Iโ€™d say I have them pretty spot on.

I think the reason he doesnโ€™t go through buildings because that would be fucking stupid. Also he didnโ€™t seem to care enough when he started smashing the golden gate bridge with the bus full of children on it when the military attacked him. Or how about the time he flooded all of Hawaii? Heโ€™s not consciously protecting humans because all he cares about is killing the MUTOS. He most likely fights them for territory which would kind of make sense as to why he would want to be killed by Superman in the first place

1. Godzilla was knocked into the bridge by those missiles.ย  Thereโ€™s a difference between stumbling into something when someone pushes you into it and purposely knocking that thing over.ย  What happened with Godzilla and the bridge was the former - he actually spent a good chunk of time avoiding the bridge and blocking it from the missiles with his body before he was finally forced through it.ย  Thatโ€™s not Godzillaโ€™s fault, thatโ€™s the militaryโ€™s.
2. Godzilla didnโ€™t mean to flood Hawaii - he probably wasnโ€™t even aware of how the water was being displaced.ย  Itโ€™s destructive, sure, but itโ€™s not something he could avoid.ย  Itโ€™s not the same as, say, a super powered murderer tackling another super powered murderer through a cornfield into a populated area like some kind of sociopath.
I donโ€™t know why youโ€™re trying to paint Godzilla in such a negative light, but it kinda scares me.



Yaโ€™ll lay off Godzilla! Heโ€™s trying his best! His best is all he can do and itโ€™s difficult to do so when litteral armies of people are trying to sabotage him!


Godzilla is the local Lizard that wonโ€™t hurt the ants because they need each other.Superman is the invasive bird that seeks to eat all ants to assert dominance 
        

            
            

                
                
                    fenixfoxtrot510:

tyrantisterror:
driftingindeadspace:

tyrantisterror:

driftingindeadspace:

tyrantisterror:

godzilla3092:

tyrantisterror:

godzilla201460:

mark9-jaeger-kaiju-gesundheit:

The Man of Steel vs the King of the Monsters by DR-Studios

Man of steel is fucked.

One is a horrifying unstoppable murder monster that smashes buildings and kills all who oppose it while laughing off the pitiful weapons humanity throws at it and never once stops to consider the value of the human lives that get caught in the wake of its titanic battles for supremacy.
The other is Godzilla.

Iโ€™d hate to say it, you guys, but Godzilla probably wouldnโ€™t win that fight.

Probably not, not.ย  At some point Godzilla would try to avoid killing innocent bystanders, at which point Superman would make the kill shot in a way that forces Godzillaโ€™s corpse to fall onto and crush as many fleeing human beings as possible.ย  Superman would then toss the carcass into a dozen or so more buildings, specifically aiming for those that are still inhabited by trapped people, and maybe drag the corpse through the rubble just in case a few humans clung onto life despite their grievous wounds before finally leaving the carcass on a school or hospital to rot and fester - or maybe in the water supply to ensure the maximum amount of people can be exposed to whatever diseases result.
Then heโ€™d threaten the military not to cross him again before making a terrible sex joke at Amy Adams.

Iโ€™m sorry to say, but you got both of these characters COMPLETELY backwards.

No, Godzilla does go out of his way to avoid hurting innocent bystanders - at least in the 2014 movie, which is the version shown in the picture above.ย  Godzilla tries his best to avoid going through the Golden Gate bridge, avoids swimming through navy ships, and even tries to walk around buildings rather than through them when fighting the wicked mutos.ย  And he does it in a few other movies, too - one time that stands out to me occurs in the original Godzilla vs. MechaGodzilla he actually leads the evil MechaGodzilla away from the city into the wilderness before having a brutal match.
So yeah, Iโ€™d say I have them pretty spot on.

I think the reason he doesnโ€™t go through buildings because that would be fucking stupid. Also he didnโ€™t seem to care enough when he started smashing the golden gate bridge with the bus full of children on it when the military attacked him. Or how about the time he flooded all of Hawaii? Heโ€™s not consciously protecting humans because all he cares about is killing the MUTOS. He most likely fights them for territory which would kind of make sense as to why he would want to be killed by Superman in the first place

1. Godzilla was knocked into the bridge by those missiles.ย  Thereโ€™s a difference between stumbling into something when someone pushes you into it and purposely knocking that thing over.ย  What happened with Godzilla and the bridge was the former - he actually spent a good chunk of time avoiding the bridge and blocking it from the missiles with his body before he was finally forced through it.ย  Thatโ€™s not Godzillaโ€™s fault, thatโ€™s the militaryโ€™s.
2. Godzilla didnโ€™t mean to flood Hawaii - he probably wasnโ€™t even aware of how the water was being displaced.ย  Itโ€™s destructive, sure, but itโ€™s not something he could avoid.ย  Itโ€™s not the same as, say, a super powered murderer tackling another super powered murderer through a cornfield into a populated area like some kind of sociopath.
I donโ€™t know why youโ€™re trying to paint Godzilla in such a negative light, but it kinda scares me.



Yaโ€™ll lay off Godzilla! Heโ€™s trying his best! His best is all he can do and itโ€™s difficult to do so when litteral armies of people are trying to sabotage him!


Godzilla is the local Lizard that wonโ€™t hurt the ants because they need each other.Superman is the invasive bird that seeks to eat all ants to assert dominance : fenixfoxtrot510:

tyrantisterror:
driftingindeadspace:

tyrantisterror:

driftingindeadspace:

tyrantisterror:

godzilla3092:

tyrantisterror:

godzilla201460:

mark9-jaeger-kaiju-gesundheit:

The Man of Steel vs the King of the Monsters by DR-Studios

Man of steel is fucked.

One is a horrifying unstoppable murder monster that smashes buildings and kills all who oppose it while laughing off the pitiful weapons humanity throws at it and never once stops to consider the value of the human lives that get caught in the wake of its titanic battles for supremacy.
The other is Godzilla.

Iโ€™d hate to say it, you guys, but Godzilla probably wouldnโ€™t win that fight.

Probably not, not.ย  At some point Godzilla would try to avoid killing innocent bystanders, at which point Superman would make the kill shot in a way that forces Godzillaโ€™s corpse to fall onto and crush as many fleeing human beings as possible.ย  Superman would then toss the carcass into a dozen or so more buildings, specifically aiming for those that are still inhabited by trapped people, and maybe drag the corpse through the rubble just in case a few humans clung onto life despite their grievous wounds before finally leaving the carcass on a school or hospital to rot and fester - or maybe in the water supply to ensure the maximum amount of people can be exposed to whatever diseases result.
Then heโ€™d threaten the military not to cross him again before making a terrible sex joke at Amy Adams.

Iโ€™m sorry to say, but you got both of these characters COMPLETELY backwards.

No, Godzilla does go out of his way to avoid hurting innocent bystanders - at least in the 2014 movie, which is the version shown in the picture above.ย  Godzilla tries his best to avoid going through the Golden Gate bridge, avoids swimming through navy ships, and even tries to walk around buildings rather than through them when fighting the wicked mutos.ย  And he does it in a few other movies, too - one time that stands out to me occurs in the original Godzilla vs. MechaGodzilla he actually leads the evil MechaGodzilla away from the city into the wilderness before having a brutal match.
So yeah, Iโ€™d say I have them pretty spot on.

I think the reason he doesnโ€™t go through buildings because that would be fucking stupid. Also he didnโ€™t seem to care enough when he started smashing the golden gate bridge with the bus full of children on it when the military attacked him. Or how about the time he flooded all of Hawaii? Heโ€™s not consciously protecting humans because all he cares about is killing the MUTOS. He most likely fights them for territory which would kind of make sense as to why he would want to be killed by Superman in the first place

1. Godzilla was knocked into the bridge by those missiles.ย  Thereโ€™s a difference between stumbling into something when someone pushes you into it and purposely knocking that thing over.ย  What happened with Godzilla and the bridge was the former - he actually spent a good chunk of time avoiding the bridge and blocking it from the missiles with his body before he was finally forced through it.ย  Thatโ€™s not Godzillaโ€™s fault, thatโ€™s the militaryโ€™s.
2. Godzilla didnโ€™t mean to flood Hawaii - he probably wasnโ€™t even aware of how the water was being displaced.ย  Itโ€™s destructive, sure, but itโ€™s not something he could avoid.ย  Itโ€™s not the same as, say, a super powered murderer tackling another super powered murderer through a cornfield into a populated area like some kind of sociopath.
I donโ€™t know why youโ€™re trying to paint Godzilla in such a negative light, but it kinda scares me.



Yaโ€™ll lay off Godzilla! Heโ€™s trying his best! His best is all he can do and itโ€™s difficult to do so when litteral armies of people are trying to sabotage him!


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        inu-fanon:

czarcastic-dog:

Sesshomaruโ€™s retort would probably be something along the lines of;
โ€œโ€ฆ.โ€
*punch Inuyasha in the face*

Wait, what?ย  Way to go completely making up a line for Sango, there, English manga, and missing the joke in the process.
This was probably the funniest page in the entire series, and was unfortunately axed from the anime version due to the anime almost completely removing the Kinka-Ginka story.ย  Hereโ€™s how it actually went down:

I guess the line was changed due to the fact that โ€œsneezing means someoneโ€™s talking about you behind your backโ€ is a Japanese superstition unfamiliar to some American audiences, but changing Sangoโ€™s line makes the next bit seem like it comes out of nowhere.ย  Jakenโ€™s line is also likely a play on the Japanese saying that โ€œonly fools never catch coldsโ€.: THERE'S NO
 COMPARISON
 WITH THOSE
 IDIOTS!
 FIRST-IT
 ISN'T MY
 FAULT!
 SESSHOMARU
 STARTED IT!
 AND NO
 SIBLING HAS
 EVER SAID
 THAT BEFORE.
 AH,
 YES...
 I WONDER
 WHAT
 SESSHOMARU'S
 RETORT
 WOULD BE...
inu-fanon:

czarcastic-dog:

Sesshomaruโ€™s retort would probably be something along the lines of;
โ€œโ€ฆ.โ€
*punch Inuyasha in the face*

Wait, what?ย  Way to go completely making up a line for Sango, there, English manga, and missing the joke in the process.
This was probably the funniest page in the entire series, and was unfortunately axed from the anime version due to the anime almost completely removing the Kinka-Ginka story.ย  Hereโ€™s how it actually went down:

I guess the line was changed due to the fact that โ€œsneezing means someoneโ€™s talking about you behind your backโ€ is a Japanese superstition unfamiliar to some American audiences, but changing Sangoโ€™s line makes the next bit seem like it comes out of nowhere.ย  Jakenโ€™s line is also likely a play on the Japanese saying that โ€œonly fools never catch coldsโ€.
        

            
            

                
                
                    inu-fanon:

czarcastic-dog:

Sesshomaruโ€™s retort would probably be something along the lines of;
โ€œโ€ฆ.โ€
*punch Inuyasha in the face*

Wait, what?ย  Way to go completely making up a line for Sango, there, English manga, and missing the joke in the process.
This was probably the funniest page in the entire series, and was unfortunately axed from the anime version due to the anime almost completely removing the Kinka-Ginka story.ย  Hereโ€™s how it actually went down:

I guess the line was changed due to the fact that โ€œsneezing means someoneโ€™s talking about you behind your backโ€ is a Japanese superstition unfamiliar to some American audiences, but changing Sangoโ€™s line makes the next bit seem like it comes out of nowhere.ย  Jakenโ€™s line is also likely a play on the Japanese saying that โ€œonly fools never catch coldsโ€.: THERE'S NO
 COMPARISON
 WITH THOSE
 IDIOTS!
 FIRST-IT
 ISN'T MY
 FAULT!
 SESSHOMARU
 STARTED IT!
 AND NO
 SIBLING HAS
 EVER SAID
 THAT BEFORE.
 AH,
 YES...
 I WONDER
 WHAT
 SESSHOMARU'S
 RETORT
 WOULD BE...
inu-fanon:

czarcastic-dog:

Sesshomaruโ€™s retort would probably be something along the lines of;
โ€œโ€ฆ.โ€
*punch Inuyasha in the face*

Wait, what?ย  Way to go completely making up a line for Sango, there, English manga, and missing the joke in the process.
This was probably the funniest page in the entire series, and was unfortunately axed from the anime version due to the anime almost completely removing the Kinka-Ginka story.ย  Hereโ€™s how it actually went down:

I guess the line was changed due to the fact that โ€œsneezing means someoneโ€™s talking about you behind your backโ€ is a Japanese superstition unfamiliar to some American audiences, but changing Sangoโ€™s line makes the next bit seem like it comes out of nowhere.ย  Jakenโ€™s line is also likely a play on the Japanese saying that โ€œonly fools never catch coldsโ€.
                    
                
            

            
                
                
inu-fanon:

czarcastic-dog:

Sesshomaruโ€™s retort would probably be something along the lines of;
โ€œโ€ฆ.โ€
*punch Inuyasha in the face*

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        endangered-justice-seeker:


One of the most important things you can teach your kids is when and how to say no to authority figures.




Off-topic but what odd bowties.๏ฟผ: erinSCIF for America
 @erinscafe
 An 11-year-old told his class he was
 thankful that his dads were going to
 adopt him, and the substitute teacher
 told him "that's nothing to be
 thankful for."
 The three girls who stood up for this
 boy and went to get the principal are
 actual heroes.
 A Utah substitute told 5th graders that 'homosexuality
 is wrong.' She was escorted out after 3...
 P sltrib.com

 erinSCIF for America
 @erinscafe
 He "told his dads that he understood
 what the substitute was saying. D.M.
 said he didn't speak up, though,
 because he's had two failed
 adoptions before and didn't want his
 dads to rethink their decision, with his
 final court hearing coming up on Dec.
 19."
 "He was so fearful that this could make us
 think that we don't want to adopt him,"
 van Amstel said, trying not to cry. "That's
 definitely not going to happen. But this
 situation really hurt him. This person
 really hurt us."

 erinSCIF for America
 @erinscafe
 Like, these girls asked her to stop
 multiple times and then walked right
 tf out of class and straight to her
 boss.
 The kids are all right.
 Three girls asked her to stop multiple
 times. But she continued, so they walked
 out of the room to get the principal.
 As the substitute was escorted out of the
 building, she was still arguing, trying to
 make her point, the boy's fathers say they
 were told by school officials.
 "She also tried to blame our son," said one
 of the boy's dads, Louis van Amstel, โ€œand
 told him that it was his fault that she went
 off."
endangered-justice-seeker:


One of the most important things you can teach your kids is when and how to say no to authority figures.




Off-topic but what odd bowties.๏ฟผ
        

            
            

                
                
                    endangered-justice-seeker:


One of the most important things you can teach your kids is when and how to say no to authority figures.




Off-topic but what odd bowties.๏ฟผ: erinSCIF for America
 @erinscafe
 An 11-year-old told his class he was
 thankful that his dads were going to
 adopt him, and the substitute teacher
 told him "that's nothing to be
 thankful for."
 The three girls who stood up for this
 boy and went to get the principal are
 actual heroes.
 A Utah substitute told 5th graders that 'homosexuality
 is wrong.' She was escorted out after 3...
 P sltrib.com

 erinSCIF for America
 @erinscafe
 He "told his dads that he understood
 what the substitute was saying. D.M.
 said he didn't speak up, though,
 because he's had two failed
 adoptions before and didn't want his
 dads to rethink their decision, with his
 final court hearing coming up on Dec.
 19."
 "He was so fearful that this could make us
 think that we don't want to adopt him,"
 van Amstel said, trying not to cry. "That's
 definitely not going to happen. But this
 situation really hurt him. This person
 really hurt us."

 erinSCIF for America
 @erinscafe
 Like, these girls asked her to stop
 multiple times and then walked right
 tf out of class and straight to her
 boss.
 The kids are all right.
 Three girls asked her to stop multiple
 times. But she continued, so they walked
 out of the room to get the principal.
 As the substitute was escorted out of the
 building, she was still arguing, trying to
 make her point, the boy's fathers say they
 were told by school officials.
 "She also tried to blame our son," said one
 of the boy's dads, Louis van Amstel, โ€œand
 told him that it was his fault that she went
 off."
endangered-justice-seeker:


One of the most important things you can teach your kids is when and how to say no to authority figures.




Off-topic but what odd bowties.๏ฟผ
                    
                
            

            
                
                
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        itsalwaysgarytime:

This piece is not finished and will be updated to be a complete piece!! After
 New Yearโ€™s I got hit by a Big Art Block (as is the case it seems with 
every New Yearโ€™sโ€ฆ. must be alcoholโ€™s fault) ย So I decided to start 
learning The Kaidonโ€™s new armor he wears in the Reclaimer Saga of Halo. 
So here is the badass Keith David voiced Sangheili Warrior Ruler!
 ย  ย  ย  ย 
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 ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย : itsalwaysgarytime:

This piece is not finished and will be updated to be a complete piece!! After
 New Yearโ€™s I got hit by a Big Art Block (as is the case it seems with 
every New Yearโ€™sโ€ฆ. must be alcoholโ€™s fault) ย So I decided to start 
learning The Kaidonโ€™s new armor he wears in the Reclaimer Saga of Halo. 
So here is the badass Keith David voiced Sangheili Warrior Ruler!
 ย  ย  ย  ย 
 ย  ย  ย  ย 
 ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย 
 ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย 
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 ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย 
 ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย 
 ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย 

 ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย 
        

            
            

                
                
                    itsalwaysgarytime:

This piece is not finished and will be updated to be a complete piece!! After
 New Yearโ€™s I got hit by a Big Art Block (as is the case it seems with 
every New Yearโ€™sโ€ฆ. must be alcoholโ€™s fault) ย So I decided to start 
learning The Kaidonโ€™s new armor he wears in the Reclaimer Saga of Halo. 
So here is the badass Keith David voiced Sangheili Warrior Ruler!
 ย  ย  ย  ย 
 ย  ย  ย  ย 
 ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย 
 ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย 
 ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย 
 ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย 
 ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย 
 ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย 

 ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย : itsalwaysgarytime:

This piece is not finished and will be updated to be a complete piece!! After
 New Yearโ€™s I got hit by a Big Art Block (as is the case it seems with 
every New Yearโ€™sโ€ฆ. must be alcoholโ€™s fault) ย So I decided to start 
learning The Kaidonโ€™s new armor he wears in the Reclaimer Saga of Halo. 
So here is the badass Keith David voiced Sangheili Warrior Ruler!
 ย  ย  ย  ย 
 ย  ย  ย  ย 
 ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย 
 ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย 
 ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย 
 ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย 
 ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย 
 ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย 

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        glyndarling:

aerylon:

loloftheday:

Letโ€™s see you little punks smash my letterbox now

This reminds me of this guy who used to live on my dadโ€™s street. ย 

Every time it snowed, the snow plow would take out his mailbox - and only his mail box. ย And just to be clear - it was done intentionally. ย No one knows why, but the driver of the snow plow would target his box and mow it down. ย Heโ€™d call the DOT to complain, and would get an earful of excuses that amounted to โ€œnot our fault you have a wimpy mailbox.โ€ ย 

Fast forward to the next winter. ย First decent snow starts falling, and every kid is hoping for a snow day. ย It was right around 4:30 am that the whole neighborhood was woken up to this loud CLANG and the screech of tearing metal. ย My dad made it to the window first and started laughing his ass off.

Sitting out side was one very totaled, and almost ripped in half, snow plow. ย And these werenโ€™t little pick-up trucks with a blade on the front, we have these up in NY:

Well, turns out over the summer, my dadโ€™s neighbor got himself a backhoe and sank a steel I beam into the ground in his front yard. ย Then he covered it with a decorative wood sleeve and topped it with a brand new mailbox. ย When the snowplow driver tried to mow it down it was a bad case of immovable object meets unstoppable force - and the mailbox won. ย With the plow firmly impaled on the I beam, it was very clear that the driver had gone out of his way to hit it. ย 

Naturally, the DOT wasnโ€™t happy, and the neighborโ€™s reply was simple: โ€œNot my faulty you have a wimpy snowplow.โ€ ย They did try to sue him for the damages, but as he had gone to the town, gotten approval for the post and its installation, and made sure everything was up to code, it was thrown out pretty quick. ย 

And for anyone wondering about the driverโ€ฆ ย He was fine. ย His job and tighty-whiteys โ€ฆ not so much.


That is a very satisfying read.
: 1AM
glyndarling:

aerylon:

loloftheday:

Letโ€™s see you little punks smash my letterbox now

This reminds me of this guy who used to live on my dadโ€™s street. ย 

Every time it snowed, the snow plow would take out his mailbox - and only his mail box. ย And just to be clear - it was done intentionally. ย No one knows why, but the driver of the snow plow would target his box and mow it down. ย Heโ€™d call the DOT to complain, and would get an earful of excuses that amounted to โ€œnot our fault you have a wimpy mailbox.โ€ ย 

Fast forward to the next winter. ย First decent snow starts falling, and every kid is hoping for a snow day. ย It was right around 4:30 am that the whole neighborhood was woken up to this loud CLANG and the screech of tearing metal. ย My dad made it to the window first and started laughing his ass off.

Sitting out side was one very totaled, and almost ripped in half, snow plow. ย And these werenโ€™t little pick-up trucks with a blade on the front, we have these up in NY:

Well, turns out over the summer, my dadโ€™s neighbor got himself a backhoe and sank a steel I beam into the ground in his front yard. ย Then he covered it with a decorative wood sleeve and topped it with a brand new mailbox. ย When the snowplow driver tried to mow it down it was a bad case of immovable object meets unstoppable force - and the mailbox won. ย With the plow firmly impaled on the I beam, it was very clear that the driver had gone out of his way to hit it. ย 

Naturally, the DOT wasnโ€™t happy, and the neighborโ€™s reply was simple: โ€œNot my faulty you have a wimpy snowplow.โ€ ย They did try to sue him for the damages, but as he had gone to the town, gotten approval for the post and its installation, and made sure everything was up to code, it was thrown out pretty quick. ย 

And for anyone wondering about the driverโ€ฆ ย He was fine. ย His job and tighty-whiteys โ€ฆ not so much.


That is a very satisfying read.

        

            
            

                
                
                    glyndarling:

aerylon:

loloftheday:

Letโ€™s see you little punks smash my letterbox now

This reminds me of this guy who used to live on my dadโ€™s street. ย 

Every time it snowed, the snow plow would take out his mailbox - and only his mail box. ย And just to be clear - it was done intentionally. ย No one knows why, but the driver of the snow plow would target his box and mow it down. ย Heโ€™d call the DOT to complain, and would get an earful of excuses that amounted to โ€œnot our fault you have a wimpy mailbox.โ€ ย 

Fast forward to the next winter. ย First decent snow starts falling, and every kid is hoping for a snow day. ย It was right around 4:30 am that the whole neighborhood was woken up to this loud CLANG and the screech of tearing metal. ย My dad made it to the window first and started laughing his ass off.

Sitting out side was one very totaled, and almost ripped in half, snow plow. ย And these werenโ€™t little pick-up trucks with a blade on the front, we have these up in NY:

Well, turns out over the summer, my dadโ€™s neighbor got himself a backhoe and sank a steel I beam into the ground in his front yard. ย Then he covered it with a decorative wood sleeve and topped it with a brand new mailbox. ย When the snowplow driver tried to mow it down it was a bad case of immovable object meets unstoppable force - and the mailbox won. ย With the plow firmly impaled on the I beam, it was very clear that the driver had gone out of his way to hit it. ย 

Naturally, the DOT wasnโ€™t happy, and the neighborโ€™s reply was simple: โ€œNot my faulty you have a wimpy snowplow.โ€ ย They did try to sue him for the damages, but as he had gone to the town, gotten approval for the post and its installation, and made sure everything was up to code, it was thrown out pretty quick. ย 

And for anyone wondering about the driverโ€ฆ ย He was fine. ย His job and tighty-whiteys โ€ฆ not so much.


That is a very satisfying read.
: 1AM
glyndarling:

aerylon:

loloftheday:

Letโ€™s see you little punks smash my letterbox now

This reminds me of this guy who used to live on my dadโ€™s street. ย 

Every time it snowed, the snow plow would take out his mailbox - and only his mail box. ย And just to be clear - it was done intentionally. ย No one knows why, but the driver of the snow plow would target his box and mow it down. ย Heโ€™d call the DOT to complain, and would get an earful of excuses that amounted to โ€œnot our fault you have a wimpy mailbox.โ€ ย 

Fast forward to the next winter. ย First decent snow starts falling, and every kid is hoping for a snow day. ย It was right around 4:30 am that the whole neighborhood was woken up to this loud CLANG and the screech of tearing metal. ย My dad made it to the window first and started laughing his ass off.

Sitting out side was one very totaled, and almost ripped in half, snow plow. ย And these werenโ€™t little pick-up trucks with a blade on the front, we have these up in NY:

Well, turns out over the summer, my dadโ€™s neighbor got himself a backhoe and sank a steel I beam into the ground in his front yard. ย Then he covered it with a decorative wood sleeve and topped it with a brand new mailbox. ย When the snowplow driver tried to mow it down it was a bad case of immovable object meets unstoppable force - and the mailbox won. ย With the plow firmly impaled on the I beam, it was very clear that the driver had gone out of his way to hit it. ย 

Naturally, the DOT wasnโ€™t happy, and the neighborโ€™s reply was simple: โ€œNot my faulty you have a wimpy snowplow.โ€ ย They did try to sue him for the damages, but as he had gone to the town, gotten approval for the post and its installation, and made sure everything was up to code, it was thrown out pretty quick. ย 

And for anyone wondering about the driverโ€ฆ ย He was fine. ย His job and tighty-whiteys โ€ฆ not so much.


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        corporationsarepeople:
dinosaurrainbowstarfish:

beachfox:

livebloggingmydescentintomadness:

ffermented-salmonella:

goddessolga:

since1938:
My man Jesus

What story is that?

Matthew 18:9

โ€œAnd if your eye causes you to sin, gouge it out and throw it away.โ€

โ€œJesus, how can I avoid sin when all these hussies keep revealing the fact that they have bodies?!โ€
โ€œHmmm, tough call bro. Have you tried gouging out your eyes so you donโ€™t have to see all those bodies anymore?โ€
โ€œwutโ€
โ€œWhat?โ€
โ€œShouldnโ€™t you tell them toโ€ฆ stop dressing like that or something?โ€
โ€œDonโ€™t see why. Itโ€™s not their fault that the fact that they have bodies makes you a fucking sinful horndog. Gotta fix that problem yourself, buddy. Go on, blind yourself.โ€
โ€œUhโ€ฆ.โ€
โ€œOr learn to keep it in your gโ€™damn pants no matter what theyโ€™re wearing.โ€

He goes on for like several examples too.
โ€œHow can I avoid like, an accidental slip of the hand whenโ€ฆtheyโ€™re dressin like that?โ€
โ€œCut it off.โ€
โ€œwutโ€
โ€œCut it off. Your hand. If itโ€™s a problem, stop having a hand.โ€
โ€œwutโ€
โ€œWhatโ€


โ€œDid I fucking stutter?โ€
: Shells&Emotions
 @anna_bayla
 My favorite bible story is when instead
 of telling women to dress modestly,
 Jesus tells his dudes to avoid lust by
 plucking their eyes out
 5/13/16, 1:44 AM
 986 RETWEETS 1,759 LIKES
corporationsarepeople:
dinosaurrainbowstarfish:

beachfox:

livebloggingmydescentintomadness:

ffermented-salmonella:

goddessolga:

since1938:
My man Jesus

What story is that?

Matthew 18:9

โ€œAnd if your eye causes you to sin, gouge it out and throw it away.โ€

โ€œJesus, how can I avoid sin when all these hussies keep revealing the fact that they have bodies?!โ€
โ€œHmmm, tough call bro. Have you tried gouging out your eyes so you donโ€™t have to see all those bodies anymore?โ€
โ€œwutโ€
โ€œWhat?โ€
โ€œShouldnโ€™t you tell them toโ€ฆ stop dressing like that or something?โ€
โ€œDonโ€™t see why. Itโ€™s not their fault that the fact that they have bodies makes you a fucking sinful horndog. Gotta fix that problem yourself, buddy. Go on, blind yourself.โ€
โ€œUhโ€ฆ.โ€
โ€œOr learn to keep it in your gโ€™damn pants no matter what theyโ€™re wearing.โ€

He goes on for like several examples too.
โ€œHow can I avoid like, an accidental slip of the hand whenโ€ฆtheyโ€™re dressin like that?โ€
โ€œCut it off.โ€
โ€œwutโ€
โ€œCut it off. Your hand. If itโ€™s a problem, stop having a hand.โ€
โ€œwutโ€
โ€œWhatโ€


โ€œDid I fucking stutter?โ€

        

            
            

                
                
                    corporationsarepeople:
dinosaurrainbowstarfish:

beachfox:

livebloggingmydescentintomadness:

ffermented-salmonella:

goddessolga:

since1938:
My man Jesus

What story is that?

Matthew 18:9

โ€œAnd if your eye causes you to sin, gouge it out and throw it away.โ€

โ€œJesus, how can I avoid sin when all these hussies keep revealing the fact that they have bodies?!โ€
โ€œHmmm, tough call bro. Have you tried gouging out your eyes so you donโ€™t have to see all those bodies anymore?โ€
โ€œwutโ€
โ€œWhat?โ€
โ€œShouldnโ€™t you tell them toโ€ฆ stop dressing like that or something?โ€
โ€œDonโ€™t see why. Itโ€™s not their fault that the fact that they have bodies makes you a fucking sinful horndog. Gotta fix that problem yourself, buddy. Go on, blind yourself.โ€
โ€œUhโ€ฆ.โ€
โ€œOr learn to keep it in your gโ€™damn pants no matter what theyโ€™re wearing.โ€

He goes on for like several examples too.
โ€œHow can I avoid like, an accidental slip of the hand whenโ€ฆtheyโ€™re dressin like that?โ€
โ€œCut it off.โ€
โ€œwutโ€
โ€œCut it off. Your hand. If itโ€™s a problem, stop having a hand.โ€
โ€œwutโ€
โ€œWhatโ€


โ€œDid I fucking stutter?โ€
: Shells&Emotions
 @anna_bayla
 My favorite bible story is when instead
 of telling women to dress modestly,
 Jesus tells his dudes to avoid lust by
 plucking their eyes out
 5/13/16, 1:44 AM
 986 RETWEETS 1,759 LIKES
corporationsarepeople:
dinosaurrainbowstarfish:

beachfox:

livebloggingmydescentintomadness:

ffermented-salmonella:

goddessolga:

since1938:
My man Jesus

What story is that?

Matthew 18:9

โ€œAnd if your eye causes you to sin, gouge it out and throw it away.โ€

โ€œJesus, how can I avoid sin when all these hussies keep revealing the fact that they have bodies?!โ€
โ€œHmmm, tough call bro. Have you tried gouging out your eyes so you donโ€™t have to see all those bodies anymore?โ€
โ€œwutโ€
โ€œWhat?โ€
โ€œShouldnโ€™t you tell them toโ€ฆ stop dressing like that or something?โ€
โ€œDonโ€™t see why. Itโ€™s not their fault that the fact that they have bodies makes you a fucking sinful horndog. Gotta fix that problem yourself, buddy. Go on, blind yourself.โ€
โ€œUhโ€ฆ.โ€
โ€œOr learn to keep it in your gโ€™damn pants no matter what theyโ€™re wearing.โ€

He goes on for like several examples too.
โ€œHow can I avoid like, an accidental slip of the hand whenโ€ฆtheyโ€™re dressin like that?โ€
โ€œCut it off.โ€
โ€œwutโ€
โ€œCut it off. Your hand. If itโ€™s a problem, stop having a hand.โ€
โ€œwutโ€
โ€œWhatโ€


โ€œDid I fucking stutter?โ€

                    
                
            

            
            
        

    

    

        
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