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modmad: delistylehardcore: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: fun fact! the producer of shrek based Lord Farquaad on his evil former boss, the CEO of disney, Michael Eisner. They even look the fucking same in real life Eisner is pretty tall. on the other hand, the shrek producer, Jeffrey Katzenberg, is quite short . Eisner, being an asshole, once infamously said of Katenzberg, “I think I hate that little midget.”  so 5′0″ Katzenberg went and turned his asshole boss into a little person named Lord Fuckwad yeah more fun facts: disney/pixar did the same shit right back several years later mr. incredible’s boss is a caricature of jeffrey katzenberg someone has probably already added this but I can’t have this post going without the Very obvious addition of UP’s villain Charles Muntz- the send up of Disney’s old boss and legendary asshole, Charles Mintz entire animation teams taking overt digs at horrible bosses is tea : what's wrong pal Shrek is a movie about loving yourself for who you are despite your physical appearance, but during the entire film they are making fun of Lord Farquaad for being short Send of is with modmad: delistylehardcore: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: fun fact! the producer of shrek based Lord Farquaad on his evil former boss, the CEO of disney, Michael Eisner. They even look the fucking same in real life Eisner is pretty tall. on the other hand, the shrek producer, Jeffrey Katzenberg, is quite short . Eisner, being an asshole, once infamously said of Katenzberg, “I think I hate that little midget.”  so 5′0″ Katzenberg went and turned his asshole boss into a little person named Lord Fuckwad yeah more fun facts: disney/pixar did the same shit right back several years later mr. incredible’s boss is a caricature of jeffrey katzenberg someone has probably already added this but I can’t have this post going without the Very obvious addition of UP’s villain Charles Muntz- the send up of Disney’s old boss and legendary asshole, Charles Mintz entire animation teams taking overt digs at horrible bosses is tea
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<p><a href="https://trilllizard666.tumblr.com/post/172416330318/lornagonigall-kaldicuct-egaylitarian" class="tumblr_blog">trilllizard666</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://lornagonigall.tumblr.com/post/168678687245/kaldicuct-egaylitarian-lets-dance-super" class="tumblr_blog">lornagonigall</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://kaldicuct.tumblr.com/post/160885979716/egaylitarian-lets-dance-super-mega" class="tumblr_blog">kaldicuct</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://egaylitarian.tumblr.com/post/160525493131" class="tumblr_blog">egaylitarian</a>:</p> <blockquote><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="400" data-orig-width="400"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/93a9fd5944e4e2b09ffa42523754e4db/tumblr_inline_opr840iVQC1uqei3u_540.jpg" data-orig-height="400" data-orig-width="400"/></figure></blockquote> <p>Let’s Dance. </p> <p> Super Mega Socialist Barack is such an asshole<br/>Harry Reid can eat a dick <br/>and Clinton digs the deep throat<br/>Nancy P. she has a cock and pokes it in your ear hole<br/><br/>Super mega socialist Barack is such an asshole<br/><br/>Dumb democrat dumb dumb diddy aye, Dumb democrat dumb dumb diddy aye<br/><br/>Barack was a foreigner when he was just a lad,<br/>through some clever lies he became a harvard grad,<br/>In the white house its the world he thinks to own<br/>hes the biggest fucking joke the world has ever really known<br/><br/>super mega socialist Barack is such an asshole<br/>Harry Reid can eat a dick<br/>and Clinton digs the deep throat<br/>Nancy P. she has a cock and pokes it in your ear hole<br/><br/>Super mega socialist Barack is such an asshole<br/><br/>Dumb democrat dumb dumb diddy aye, dumb democrat dumb dumb diddy aye.<br/><br/>He flew all around the world on those giant ears of his<br/>Just to be a douche like that wrestler known as Miz<br/>“everyone only makes my job harder because I’m black.”<br/>No you tard, you suck as pres, its time to hit the sack.<br/><br/>Super mega socialist Barack is such an asshole<br/>Harry Reid can eat a dick<br/>And Clinton digs the deep throat<br/>Nancy P. she has a cock and pokes it in your ear hole<br/><br/>Super Mega socialist Barack is such an asshole<br/><br/>Dumb democrat dumb dumb diddy aye dumb democrat dumb dumb diddy aye<br/><br/>You know we could take our nation back, as provided in the constitution by our forefathers, but the libs are too stupid to realize what a right is, dont you think? Indubitably.<br/><br/>One day we will have our country back and we all shall cheer<br/>the tree of liberty refreshed now its time to have a beer.<br/>First things first gents we need to get off our duffs<br/>Otherwise we cant complain when the libs put us all in cuffs.<br/><br/>Michelle, have you seen my telepromter? I would like to talk dirty to you but I cant find the fuckin words.<br/><br/>Super Mega Socialist Barack is such an asshole<br/>Harry Reid can eat a dick<br/>and Clinton digs the deep throat<br/>Nancy P. she has a cock and pokes it in your ear hole<br/>Super mega Socialist Barack is such an asshole<br/>Super mega Socialist Barack is such an asshole<br/>Super mega Socialist Barack is such an asshole<br/><br/></p> </blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="400" data-orig-width="400"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/3e67f729489cc1fc1836b94b78c41549/tumblr_inline_p15ufexlDs1taqeq8_500.jpg" data-orig-height="400" data-orig-width="400"/></figure></blockquote> <h2>why are you all like this</h2> </blockquote> <h1>I’m in tears</h1>: SUPER CALLOUS FRAGILE RACIST SEXIST NOT MY POTUS <p><a href="https://trilllizard666.tumblr.com/post/172416330318/lornagonigall-kaldicuct-egaylitarian" class="tumblr_blog">trilllizard666</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://lornagonigall.tumblr.com/post/168678687245/kaldicuct-egaylitarian-lets-dance-super" class="tumblr_blog">lornagonigall</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://kaldicuct.tumblr.com/post/160885979716/egaylitarian-lets-dance-super-mega" class="tumblr_blog">kaldicuct</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://egaylitarian.tumblr.com/post/160525493131" class="tumblr_blog">egaylitarian</a>:</p> <blockquote><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="400" data-orig-width="400"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/93a9fd5944e4e2b09ffa42523754e4db/tumblr_inline_opr840iVQC1uqei3u_540.jpg" data-orig-height="400" data-orig-width="400"/></figure></blockquote> <p>Let’s Dance. </p> <p> Super Mega Socialist Barack is such an asshole<br/>Harry Reid can eat a dick <br/>and Clinton digs the deep throat<br/>Nancy P. she has a cock and pokes it in your ear hole<br/><br/>Super mega socialist Barack is such an asshole<br/><br/>Dumb democrat dumb dumb diddy aye, Dumb democrat dumb dumb diddy aye<br/><br/>Barack was a foreigner when he was just a lad,<br/>through some clever lies he became a harvard grad,<br/>In the white house its the world he thinks to own<br/>hes the biggest fucking joke the world has ever really known<br/><br/>super mega socialist Barack is such an asshole<br/>Harry Reid can eat a dick<br/>and Clinton digs the deep throat<br/>Nancy P. she has a cock and pokes it in your ear hole<br/><br/>Super mega socialist Barack is such an asshole<br/><br/>Dumb democrat dumb dumb diddy aye, dumb democrat dumb dumb diddy aye.<br/><br/>He flew all around the world on those giant ears of his<br/>Just to be a douche like that wrestler known as Miz<br/>“everyone only makes my job harder because I’m black.”<br/>No you tard, you suck as pres, its time to hit the sack.<br/><br/>Super mega socialist Barack is such an asshole<br/>Harry Reid can eat a dick<br/>And Clinton digs the deep throat<br/>Nancy P. she has a cock and pokes it in your ear hole<br/><br/>Super Mega socialist Barack is such an asshole<br/><br/>Dumb democrat dumb dumb diddy aye dumb democrat dumb dumb diddy aye<br/><br/>You know we could take our nation back, as provided in the constitution by our forefathers, but the libs are too stupid to realize what a right is, dont you think? Indubitably.<br/><br/>One day we will have our country back and we all shall cheer<br/>the tree of liberty refreshed now its time to have a beer.<br/>First things first gents we need to get off our duffs<br/>Otherwise we cant complain when the libs put us all in cuffs.<br/><br/>Michelle, have you seen my telepromter? I would like to talk dirty to you but I cant find the fuckin words.<br/><br/>Super Mega Socialist Barack is such an asshole<br/>Harry Reid can eat a dick<br/>and Clinton digs the deep throat<br/>Nancy P. she has a cock and pokes it in your ear hole<br/>Super mega Socialist Barack is such an asshole<br/>Super mega Socialist Barack is such an asshole<br/>Super mega Socialist Barack is such an asshole<br/><br/></p> </blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="400" data-orig-width="400"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/3e67f729489cc1fc1836b94b78c41549/tumblr_inline_p15ufexlDs1taqeq8_500.jpg" data-orig-height="400" data-orig-width="400"/></figure></blockquote> <h2>why are you all like this</h2> </blockquote> <h1>I’m in tears</h1>
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Ladies cot dammit if ya man take a dive down under and hit ya Nani with that impeccable TungWerk ®️ make a lil eye contact. U feel me? Look him in the eye while he working, he dutiful. It ain’t gotta be a staring contest just that lil belly crunchie where u lean up for a sec with that drooly grin 🤤 before laying back down and clutching ya own bresstassiss again lol. The look in the eye say “I am validating your efforts, which are appreciated. Go Head with that whirlwind devil tung boy who raised u? Is u half Man half reptile with that tornado tung? U tryina eff around and make me fall in love? YOU 👏 DONT 👏 WANT 👏 ME 👏 TO 👏 FALL 👏 IN 👏LOVE 👏THAT’S 👏WHEN 👏 THE 👏 CRAZY 👏 COME 👏 OUT 👏 NOT 👏 THE 👏 GOOD 👏 CRAZY 👏 BUT 👏 THE 👏 BAD CRAZY. 👏BOI...imma have to ohhhghhhhhh ggggahhhhhh” *digs manicure nails into scalp* “I ahhhhhhh yesyesyesyesyes DON’T STOP FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU 😩” — You feel me? That interaction is clutch. I be seeing some of u criminals tho bruv 😂 - I start going down under and y’all wanna close ya eyes and play out a whole separate movie in ya head. How do I know what movie dat is? Maybe it’s me on a snowy mountain top wearing only a fur loin cloth riding a unicorn with my hair blowing in the arctic wind (I don’t have long hair and anyway my hair don’t blow but bear with me lmao) or maybe it’s another movie entirely that I ain’t even in!? “Well smash now I KNOW you don’t know as much as women as you purport to...some women can’t bust unless they close their eyes and go to a happy place STOP 🛑 TRYING 🛑 TO 🛑 CONTROL 🛑 OUR 🛑 BODIES.” Whoa derr ma. Now u doing too much. U free to go to a happy place, just give a brother a glance! U feel me? A small token of your appreciation. Inside every man is a little part of him that’s a hurt lil boy who need reinforcement. If u think u with some super macho lookin a$$ boy who ain’t got this lil part of him that just mean he good at hiding it but he likely got the ultimate mommy-daddy issues that ain’t came out yet jus wait on it 😂. For the rest of u, LOOK HIM IN THE EYE - to be a good plant manager u gotta be appreciative of the pipe layer so he keep doing a good job BLESS UP 🤗😍😂: Invest in tennis balls, they have a high return rate @DrSmashlove Reddit ulyerawizzardarry Ladies cot dammit if ya man take a dive down under and hit ya Nani with that impeccable TungWerk ®️ make a lil eye contact. U feel me? Look him in the eye while he working, he dutiful. It ain’t gotta be a staring contest just that lil belly crunchie where u lean up for a sec with that drooly grin 🤤 before laying back down and clutching ya own bresstassiss again lol. The look in the eye say “I am validating your efforts, which are appreciated. Go Head with that whirlwind devil tung boy who raised u? Is u half Man half reptile with that tornado tung? U tryina eff around and make me fall in love? YOU 👏 DONT 👏 WANT 👏 ME 👏 TO 👏 FALL 👏 IN 👏LOVE 👏THAT’S 👏WHEN 👏 THE 👏 CRAZY 👏 COME 👏 OUT 👏 NOT 👏 THE 👏 GOOD 👏 CRAZY 👏 BUT 👏 THE 👏 BAD CRAZY. 👏BOI...imma have to ohhhghhhhhh ggggahhhhhh” *digs manicure nails into scalp* “I ahhhhhhh yesyesyesyesyes DON’T STOP FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU 😩” — You feel me? That interaction is clutch. I be seeing some of u criminals tho bruv 😂 - I start going down under and y’all wanna close ya eyes and play out a whole separate movie in ya head. How do I know what movie dat is? Maybe it’s me on a snowy mountain top wearing only a fur loin cloth riding a unicorn with my hair blowing in the arctic wind (I don’t have long hair and anyway my hair don’t blow but bear with me lmao) or maybe it’s another movie entirely that I ain’t even in!? “Well smash now I KNOW you don’t know as much as women as you purport to...some women can’t bust unless they close their eyes and go to a happy place STOP 🛑 TRYING 🛑 TO 🛑 CONTROL 🛑 OUR 🛑 BODIES.” Whoa derr ma. Now u doing too much. U free to go to a happy place, just give a brother a glance! U feel me? A small token of your appreciation. Inside every man is a little part of him that’s a hurt lil boy who need reinforcement. If u think u with some super macho lookin a$$ boy who ain’t got this lil part of him that just mean he good at hiding it but he likely got the ultimate mommy-daddy issues that ain’t came out yet jus wait on it 😂. For the rest of u, LOOK HIM IN THE EYE - to be a good plant manager u gotta be appreciative of the pipe layer so he keep doing a good job BLESS UP 🤗😍😂
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