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Apparently, Bad, and Bruh: Roberk Vanse Mark Humph oma Progra Robert We Michae Marjut Mier Mark e with Diploma Program magical-game: mementoviviere: coffeehedonist: oddity-txt: oddity-txt: oddity-txt: oddity-txt: oddity-txt: oddity-txt: oddity-txt: rebecca-lotto-mage-of-breath: oddity-txt: oddity-txt: oddity-txt: oddity-txt: oddity-txt: oddity-txt: oddity-txt: oddity-txt: oddity-txt: oddity-txt: oddity-txt: oddity-txt: oddity-txt: oddity-txt: oddity-txt: So I found this caterpillar on my way to class We’re bros I named him chicken nugget Aaaa he’s turning a duller color… I hope he’s alright So apparently chicken nugget is a spicebush swallowtail and they turn yellow before they pupate. He was making little silk things everywhere Bruh this caterpie is going to evolve to metapod today my boy isn’t messing around update hes entirely yellow now i made him a tube room hes crawlin all over the place checking it out its happening False alarm he moved a bitThis guy ??? caterpie doesnt evolve into kakuna whats he doing its happening part 2 For Real This Time chicken nugget using those advanced tactics balancing my man doesnt do anything halfway i put on some tunez for him so he can get into the metamorphazone sorry for keeping you all in suspense but chicken nugget is doing fine and he has a cool hat now hes been chillin like this for a couple days  hes been in cocoon for 10 days now🎉🐛🎉 let me know how he’s doing soon HES BUSTIN OUT im going to sleep, chicken nugget is snoozin and ill check up on him as soon as i wake up hope he doesnt party too hard  🐛 💤 💤 hes gone goth hes in his emoteen stage CHICKEN NUGGET IS A CHICKEN WING NOW BABY WE HAVE LIFTOFF!!!!! hes’s in a bigger container than the one in the pic now but im gonna let my home boy find his way in the world after he gets used to his wings a little bit this kid doesnt have a bad angle dang https://youtu.be/TwpFUQzvRp0 there he goes he’s free and im so proud and a little sad this was an incredible experience (thats my family oohing and ahhing in the background) I’ve seen yall reblog the unfinished ones SO MUCH that I’m getting pissed, anyway here’s the full chicken nugget saga. Awesome! Hope you’re happy somewhere, Chicken Nugget! I have missed this post so much! Let’s all celebrate Chicken Nugget!

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Af, Ass, and Cute: Tricky-D @DropsNoPanties So, my stepson has a girl upstairs in his room that stayed the night and my wife doesn't know yet. I'm curious on how he plans to smuggle her out now that the whole family is awake... ...and now we wait Tricky-D @DropsNoPanties People asking for updates: she's still here, the wife has gone into full Saturday house cleaning mode. Stil hasn't noticed the cute white shoes by the door. This could be his chance while she's distracted. Tricky-D @DropsNoPanties 11:00am central standard time... My wife (amazing wife) cleaning so hard core she doesn't even notice me standing behind her to take this pic... Music cranked all the way. Now's the chance. will he see the opportunity?? Tricky-D @DropsNoPanties 1d I think they might be waiting it out. The wife usually lays down and reads after lunch, especially after cleaning her ass off all morning. Could he be waiting for that?? Can she hold her pee another hour or so?? I have no idea what they thinking up there 940 t532 8,957 Tricky-D @DropsNoPanties 1d I'm afraid this thread isn't going to live up to the hype. You know, like a Ben Affleck Miramax movie 'm waiting just like the rest of you 921 ロ470 ㅇ8,240.1, Tricky-D @DropsNoPanties 1d OMG OMG OHHHH MY GAWDDDDDDD SHE CAME DOWN TO USE THE BATHROOM! IT'S ONE OF HIS CLOSEST FRIENDS! See. Mom might believe it's just a friendly sleepover, she was lucky enough to sleep through the fuck fest above our heads at 4am Tricky-D @DropsNoPanties 1d I don't even know if the wife saw her come downstairs to use the bathroom. She's said nothing and it's not like I can ask... Yet 2451 ㅇ7,508 Tricky-D @DropsNoPanties 1d I don't even know if the wife saw her come downstairs to use the bathroom. She's said nothing and it's not like I can ask... Yet t2451 7,508 Tricky-D @DropsNoPanties 1d Omg this kid!! NONCHALANT AF he casually strolls downstairs... AND grabbed those shoes and went back upstairs. Side eyeing me the whole way past. I shot him a little wink. They gonna hit that side door. bet. Tricky-D @DropsNoPanties And closure... Sure enough, hit the side door and they gone. I don't know about you but need a drink after that suspense. Thanks for following along! That was amazing A story worth of a short film
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Apparently, Bad, and Bruh: Roberk Vanse Mark Humph oma Progra Robert We Michae Marjut Mier Mark e with Diploma Program 505morgan: welcometothemusicandthemisery: turtlederpling: confessions-of-a-cellist: oddity-txt: oddity-txt: oddity-txt: oddity-txt: oddity-txt: oddity-txt: oddity-txt: rebecca-lotto-mage-of-breath: oddity-txt: oddity-txt: oddity-txt: oddity-txt: oddity-txt: oddity-txt: oddity-txt: oddity-txt: oddity-txt: oddity-txt: oddity-txt: oddity-txt: oddity-txt: oddity-txt: oddity-txt: So I found this caterpillar on my way to class We’re bros I named him chicken nugget Aaaa he’s turning a duller color… I hope he’s alright So apparently chicken nugget is a spicebush swallowtail and they turn yellow before they pupate. He was making little silk things everywhere Bruh this caterpie is going to evolve to metapod today my boy isn’t messing around update hes entirely yellow now i made him a tube room hes crawlin all over the place checking it out its happening False alarm he moved a bitThis guy ??? caterpie doesnt evolve into kakuna whats he doing its happening part 2 For Real This Time chicken nugget using those advanced tactics balancing my man doesnt do anything halfway i put on some tunez for him so he can get into the metamorphazone sorry for keeping you all in suspense but chicken nugget is doing fine and he has a cool hat now hes been chillin like this for a couple days  hes been in cocoon for 10 days now🎉🐛🎉 let me know how he’s doing soon HES BUSTIN OUT im going to sleep, chicken nugget is snoozin and ill check up on him as soon as i wake up hope he doesnt party too hard  🐛 💤 💤 hes gone goth hes in his emoteen stage CHICKEN NUGGET IS A CHICKEN WING NOW BABY WE HAVE LIFTOFF!!!!! hes’s in a bigger container than the one in the pic now but im gonna let my home boy find his way in the world after he gets used to his wings a little bit this kid doesnt have a bad angle dang https://youtu.be/TwpFUQzvRp0 there he goes he’s free and im so proud and a little sad this was an incredible experience (thats my family oohing and ahhing in the background) I’m so happy I found the rest of this.  That- was amazing- 💚💛🖤 @orangejuicepanro

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Apparently, Bruh, and Party: Roberk Vanse Mark Humph oma Progra Robert We Michae Marjut Mier Mark e with Diploma Program ladystardvst: oddity-txt: oddity-txt: rebecca-lotto-mage-of-breath: oddity-txt: oddity-txt: oddity-txt: oddity-txt: oddity-txt: oddity-txt: oddity-txt: oddity-txt: oddity-txt: oddity-txt: oddity-txt: oddity-txt: oddity-txt: oddity-txt: oddity-txt: So I found this caterpillar on my way to class We’re bros I named him chicken nugget Aaaa he’s turning a duller color… I hope he’s alright So apparently chicken nugget is a spicebush swallowtail and they turn yellow before they pupate. He was making little silk things everywhere Bruh this caterpie is going to evolve to metapod today my boy isn’t messing around update hes entirely yellow now i made him a tube room hes crawlin all over the place checking it out its happening False alarm he moved a bitThis guy ??? caterpie doesnt evolve into kakuna whats he doing its happening part 2 For Real This Time chicken nugget using those advanced tactics balancing my man doesnt do anything halfway i put on some tunez for him so he can get into the metamorphazone sorry for keeping you all in suspense but chicken nugget is doing fine and he has a cool hat now hes been chillin like this for a couple days  hes been in cocoon for 10 days now🎉🐛🎉 let me know how he’s doing soon HES BUSTIN OUT im going to sleep, chicken nugget is snoozin and ill check up on him as soon as i wake uphope he doesnt party too hard  🐛 💤 💤 He’s almost a butterfree I’m so excited!!

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Apparently, Bruh, and Party: Roberk Vanse Mark Humph oma Progra Robert We Michae Marjut Mier Mark e with Diploma Program <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://oddity-txt.tumblr.com/post/149239939651" target="_blank">oddity-txt</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://oddity-txt.tumblr.com/post/149219698821" target="_blank">oddity-txt</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://oddity-txt.tumblr.com/post/149202683091" target="_blank">oddity-txt</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://oddity-txt.tumblr.com/post/149193566051" target="_blank">oddity-txt</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://rebecca-lotto-mage-of-breath.tumblr.com/post/149186644181" target="_blank">rebecca-lotto-mage-of-breath</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://oddity-txt.tumblr.com/post/149097221391" target="_blank">oddity-txt</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://oddity-txt.tumblr.com/post/148766648956" target="_blank">oddity-txt</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://oddity-txt.tumblr.com/post/148561139046" target="_blank">oddity-txt</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://oddity-txt.tumblr.com/post/148552561211" target="_blank">oddity-txt</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://oddity-txt.tumblr.com/post/148521524731" target="_blank">oddity-txt</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://oddity-txt.tumblr.com/post/148521396281" target="_blank">oddity-txt</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://oddity-txt.tumblr.com/post/148521071441" target="_blank">oddity-txt</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://oddity-txt.tumblr.com/post/148517468216" target="_blank">oddity-txt</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://oddity-txt.tumblr.com/post/148516739071" target="_blank">oddity-txt</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://oddity-txt.tumblr.com/post/148515943571" target="_blank">oddity-txt</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://oddity-txt.tumblr.com/post/148515664936" target="_blank">oddity-txt</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://oddity-txt.tumblr.com/post/148515097421" target="_blank">oddity-txt</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://oddity-txt.tumblr.com/post/148514981836" target="_blank">oddity-txt</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://oddity-txt.tumblr.com/post/148514367246" target="_blank">oddity-txt</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://oddity-txt.tumblr.com/post/148513030881" target="_blank">oddity-txt</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>So I found this caterpillar on my way to class </p> <p>We’re bros</p> </blockquote> <p>I named him chicken nugget</p> </blockquote> <p>Aaaa he’s turning a duller color… I hope he’s alright</p> </blockquote> <p>So apparently chicken nugget is a spicebush swallowtail and they turn yellow before they pupate. He was making little silk things everywhere Bruh this caterpie is going to evolve to metapod today my boy isn’t messing around</p> </blockquote> <p><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="1136" data-orig-width="852"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/ab97adadd4a82842d9156dde182d418b/tumblr_inline_obgl9opKj81tqe6l9_540.jpg" data-orig-height="1136" data-orig-width="852"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="1136" data-orig-width="852"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/e3dcec5a15f737703fa3e5f09d1183d4/tumblr_inline_obgl92mh2j1tqe6l9_540.jpg" data-orig-height="1136" data-orig-width="852"/></figure></p> <p>update hes entirely yellow now</p> </blockquote> <p><figure data-orig-width="852" data-orig-height="1136" class="tmblr-full"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/f9765a5da46ac3d6212a0b21b178bb04/tumblr_inline_obgln1bIMW1tqe6l9_540.jpg" alt="image" data-orig-width="852" data-orig-height="1136"/></figure><figure data-orig-width="852" data-orig-height="1136" class="tmblr-full"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/e76a7c8abca2ee208fc1ee81e972dfac/tumblr_inline_obglnchLQE1tqe6l9_540.jpg" alt="image" data-orig-width="852" data-orig-height="1136"/></figure></p> <p>i made him a tube room</p> <p>hes crawlin all over the place checking it out</p> </blockquote> <p><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="1136" data-orig-width="852"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/6dc8cf69798a19ab7f0ebb78d1e8e318/tumblr_inline_obgmoe9ZiG1tqe6l9_540.jpg" data-orig-height="1136" data-orig-width="852"/></figure></p> <p>its happening</p> </blockquote> <p>False alarm he moved a bit<br/>This guy</p> </blockquote> <p><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="1136" data-orig-width="852"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/04aa96eb5af0186dbc26784d4d108c92/tumblr_inline_obgsjvvDtu1tqe6l9_540.jpg" data-orig-height="1136" data-orig-width="852"/></figure></p> <p>??? caterpie doesnt evolve into kakuna</p> </blockquote> <p><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="1136" data-orig-width="852"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/64289427a3628edb4cb9b687e57365d3/tumblr_inline_obgsyezaR41tqe6l9_540.jpg" data-orig-height="1136" data-orig-width="852"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="1136" data-orig-width="852"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/0c71b4b6f338245f18e7dd4efa882eb5/tumblr_inline_obgsymF4Jg1tqe6l9_540.jpg" data-orig-height="1136" data-orig-width="852"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="1136" data-orig-width="852"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/250e59fae9af89a2250264db92cef747/tumblr_inline_obgsywnVxm1tqe6l9_540.jpg" data-orig-height="1136" data-orig-width="852"/></figure></p> <p>whats he doing</p> </blockquote> <p><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="1136" data-orig-width="852"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/e0060764d6999b53e3bd523ee2e8bd8b/tumblr_inline_obgt511CMG1tqe6l9_540.jpg" data-orig-height="1136" data-orig-width="852"/></figure></p> <p>its happening part 2 For Real This Time</p> </blockquote> <p><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="1136" data-orig-width="852"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/d7e95339337f6a83949057b738ecc7c1/tumblr_inline_obi3u0M8EF1tqe6l9_540.jpg" data-orig-height="1136" data-orig-width="852"/></figure></p> <p>chicken nugget using those advanced tactics balancing my man doesnt do anything halfway</p> </blockquote> <p><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="1136" data-orig-width="852"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/740486d5210013df4b52f3cf56f9cfc4/tumblr_inline_obiea4NaHw1tqe6l9_540.jpg" data-orig-height="1136" data-orig-width="852"/></figure></p> <p>i put on some tunez for him so he can get into the metamorphazone</p> </blockquote> <p>sorry for keeping you all in suspense but chicken nugget is doing fine and he has a cool hat now</p> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="852" data-orig-width="1136"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/d229c58c95efd4a4dda924b99213d29a/tumblr_inline_obq21txzcx1tqe6l9_540.jpg" data-orig-height="852" data-orig-width="1136"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="852" data-orig-width="1136"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/104530718a5a1a27cab44e255b6d0cf9/tumblr_inline_obq229a2IW1tqe6l9_540.jpg" data-orig-height="852" data-orig-width="1136"/></figure><p>hes been chillin like this for a couple days </p> </blockquote> <p>hes been in cocoon for 10 days now<br/>🎉🐛🎉</p> </blockquote> <p>let me know how he’s doing soon</p> </blockquote> <p><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="1136" data-orig-width="852"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/7d6a6517297570dcb2afce01268f3282/tumblr_inline_oc6gslUdrB1tqe6l9_540.jpg" data-orig-height="1136" data-orig-width="852"/></figure></p> <p>HES BUSTIN OUT</p> </blockquote> <p><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="1136" data-orig-width="749"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/8b8eb41a1b740e8c0a7c3a2c219fdbe1/tumblr_inline_oc6s3fEg2J1tqe6l9_540.jpg" data-orig-height="1136" data-orig-width="749"/></figure></p> <p>im going to sleep, chicken nugget is snoozin and ill check up on him as soon as i wake up</p> <p>hope he doesnt party too hard </p> <p> 🐛 💤 💤 <br/></p> </blockquote> <p><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="1136" data-orig-width="852"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/abba30bec55fdc2451de03c807934385/tumblr_inline_oc7kbhRItP1tqe6l9_540.jpg" data-orig-height="1136" data-orig-width="852"/></figure></p> <p>hes gone goth hes in his emoteen stage</p> </blockquote> <p><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="1136" data-orig-width="852"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/b967f2ba6580c234b7b6a81297c66bd8/tumblr_inline_oc8ai1HhXl1tqe6l9_540.jpg" data-orig-height="1136" data-orig-width="852"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="1136" data-orig-width="852"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/2294212340a26f97f2d4efd6e3b0a48e/tumblr_inline_oc8aibdEte1tqe6l9_540.jpg" data-orig-height="1136" data-orig-width="852"/></figure></p><p>CHICKEN NUGGET IS A CHICKEN WING NOW BABY WE HAVE LIFTOFF!!!!!</p> </blockquote>

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Apparently, Bruh, and Party: Roberk Vanse Mark Humph oma Progra Robert We Michae Marjut Mier Mark e with Diploma Program northern-giant: scottymouth: oddity-txt: oddity-txt: oddity-txt: oddity-txt: rebecca-lotto-mage-of-breath: oddity-txt: oddity-txt: oddity-txt: oddity-txt: oddity-txt: oddity-txt: oddity-txt: oddity-txt: oddity-txt: oddity-txt: oddity-txt: oddity-txt: oddity-txt: oddity-txt: oddity-txt: So I found this caterpillar on my way to class We’re bros I named him chicken nugget Aaaa he’s turning a duller color… I hope he’s alright So apparently chicken nugget is a spicebush swallowtail and they turn yellow before they pupate. He was making little silk things everywhere Bruh this caterpie is going to evolve to metapod today my boy isn’t messing around update hes entirely yellow now i made him a tube room hes crawlin all over the place checking it out its happening False alarm he moved a bitThis guy ??? caterpie doesnt evolve into kakuna whats he doing its happening part 2 For Real This Time chicken nugget using those advanced tactics balancing my man doesnt do anything halfway i put on some tunez for him so he can get into the metamorphazone sorry for keeping you all in suspense but chicken nugget is doing fine and he has a cool hat now hes been chillin like this for a couple days  hes been in cocoon for 10 days now🎉🐛🎉 let me know how he’s doing soon HES BUSTIN OUT im going to sleep, chicken nugget is snoozin and ill check up on him as soon as i wake up hope he doesnt party too hard  🐛 💤 💤 hes gone goth hes in his emoteen stage CHICKEN NUGGET IS A CHICKEN WING NOW BABY WE HAVE LIFTOFF!!!!! A happy ending @mc-mt

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