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roderich-edelfine: pkmnlab: maybe austrias farting but hes so photogenic we will never kno I mean, OP’s not wrong

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5 Am, Ass, and Bad: Anonymous 09/29/17(Fri)19:54:36 No. 746664631 >2746670273 My autistic tinder hookup be me, 19 > ust quit night job, sleep schedule fucked up > have a cold > trying to stay up to fix sleep schedule, dying > fuck with girls on tinder, don't really care about it > used to try to get girls on it, gave up after only whales and retards were dtf > match with a mexican girl, 50 miles away > she's okay looking, not bad but nothing too special > send her a message saying "u like spaghettio?" > spaghettio's autocorrected to spaghettio, I thought it was funny > she just says "yes" > don't reply for a few hours > she sends me a message saving "you look like you have a big dick > I am confused and assure her that I do not > she says she wants to be penetrated > she says that she is moving away for school soon and doesn't want anything serious > I look her up on facebook and make sure that l'm not being catfished > see that she's about to move from the Midwest to California for school > the school is a community college > the subject gets changed, I ask her about herself while I nervously try to decide if I should fuck her > she starts telling me about her political stances, and how she wants to change the world > says she wants to teach at an inner-city school > I asked if she has ever gone to one, she says no but that she rode a bus with one once, and the students were all ignorant > she sends me a 15 minute john oliver video about translators helping the military in the middle east > I watch it for some reason > she starts talking about us fucking again > decide fuck it, I'm tired of missing my chances to get free puss > my only prior sexual experience is jerking my flaccid dick off on an escort's couch for 10 minutes tell her I'm dtf, ask for her numbe > she won't give it to me, she doesn't want us to get that close since she's moving > tells me she doesn't want to kiss when we hook up > fine with me, I'm bad at it anyways > she sends me her address Anonymous 09/29/17(Fri)19 57 04 No. 746664850 File: 2.ipg (35 KB, 324x470) s it's almost 10 pm at this point, I've already been awake for 23 hours > I shower and finally leave at like 11 get in my newly-purchased $1500 piece of shit car > loud as fuck, power steering barely functional, tire pressure terrible > start heading to her house, 1 hr 20 min trip according to google > realize that I should stop to get a 5 hour energy and put air in my tires > go to speedway, buy the 5 hour energy -1/--Hime > cashier keeps talking to me about how I'll need it for pokemon go (it just came out) > he won't stop talking about it, meanwhile im nervous as fuck finally leave, put air in my tires > their pressure is extremely low and I've only driven for 20 minutes so far > keep going, scared that car isn't going to be able to make it > stop again at another speedway, about an hour into the trip >put the air in my tires, try to find my way back to highway > have shitty ass cheap phone service, can't get google maps to load > just get back on highway and keep driving for a while > google maps is loading again, I make it to her town > having severe stomach issues, about to shit myself > lose service in her town, have no idea where I'm at >pull up to a sketchy ass gas station, go in to release my bowels > later in life I find out that I have irritable bowel syndrome > shit in the bathroom for probably 15 minutes, it's now almost 1 am > leave the bathroom, 2 men standing at the counter smiling at me > avoid eye contact and leave > still nervous as fuck and without phone service > drive around her town not knowing what to do >want to go home, but I've already made it this far so I cant give up finally get service, check tinder to see over 10 messages from her > she's getting pissed and wants to know what's going on > I park in front of someone's house and tell her that I'm lost > try to memorize directions to her house in case I lose service again > head to her house once again, lose service >think I find her house, but it's a two-family house and her neighbors are outside for some reason > not sure what to do or where to park drive around the block a few times, her neighbors are obviously suspicious that my loud ass car keeps passing by finally decide to park, pull up in front of her house > her neighbors are staring at me, start calling someone > luckily have service and can message her > tell her ive arrived > unluckily she's retarded and won't come to the door she tells me to just walk in > tell her that sounds sketchy > she still wont come to the door, says shes busy drinking water neighbors still staring at me, almost 10 minutes have passed > decide fuck it, ill walk in > cop car pulls up as im getting out of my car s they shine their spotlight on me, they don't say anything > I wave like the autist I am to them > they don't react > just walk in, my heart is pounding > she's standing by the doorway wearing panties and a tank top > don't understand why she didn't just let me in but whatever she grabs me and leads me through her dark house > there is a child that she is supposed to be babysitting sleeping on the couch > her bed is just 2 twin size beds next to each other > it's hot as fuck and I don't think there is any AC, only a fan there's a huge mirror in front of her bed > Christmas lights all over her room > she lays down > I stand there awkwardly, unsure of what to do > just make small-talk about her neighbors she says something like "are we going to fuck or not?" > nervously strip to my baggy boxer-briefs >get in the bed, start kissing her thighs > she tells me to eat her out > I have no idea how to pull her panties off and start licking her nether regions no clue what im doing, she seems to be enjoying somehow though > decide to stick a finger in, she likes it s haphazardly jam more fingers in, she still likes it O Anonymous 09/29/17(Fri)20:12:17 No.746666235 File: 4ipg (20 KB, 450x319) 2-746666831 >-746669345 >barely get it on, stick my chub inside her > thrust into her for a couple minutes, starting to lose breath > losing my boner minutes losing my boner > I get up and take my condom off > she starts sucking my dick her face is right around the corner from my asshole and I just had diarrhea she says she wants to ride me, I lay in the middle of her bed > the mattresses start to spread apart >I move to lay against the wall mostly on one mattress > it was dark so I couldn't tell, but I probably left ass sweat and shit stains all over her bed her titties are in my face, not totally sure what to do about them > I get back on top go for a few more minutes until I almost die she asks whyI keep getting so tired fuck her > I've been up for over 24 hours at this point, still sick we lay around talking about stuff for a while >trying to cool off, I don't even have a water >she rubs her hand on my dick and licks the precum off her finger > she sits on my dick while telling random stories tells me about how she was molested as a child probably giving me herpes > child starts knocking on door, crying > she yells at him to get back to bed > we get back to sex after 45 minutes try a few more positions > get her to try out some stuff like titty fucking and a foot job > I say "im gay" every time we switch positions because I am an autist and find it funny she asks me why I keep making fun of gay people she starts licking my mouth and tongue even though she said we shouldn't kiss > she's rubbing my dick on her clit and im about to cum > not sure what to do or say or where to cum > start to cum on her chest she sticks my dick in her mouth as I finish > we clean up, I ask her if she wants me to leave or if we should keep fucking > she says she planned on continuing > I somehow don't lose my erection and im miraculously able to continue >we do a few more positions, my unprotected dick is inside her while there is probably cum in my urethra Anonymous 09/29/17(Fri)20:14:53 No.746666535· File: 5ipg (258 KB, 1300x1131) 746667711 >im fucking her hard at one point, she's moaning "seel See!" > ask her "see what? > she says "no, Spanish" > Im a retard > almost an hour goes by, we're both tired and hot now she says she really wants to do some freaky shit, asks me for ideas > I don't fucking know > I think she mightve came twice, I don't really remember >she came at least once, not sure how I did it >I just want to get another nut off > she's ferociously sucking my dick, im >she gives up and lays with her face in the bed, her ass up > it takes every little bit of energy for me to cum onto her ass 9 she tells me to take a photo so I do >she tries to move my hand to her asshole, I resist > get dressed, go for a hug she gives me a high-five instead, doesn't want us to get close >say bye, leave > drive home for over an hour >awake for like 30 hours, dehydrated, hot > contemplating life, the possibility that I got her pregnant > probably have herpes > just want to go home and shower and sleep > have never felt so dead inside >get home after 5 am, dad is getting ready for work >go to sleep without showering > periodically look her up to make sure she isn't pregnant struggling to cum Anon gets laid
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Anaconda, Anime, and Dogs: FANDOMETRICS ANIEANG AN 0 NG & MAU ANIM <h2>Anime &amp; Manga</h2><p><b>Week Ending July 10th, 2017</b></p><ol><li><a href="http://tumblr.co/61378qJu5">Yuri!!! on Ice</a></li><li><a href="http://tumblr.co/61388qJug">Boku No Hero Academia</a></li><li><a href="http://tumblr.co/61398qJu9">Attack on Titan</a></li><li><a href="http://tumblr.co/61308qJui!">Free!</a></li><li><a href="http://tumblr.co/61318qJuc!!">Haikyuu!!</a></li><li><a href="http://tumblr.co/61368qJuo">Fairy Tail</a> <i>+2</i></li><li><a href="http://tumblr.co/61388qJuq">Jojo&rsquo;s Bizarre Adventure</a> <i>−1</i></li><li><a href="http://tumblr.co/61398qJuS">Tokyo Ghoul</a> <i>+1</i></li><li><a href="http://tumblr.co/61308qJus">Killing Stalking</a> <i>+4</i></li><li><a href="http://tumblr.co/61318qJut">Little Witch Academia</a> <i>−3</i></li><li><a href="http://tumblr.co/61328qJuQ">One Piece</a> <i>+3</i></li><li><a href="http://tumblr.co/61338qJuv">Hunter x Hunter</a> <i>+4</i></li><li><a href="http://tumblr.co/61348qJua">Black Butler</a> <i>−3</i></li><li><a href="http://tumblr.co/61358qJux">Sailor Moon</a> <i>−3</i></li><li><a href="http://tumblr.co/61368qJuI">Boruto: Naruto Next Generations</a></li><li><a href="http://tumblr.co/61378qJuL">Hetalia</a> <i>+2</i></li><li><a href="http://tumblr.co/61388qJu0">Mob Psycho 100</a> <i>−5</i></li><li><a href="http://tumblr.co/61398qJuF">Bungou Stray Dogs</a> <i>+1</i></li><li><a href="http://tumblr.co/61308qJu2">Kantai Collection</a> <i>+1</i></li><li><a href="http://tumblr.co/61318qJuN"><b>Fullmetal Alchemist</b></a></li></ol><p><i>The number in italics indicates how many spots a title moved up or down from the previous week. Bolded titles weren’t on the list last week.</i></p><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="281" data-orig-width="500" data-tumblr-attribution="aluna-hime:Czfrcy2Y7xoDlDiYWhZTdQ:Zw8h7k2L5xIif"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/d7e892304f4e21aab82854aefaaff3a1/tumblr_op4mcolYHV1uzbehdo1_500.gif" data-orig-height="281" data-orig-width="500"/></figure>
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Broomstick, Crying, and Gif: RE AL lDesbs 3 hre , natura x oronae xtrashu <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://sexaholicrus.tumblr.com/post/22592400951">sexaholicrus</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://lisola.tumblr.com/post/22589920894">lisola</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://koohi-hime.tumblr.com/post/22577859608">koohi-hime</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://tokimekiwaku.tumblr.com/post/22577368517">tokimekiwaku</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://whileothersreap.tumblr.com/post/22576132947">whileothersreap</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://tokimekiwaku.tumblr.com/post/22571168570">tokimekiwaku</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ihavenomouthandimustweh.tumblr.com/post/22566640596">ihavenomouthandimustweh</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://dieoh.tumblr.com/post/22566400691">dieoh</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://actionhank.tumblr.com/post/22566321507">actionhank</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><em>white</em></p> </blockquote> <p><em>white and nerdy</em></p> </blockquote> <p><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="250" data-orig-width="370" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3mttcO2Qe1qe7dph.gif"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/730c9fa2ea7cf9abd8d76b95d2a939e1/tumblr_inline_p8pawaClOj1qjc94q_540.gif" data-orig-height="250" data-orig-width="370" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3mttcO2Qe1qe7dph.gif"/></figure></p> </blockquote> <p><img height="294" src="http://i.imgur.com/fi8Le.png" width="443"/></p> <p>I dunno you guys…</p> <p>I think they should make out……</p> </blockquote> <p><img height="735" src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3n40fFvD01qgzlj9o1_500.png" width="500"/></p> <p>&lt;&gt;-&lt;&gt; i agree</p> </blockquote> <p>i’m crying</p> </blockquote> <p><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="299" data-orig-width="377" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3n7ghbYlR1r0191r.png"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/eb8953f6b27dee97e4683994b26c5eed/tumblr_inline_p8pawai8mq1qjc94q_540.png" data-orig-height="299" data-orig-width="377" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3n7ghbYlR1r0191r.png"/></figure></p> <p>i ship it</p> </blockquote> <p><img height="357" src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3nsoaqyyB1qlav2q.jpg" width="400"/></p> <p>can i join this ship is hot</p> </blockquote> <p><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="455" data-orig-width="500" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3nvs72Uat1qfzjr7.png"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/703fad2d4ab792ee4056e7ab5c353519/tumblr_inline_p8pawaod7q1qjc94q_540.png" data-orig-height="455" data-orig-width="500" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3nvs72Uat1qfzjr7.png"/></figure></p> <p>so canon guys</p> </blockquote>

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