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Af, Anaconda, and Confused: Thread I am about to tell you an epic tale about subterfuge, dating in the 21st century and the fall of human civilization. This actually happened to me and it could happen to you too. Get some popcorn. Thread* 48 PM 39 Aug 18 2,419 Retweets 4,030 Ls So a few weeks egolwas on the Tinder machine ahopping my soul around and t vary attractwe young laxty No bio. Fairly innocuous l text her n we make amall tak abt work or a bit than she gois,uaty, thawa hic huge precentation im werkin on for my job, would you be ottended if I got back to you ve gol more free time? youre cute and t want to meer you Im just oo busy m thought wel that's an owerty elaborate way to ghest somsone i say TolI woudrt be offended Isotaty get t me up when you're iree thank you t was wormed you late buri for sure ra test you in Sk" ฮ n my head Tm Two waaks pais 1 compktdy sorget about her then I remember and go back o tinder andic ontt ind i that's ward she deleted her tinder buti take it s overly elaborate ghoating methods Then yesterday Iget a vext THEY IM omomow t was wondering if you wanted wa coukd go get drinks ater and see what happens m like wel iibe daned Genuinely didnt think she would message me around todoy and tomonow but just conte around 6 and 11 meet you try the stage thes weead ot say sure thing lpoking formand bo it This moming she texts me at 9 am hey it's gonna rain today but i thin it shoud clear up in time for our de I'm ike coot ill be there Iplay football wth gerwond aliar soday and aspresa m iscredulty at the stuation Ifind her Instagrmt says singer actress, model, 3000 ollewersand Im Ehe uugghhhh I dunno bro. THIS SHIT FEELS OFf but fuck it 0 I make my way to Unign Square Eat a hot dog and look Ơwer by this open tot by and about 100 ppl and camerus and sh Manhattn shit e random a She leats me eym neinng a lttle tn but jut meet me by te stage then we can golwaen't gonna stand n fhont of e fucking stage sol stand af so tha ade a bit 0 Eventusly ee a giiming towards bockstage wn two enonmoue bodyguards in sunglaases and reaise its her and fm thinking WHAT THN l stay back and oosess the snuation and fuck imma playing and she gets on the stage and im so fucking confused but think wel guees she's a social mecde rality or 0 L immeciately think Im too fucking old She gets Pe me and is lke thanks for coming outbet you re oll mondering the fuck is this about 0 She then ays kow al of yog hee are on tindler and I'm Ike oppe0 Then she says l've invited you all here for proceads to gve a hunger pane about wtut its gomna take to 0 L THE DUDES THERE SHE FOUND D THEM THESAME SHITTEXTEDTHEME TCEND oN 0 Every man n ne owd look down ard mimes WHAT IN 000 THE THIB SHIT to themsl NAME OF SCOOBY Ad that poiet I un geuiely imazedal he falopian fortitude the g possesses This is top 10 gremest and plaged TUST NO ONE I TRUST NOTHING FMVAN CIVILIZATION DONT GET GOT THE END clare harper flood herpoonen h weet your l We in 2018, she in 2058 by sooshi MORE MEMES
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Being Alone, Fake, and Family: APPAREL Do you see the kid on the left? More importantly do you see that grin on his face......what if I told you that was fake? In fact, what if I told you that picture was taken one week from being removed from my home and sent to live with my Aunt in Florida? You see that kid on the left knew what true helplessness felt like....he knew what it meant to feel lost, scared, depressed, and knew what it was like to feel like his life was already over before it even started. He even began to believe the lie that maybe just maybe the world would be better off without him in it. He lost his friends, his home, his girlfriend, and just about anything else you can imagine as a high school teenager..... You see the depression knows no age, race, gender, political or sexual preference....it is unbiased in that regard and it can touch anyone at any time that it wants. Yet even in his darkest times and darkest moments....when he was on a path to nothing and curious if he would ever amount to anything more than just that.....NOTHING! Proverbs 16:3 saved his life! Now, 14 years later, that broken shell of a boy has been heard by 1 BILLION people! He has been able to travel the world and meet tens of thousands of people asking him daily how to push through and what keeps him going?! Life is truly funny that way! The point? The point is simply this.....if you are struggling and if life truly seems like it is at its darkest and you feel lost, alone, or hopeless. Trust me when I say that where you are now is preparing you for where you need to go and who you need to be! You can go from the weakest to the strongest before you know it! Your life has VALUE and you MATTER more than you will ever know! So fight for what is to come! Not always what currently is! If a kid from nowhere MS and a broken home can make anything of himself....SO CAN YOU! To this day, I still struggle with feelings of being good enough or whether or not I should be here.....those feelings never truly go away. BUT I choose life and the journey that life is!!! Because trust IT IS WORTH IT!! So choose to fight....ALWAYS! -Graham🇺🇸 motivation throwbackthursday faith family life

Do you see the kid on the left? More importantly do you see that grin on his face......what if I told you that was fake? In fact, what if I ...

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Bodies , Tumblr, and Blog: planetaryoh: sixpenceee: Meet the Bushveld Rain Frog (breviceps adspersus). Rather than swim, as most frogs do, they inflate their bodies and float. amazing

planetaryoh: sixpenceee: Meet the Bushveld Rain Frog (breviceps adspersus). Rather than swim, as most frogs do, they inflate their bodies ...

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Amazon, Beautiful, and Donald Trump: Elijah Daniel @aguywithnolife . Follow that time I became a best selling author because l wrote a 20 page trump erotic novel Tweet amazon Elijah Daniel Look inside Trump Temptation The Billionaire & The Bellboy TRUMP i'm going to get drunk tonight and write an entire donald trump sex novel like 50 shades of grey & put it on amazon tomorrow i swear to god. /20/16, 5:25 PM Elijah Daniel and 1 ☆☆☆☆☆ (126) Kindle Price: $1.99 2,910 RETWEETS 4,478 LIKES わ inlle unlimited I earn more DAILY NEWS New York Daily News @NYDailyNews Comedian writes gay erotic fiction starring "soggy Cheeto" @realDonaldTrump nydn.us/ 1Qj79ox Meet the Comedian Who Wrote a Hit Erotic Novella Starring Donald TRUMP Trump ELIJAH DANIEL Author, Trump Temptation: The Billionaire and the Bellboy WE WANT TO HEAR FROM YOU, SEND YOUR PHOTOS AND C CONNECT TO FOX 11 TRUMP EROTICA WITH HIS OILY ORANGE SKIN GLISTENING IN THE SUNLIGHT AS IF HE WERE A SOGGY CHEETO, HIS HAIR UNKEMPT AND MESSY, LIKE A GORGEOUS RAT'S NEST HE WAS BEAUTIFUL Trump Temptations OUNTRY FOX STATE DEPT. WILL NOT RELEASE SEVEN OF HILLARY CLIN NATIONAL HEADLINES acidocasualidad Source fullhalalalchemist this is going to be the satire that English professors make their students analyze in 50 years Source: acidocasualidad #photo #donald trump 359,894 notes Stitch It! His cheeto residue got all over my pants and thats how I became the next Monica Lewinsky 😳😳

His cheeto residue got all over my pants and thats how I became the next Monica Lewinsky 😳😳

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