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angryvoiddetective: bunjywunjy: karn-libated: saunter-vaguely-into-a-bookshop: iamemeraldfox: simonalkenmayer: build-a-diy: 8-foot giant squid pillow. You’ll need: 2 yards of felt 1 yard of patterned fabric (I suggest a polka dot-type pattern so it looks like suction cups) 1 medium piece of black felt, 1 medium piece of white felt (for the eyes) white thread, black thread and thread of the same color as the felt you’re using pins about 5 lbs. of stuffing a couple big sheets of paper to draw your pattern First, you need to draw out your patterns. Here’s a basic template to get you started, although most of the measurements are reasonably fudgeable. If in the likely event you don’t have any four-foot-long pieces of paper lying around, just tape a few pieces together. Once you’ve drawn out your eight patterns, it’s time to cut the fabric. Pin the pattern to the fabric, laid flat, and cut out the following, leaving a half an inch or so of extra fabric around the edge of the pattern: FOR THE ARMS: 8 felt and 8 fabric cutouts of piece 1 FOR THE, UH, LONGER ARMS: 2 felt and 2 fabric cutouts of piece 2 FOR THE BODY: 2 felt cutouts of piece 3 FOR THE FIN: 4 felt cutouts of piece 4 FOR THE HEAD: 1 felt cutouts of piece 6 FOR THE EYES: 2 white felt cutouts of piece 7 and 2 black felt cutouts of piece 8 So now you’ve got all your pieces ready, it’s time to start sewing them together. I did mine by hand because my sewing machine is busted and I get a kind of Zen buzz from sewing by hand, but if you have a non-busted one I recommend that you use it as it will be MUCH EASIER. You’re going to be sewing everything with the nice side of the fabric facing in, then turning it inside out to stuff it. THE ARMS: (To make a quilted pattern that looks like suckers, see this other post). Pin together one patterned fabric piece 1 and one felt piece 1 (with the nice sides facing the inside). Sew down around the U-shape and back up, leaving the top open. Then turn the arm inside out, stuff it (it’s easiest to do both of these things if you sort of scrunch it up like you’re trying to put on a pair of tights, excuse the non-dude-friendly reference) and sew the top closed. Do the same for the other seven arms and rejoice in the fact that this is the most tedious part. Same deal with the two long arms, they’re just harder to stuff. THE FINS: Pin together two of your piece 4s and sew together the curvy outer edge. Turn the piece inside out, so the seam you just sewed is on the inside, and start sewing up the other side, stuffing gradually as you go along. You should end up with a triangle-ish puffy thing. Repeat for the other two piece 4s. THE BODY: Put down one piece 3, then place the two fins you have down with the point up and the curvy side pointing in, then make a sandwich by putting the other piece 3 down on top. Pin it all together and sew around the edges with the two fins still inside, as shown. Turn it inside out and move on to… THE HEAD: So take piece 6 and the ten arms you’ve already done. Lay the arms, fabric side facing you, out with the arms’ top seams in a line half an inch from the top of piece 6. The order should be arm arm arm arm BIG ARM arm arm arm arm BIG ARM. The legs should be almost entirely covering piece 6. Pin them in place and sew a straight line through the individual legs seams to attach the legs to piece 6. When you pick up the other side of piece 6, you now have something resembling a really weird untied hula skirt. Sew together the two 9-inch ends of piece 6 with the fabric side of the arms on the outside, and keep it inside out for the moment. PUTTING IT ALL TOGETHER: Fit the open end of the body through the arms (still fabric side facing out) and pull the edge all the way through the felt cylinder so it’s even with the edge that DOESN’T have arms attached to it. Sew around the diameters of the head cylinder and the body cylinder to attach them, then pull the legs down over the head and you’re almost done! Stuff the body, then seal it off by sewing piece 5 over the open end (even if you do have a functional sewing machine, you’ll probably have to do this part by hand). THE EYES: Sew the black circles on the white circles and whipstitch the eyes onto the head. You do this last because you can’t tell where they’re going to end up on the end product if you put them on before stuffing the body. Oh my! The only plushie I’d allow on my couch. Goals tbh I adore this @bunjywunjy this seems like your kind of squid a friend of mine has one of these in red and green plaid and we called him Christmas Squid and used him instead of a tree @ceriseal : angryvoiddetective: bunjywunjy: karn-libated: saunter-vaguely-into-a-bookshop: iamemeraldfox: simonalkenmayer: build-a-diy: 8-foot giant squid pillow. You’ll need: 2 yards of felt 1 yard of patterned fabric (I suggest a polka dot-type pattern so it looks like suction cups) 1 medium piece of black felt, 1 medium piece of white felt (for the eyes) white thread, black thread and thread of the same color as the felt you’re using pins about 5 lbs. of stuffing a couple big sheets of paper to draw your pattern First, you need to draw out your patterns. Here’s a basic template to get you started, although most of the measurements are reasonably fudgeable. If in the likely event you don’t have any four-foot-long pieces of paper lying around, just tape a few pieces together. Once you’ve drawn out your eight patterns, it’s time to cut the fabric. Pin the pattern to the fabric, laid flat, and cut out the following, leaving a half an inch or so of extra fabric around the edge of the pattern: FOR THE ARMS: 8 felt and 8 fabric cutouts of piece 1 FOR THE, UH, LONGER ARMS: 2 felt and 2 fabric cutouts of piece 2 FOR THE BODY: 2 felt cutouts of piece 3 FOR THE FIN: 4 felt cutouts of piece 4 FOR THE HEAD: 1 felt cutouts of piece 6 FOR THE EYES: 2 white felt cutouts of piece 7 and 2 black felt cutouts of piece 8 So now you’ve got all your pieces ready, it’s time to start sewing them together. I did mine by hand because my sewing machine is busted and I get a kind of Zen buzz from sewing by hand, but if you have a non-busted one I recommend that you use it as it will be MUCH EASIER. You’re going to be sewing everything with the nice side of the fabric facing in, then turning it inside out to stuff it. THE ARMS: (To make a quilted pattern that looks like suckers, see this other post). Pin together one patterned fabric piece 1 and one felt piece 1 (with the nice sides facing the inside). Sew down around the U-shape and back up, leaving the top open. Then turn the arm inside out, stuff it (it’s easiest to do both of these things if you sort of scrunch it up like you’re trying to put on a pair of tights, excuse the non-dude-friendly reference) and sew the top closed. Do the same for the other seven arms and rejoice in the fact that this is the most tedious part. Same deal with the two long arms, they’re just harder to stuff. THE FINS: Pin together two of your piece 4s and sew together the curvy outer edge. Turn the piece inside out, so the seam you just sewed is on the inside, and start sewing up the other side, stuffing gradually as you go along. You should end up with a triangle-ish puffy thing. Repeat for the other two piece 4s. THE BODY: Put down one piece 3, then place the two fins you have down with the point up and the curvy side pointing in, then make a sandwich by putting the other piece 3 down on top. Pin it all together and sew around the edges with the two fins still inside, as shown. Turn it inside out and move on to… THE HEAD: So take piece 6 and the ten arms you’ve already done. Lay the arms, fabric side facing you, out with the arms’ top seams in a line half an inch from the top of piece 6. The order should be arm arm arm arm BIG ARM arm arm arm arm BIG ARM. The legs should be almost entirely covering piece 6. Pin them in place and sew a straight line through the individual legs seams to attach the legs to piece 6. When you pick up the other side of piece 6, you now have something resembling a really weird untied hula skirt. Sew together the two 9-inch ends of piece 6 with the fabric side of the arms on the outside, and keep it inside out for the moment. PUTTING IT ALL TOGETHER: Fit the open end of the body through the arms (still fabric side facing out) and pull the edge all the way through the felt cylinder so it’s even with the edge that DOESN’T have arms attached to it. Sew around the diameters of the head cylinder and the body cylinder to attach them, then pull the legs down over the head and you’re almost done! Stuff the body, then seal it off by sewing piece 5 over the open end (even if you do have a functional sewing machine, you’ll probably have to do this part by hand). THE EYES: Sew the black circles on the white circles and whipstitch the eyes onto the head. You do this last because you can’t tell where they’re going to end up on the end product if you put them on before stuffing the body. Oh my! The only plushie I’d allow on my couch. Goals tbh I adore this @bunjywunjy this seems like your kind of squid a friend of mine has one of these in red and green plaid and we called him Christmas Squid and used him instead of a tree @ceriseal

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Shout to u ladies that suntan on your belly at the beach and untie your bikini top so u "don't get a tan line." Sureeeeeee it's for the tan line, I see u - so the triangles on the Tetas are perfectly acceptable, but God forbid u have a teensie weensie line across your back. Nah. Hell nah. Y'all ain't slick. Y'all just wanna tantalize us. Y'all just wanna lay there with perfect side boob-softness on display with that string untied so that we get aching boners picturing y'all fine asses technically naked without that string in place. Well u know what, two can play at this game. Next time I see a girl doing this imma lay right next to her, remove my swimming shorts, and lay a napkin on my PP. Just a small napkin. Not even a cloth napkin but like a cocktail napkin - them lil square joints, and imma unfold it into a big square and lay it on my junk and then apply a small paper weight to it so when the wind blow, u all like "OMG IMMA SEE HIS PP" but that paperweight gon keep it right in place. Y'all wanna make it a nude beach, here go my barely covered PP - it's a nude beach now. And if y'all look over and wanna snicker and giggle I'm look at u deadass and say "I have to do this. I don't want the tanlines." LetsAllBePetty AllSummer2017 TeamPenisNapkin LehGo 😍😂😂😂: corgi or snowplow DrSmashlove Shout to u ladies that suntan on your belly at the beach and untie your bikini top so u "don't get a tan line." Sureeeeeee it's for the tan line, I see u - so the triangles on the Tetas are perfectly acceptable, but God forbid u have a teensie weensie line across your back. Nah. Hell nah. Y'all ain't slick. Y'all just wanna tantalize us. Y'all just wanna lay there with perfect side boob-softness on display with that string untied so that we get aching boners picturing y'all fine asses technically naked without that string in place. Well u know what, two can play at this game. Next time I see a girl doing this imma lay right next to her, remove my swimming shorts, and lay a napkin on my PP. Just a small napkin. Not even a cloth napkin but like a cocktail napkin - them lil square joints, and imma unfold it into a big square and lay it on my junk and then apply a small paper weight to it so when the wind blow, u all like "OMG IMMA SEE HIS PP" but that paperweight gon keep it right in place. Y'all wanna make it a nude beach, here go my barely covered PP - it's a nude beach now. And if y'all look over and wanna snicker and giggle I'm look at u deadass and say "I have to do this. I don't want the tanlines." LetsAllBePetty AllSummer2017 TeamPenisNapkin LehGo 😍😂😂😂
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Is it just me or is this doggo absolutely majestic AF lol. U can't get a doggo like this and name him "Fluffy". U gotta name a doggo like this "Augustin Maximiliano Fernando de Albuquerque XI". Literally the 11th, like "it's only 10 others like him and I got the 11th...fvck with your boy." This the type of doggo where I tie him to the pole outside Intelligentsia Coffee to cop my double espresso and I come outside and all the other doggos and puppers have formed a semi circle around him and Augustin lecturing them about the quantum no-deleting theorem, u feel me? Like Carl the Corgi found a dead rat and just dropped the dead rat on his human's foot and that human frozen in disbelief that my doggo is giving a fvcking TED talk university lecture on a street corner. Then I untie my doggo and we jog briskly in unison off into the sunset while I grasp my double espresso in my left hand and my spear in my right hand. (I feel like if u got a doggo like this, u also need a spear. Never go halfway in life. Always complete the look 😎). Bless up! 😍😂😂😂: Northern Inuit Dog. Bred to look like a wolf, this is the breed they used on Game of Thrones for the direwolves @DrSmashlove Is it just me or is this doggo absolutely majestic AF lol. U can't get a doggo like this and name him "Fluffy". U gotta name a doggo like this "Augustin Maximiliano Fernando de Albuquerque XI". Literally the 11th, like "it's only 10 others like him and I got the 11th...fvck with your boy." This the type of doggo where I tie him to the pole outside Intelligentsia Coffee to cop my double espresso and I come outside and all the other doggos and puppers have formed a semi circle around him and Augustin lecturing them about the quantum no-deleting theorem, u feel me? Like Carl the Corgi found a dead rat and just dropped the dead rat on his human's foot and that human frozen in disbelief that my doggo is giving a fvcking TED talk university lecture on a street corner. Then I untie my doggo and we jog briskly in unison off into the sunset while I grasp my double espresso in my left hand and my spear in my right hand. (I feel like if u got a doggo like this, u also need a spear. Never go halfway in life. Always complete the look 😎). Bless up! 😍😂😂😂
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